Living in different beds
Chapter 23
It was the first time for the two of them to share the same bed, and they were both extremely stiff. Wu Di lay there for a long time like a morgue, feeling pain in all his bones, and slowly wanted to move his body, but he was afraid of waking Zhang Bai. It moved frame by frame in slow motion.
"...Are you suffering from epilepsy?" Zhang Bai asked speechlessly.
"Uh...you haven't slept yet?" Wu Di was embarrassed.
Zhang Bai let out a breath, "How can I sleep with you lying beside me constantly moving around?"
"Ah? I'm sorry," Wu Di turned over generously, reached out to hold his fingers, and interlocked his fingers, "Okay, let's sleep."
"Look at your stupidity!" Zhang Bai curled his lips, leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, and muttered unhappily, "I lost sleep because of you."
Wu Di laughed dryly, "Why don't I sing you a lullaby?"
"Come on, just your duck voice..."
"Hey, that's not right for you to say that," Wu Di said seriously, his voice is comparable to that of a professional dubbing actor, and even someone as picky as Gong Zixian said he couldn't resist it, while Lustful as a Blue Bird directly described it as "listen I'll be pregnant..."
"Stop quibbling," Zhang Bai squirmed into his arms, opened his eyes and looked at the four big characters "self-sufficiency" on the wall with the help of the moonlight projected in, sighed, and whispered, "Sidi, I want to tell you something."
Wu Di hugged him, "Say it."
"You may not be able to accept it."
Wu Di thumped in his heart, "Then don't say it."
"But I always feel sorry for you if I don't tell you," Zhang Bai muttered, "It's about the test report."
Wu Di lowered his head and looked at the person in his arms. After a while, he suddenly smiled, "Bai, what are you afraid of? Since I love you, I naturally love you as a whole, including your past and your future. Even if you can't accept it, you have to accept it, who told... I love you?"
"Sidi, you are so stupid."
"Fortune favors fools."
Zhang Bai smiled, raised his arms and hugged his body, "The test report has been there for several years, I didn't have promiscuous sex, everything I said that day was out of anger, don't believe it, I was just out of anger you."
"I know," how could Wu Di believe his angry words that day, even with his understanding of Zhang Bai, he knew that he couldn't be what he said.
"However," Zhang Bai stopped and glanced at Wu Di, "It's not much better. That day, he took me to a Chinese Valentine's Day carnival. You know, they were all gay. In the end, they all went crazy..."
Wu Di took a breath, he knew that this "he" refers to Zhang Bai's ex-boyfriend who gave him irreparable scars, and he also knew the meaning of this playful, it was all gay carnival, what would happen in the end, even if he I haven't experienced it, but I can imagine it.
Holding the person in his arms tightly, "Bai, it's all in the past, it's all in the past, don't think about it..."
Zhang Bai shook his head, and said stubbornly, "I didn't know that he sucked margo for me. He said it could improve sexual excitement. You don't know, but I'm actually...a little sexually frigid, silly, trust me , I didn't do it on purpose, I really didn't know Ma Guo at that time... I don't remember that night anymore, I don't even know how many people the other party is..."
Wu Di felt the pain like someone cutting his heart with a blunt knife, and hugged him tightly, "I believe in you, believe in you, my vain, let the past pass, you will always be in my heart The aloof little prince is so arrogant that it makes one's heart beat."
"You are so stupid..."
Telling the secret that had been deeply buried in his heart, Zhang Bai felt much better. He found a comfortable position in Wu Di's arms, and soon fell asleep, but Wu Di stared at him and lost sleep.
He hated that bastard who hurt his treasure. If one day, he could meet that scum, he wouldn't mind pinching his neck with his own hands.
When Zhang Bai woke up the next morning, there was nothing around him, the sound of rushing water came from the bathroom, Zhang Bai rolled around on the big bed, couldn't help laughing while hugging the quilt, Wu Di's body temperature was still on the bed .
In the morning, he had to go to substitute class. Zhang Bai stayed in bed for a while, then floated to the bathroom in his pajamas, and sat on the toilet with a magazine in his hands sleepily. Suddenly, the shower curtain rang, and then Wu Di's dripping naked body appeared in front of him.
"Ah!" Zhang Bai screamed reflexively.
Wu Di was speechless, "What's your name, haven't you seen it before?"
