Living in different beds

Successfully raised the rent to [-], Zhang Bai happily went to class, Wu Di threw himself on the Internet and cried, early in the morning, there was no living person in QQ, only the profile picture of Mr. Xian was still on, Wu Di collapsed naturally Bitter water.

Young master Xian just stayed up all night, and his attitude is very bad: Whoever made you like him deserves it!

Wu Di wiped away tears: Since he likes money, why did he reject me?After I'm with you, all my money belongs to him.

Young Master Xian was furious: Then how do I know?I typed the words all night, don't let me listen to you talking nonsense before going to sleep!Like whoever you like, don't harass me anymore, you will be a married man soon, but I am still guarding the empty bed alone!

The shocking large red fonts filled the entire dialog box. Wu Di was shocked, and suddenly thought of the rumors that were spreading wildly on the Internet. In an instant, he was enlightened, and typed a line of words in the dialog box with fear: You are not jealous, are you?

As soon as this remark came out, the other side suddenly became quiet, and Wu Di swallowed, wondering if he had guessed right?

After more than ten minutes, Young Master Xian's reply came. This time he made the font smaller and changed the color, but...this couldn't prevent the impact of this reply. He only replied with two words: Yes.

Wu Di suddenly jumped up in front of the computer, grabbed his hair and ran away in the study: Young Master Xian likes me?Young Master Xian likes himself?That extremely narcissistic and defiant young master Xian actually likes himself?What is this mess?

Take a deep breath, sit back in front of the computer, think for a while, and tap the keyboard: Cough, cough, Lord Xian, although book fans like to pair us up, but... that's just on the Internet, Wu Di in reality is not I'm not as cute as Invincible Menghu. I'm just a slovenly, lazy otaku. I have nothing to do with the funny and witty protagonists in the article. You have to be sensible...

After sending it, Wu Di held his breath and waited for the dialog box, for fear that the young master would cry, make trouble and hang himself, and he would have a headache. The happiness of human beings is not something that everyone can sit back and enjoy, as long as they have one for nothing, they will be satisfied...

This time the young master came back quickly, but Wu Di didn't come up with the content in one breath. He was so annoyed that he wanted to hit someone, but he replied: "I'm teasing you, little virgin!"

Wu Di spewed blood on the screen, and turned back angrily: Besides, I'm a virgin, I'll stab you to death!

Young Master Xian seemed to be in a miraculously good mood, and sent a bunch of embarrassing expressions: Does the little virgin know how to intervene?Oh ho ho ho ho...

Wu Di went crazy.

After flirting with Huniu, the young master went off the phone and went to sleep refreshed, leaving Wu Di alone to knock on the keyboard like a cutting board.

In school, while sitting on the podium and reading PPT listlessly, Zhang Bai cursed himself in his heart for being an old and disrespectful bastard tutor. Sleep comfortably and go back to the cage. If it weren't for the credits in his hands, I wouldn't suffer this loss!

Fortunately, classes like modern educational technology, with attendance, can basically be passed in the end, so there are not many students who are serious about class, Zhang Bai reads drowsily on it, and students sleep, play cards, kiss, and send hair down below. Texting, watching "Living in Different Beds"...everything else.

The melodious bell for the end of get out of class finally rang, and the students jumped up. Zhang Bai pretended to lament for the cause of education in our country, quickly packed up the computer, and was the first to rush out of the classroom happily.

Osmanthus fragrans are everywhere in S University. Although it is already early winter, there is still a long-lasting sweet fragrance everywhere on the campus. Thinking of the extra income in the morning, Zhang Bai took a deep breath of the fragrant air, stretched himself in front of the teaching building, Admire from the bottom of my heart: Life is so delicious...

"Senior Brother Xiaobai..." A sad voice sounded from behind.

Zhang Bai turned his head, looked at the other party's virtue, and was amused, "Oh, little horse, are you trampled by someone? Which strong man has such a unique taste?"

"Stop making fun of me," Ma Zhiming handed the phone in front of him, "Come and see, Hu Niu offended Young Master Xian again."

