Living in different beds

Although he didn't know what Wu Di meant when he wrote such a tongue-twisting thing, Zhang Bai somehow felt a very strange feeling, like the feeling of being confessed to when he was a teenager, with a little bit of tangled sweetness.

"Damn! Why are you blushing like you've taken an aphrodisiac?" The store manager exclaimed.

Zhang Bai wiped his face and found that it was very hot, so he stared at it with a straight face, "This is a sign of strong kidney function."

After hanging up the phone with Ma Zhiming, Zhang Bai pretended to continue trimming. A cute long-haired American curly cat was cut into a short cut. The little thing condemned him with sad eyes. Zhang Bainian Saying sorry, silently put away the nearby mirrors.

I feel like I can't concentrate on what I do, and I'm circling around the store irritably. The more I think about it, the more I feel that the relationship with Wu Di is going very strangely.

The store manager raised his head from the computer, "I wiped that cage three times, how boring are you?"

Zhang Bai rushed over, "Use the computer for me!"

"Why?" The store manager looked at him vigilantly, "Personal entertainment during working hours, deducting wages!"

"Fuck your sister!" Zhang Bai couldn't help but push him away, sat on the chair by himself, minimized his messy web pages, and opened the insight Chinese website.

Just when I was about to log in, I suddenly found that the website was automatically logged in, and there was a shining sign on the user name: Gold Medal Beef Brisket Rice.

For a moment, Zhang Bai's mind went blank. He slowly turned his head and looked expressionlessly at the store manager who moved a small stool and sat down. "Are you beef brisket rice?"

"Hmm," the store manager winked, "I'm shocked, I didn't expect a rough man like me to write gentle and delicate articles, right?"

Zhang Bai's face darkened, "I didn't think you were a man, and I didn't think your writing was gentle and delicate."

It’s true, Gold Medal Beef Brisket Rice is claimed to be the rookie king of Insight.com this year, but it has nothing to do with tenderness and delicacy. His style is similar to that of Gongzi Xian.

The difference between the two of them is that Young Master Xian is like a white lotus flower that is too high to be cold, filled with a strong sense of loneliness and self-admiration, and his powerful queen temperament is unique on the insight website.

And Gold Medal Beef Brisket Rice is good at rolling and selling cute monthly tickets. Since its debut, it has quickly raised a large number of sister fans with a cute and cute image. Judging by the gender ratio of its readers, it is very likely to replace Invincible Menghu as a new generation of "friends of rotten girls". .

The store manager grabbed Zhang Bai with both hands, and said with a sincere expression, "Then you must think that my writing is sophisticated, and laughing and cursing are all essays."

Zhang Bai pushed his big face away, turned his face to look at the screen silently, pretended that the person next to him did not exist, typed Invincible Menghu in the search bar, and opened his column. "White" was hanging on the first line. After clicking on it, the store manager exclaimed, "Damn it! It's only been half an hour, and the click-through rate is so high?"

"Nonsense, Invincible Menghu's article..." Zhang Bai suddenly shut up before he finished speaking, condemning himself crazily in his heart: Why did he subconsciously speak for that dead otaku?why why why! ! !

The store manager exclaimed, "So you like the invincible cute tiger!"

"Who likes him?" Zhang Bai frowned, "Why would I like that dead homeboy?"

The store manager stared round his eyes, "How do you know he's a dead otaku, do you know him?"

"Ghosts know him!" Zhang Bai waved his hands impatiently, "Don't get so close to me, if someone sees you, you'll think we have some improper relationship."

"We are in a legitimate relationship of nurturing and being nurtured," the store manager said with great integrity.

"roll!"

Zhang Bai quickly scanned the article from the beginning to the end, and felt his face became hotter. It can't be blamed on him being sentimental, but Wu Di's short article was written too straightforwardly. Knowing that this girl is not prose at all, his mother's is obviously an affectionate love letter!

After reading the article again and closing the page, Zhang Bai solemnly returned the computer to the store manager, and walked towards the cage of a fold-eared cat with a normal expression. Suddenly, he staggered and fell directly on the floor.

Get up and roar, "Is your hoof so cheap?"

The store manager withdrew his feet, put his two paws on top of his head, pretended to be a kitten with a puffy face, and squeezed his throat, "Because you look too fake, too girly, and you can't help but want to bully meow~"

Zhang Bai rushed forward angrily and started to fight.

In the small pet store, cats and dogs jumped and screamed again and again.

Ten minutes later, the two winners were squatting on both sides of the pet shop. The store manager looked at the mirror in self-pity, pointing at the orchid and scolded, "You're going too far, it's still your favorite author's gold medal beef brisket rice. "

Zhang Bai's face was disfigured by the store manager, and he squatted down under the lamp to look in the mirror. Hearing this, he was furious, "You bastard! You give me back my yummy beef brisket rice!"

The store manager winked, "He is the meow of beef brisket rice~~"

Zhang Bai threw the mirror away, stood up, and strode in front of him aggressively.

