Living in different beds

The store manager held up the fluffy fabric in his hand, and enthusiastically recommended, "You wear it, wear it, you have such a good figure, you must look good when you wear it, trust me!"

fart!There is a fart relationship with the figure!This is simply a cute outfit!

The fluffy half vest, the shorts that only cover the buttocks, the small waist and belly are all exposed, and there are matching small round ears and plush claw covers. A small ball-shaped tail!

Zhang Bai looked into his piercing eyes and said angrily, "You just want to satisfy your selfish desires! You wretched man!"

"You are wrong," the store manager said sternly, "Although I am always on the cutting edge of fashion trends, I am very traditional in my bones."

Zhang Bai looked at him intently.

He went on to say, "If I want to satisfy my selfish desires, I will strip you naked and put you in a cage, and let you learn to meow..."

"You pervert!" Zhang Baifei stepped on his face, turned around and wanted to run away.

The store manager was so explosive that he threw Zhang Bai down, rode on his back and began to tear his clothes, panting, "Can you take it off?"

"I do not!"

"Take it off for me!"

"You bitch!!!"

The war of the century broke out again in the small pet shop, so when Wu Di came to pick up Zhang Bai and go home, he saw two slender little men, one squatting in front of the computer with a ridiculous Band-Aid on his forehead, and his own The little thing was squatting in front of the cage, and when he heard him come in, he turned his head silently, with a tooth mark on his chin.

Wu Di felt the anger rising in his chest: Grandma's, I'm not willing to bite yet, which grandson is so bold?

Seeing the backer coming, Zhang Bai burst into tears and rushed forward, "Sidi, he bullied me!"

"Day! How amazing is it to have a man?" The store manager was furious, pointing at the band-aid on his forehead, "What do you mean when you scratched my skin?"

Zhang Bai shook up the fluffy Christmas welcome suit, "You deserve it! You want me to wear something like this?"

Wu Di snorted, couldn't help touching the fluffy clothes, looked at Zhang Bai, touched his chin and said, "Bai, this dress suits you very well!"

"What?" Zhang Bai was furious, pointing at his nose and cursing, "You actually want me to wear this kind of clothes for others to see?"

"Of course not," Wu Di licked his fingertips and lowered his voice, "Take the clothes home and just show them to me."

Zhang Bai quickly retracted his hand, raised his foot and kicked his calf, cursing in a low voice, "Pervert!"

"I am willing to be a pervert for you."

The corners of Zhang Bai's mouth couldn't help but rise up, he stretched out his hand to hook his little finger, pouted and said angrily, "Why didn't you know you were so nasty before?"

"Kang, kuang, kuang!" There was a piercing knocking sound, and the store manager, with a dark face, knocked on the empty pet cage next to him with a back-beating stick.

Zhang Bai had a bad attitude, "What are you doing?"

The store manager knocked and said, "In public places, pay attention to the feelings of single men!"

Wu Di burst out laughing, rubbed Zhang Bai's hair and said, "Bai, do you have any friends around you who like men? Introduce one to the store manager."

"Fart! I like women!" the store manager said seriously.

Old God Wu Di said, "I think it's more difficult."

The store manager was so aggrieved that he scratched the wall.

Seeing his deflated appearance, Zhang Bai felt refreshed, laughed wildly, took Wu Di's arm and walked away, conveniently stuffing the revealing welcome outfit into his carry-on bag.

When they got home, Wu Di answered a phone call and said to Zhang Bai apologetically, "Bai, I can't be with you all day for Christmas."

Zhang Bai was sitting on the sofa, holding a large bowl of fermented glutinous rice balls and watching TV while eating. Hearing this, he hummed, and after a long time, he suddenly yelled, "What? Won't you accompany me for Christmas? Who are you going to accompany?" ?”

Wu Di looked at the little thing in front of him who was about to pounce on him, and couldn't help smiling, "At noon that day, some of our authors in City N had a party. Your husband and I are too famous, so it's not good if we don't go."

"Come on, don't you just want to go out and play, pretend I can't see it?" Zhang Bai disdainful, suddenly thought of something, "Will you go to Blue Bird SAMA?"

Seeing his embarrassing and energetic eyes instantly become bright, Wu Di admitted that he was jealous, and said with ulterior motives, "Him? He is such an unscrupulous person, he will probably spend time in bed. The master of sexology relies on countless times Made by practice."

"Try to slander Jade Bird SAMA again?" Zhang Bai stared.

Wu Di shrank his head and insisted, "I'm telling the truth! You'll know how lewd Birdman is after a long time. Why is his update slow? Because he spends most of his time on the bed instead of by the computer. !"

"Ahhhh, I'll kill you for the blue bird SAMA!" Zhang Bai rushed forward fiercely.