Zhang Bai took the phone and looked at it. It was the comment area of ​​Invincible Menghu. The bold and highlighted title was shocking: Invincible Xiaoshouhu, I will break with you!Signed as the universe thunderbolt invincible, colorful, smooth, dynamic and leisurely.

A little embarrassed, "What's wrong with the two of them?"

"You don't know?" Ma Zhiming glanced at him, "Didn't you live with Huniu?"

"Living together with your sister!" Zhang Bai frowned, pinching his neck and shouting, "That's called co-renting!"

"It's all the same." Ma Zhiming waved his hand, "Huniu didn't know what medicine she took wrongly this morning, and she suddenly publicized that Young Master Xian has a crush on him under the article. No, Young Master Xian became furious as soon as he went online."

From this incident, it can be seen that Wu Di, as an author, has a bad character. Although he is always bullied by Mr. Xian in various ways, occasionally his character explodes, which can often make him half-dead.

After being molested in the morning, he only got angry for less than half a minute, and changed the slogan of the column to "The man Gongzi Xian has a crush on", and briefly outlined Gongzi Xian's obsession with him at the bottom of the article, and then a Turning point, I'm sorry to say that I already have someone I like, so please choose another spouse, Yunyun.

The so-called one stone stirs up a thousand waves, although it is early in the morning, but don't forget that some book fans are office workers. When they turned on the computer in the office early in the morning, they saw such explosive gossip. Suddenly, the comment area was boiling.

Although such interactions between Invincible Menghu and Prince Xian are endless, it is usually Queen Xian who molested the little weak tiger. Today is the first time I saw the little weak tiger daringly molesting the Queen. The front row inserts the onlookers.

Zhang Bai was silent for a while, feeling a little strange in his heart, feeling very uncomfortable about what Wu Di had done, but he said calmly on the surface, "Oh, that young master Xian really has a crush on Wu Di?"

Ma Zhiming looked at him coldly and didn't speak.

Zhang Bai raised his eyebrows strangely, "Huh?"

"Senior brother Xiaobai," Ma Zhiming said calmly, "Do you know how jealous and sour you are, how fake and unreal your calmness is? Tell me the truth, you and What is the relationship between Huniu?"

Zhang Bai blocked him, turned around and left.

"Hey, wait a minute," Ma Zhiming chased after him, chatting endlessly beside him, "I think it's weird between you two, that time you were sexually harassed by a drunk in KTV, and Hu Niu beat him up in a daze It’s like kimchi, don’t you know that Huniu is known as an extreme peace activist, and she doesn’t even take part in fights? Also, Huniu’s literary prose last time was obviously a love letter, I can see it, The person who troubled him was his cohabitant, so it was you, and, you didn’t realize it, your reaction was so abnormal when I read it to you, now that I think about it, it turned out to be shy... woo... ..."

Zhang Bai turned his head and elbowed, and Ma Zhiming crouched down clutching his stomach, "You...really...venomous..."

"It deserves it!" Zhang Bai strode towards the cafeteria without even looking at it.

Nonsense, the school cafeteria only serves [-] servings of seafood risotto every day and it's about to start. If you talk to this old lady again, what should you do if you don't have a second?

Ten minutes later, Zhang Bai was looking for a seat with seafood risotto in satisfaction. Ma Zhiming occupied a table for four by himself and waved happily.

Zhang Bai pretended not to see it, and walked to another place.

Ma Zhiming became anxious and shouted, "Senior Brother Xiaobai, here! Here!"

As a well-known announcer of campus radio, his voice is loud and unique, and when he howled in the noisy cafeteria, everyone's attention was immediately focused on Zhang Bai.

Zhang Bai was embarrassed, he had no choice but to walk over and sit opposite him.

Ma Zhiming didn't realize the trouble he caused, shyly picked the shredded squid from the plate to Zhang Bai's plate, "Tell me, I guessed right, what kind of relationship do you have with Huniu?" Right? Right? Right?"

Zhang Bai bowed his head in pain and licked his rice: You are a strong and muscular man, brother Ma, you always love to gossip like a little woman, are you under a lot of pressure?