The store manager turned pale with surprise, "What are you going to do? Although people like you, I will never submit to you. The issue of top and bottom cannot be ignored!"

Zhang Bai picked him up and put him on the computer chair, "Save the manuscript!"

"What?"

"I want the manuscript of "Golden Mask"!"

"Don't even think about it!" The store manager threw himself on the computer and blocked the screen with his body, "Saving manuscripts is highly confidential!"

Zhang Bai tilted his head to look at the software he used for coding, and he had a good time, "Oh, YY writing, I heard that although this software is powerful in automatic typesetting, it cannot recover unsaved files after power off."

As he spoke, he flicked the switch on the wiring board next to him.

The store manager wailed.

Zhang Bai was unmoved.

In the end, Zhang's evil forces defeated the store manager Xiao Changgong, successfully copied the unpublished hundred and ten chapters of "Golden Mask" from the computer, and went home from get off work happily.

Watching his back disappear into the night, the store manager cried and fell down in front of the computer: Xiaobaibai has become Xiaoheihei, meow!People~between~miserable~case~na meow~~

Zhang Bai rode a little sheep back home, just as Wu Di was serving supper out of the pot, the two looked at each other, Zhang Bai blushed silently.

"Huh?" Wu Di was surprised.

"Hey what! I didn't blush because of you," Zhang Bai shouted, "I suddenly entered the room from a cold environment, and the blood capillaries in my skin dilated, so I'm sure I'd blush!"

Wu Di paused and said calmly, "I just said that you seem to have forgotten to buy dog ​​food."

Zhang Bai choked, stared at him for a long time, then turned his head suddenly, "I share half of my meal."

Kaspersky wagged his tail cheerfully and rushed to lick him.

"Don't tell me," Wu Di served Zhang Bai a bowl of Yuanxiao, and poured a bowl of milk for Kaspersky, "Your meal Kaspersky may cause indigestion, you'd better drink some milk."

Zhang Bai pouted, cursed softly, sat at the dining table and ate Yuanxiao silently, and smelled alcohol as soon as he got close to Wu Di, "Have you been drinking?"

"Well, I'm bored, I poured some red wine to drink," Wu Di said with a smile, "Do you want to drink some too?"

"No, no," Zhang Bai hurriedly waved his hands, "I'm most afraid of alcohol, I'll get drunk when I drink."

The two ate supper, Wu Di went back to the study to continue typing, Zhang Bai returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, turned on the computer, clicked on the comment area of ​​Invincible Menghu, and read one by one, and found that Wu Di, the author, was too serious I'm so useless, I was ravaged by all kinds of molestation by readers.

Most of the comments below are smiling and throwing flowers, urging Mr. Hu to quickly capture Mrs. Hu. The husband and wife have twin cubs. Winter, Blue Bird, and many other names that Zhang Bai had never even heard of replaced him.

After reading everyone's comments, Zhang Bai clicked on the "I want to comment" button, thought for a long time, and clicked on an impassioned, upright, and extremely uplifting comment.

The general meaning is that according to my appraisal, the feelings you show are just a very firm brotherhood, absolutely not love, young people have little social experience, and the future is still very long, you have to look forward, marriage In fact, it can be very happy and beautiful, come on, boy!

After finishing writing, Zhang Bai read it carefully, and felt that the comment was too sharp and hit the nail on the head. He nodded in satisfaction, signed "Senior Love Expert" in the ID column, and clicked to publish.

After the comment was successfully uploaded, Zhang Bai read it again, let out a long breath, felt relieved as if he had taken a reassurance, turned off the phone, and went to sleep.

As for Wu Di next door, he glanced at the comment area in the gap between the code words, and suddenly found that a tall building had been built after not seeing him for a few minutes. The group of demons danced wildly, twitching like Parkinson.

Such a glamorous and pretending 13 comment is definitely not something his readers would write, maybe it's just another young master who is idle and bored and puts on a vest to play a prank.

Wu Di twitched the corner of his mouth and checked his IP. Immediately, his facial features returned to normal. He stared at that IP for a long time, then checked his own IP again, with a serious expression on his face.

Pushing away the chair, he walked to the door of Zhang Bai's bedroom, raised his hand to knock on the door, but stopped suddenly, lingered at the door for a few minutes, turned and left.

Back in the study, grabbed the glass and drank the remaining half glass of red wine, leaned on the back of the chair and raised his hands to cover his eyes. After a while, he suddenly laughed softly, "Damn it... Broken love first... It's so fucking hard..."

For a while, only the buzzing sound came from the computer in the silent study room. Because there was no operation for a long time, the computer had automatically turned into a screen saver. A tangled smiling face was reflected on the black screen, and Wu Di closed the computer.

After a long while, he slowly raised his head, looked in the direction of Zhang Bai's bedroom, and sneered, "Run, run away, little boy, you have provoked me, do you think you can escape?"