Living in different beds

The next morning, after Zhang Bai finished washing and was sitting at the dining table waiting for his meal, he held his face in the mirror and grinned. Wu Di brought over rice flour and eggs, took a closer look, and was amused, "Bai, puberty?"

Zhang Bai gave him a resentful look, if it wasn't for his crap, wouldn't he have been tossing and turning all night?

Wu Di poked at the bright red pimple on his forehead, "Smear it with toothpaste?"

"It's terrible to have no culture," Zhang Bai squinted at him, "Don't give me any advice, you are responsible for the disfigurement?"

Wu Di snorted in his heart, thinking that it would be best for you to be disfigured, then I'll lock you up at home, who will covet you?

Glancing at the dead thing lying on the table snoring and drinking rice cereal, Wu Di rubbed his hair and asked with ulterior motives, "Bai, you like blue bird and beef brisket rice, why don't you like my article?"

"You can't write well," Zhang Bai put a custard bag in his mouth with chopsticks, and said vaguely, "Who doesn't read well written?"

"How do you know that my writing is not good?" Wu Di remained calm, "You don't know what I am writing."

Zhang Bai quickly chewed twice, took a sip of rice porridge and swallowed the custard bun, staring, "Who said I don't know? You are the one..." The voice stopped abruptly, he stopped suddenly, and laughed, " Not to mention, I really don't know, what's your pen name?"

Wu Di looked at the smiling face in front of him coldly, and snorted coldly in his heart: pretend!Let's pretend!See how I expose you!With a faint smile on the surface, "I told you before, my name is Invincible Menghu."

"What a stupid name!" Zhang Bai curled his lips in disdain, "For the sake of your self-recommendation, I will forcefully take a look when I come back tonight."

"Where is the night?" Wu Di waited for him to finish his breakfast, and pulled him to the study, "I can show you right now," he said, bending down, clicking on his own column, and explaining in a rambling manner, "You Look, this is my column. The article I am serializing now, "Peerless Hooligans of Online Games", has a lot of subscriptions. Below is the comment area. Look, everyone is pinching and pinching for who the heroine is, huh, they all Wrong, how could my book have a heroine hahaha, look at the comments of other articles, ouch, when was this tall building built?"

Zhang Bai gasped, his heart rose to his throat, he stared at his mouse dangling on the comment titled "Youth, You Are Too Tender", without daring to breathe.

Wu Di looked relaxed, the mouse dangled on the title but didn't click, and talked about messy things for a long time, from the writing to the welfare system of Insight Network, and then to the puberty commotion, without saying a few words. When it came to the Republic of China, the topic suddenly changed, "Hey, Bai, do you want to read this review?"

"I don't want to!" Zhang Bai blurted out.

"Huh?" Wu Di looked at him strangely, "Why, the commentator is signed as a senior love expert, how noble and glamorous, look at it, look at how young I am."

Zhang Bai's rear molars were gritted loudly, and he still pretended to be indifferent on his face, laughed dryly twice, shook his clothes with both hands, and begged softly, "What's so interesting, Don't look at it, people who call themselves love experts are love idiots, don't you know this truth?"

"Of course I know, it's just... oops!"

"Ah?" Zhang Bai looked at the screen, bursting into tears.

Wu Di scratched his hair and smirked apologetically, "Accidentally opened it."

Zhang Bai really wanted to strangle him to death.

The internet speed was a bit slow, and the thousand-character comments gradually appeared in front of the two of them like a slowly unrolling scroll, and Wu Di read it out word by word with a smile on his face.

It is undeniable that his voice is uniquely endowed, very waxy and soft, as if carrying the dense water vapor of the Jiangnan Water Village, it is now deliberately gentle, and there is a bit of solid charm that can only be precipitated in thousands of years of gurgling streams. The comments read out to him the taste of old literary films.

But Zhang Bai didn't have the heart to savor it, and suddenly pointed his finger out the window and shouted, "Look, UFO!"

Wu Di looked at him expressionlessly.

Zhang Bai turned around silently, tears streaming down his face, and yelled frantically in his heart: You bastard!Be honest, did you do it on purpose?Is it intentional?This feeling of falling into a trap step by step is the most annoying! ! !

Wu Di pretended to comment, "Looking at this kind of nonsense, one can tell that he is a little virgin who has never been in love."

"Who said that?" Zhang Bai was furious.

Wu Di snorted and looked at him in surprise, "Why did you react so strongly? Could it be you who wrote it?"

"How is it possible?" Zhang Bai hastily denied.

"That's right, I also think it's impossible," Wu Di rubbed his hair and said with a soft smile, "Our family is cute in vain, so we don't pretend to be like that."

Zhang Bai was so aggrieved that he scratched the wall.

"You said..." Wu Di touched his chin and thought, "Who is this commentator?"

Zhang Bai stared at him blankly, "How do I know?"

"Looking at it like this, it should be someone who knows me," Wu Di analyzed seriously, "I know me both on the Internet and in real life... There are not many people like this."

Zhang Bai's heart suddenly brightened, and he shouted happily, "It's definitely not me! I just found out that you are the invincible cute tiger!"

"That makes sense," Wu Di nodded, and continued to think, "Could it be Young Master Xian? Or Blue Bird? Mi Dong? The old ghost..."