Seeing that Zhang Bai didn't speak, Ma Zhiming took it as his acquiescence, and hurriedly spoke up for his master, "Brother Xiaobai, are you concerned about the relationship between Huniu and Gongzi Xian? It's nothing, they are just playing on the Internet." It's just a Xipi, there is no connection in reality, although I heard that Young Master Xian is very beautiful, but our senior brother Xiaobai is also very handsome, look, we don't need to feel inferior if we have beautiful features..."

"Wait," Zhang Bai interrupted him suddenly, and said slowly, "You said...Wu Di and Young Master are playing Xipi?"

"Uh..." Ma Zhiming observed his face carefully, and said weakly, "Only play online..."

Zhang Bai didn't ask any more, he knew that Ma Zhiming, as a fan of Invincible Menghu, would naturally defend their Huniu everywhere, and he couldn't find anything, so he used his brain and went to the pet shop to ask the store manager.

The store manager slapped his thigh, "The two of them! The number one adulterer on the Insight Network!"

Zhang Baijiong, "Really?"

The store manager looked left and right vigilantly, hooked his fingers to Zhang Bai, and said mysteriously, "You, come here with your ears."

Zhang Bai leaned over his ears.

I just heard the store manager say cutely in a child's voice, "Kiss me once and I'll tell you."

"I'll beat you to death!" Zhang Bai was furious, he rushed forward, and the two started fighting.

As always, the store manager didn't take advantage of it. He touched Zhang Bai's swollen ear and said sadly, "Why are you so interested in Invincible Menghu? It's obvious that he is your favorite author."

"Don't talk nonsense about me again!" Zhang Bai picked up a broom and stood in front of him majestically, "Would you say it?"

Under the power, the store manager endured humiliation, and told a poignant love story of abusing body and heart with snot and tears. In the story, young master Xian transformed into a self-admired high-altitude flower, standing gracefully among the flowers, but never It does not bloom at the same time as other flowers. When it bloomed alone in the middle of the night, it happened to be inadvertently seen by the invincible cute tiger who is a gardener. In an instant, the little boy's heart fell under the noble and glamorous peerless youth...

Zhang Bai slammed his head against the wall: I really lost my mind to find out about this inconspicuous person.

"However," the store manager said once in a rare moment of seriousness, "I heard that Huniu was once a fan of Mr. Xian, and she started writing articles only after being influenced by Mr. Xian. Mr. Xian owes him the most credit for his current fame."

"Oh, what do you say?"

"You don't know if you don't write articles," the store manager said solemnly, "You have insight into how deep the Internet is. If it weren't for the vigorous promotion of Gongzixian, how could Huniu become popular so fast? After finishing two books, it is already platinum. author."

"Blow it," Zhang Bai panicked, and said angrily, "Young Master Xian is so awesome?"

"Tsk, although Young Master Xian's book fans are not the most insightful on the Internet, they are definitely the most stalwart. We newcomers will be warned to cherish life and stay away from Young Master, because his book fans can be called a cult," the store manager said with a complicated expression. feeling.

So Zhang Bai felt even more depressed.

When I got home at night, I didn’t see Wu Di who was busy in the kitchen for the first time. I was going to cook a bowl of noodles. I found a note on the instant noodle box: the rice is in the pot, heat it up before eating, and there is a picture next to it. ugly smiley face.

Zhang Bai couldn't help laughing, tore off the sticky note, and sure enough, he found half a pot of red bean porridge in the pot, which was still warm, and he ate it until his belly was round. Soak the pot and bowl in water and wait for Wu Di to come back to wash.

Humming a little tune to take a bath, he brushed the bathtub in a good mood after the bath, and then washed the clothes in a good mood. He lay on the bed and read a novel for a while, and found that it was past twelve o'clock, and Wu Di hadn't come back yet.

He took out his mobile phone and called him. The music on the opposite side was very loud. It sounded like a bar or something, "Hey, where is he? Why hasn't he come back yet?"

Wu Di probably drank some wine, and his voice was a little fluttering, "Madam calm down, I'm drinking with my son, I offended him today, and I'm making amends, you go to bed first, don't forget to close the doors and windows."

Zhang Bai hung up the phone, feeling that he was really out of his mind who was worried about him.