After Zhang Bai shouted, he laughed, "I still remember the first day we lived together, no, you also showed your naked body directly, which scared me."
Wu Di remembered that time, and couldn't help laughing, tied the towel around his waist, and walked in front of him generously, "I can't be scared now, right? Such a perfect figure belongs to you."
Zhang Bai rolled his eyes, "Cut! Isn't it just chocolate, what's there to show off? I have it too!"
"Come on, yours is bread." Wu Di carefully recalled Zhang Bai's lower abdomen, licking his lips, "but it feels good to the touch."
Zhang Bai was ashamed and angry, grabbed the magazine and beat him, "Get out quickly after taking a shower, don't stand here and block your eyes!"
Wu Di ran out of the bathroom in embarrassment, holding his head in his arms, and suddenly came back, standing at the door and smiling, "What do you want for breakfast?"
Zhang Bai was furious, and the magazine in his hand turned into a cannonball and threw it over, shouting, "Crazy, I didn't see me sitting on the toilet, what kind of breakfast are you asking?"
Wu Di shrank his head, laughed and dodged the flying magazines, and after a while, cheerful singing came from the kitchen.
Listening to his messy songs, Zhang Bai curled his lips and smiled: What a fool, he is so happy to cook!
After breakfast, Wu Di went back to Mr. Xian to get his things, and by the way, called the real estate agent to express that he didn't plan to rent a house for the time being.
But Wu Di, who has a wife and everything to do, doesn't care. He happily wishes that Young Master Xian will find a scumbag as soon as possible, and before he gets angry, he drags the box and slips away quickly.
As soon as Zhang Bai finished class, he was attacked by a strong force from behind before he even walked out of the classroom, and then a koala hung on his body, stretched out his hand depressedly, and pushed his big face away, "You don't have any bones?"
Ma Zhiming raised his phone in ecstasy, "Huniu has exploded!"
"What?" Zhang Bai looked at his mobile phone while walking, and found that it was the comment area of Invincible Menghu again. After a closer look, this kid seemed to have done something extraordinary.
At the top of the comment area, big blood-red characters flickered: Thirteen, celebrating the reunion after 13 years!Posted by Invincible Menghu.
There was a lot of exclamation below, because whether it is Gong Zixian or Mi Dong, there are many invincible cute tiger CPs, but they are all supported by book fans, and this time, Hu Niu even blew herself up for a 13-year long-distance love run!
What's abominable is that he didn't reveal at all who is everyone's Mrs. Hu, which made all the book fans feel aggrieved and wanted to scratch the wall.
The entire book review area was extremely hot in the usually deserted morning. Although most people were expressing congratulations, there were still a few book fans posting that their young hearts were broken, and some of them expressed their determination to wait for Hu Niu Empathize with each other, and a large number of CP parties condemned Huniu, you are a heartless man with no integrity, for hurting our Mi Dong and our son Xian...
And Wu Di, wearing the formal attire of "Invincible Cute Tiger", is cheerfully posting and pouring water with book fans.
Zhang Bai opened his mouth wide and looked at Wu Di who was running around in one post after another, suddenly felt that he was a little embarrassed, so he returned the phone to Ma Zhiming, went to the office with his computer, and posted a post warning him to restrain himself. Otherwise, some he regrets!
The moment the post was posted, Zhang Bai let out a scream, and covered his eyes in pain, only to see the location of the person who posted the post, which read "senior love expert", this damn web page memory function...
really……
Wu Di saw his post at a glance, and immediately clicked in. Happy molested the host, and told everyone that this is our sister-in-law...
The book fans are so excited that they rush to tease Mrs. Hu, touching her little hands and pinching her buttocks. Zhang Bai even pretended to be a dignified and virtuous lady at the beginning. After all, the wife of the invincible and cute tiger represents the tiger Girl's face.
In the end, before chatting a few words, the original "Invincible Love, Ten Years of Rain and Snow Turns White" was turned up, and then the original long comment by the "senior love expert" was also pushed to the front page, so a arrogant, arrogant Zhang Bai was ashamed and angry when the image of Xiao Shou who was evil, vicious, aggressive, and selfish was identified.
Wu Di's phone rang at the right time, Zhang Bai grabbed the phone and said in a nasty voice, "What are you doing? Laughing at me?"
