Living in different beds

Back home, Zhang Bai took out the key to open the door, just as Wu Di was changing shoes in the hallway, the two looked at each other, and were stunned for a moment, Zhang Bai asked, "Where are you going?"

"Go pick you up from get off work," Wu Di looked at him in surprise, "Why did you come back so early, it's not even nine o'clock."

"It's not a little girl, so there's no need for you to pick it up," Zhang Bai curled his lips, "Anyway, I'm fine in the store, so I'll leave work early."

Wu Di smiled and rubbed his hair, "Are you hungry? I just stewed crucian carp milk soup, and the taste is probably not very good now. Wait a few more minutes."

Zhang Bai was walking towards the living room, pulling his cheeks with both hands, and muttering, "Drinking soup every day makes me fat."

"Where is the fat?" Wu Di took the bag he handed over, put it in the cabinet, turned around and walked to the sofa, sat beside him, put him in his arms, and kissed him, "I have no body Meat, it’s better to be a piglet, and it’s comfortable to hold.”

Zhang Bai suddenly turned his head and looked at him fiercely, "Is it uncomfortable to hold you now?"

"Yeah," Wu Di nodded honestly, "I'm holding Qiaoren now."

Zhang Bai sneered, "Who hugged me so happily? Hmph!"

Seeing his awkward figure, Wu Di felt refreshed all over his body. He pinched his soft waist dishonestly with his fingers, bit his ear and said, "Although I hold someone in my arms, it makes me happy. I am white, no matter how fat I am." Thin, they are the cutest people in the world."

"Go away," Zhang Bai couldn't help laughing, squinted at him, snuggled into his arms, put his arms around his neck, kissed him, and said softly, "Sidi, do you think I'm so special?" No conscience, you are so kind to me, and I keep yelling at you?"

Wu Di was a little surprised, why did this little thing that he cherishes so dearly suddenly become bright and sad today?He smiled and said, "I can't help it, who made me stupid, I just like to hear you yelling at me, I feel uncomfortable if I don't get scolded by you for a day."

Zhang Bai glanced at him with contempt on his face, nestled in his arms for a while, and said, "I know you are pampering me, silly Di, I am as old as you, I don't need your pampering, I also want to help you Share the pain, don't hide anything from me."

Wu Di was stunned for a moment, "Did you hear what someone said?"

Zhang Bai sat up from his arms, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and faced him, "I heard Xiaoma and the others say in the shop today that your comment section has been maxed out by tigers and blacks, and they beat you to the ground." You must be very sad to be on the list, but you didn't tell me."

"Hey, what's the big deal?" Wu Di laughed and rubbed his hair, "I didn't take it to heart, the year-end inventory is like this every year, you have time to look, which author's comment on the red list The section has not been maxed out? Lazy people like Qingniao have already closed the comment section, if this thing affects my mood, then I have to die?"

"Really?"

"Of course," Wu Di smiled easily, "I've been in this circle for four or five years, my heart has already been tempered into reinforced concrete. If you don't believe me, go and see Young Master Xian, he has won the black list again and again. It's been three years since the number one scholar, but he still writes [-] posts every day, and he's like a normal person."

Zhang Bai observed his face for a long time, and found that everything was as usual, and he didn't see the slightest expression of disappointment, so he finally felt relieved, "That's good."

Wu Di went to the kitchen to bring out the stewed fish soup, called Zhang Bai over for dinner, and found that he was on the phone, his face suddenly darkened as he spoke, and he shouted, "Don't come!"

The other party didn't know what to say, Zhang Bai's expression suddenly became very embarrassed, "Brother Zhe's house doesn't have a room, but mine doesn't either... Oh, there's a tenant."

Dissatisfied with the word tenant, Wu Di made a punching gesture at Zhang Bai, Zhang Bai glared at him in a bad mood, and Wu Di obediently lowered his head to serve the soup.

After a while, Zhang Bai hung up the phone, walked over with a dark face, sat down at the dining table, and suddenly collapsed and scratched on the table.

Wu Di burst out laughing, "Bai, what's the matter?"

"You're still laughing!" Zhang Bai beat his chopsticks angrily, "Something serious happened!"

"what?"

Zhang Bai lay on the table like a mangy dog, sobbing, "Mom and Dad are coming to celebrate New Year's Day, and the plane will fly tomorrow morning."

"Ah!" Wu Di was also stunned for a long time, speechless to the husband and mother. After retiring, he traveled all over the world, and his mentality became more and more like a child. He sighed, "Why does this involve a surprise attack?"

The sudden arrival of his parents made Zhang Bai panic, and called Yuan Zhe overnight for help. Yuan Zhe also received a notice from the second elder, and was planning how to entertain the second elder. Hearing Zhang Bai's question, he laughed, "Bai Bai , you don’t know who the two elders are? They don’t object to homosexuality.”

"It's hard to say," Zhang Bai felt that the situation was very pessimistic. "Just because they don't dislike homosexuality doesn't necessarily mean they don't dislike Shadi. You know, although Shadi has a good personality, but..." He took a peek and was cleaning the guest room Wu Di covered his mouth with his hand and whispered into the phone, "Don't you think that Shadi looks like a wimp?"

