Living in different beds

Hearing the store manager's crazy yelling, Zhang Bai immediately laughed, "Oh, don't you complain about the loneliness of single men every day? Xiao Ma is not bad, but he is a bit stupid, but he is a good match for you. , don’t be arrogant, pack up quickly and go back to your hometown to get married with him.”

The store manager was so angry that he almost ate the phone, hung up the phone resentfully, turned his head, and looked at the man locked by him on the balcony, almost turning his back in anger.

I saw Ma Zhiming was naked, wrapped in a sheet, almost frozen into a popsicle on the windy balcony, but still trying hard to slap on the glass door and shouted, "I will definitely be responsible, Niuniu, don't let it go , although I am younger than you, I am a responsible man!"

The store manager scratched the wall while spitting blood: Why did you mess with such a brown candy?If he had known that this kind of thing would happen, he would never have gotten so close to this bastard!

It's just hateful, if you know it's hard to buy!

Yesterday afternoon, after all the authors left, the two of them felt that they were not enjoying themselves enough. Anyway, single men are lonely during Christmas, so it is better to go to the continuation together. Unexpectedly, there will be problems in this continuation.

The two found a small tavern at random, ordered half a case of beer, and chatted and drank. Ma Zhiming was an old reader who had been immersed in the Internet for many years, and he talked about the articles in a clear way. Extremely deep secondary lines can be accurately excavated.

The manager of the store exclaimed that it was too late to meet each other, and the two took one bottle after another, and one bottle after another... When they came back to their senses, it was already the morning of the next day.

Opening his eyes, the store manager found that he had returned home, stretched his waist and wanted to sit up, but suddenly his movements froze, he turned his head one by one, and saw that he was hugging him in the posture of ivy wrapped around a plum tree. men together.

Both of them had pink hickey marks on their bodies.

A puddle of half-dry marks on the sheets.

The other party was also obviously shocked, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, after a while, he spoke tremblingly, and he said in a trembling voice, "I will take responsibility."

Just five words, the store manager almost spat blood on his face, and roared, "Responsible fart! I'm a man!"

Ma Zhiming paled, "I can see it."

"Men, are you still in charge?" the store manager roared, "It's just 419, why don't you take responsibility?"

Ma Zhiming said seriously, "I never 419 with others, Ma family rules No. 18, never play with women's feelings."

"I'm a man."

"Ma's family rules No. 19, same for men."

The store manager scratched the bed, got up after vomiting blood, got up with embarrassing face and seduced him, "Do you understand 419? It's a one-night stand, Foronenight, break up at dawn, understand?"

Ma Zhiming nodded obediently, "Yes, but I have to be responsible. This is my dignity as a man. My father taught me since I was a child that an irresponsible man is not a man."

The store manager was completely speechless to him, got up, put on pajama pants and walked out the door.

Ma Zhiming suddenly jumped up and hugged his waist, "Niu Niu, trust me, I won't make you regret marrying me!"

The store manager was furious, turned around and kicked him to the ground, stomping on him, "Marry your sister! I'm a man! A man! You said yesterday that you like women! Appetite me?"

Ma Zhiming huddled on the ground to protect his head, and said aggrievedly, "I can no longer say that I like women, Niu Niu, I think I quite like you."

"Who cares about your liking?" Tired of kicking him, the store manager picked him up, opened the balcony door, and threw him out.

Ma Zhiming rushed to knock on the door, "It's cold outside! It's snowing!"

The store manager grabbed a bed sheet and threw it out, and then thought of the culprit who brought Ma Zhiming to the author's party, so he directly made a phone call to Zhang Bai, and after being teased by him, he became furious.

I went to the bathroom to wash off the traces on my body, and through the diffuse mist, I saw the hickey marks on my body that couldn't be washed off no matter how I washed it, I scratched bloodstains one after another on the wall in frustration.

After taking a shower, I came out wearing a bathrobe, drank a glass of milk to calm down the turbulent mood, walked to the balcony, opened the door with a straight face, "Come in, let's negotiate." After speaking, he turned and walked back to the living room, sitting on the sofa.