"Hehe," Wu Di's gentle voice sounded over there, his voice was very warm and soft, with a bit of Jiangnan's unique moisture, and when he deliberately softened it, Zhang Bai suddenly felt that his bones were brittle, and he hurriedly called, "Smile What, what on earth are you going to do?"
"Ma'am," Wu Di dragged his tone and said with a smile, "How does it feel to be Mrs. Tiger?"
"Go to die!" Zhang Bai roared.
Wu Di smiled happily, "Christmas is almost here, how do you plan to spend it?"
Zhang Bai coughed, and said with great integrity that he would stick to the front line of work and bow to the development of the pet industry until his death.
Wu Di was in awe, "It's really epic, but, dear madam, your silly Di is guarding the vacant room for you alone, and you don't plan to spend a warm and sweet Christmas Eve with him?"
"I love work very much," Zhang Bai tried hard to make his voice not sound so fake.
Wu Di laughed loudly, and said softly, "Bai, don't let yourself be too tired. I have to take the driver's license test, and I will feel distressed."
Zhang Bai's heart became hot, and he curled his lips, "What's so disgusting! Really, I have to work, so I hang up!"
"Well, good," Wu Di said with a smile, "Hey, did you forget to say something?"
"what?"
Wu Di laughed, and said in a voice so gentle that he could drown, "Bai, I love you."
"I hate it!" Zhang Bai quickly hung up the phone, feeling his face was hot, went to the bathroom to look, and found two bright red cheeks, he couldn't help covering his face, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop curling up.
After arriving at the pet shop in the afternoon, the store manager walked around him twice with his hands behind his back, then suddenly came back to him, pinched his chin, and looked at him for a long time, "Honey, you and Wu Di... are you doing something discordant? gone?"
Zhang Bai knocked off his hand, "What nonsense! We are dating purely, purely, understand?"
"Fart!" The store manager disdainfully said, "You're still pure!"
Zhang Bai carried a mop and mopped the floor earnestly, doing serious work, "Don't talk about personal topics when you're working!"
The store manager smiled slyly, "Yes, yes, let's talk about work, honey, the weekend is Christmas, do we have to make some big Christmas treats?"
Looking at his smile, Zhang Bai felt creepy, shrinking back, "What are you going to do?"
The store manager quickly grabbed a piece of clothing from the back, and shook it off happily, "As the favor of our store, Bai Bai, this is your Christmas welcome outfit!"
"Go to hell!!!"
"...Are you suffering from epilepsy?" Zhang Bai asked speechlessly.
"Uh...you haven't slept yet?" Wu Di was embarrassed.
Zhang Bai let out a breath, "How can I sleep with you lying beside me constantly moving around?"
"Ah? I'm sorry," Wu Di turned over generously, reached out to hold his fingers, and interlocked his fingers, "Okay, let's sleep."
"Look at your stupidity!" Zhang Bai curled his lips, leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, and muttered unhappily, "I lost sleep because of you."
Wu Di laughed dryly, "Why don't I sing you a lullaby?"
"Come on, just your duck voice..."
"Hey, that's not right for you to say that," Wu Di said seriously, his voice is comparable to that of a professional dubbing actor, and even someone as picky as Gong Zixian said he couldn't resist it, while Lustful as a Blue Bird directly described it as "listen I'll be pregnant..."
"Stop quibbling," Zhang Bai squirmed into his arms, opened his eyes and looked at the four big characters "self-sufficiency" on the wall with the help of the moonlight projected in, sighed, and whispered, "Sidi, I want to tell you something."
Wu Di hugged him, "Say it."
"You may not be able to accept it."
Wu Di thumped in his heart, "Then don't say it."
"But I always feel sorry for you if I don't tell you," Zhang Bai muttered, "It's about the test report."
Wu Di lowered his head and looked at the person in his arms. After a while, he suddenly smiled, "Bai, what are you afraid of? Since I love you, I naturally love you as a whole, including your past and your future. Even if you can't accept it, you have to accept it, who told... I love you?"
"Sidi, you are so stupid."
"Fortune favors fools."
Zhang Bai smiled, raised his arms and hugged his body, "The test report has been there for several years, I didn't have promiscuous sex, everything I said that day was out of anger, don't believe it, I was just out of anger you."
"I know," how could Wu Di believe his angry words that day, even with his understanding of Zhang Bai, he knew that he couldn't be what he said.
