Living in different beds

Wu Di rushed into the kitchen, poured half a bowl of vinegar, and fed it to Zhang Bai, "Drink it."

"What?" Zhang Bai frowned when he smelled the sour smell.

"It's vinegar, it can soften fishbone," Wu Di earnestly said, "Come, take a big sip."

"Oh," the throat was uncomfortably stuck, Zhang Bai opened his mouth helplessly, and his whole face wrinkled after swallowing, "It's too bad to drink."

"That's the taste of vinegar." Wu Di tore a piece of steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth. "Chew it, and swallow it down."

Zhang Bai followed each sentence with one movement, after swallowing vigorously, his body relaxed, and his small face looked at Wu Di pitifully, "Really..."

Wu Di laughed, the little thing in front of him had a flushed face and tears in his eyes, he looked like a bullied puppy, which made people feel sorry for him, he couldn't help rubbing his hair, "Be careful when eating fish."

Zhang Bai curled his lips, wondering if he was scared by you suddenly bringing out two movie tickets?

Wu Di sat back in his chair, and while chatting with him, carefully picked out the fishbone from the plate.

Zhang Bai chewed the boneless fish. Although the fishbone stuck in his throat had been swallowed, he still felt like a stick in his throat. Even his favorite fish seemed to be no longer so delicious.

This feeling... It's too embarrassing, watching a movie, picking fishbone, really seems to be being pursued.

The slightly lively dining table suddenly became deserted, Wu Di was still picking up the fishbone affectionately, but Zhang Bai's little face gradually became redder and redder, and he ate more and more awkwardly.

After picking up the rice in the bowl, Zhang Bai quickly fled from the dining table, "Well...you eat slowly, put the plate in the sink after eating, and I will wash it later."

Wu Di looked at him in disbelief, "I'm at home, how can I let you do housework, go play, be good."

Zhang Bai choked, lowered his head and walked into the bedroom calmly. As soon as the door was closed, he scratched the wall and struggled: I am really doted on... What is this feeling of happiness, anticipation and entanglement all about?

Wu Di ate slowly.

Three seconds later, there was a loud cry from the bedroom, and then Zhang Bai rushed out, pointing to his room, "Lilili... what's going on inside?"

Wu Di smiled, "I tidied it up, you, how could you make the room so messy?"

"It's manly if it's a little messy," Zhang Bai hummed in a lack of confidence, and went back to the bedroom with a puffed face, stood by the neat big bed and watched for a long time, narrowed his eyes, and threw himself forward on the bed, hugging The one-person-tall bear rolled around on the bright yellow quilt and murmured involuntarily, "The smell of sunshine..."

The sheets and quilts had been changed and washed by Wu Di, they were dry and soft, and they still had the fragrance of laundry detergent, Zhang Bai couldn't help rolling around on the bed.

When it was time to change into pajamas after taking a shower, Zhang Bai's forehead burst into veins, and he roared, "What did you idiot do, silly?"

"Ah?" After a collision of desks and chairs in the study, Wu Di appeared at the door of the bathroom. He had just left from the computer. He was still wearing black-rimmed glasses. At this moment, he was covered by the water vapor in the bathroom, looking extremely ridiculous.

Zhang Bai didn't smile at all, he pulled off his glasses, picked up his pajama pants with both hands, pointed his buttocks to him, and asked word by word through gritted teeth, "Why is there a little flower here?"

I saw a small bright yellow chrysanthemum embroidered crookedly on the buttocks of the light blue Hamtaro pajama pants.

Wu Di scratched his hair and smirked twice, "The embroidery is not bad, I'm pretty good..."

"Not bad!" Zhang Bai threw the pajama pants on his head angrily, "You pervert! Embroidered something like this on other people's pajama pants!"

"Hey!" Wu Di grabbed the pajama pants from the top of his head, found the middle seam of the pants and showed him, "I don't know how you wear the pajama pants, it looks quite new, the crotch is split, you think you are wearing crotch pants ? I patched your pants, you don’t know how to thank me, but you still yell at me?”

Zhang Bai went crazy and kicked him on the calf, "Shut up, you pervert!"

Wu Di gasped.

Zhang Bai had just finished taking a shower, his upper body was still dripping wet, and a large bath towel was wrapped underneath. At this moment, he lifted his foot to kick him, the movement was too big, which made the bath towel wrapped around his waist loosen naturally, and one of them lay on his stomach amidst the sparse hair. The little meat worms were exposed in front of him.

Two nosebleeds slowly slid down...

Zhang Bai grabbed the slipped bath towel and wrapped it up again in embarrassment. Seeing Wu Di's stupefied face bleeding from his nose, he was furious and kicked and kicked him, "Bastard! Where are you looking?"

"Bai," Wu Di sighed with straight eyes, "You are so white..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Zhang Bai flung his teeth and claws, "Format your brain for me!!!"

The towel fell off again...

Two minutes later, Zhang Bai blushed and angrily rushed into the bedroom wrapped in a bath towel, kicked the door with a bang, found a big white T-shirt from the closet that was so fat that it could cover his butt, and put it on, exuding The big bed with the smell of sunshine scratched the bed all night.

Wu Di watched Zhang Bai's slender figure disappear behind the bedroom door, touched his chin and smiled wretchedly, alas, it's a pity that he can't touch it, looking at that white and tender waist, it should feel excellent to the touch...