Hearing familiar or unfamiliar names pop out of his mouth one after another, Zhang Bai was proud of the fact that there was a villain in his heart flapping his wings and twisting his butt all over the sky. He was not worried at all now, and he was completely cleared of suspicion. do not have?Is there any perfect blame?Have you turned into a crowd of onlookers?

In order to further deepen the other party's misunderstanding, he also added ulterior motives to fuel the flames, "I think the suspicion of Mr. Xian is a little bigger. It is said that this person is more pretending to be 13."

"Really?" Wu Di looked at him in surprise.

"En!" Zhang Bai nodded vigorously.

Wu Di said lightly, "Then check the IP." As he spoke, he moved the mouse, right-clicked, and viewed the source file...

shock!sky!clap!Thunder!

Zhang Bai opened his mouth wide in astonishment for a long time, and suddenly slammed his head against the wall to death, then got up with a pale face, performed gecko kung fu, and slipped against the wall to the door.

"Don't go," Wu Di grabbed his waist, and with a little force, he pulled him to his side, "Come on, let's see if this is a young man or a blue bird... Oh, XXX.XX.XXX. XXX, hey, this, this..."

Talking and smiling, he turned his head to look at Zhang Bai.

Zhang Bai turned his face and looked at the sky.

Wu Di looked at him with a smile and didn't speak.

Half a minute later, Zhang Bai couldn't hold on any longer. He wailed, covered his face, turned around, and scratched the wall frantically, "I'm a pig..."

Seeing his two paws scratching and scratching at the corner, Wu Di's eyes changed, and he walked forward slowly, sticking to his back, lowered his voice, and said with a smile, "Bai, my article, you Do you understand?"

Zhang Bai's body stiffened suddenly, his head turned around one by one, his eyes were facing a pair of dark eyes with affectionate smiles, and his heart skipped a beat in an instant.

Gritting his teeth, "I don't understand."

"You," Wu Di smiled helplessly, stretched out his arms to support the wall, and surrounded him between himself and the corner of the wall, "I wanted to find an auspicious day before confessing, so it seems that choosing a day It's better to hit the sun."

"Sue... what are you suing?" Zhang Bai trembled, suddenly reacted, and shouted, "CUT! Don't say it! Uuh..."

Wu Di covered his mouth and said softly, "Zhang Bai, I like you, please be my boyfriend. Oh, if you have no objection, then I will take it as your acquiescence."

Zhang Bai vomited blood and yelled in his heart: What the hell are you confessing to a robber?I'm covered by you, how can I object?

Wu Di looked at him for a while, sighed, and said in frustration, "Okay, I'll give you a chance to appeal." Then he let go of his hand.

"This, this... this is impossible!" Zhang Bai was forced into the corner by this posture, looked at him in fear, made various gestures with his hands around his face, and stammered in defense, "That, although You like me, but I don't like you, I won't be your boyfriend, and you know how much pressure comrades have in this society, don't find any gay people unless you have to, we can try Get in touch with girls, their bodies are soft, like cotton candy, and when they fall in love, they can be taken home to meet their parents openly, and if they get married in the future, they can have a litter of cubs. You also hope that there are tiger cubs to call you Dad... ummm..."

Wu Di wrapped his arms around his waist and clasped the back of his head with the other. He intended to block his chattering mouth, but after touching him, he couldn't help deepening the kiss. His lips rubbed against his lips a few times, and the tip of his tongue penetrated into his mouth. Mouth, rolled up his slippery tongue to taste carefully.

Zhang Bai's face turned red into a tomato, and he wanted to push him away, but found that although the grandson didn't look very good, his strength was astonishing, his hands were tightly clasped to him like iron clamps, and he couldn't break free no matter what. Not open, angrily, bit his tongue hard.

Wu Di was also ruthless enough, he could taste the blood in his mouth, he still refused to let go, kissed until Zhang Bai was almost out of breath, then let him go, wiped his mouth, looked at the bright red blood on the back of his hand, and grinned , "Tsk, it's amazing..."

"You bastard!" Zhang Bai swung his fist and punched Wu Di in the face, turning Wu Di's head to the side, leaving a red mark under his cheekbone.

Wu Di didn't even blink his eyes, instead he laughed, "Well done, I'm a bastard who just needs a beating, does my hand hurt?" He took his hand and said softly, "Brother rub it for you."

Zhang Bai was dumbfounded. He had seen shameless ones before, but he had never seen such shameless ones. After being shocked for a long time, he quickly grabbed his hand back and scolded righteously, "You think what I just said is nonsense?"

"No, every word you say is very important to me," Wu Di smiled, "but I don't think you are right. If you are worried about social pressure, then I will protect you from discrimination. If you Worried about the family, I will tell the godmother that I will spoil you for the rest of my life, if you are worried about the heirs... Sorry, we can’t have our own children yet, but we can adopt them. If you like tiger cubs, I can take you there zoo……"

Zhang Bai turned his head away silently: It feels terrible that this kind of back road is all arranged...

"Then tell me," Wu Di said with a smile, "what reason do you have for rejecting me?"

"..." Zhang Bai said slowly and expressionlessly, "Have you forgotten one of the most important things?"

"Ok?"

Zhang Bai turned his head, looked at the pattern on the curtain and said word by word, "I don't like you, why should I promise you?"

Wu Di was stunned for a moment.

Zhang Bai seized the opportunity and bent down, swished out from under his armpit, and ran away without a trace. Then there was a loud bang of the door, indicating that the little man who was cornered had actually escaped.