Yuan Zhe was speechless for a while, "There is no problem with our mother. Dizi is her godson, and he loves her very much. Your father has no problem. My mother said one, and you have heard his old man say two." Is it? So, no matter how crooked Dizi is, there will be no problem."

Zhang Bai was unwilling, "Hey, why do you say that silly di is crooked? You are handsome? Let me tell you, I have never seen a man who is more handsome than him when I grow up. Even if you are My brother, but if you slander Shadi again, I will be as anxious as you!"

Yuan Zhe hung up the phone, and said to his wife with a look of resentment, "It's over for nothing, and he actually thinks that Di Zi is the most handsome man in the world."

"His eyes go down to the soles of his feet."

On Zhang Bai's side, he will clean out the guest room where the second elder lived, and he went to the supermarket early the next morning to buy a full set of sheets, quilt covers and some daily necessities, and after finishing the room, he just received a call from his parents, saying that boarding has already started .

This day is not a holiday, Yuan Zhe and Li Yu both have normal jobs, unlike the younger brothers, one freelancer, the other doesn't even have a job, so the younger couple took a taxi to the airport to pick up the older couple.

Before leaving, Zhang Bai took Wu Di to review the four basic principles again: First, conceal!Second, it must be concealed!Third, we must persist in concealment!Fourth, we must insist on unwavering concealment!

Wu Di finished memorizing the "Four Basic Principles" under the oppression of his wife, and his whole body seemed to become a huge mobile grievance manufacturing factory.

Zhang Bai stood on tiptoe and pecked at his mouth, "Don't be angry, we're just pretending to be good brothers in front of our parents, we can still go back to the room and be okay."

Wu Di sighed, "It's up to you."

When the two arrived at the airport, they saw an old man dressed in a western cowboy dragging two large suitcases behind an elegant woman, sweating profusely from running.

The two sides looked at each other, and the old man threw the box in his hand and shouted, "You little bastards, come and pick up something for your mother!"

Those who came were Zhang Bai’s adoptive father, Ji Lao, and Yuan Zhe’s mother, Su Yun. The setting sun of the two old people made Zhang Bai and Yuan Zhe brothers. Now they have retired, singing operas and listening to music all day long, traveling around the world, The small life is much more nourishing than the juniors.

Ji Lao's loud and loud voice immediately attracted onlookers at the crowded airport, Wu Di quickly ran over with his head down, greeted the second elder, and then helped the old man pull up the boxes one by one.

Zhang Bai threw himself directly in front of the woman, and the two hugged exaggeratedly, and shouted, "Mom, I miss me so much!"

Su Yun smiled, "You really just miss me?"

"And your food!" Zhang Bai waved his arms excitedly.

"I knew it!" Su Yun knocked on his forehead, scratching his face, "I will live here with your dad for a week this time, and cook for you every day!"

"Oh yeah!"

Wu Di dragged the suitcase in his hand, and carried Ji Lao's backpack on his back. He stumbled and followed the three of them. Hearing this, he said aggrievedly, "Bai, my cooking is not delicious?"

Zhang Bai rolled his eyes back at him, and mouthed two words to him: Conceal!

Veteran Ji transferred all the weight to Wu Di. At this time, he was walking briskly beside Su Yun. When he saw the beaded bag in her hand, he suddenly stared, "Bai Bai, didn't you see your mother carrying such a big bag? Hurry up and help pick it up." , why is this silly son so blind? The bag is so big, and your mother has such a thin wrist, you will get tired when you lift it up, don't you know?"

Zhang Bai lowered his head and saw the small bag in Su Yun's hand that was less than [-] centimeters long. He silently despised the old man who valued his wife and despised his son in his heart. He obediently carried it to his stepmother, turned his face and grimaced, "My dad It's getting worse and worse."

Su Yun laughed and nodded, "I think so too."

Zhang Bai glanced at Elder Ji who looked like a wife and slave, then at Wu Di next to him, lowered his head and whispered to his stepmother, "Mom, do you have any tricks to keep your husband under the box, teach me."

Su Yun glanced at Zhang Bai in astonishment. She knew the child's sexual orientation. After looking at him for a while, she suddenly smiled and asked in a low voice, "Do we have someone we like in Bai Bai?"

Zhang Bai's face was slightly flushed, and he nodded, "Yes."

"What kind of person is it?"

"He treats me very well," Zhang Bai laughed, "He's very down-to-earth, and he doesn't have any extravagance."

"Well," Su Yun nodded, "When it comes to finding a partner, looks, money, etc. are all false, even gender is false, but you must find someone who is really good to you. Mom has a deep understanding of this." Feel, do you understand what I mean?"

"I know."

The group had already walked out of the airport, and Wu Di went to take a taxi. Elder Ji saw the mother and son whispering their ears furtively, and came over with a playful smile, "What are you two talking about?"

Zhang Bai quickly tugged on his mother's sleeve, "Mom, don't tell him!"

Su Yun laughed, and proudly said to Ji Lao, "Did you hear that? My son won't tell you!"