He picked up the glasses in the sink, wiped them and put them on, and returned to the study with an obscene smile on his face. He opened a folder called "Complete Captive Breeding Manual", and clicked on a folder called "Eat it step by step". "You" document, a detailed plan for each day appears on the screen.

Wu Di put a small check next to "the first day", then looked it over, and nodded with satisfaction: This guy, Qingniao, is definitely an expert on gender, and his method of chasing people is more reliable than the young master's "rape" and "X drugs" too much.

Zhang Bai had nightmares for a week in a row. In the dream, there was a legion of pajama pants twisting and twisting in front of his eyes, forming an S shape for a while, and a B shape for a while, with crooked little chrysanthemums everywhere.

In the morning, he appeared at the dining table with two huge dark circles under his eyes, successfully scaring Wu Di, "Bai, didn't you sleep well at night?"

Zhang Bai turned his head away and glared at him sullenly, "It's all your fault!"

"Huh?" Wu Di was shocked, "I haven't done anything recently!"

Zhang Bai buried his head in drinking the porridge, with the resentment of "I'm very depressed" all over his body.

Wu Di approached cautiously, touched his head, and said softly, "Today is Saturday, going to a movie tonight?"

"Don't go!"

"After watching the movie, shall we go eat fish hot pot?" Wu Di thought to himself, "I heard from readers that there is a restaurant next to the movie theater that tastes good..."

"Wow, I won't go!" Zhang Bai was annoyed, "You're so annoying!"

Wu Di choked, his eyes dimmed, "No...then don't go, um, what do you want to eat today? I'll make it for you tonight."

His slightly hurt tone made Zhang Bai feel stuck, wondering if he had treated him too badly, but then he thought, if it wasn't for the ragged pair of pajama pants he mended, he wouldn't have had nightmares for a week in a row , making her dizzy and bloodshot eyes.

As a result, my heart that was still a little loose immediately became cold and hard again. I looked at the man in the apron in front of me coldly, knocked on the dining table with my finger bones, and said slowly, "You actually have unreasonable thoughts about the landlord, what do you think?" ...Should I drive you out?"

Wu Di was shocked, and before he could react, he saw the small body in front of him jump up, and the next second he was grabbed by his collar and thrown out of the house.

The anti-theft door slammed shut in front of him, Wu Di touched his nose that was almost pinched, and complained, "Why are you so angry?"

He was wearing an old T-shirt, a dark pink chinchilla apron on the outside, cotton pajama pants underneath, and a pair of cotton slippers underneath. At this time, he suddenly came outside from the warm room, shivering with cold.

He raised his hand and knocked on the door, calling, "Bai, open the door, let me in... It's cold outside, I don't even have a sweater on... Be good, don't lose your temper..."

Shuyuan is an old family building of S University. It has been in disrepair for a long time. The doorbell has been broken for a long time. When the anti-theft door knocked, Wu Di kept knocking for a long time.

The man opened a crack in the door and stuck out his head, "What's the noise so early in the morning? Are you not at home? You can call and ask."

Wu Di realized that he was causing others to sleep late, so he quickly turned around and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Madam is angry, I apologize."

"Huh? Ma'am?" The man was surprised, "Isn't Xiaozhang from the Teacher Education College living across the street? Has the house changed hands?"

"No, it's Xiaozhang you mentioned," Wu Di scratched the back of his head and smirked, "He is my wife..."

Before the words were finished, the door behind him opened suddenly, and an iron claw stretched out from the door, grabbing Wu Di's collar with lightning speed, and in the next second, Wu Di was thrown on the living room floor.

Zhang Bai's face was livid, and he stared at him condescendingly, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Wu Di performed the rogue magic, sat up straight with a smile, and tugged at his trousers, "What nonsense, you will be my wife sooner or later."

Zhang Bai raised his foot and stomped wildly, "You bastard! You bastard, bastard, bastard!"

Wu Di covered his head and face with his arms, and wailed again and again, "Bai, be gentle, don't slam your feet..."

Zhang Bai was tired from stepping on it, and sat on the sofa next to him angrily, "You are a beast!"

"Yes, yes, I'm a beast," Wu Di crawled over, knelt under the sofa to rub Zhang Bai's feet, and whispered softly, "Are you tired of stepping on it, take a break and step on it again?"

This shameless virtue made Zhang Bai burst out laughing uncontrollably, and kicked him lightly, "It's really shameless."

Wu Di said seriously, "In front of you, I don't need to lose face."

"Virtue!"

Wu Di smiled and rubbed the soles of Zhang Bai's feet with moderate strength, "Bai, don't be angry, beat me and scold me when you are unhappy, don't be polite."

Zhang Bai thought for a while, and said with a straight face, "I'm very unhappy now."

"what?"

Zhang Bai's voice did not fluctuate, "You have seriously affected my daily life, but I actually only charge you 800 yuan a month for rent."

Wu Di took a deep breath and stared at him with wide eyes.

Zhang Bai suddenly got up, and gestured happily, "Three bedrooms and two living rooms are well-decorated, and there are handsome guys to chat with. Such a good house, the monthly rent should be at least two thousand."

Wu Di was speechless for a while, and after a long time, he asked cautiously, "Bai, are you really proud of being favored?"

"...Get out of here!!!" Zhang Bai's roar nearly knocked off the small roof.