"Oh," Ma Zhiming tremblingly followed behind him, sitting next to him.

The store manager stared, "Where are you sitting?"

Ma Zhiming got up abruptly, turned to sit on the sofa opposite him.

The store manager turned his head away depressedly, and held his forehead, "Go and put on your pants first."

Ma Zhiming stood up obediently and went to the bedroom. After a while, he came out wearing a pair of jeans under his bare upper body, sat on the sofa again, and looked at the store manager with some embarrassment, "You... you say."

I have to say that Ma Zhiming's figure is really good, with clear chest and abdominal muscles, coupled with healthy wheat-colored skin, it makes people look thirsty.

The store manager forced himself not to look at his body, "That... Brother Iron Blood, I..."

"Call me Zhiming," Ma Zhiming interrupted him, "My name is Ma Zhiming."

"Well," the store manager paused, "My name is Niu Nan."

"I know," Ma Zhiming narrowed his eyes and laughed, "I have your information on the Internet. Your original name is Niu Nan. Your birthday is June 6. You are a Gemini. Your favorite color is black, and your favorite snack is grilled sausage..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Niu Nan's forehead was covered with black lines, what's the mess?Looking at him, he sighed bitterly, "Let's get back to this matter, my point of view is to pretend that nothing happened, and we went our separate ways and had nothing to do with each other."

"Then how can it be?" Ma Zhiming raised his head, "We obviously went to bed!"

"But we didn't make it to the end!"

"Who said that?" Ma Zhiming said stubbornly, pointing his fingers at the store manager's tender neck, and said loudly, "There are still hickey marks here, I kissed it!"

Niu Nan touched her neck subconsciously, and then suddenly realized that when she looked in the mirror just now, she found that there were really a few small strawberries in that place. She was embarrassed and shouted, "Of course I know it was you who kissed me! Last night it was only the two of us." Personally, did I kiss it myself? Bah! Why did I tell you this, that... Pony, we actually had a very pure sleep and didn’t make it to the end, so you don’t have to be responsible.”

"But..." Ma Zhiming groaned, pointing to his abdominal muscles, "I still have dried semen here... I don't know if it's mine or yours."

Niu Nan's face turned red in an instant, and after holding it for a long time, she shouted, "So what? I just won't let you take responsibility, what can you do?"

The debate continued endlessly. Ma Zhiming stuck behind Niu Nan like a piece of brown candy. Niu Nan was making noodles at home. When he turned around, Ma Zhiming handed him the chopsticks. Niu Nan was typing in the study and turned his head. , Ma Zhiming brought hot tea, and Niu Nan went to the pet shop to open. Without paying attention, Ma Zhiming smiled and said to the customers who just entered the door, "Siamese cats are elegant and elegant, and they are most suitable for a graceful and luxurious big cat like you." Beautiful..."

Niu Nan held his forehead, turned around, and scratched the wall: I'm afraid this piece of brown candy...can't be thrown away...

However, although Ma Zhiming is clingy, he has a handsome face that deceives people without paying for his life. He is tall and strong, and his facial features are as handsome and tough as Greek sculptures. When he is serious, he has a grace that can only be accumulated by at least three generations of rich ancestors Temperament, so the turnover of pet stores has skyrocketed in the past few days. Niu Nan is counting the tickets that have come in, laughing so hard that his teeth can't see his eyes.

It's just that most of the customers are passionate young women. As soon as they enter the door, they call for Ma Zhiming to serve.

As a result, Niu Nan was unwilling again: Why do my men always call you around?Looking at Ma Zhiming's enthusiasm at work, the small pet shop suddenly became sour.

Zhang Bai took two consecutive days of sick leave for Christmas. When he arrived at the pet store on the third day, a large dog jumped up. He was so scared that he took a step back, put his hands on his chest, and yelled, "The demons are gone!"

The big dog jumped in front of Zhang Bai, very excited, "Brother Hu's comment area is maxed out, Brother Xiaobai, let's fight side by side with Brother Hu!"