"However," Zhang Bai stopped and glanced at Wu Di, "It's not much better. That day, he took me to a Chinese Valentine's Day carnival. You know, they were all gay. In the end, they all went crazy..."
Wu Di took a breath, he knew that this "he" refers to Zhang Bai's ex-boyfriend who gave him irreparable scars, and he also knew the meaning of this playful, it was all gay carnival, what would happen in the end, even if he I haven't experienced it, but I can imagine it.
Holding the person in his arms tightly, "Bai, it's all in the past, it's all in the past, don't think about it..."
Zhang Bai shook his head, and said stubbornly, "I didn't know that he sucked margo for me. He said it could improve sexual excitement. You don't know, but I'm actually...a little sexually frigid, silly, trust me , I didn't do it on purpose, I really didn't know Ma Guo at that time... I don't remember that night anymore, I don't even know how many people the other party is..."
Wu Di felt the pain like someone cutting his heart with a blunt knife, and hugged him tightly, "I believe in you, believe in you, my vain, let the past pass, you will always be in my heart The aloof little prince is so arrogant that it makes one's heart beat."
"You are so stupid..."
Telling the secret that had been deeply buried in his heart, Zhang Bai felt much better. He found a comfortable position in Wu Di's arms, and soon fell asleep, but Wu Di stared at him and lost sleep.
He hated that bastard who hurt his treasure. If one day, he could meet that scum, he wouldn't mind pinching his neck with his own hands.
When Zhang Bai woke up the next morning, there was nothing around him, the sound of rushing water came from the bathroom, Zhang Bai rolled around on the big bed, couldn't help laughing while hugging the quilt, Wu Di's body temperature was still on the bed .
In the morning, he had to go to substitute class. Zhang Bai stayed in bed for a while, then floated to the bathroom in his pajamas, and sat on the toilet with a magazine in his hands sleepily. Suddenly, the shower curtain rang, and then Wu Di's dripping naked body appeared in front of him.
"Ah!" Zhang Bai screamed reflexively.
Wu Di was speechless, "What's your name, haven't you seen it before?"
After Zhang Bai shouted, he laughed, "I still remember the first day we lived together, no, you also showed your naked body directly, which scared me."
Wu Di remembered that time, and couldn't help laughing, tied the towel around his waist, and walked in front of him generously, "I can't be scared now, right? Such a perfect figure belongs to you."
Zhang Bai rolled his eyes, "Cut! Isn't it just chocolate, what's there to show off? I have it too!"
"Come on, yours is bread." Wu Di carefully recalled Zhang Bai's lower abdomen, licking his lips, "but it feels good to the touch."
Zhang Bai was ashamed and angry, grabbed the magazine and beat him, "Get out quickly after taking a shower, don't stand here and block your eyes!"
Wu Di ran out of the bathroom in embarrassment, holding his head in his arms, and suddenly came back, standing at the door and smiling, "What do you want for breakfast?"
Zhang Bai was furious, and the magazine in his hand turned into a cannonball and threw it over, shouting, "Crazy, I didn't see me sitting on the toilet, what kind of breakfast are you asking?"
Wu Di shrank his head, laughed and dodged the flying magazines, and after a while, cheerful singing came from the kitchen.
Listening to his messy songs, Zhang Bai curled his lips and smiled: What a fool, he is so happy to cook!
After breakfast, Wu Di went back to Mr. Xian to get his things, and by the way, called the real estate agent to express that he didn't plan to rent a house for the time being.
But Wu Di, who has a wife and everything to do, doesn't care. He happily wishes that Young Master Xian will find a scumbag as soon as possible, and before he gets angry, he drags the box and slips away quickly.
As soon as Zhang Bai finished class, he was attacked by a strong force from behind before he even walked out of the classroom, and then a koala hung on his body, stretched out his hand depressedly, and pushed his big face away, "You don't have any bones?"
Ma Zhiming raised his phone in ecstasy, "Huniu has exploded!"
"What?" Zhang Bai looked at his mobile phone while walking, and found that it was the comment area of Invincible Menghu again. After a closer look, this kid seemed to have done something extraordinary.
At the top of the comment area, big blood-red characters flickered: Thirteen, celebrating the reunion after 13 years!Posted by Invincible Menghu.
There was a lot of exclamation below, because whether it is Gong Zixian or Mi Dong, there are many invincible cute tiger CPs, but they are all supported by book fans, and this time, Hu Niu even blew herself up for a 13-year long-distance love run!