Wu Di caught him, and the two rolled off the sofa, lying on the carpet and playing for a while, Wu Di said sourly, "How good is Birdman's writing, making you so hardcore?"

"You don't understand, the blue bird SAMA writes elegant literary works, and you are not on the same level as him at all."

Wu Di turned around silently, vomiting blood profusely.

Although he said that he didn't mind Wu Di going to the author's party and not accompanying him, but when it came to Christmas, it was a lie to say that he didn't mind.

Tell yourself that this is a festival for foreign devils, and we Chinese descendants are no match for it!Zhang Bai took out his mobile phone and asked his sister-in-law Li Yu to tell him that he was going to their house for a meal, but Li Yu told him in embarrassment that he would spend Christmas with her husband in a sweet world, and he would not mind letting his five-year-old son accompany him for the holiday. Zhang Bai hung up the phone without saying a word.

Then I looked in the phone book and called my tutor. The disrespectful old man said that since you are free, I have three final papers for you to correct. Zhang Bai decisively pretended to signal not good.

After hanging up the phone, standing in the campus, watching couples of sweet or cheerful couples passing by, Zhang Bai looked up at the warm sun, and then looked down at his lonely shadow, deeply lonely .

He was planning to go home and sleep, when he suddenly received a text message on his mobile phone, Zhang Bai opened it in doubt, saw the resentment gushing out like a resentful woman in a deep palace, and laughed, the previous bad mood disappeared in a flash , he happily called Ma Zhiming, "You just saw your ex-girlfriend kissing her new boyfriend? Did you see them having sex?"

"Senior Brother Xiaobai!" Ma Zhiming howled, "My heart is already broken into pieces, how can you still have the heart to step on these pieces again?"

"Didn't you realize that I was comforting you?" Zhang Bai smiled gloatingly, "Your brother and I are lonely too, come out for a drink?"

Ma Zhiming was very fast, and not long after Zhang Bai hung up the phone, he saw a flamboyant trot crawling along the campus path.

"Senior Brother Xiaobai!" Ma Zhiming got out of the car and rushed forward to hug Zhang Bai, "Even God can't heal me now, my sorrow... is flowing upstream..."

Zhang Bai kicked him away and yelled loudly, "I'm a married man now, so I can't hug him anymore!"

Ma Zhiming wiped his tears, "Are you abandoning me too?"

Zhang Bai nodded very firmly.

Ma Zhiming burst into tears, "Only a man among men like Hu Niu can heal me!"

A big man of more than 1.8 meters was crying and crying behind him. Zhang Bai couldn't bear the disturbance, so he decided to take him to meet the so-called men among the men.

I asked Wu Di for the address and asked Ma Zhiming to drive. The two soon arrived at the hotel where the author was meeting. Ma Zhiming went to park the car. Zhang Bai quickly jumped out. When he looked up, he saw Wu Di standing at the door and smiling. wave to him.

Come up, "Waiting for a long time?"

"No, it's only been a while." Wu Di held his hand and held it in his palm. "It's so cold, so I need to wear gloves when I go out."

"Don't talk about it," Zhang Bai shook off his hand, glanced around guiltily, and found no one was looking at them, so he quickly tiptoed and pecked at the corner of Wu Di's mouth, pushed him into the door, and shouted Yelling, "Let's go, it's so cold outside!"

When the two reached the door of the private room, Ma Zhiming caught up from behind and said with a smile, "Brother Hu! Brother Hu!"

Only then did Wu Di see the man who came with Zhang Bai, and smiled kindly, "So it's Xiaoma, didn't you go out on a date for Christmas?"

Zhang Bai covered his eyes: This unlucky man, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted!

Sure enough, before the words fell, Ma Zhiming flew over without any emotional transition, hung on Wu Di's body, and cried bitterly, "I'm broken in love... Brother Hu, heal me!"

Wu Di didn't know him well, so when he jumped at him, he suddenly panicked and asked Zhang Bai for help, but found that Zhang Bai was smiling gloatingly beside him, showing no sign of extending a helping hand.

"Oh, heal you," Wu Di said helplessly, sighing.

Ma Zhiming shook him, "Brother Hu, you have so many female book fans, introduce one to me."

Wu Di rolled his eyes, "I still have a lot of male book fans, why don't you?"

Ma Zhiming stepped back half a meter away from him in an instant, acting gentle and elegant, "Hey, hey, I'd better keep the male book miniatures for myself, I still like women."

"Whether you like men or women, this is not a reason for you to block the door."

An unhappy voice sounded from the side, and Ma Zhiming turned around in confusion, and saw a young man with delicate features frowning standing inside the door, apparently very displeased with his behavior blocking the door.

Hesitantly asked, "Are you..."

"Damn it!" Zhang Bai suddenly yelled, "Why are you a disaster here?"