Zhang Bai looked at him with a look of astonishment, his head was full of confusion, and he looked at Niu Nan who was crouching in front of the computer with a grim look, "Manager, what's wrong with your man?"

"You man!" Niu Nan glared at him angrily, "He has nothing to do with me!"

Ma Zhiming turned back aggrievedly, "Niu Niu, we obviously went up again last night..."

"Shut up!" Niu Nan was already hovering on the verge of collapse, and shouted, "How did I know you climbed onto my bed again, get out! Get out! Get out!"

Ma Zhiming acted tenderly, and said affectionately, "With me here, you will never sleep with your pillow in your arms again. I will give you a generous heart..."

An ashtray flew towards him, Zhang Bai quickly squatted down with his head in his hands, only to hear a scream, Ma Zhiming flew out, and a bunch of blood floated in the air...

There was a muffled sound of a heavy object falling to the ground outside the door, and Zhang Bai looked at Niu Nan in fear, "Shop, store manager, calm down... Impulse is the devil..."

Niu Nan looked at him calmly, "You, come here!"

Zhang Bai came over in small steps like a little eunuch, "Cha."

"Look here," Niu Nan pointed to the screen.

Zhang Bai looked over obediently, and his heart skipped a beat. He saw the comment area of ​​Invincible Menghu. It was a peaceful place, but now it was full of gunpowder. Various posts were being refreshed at the speed of light. It was obvious that it was flourishing.

And in front of him, the store manager with a ferocious face, messy hair and red eyes, his hands were beating on the keyboard as fast as chopping vegetables, and he skillfully changed his vests to deal with each other.

Zhang Bai didn't quite understand, "The store manager, what's the matter? What's wrong with the comment section of Shadi's house?"

"Hmph, the gnats shake the big tree," Niu Nan sneered, "The last five days of voting for the Golden Finger Awards, the Huhei's big counterattack, vainly trying to kick Huniu off the top of the list, are they thinking well?"

"Huh?" Zhang Bai was still confused.

Niu Nan clicked the page to the voting page, and saw two lists on the left and right, the red one on the left and the black one on the right, he explained casually, "The left is the Golden Finger Award, and the right is the Rotten Finger Award, understand Alright."

If you like any author, you will vote for that author, and you will be awarded the Golden Finger Award. If you hate any author, you will vote for that author, and you will be awarded the Bad Finger Award.

Zhang Bai exclaimed, Damn, this year-end inventory is really revenge for injustice, revenge for revenge.

Seeing the name at the top of the Golden Finger Award list, Zhang Bai felt a little proud, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but smile.

"Brother Hu must love you very much." A gentle voice sounded from the side, "Look at you smiling so much that you can't even close your mouth."

Zhang Bai turned his head and squinted at him, "Of course! Are you envious?"

Ma Zhiming clasped his hands together and said reverently, "I love Niu Niu very much too..."

"Get lost!" The store manager was furious.

Zhang Bai said seriously to Ma Zhiming, "Go and buy some wife's oral liquid, I guess he has reached menopause."

The store manager was furious, "Both of you get out of here!"

So both Zhang Bai and Ma Zhiming were thrown out, braving the cold wind, the two of them squatted on the side of the road, Ma Zhiming said to Zhang Bai, "I think brother Hu is so pitiful."

"Ok?"

Ma Zhiming moved aside while talking, and said in a low voice, "Look, there are so many scolding him in the comment area, all of them have brought a household registration book, Brother Hu must be in a terrible mood now, but you don't care at all. I know, I'm still jumping outside and not going home to accompany him..."

Zhang Bai didn't yell at him for the first time, but looked at Ma Zhiming seriously, "He cares about what is said on the Internet?"

"It should be. I feel that Brother Hu is not as invulnerable as Young Master Xian. He never offends others, but now a book fan from another family comes to scold him. He must be very wronged."

Zhang Bai bowed his head and thought for a long time, then stood up suddenly, "Tell the store manager that I am asking for leave, I have to go home immediately!"