What's abominable is that he didn't reveal at all who is everyone's Mrs. Hu, which made all the book fans feel aggrieved and wanted to scratch the wall.
The entire book review area was extremely hot in the usually deserted morning. Although most people were expressing congratulations, there were still a few book fans posting that their young hearts were broken, and some of them expressed their determination to wait for Hu Niu Empathize with each other, and a large number of CP parties condemned Huniu, you are a heartless man with no integrity, for hurting our Mi Dong and our son Xian...
And Wu Di, wearing the formal attire of "Invincible Cute Tiger", is cheerfully posting and pouring water with book fans.
Zhang Bai opened his mouth wide and looked at Wu Di who was running around in one post after another, suddenly felt that he was a little embarrassed, so he returned the phone to Ma Zhiming, went to the office with his computer, and posted a post warning him to restrain himself. Otherwise, some he regrets!
The moment the post was posted, Zhang Bai let out a scream, and covered his eyes in pain, only to see the location of the person who posted the post, which read "senior love expert", this damn web page memory function...
really……
Wu Di saw his post at a glance, and immediately clicked in. Happy molested the host, and told everyone that this is our sister-in-law...
The book fans are so excited that they rush to tease Mrs. Hu, touching her little hands and pinching her buttocks. Zhang Bai even pretended to be a dignified and virtuous lady at the beginning. After all, the wife of the invincible and cute tiger represents the tiger Girl's face.
In the end, before chatting a few words, the original "Invincible Love, Ten Years of Rain and Snow Turns White" was turned up, and then the original long comment by the "senior love expert" was also pushed to the front page, so a arrogant, arrogant Zhang Bai was ashamed and angry when the image of Xiao Shou who was evil, vicious, aggressive, and selfish was identified.
Wu Di's phone rang at the right time, Zhang Bai grabbed the phone and said in a nasty voice, "What are you doing? Laughing at me?"
"Hehe," Wu Di's gentle voice sounded over there, his voice was very warm and soft, with a bit of Jiangnan's unique moisture, and when he deliberately softened it, Zhang Bai suddenly felt that his bones were brittle, and he hurriedly called, "Smile What, what on earth are you going to do?"
"Ma'am," Wu Di dragged his tone and said with a smile, "How does it feel to be Mrs. Tiger?"
"Go to die!" Zhang Bai roared.
Wu Di smiled happily, "Christmas is almost here, how do you plan to spend it?"
Zhang Bai coughed, and said with great integrity that he would stick to the front line of work and bow to the development of the pet industry until his death.
Wu Di was in awe, "It's really epic, but, dear madam, your silly Di is guarding the vacant room for you alone, and you don't plan to spend a warm and sweet Christmas Eve with him?"
"I love work very much," Zhang Bai tried hard to make his voice not sound so fake.
Wu Di laughed loudly, and said softly, "Bai, don't let yourself be too tired. I have to take the driver's license test, and I will feel distressed."
Zhang Bai's heart became hot, and he curled his lips, "What's so disgusting! Really, I have to work, so I hang up!"
"Well, good," Wu Di said with a smile, "Hey, did you forget to say something?"
"what?"
Wu Di laughed, and said in a voice so gentle that he could drown, "Bai, I love you."
"I hate it!" Zhang Bai quickly hung up the phone, feeling his face was hot, went to the bathroom to look, and found two bright red cheeks, he couldn't help covering his face, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop curling up.
After arriving at the pet shop in the afternoon, the store manager walked around him twice with his hands behind his back, then suddenly came back to him, pinched his chin, and looked at him for a long time, "Honey, you and Wu Di... are you doing something discordant? gone?"
Zhang Bai knocked off his hand, "What nonsense! We are dating purely, purely, understand?"
"Fart!" The store manager disdainfully said, "You're still pure!"
Zhang Bai carried a mop and mopped the floor earnestly, doing serious work, "Don't talk about personal topics when you're working!"
The store manager smiled slyly, "Yes, yes, let's talk about work, honey, the weekend is Christmas, do we have to make some big Christmas treats?"
Looking at his smile, Zhang Bai felt creepy, shrinking back, "What are you going to do?"
The store manager quickly grabbed a piece of clothing from the back, and shook it off happily, "As the favor of our store, Bai Bai, this is your Christmas welcome outfit!"
"Go to hell!!!"
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