Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

The cold killer's stay is a great boost to Ye Yu's health care =v=.

After the poor Lengsha entered the door, Ye Yu dragged away the area under his buttocks to clean the toilet before it was warmed up.

Lengsha: "Why do I clean the toilet while you sit by and eat watermelon? Huh? Where did you get the watermelon?"

Ye Yu: "Because you are a slave and I am the master~! Well, watermelon, I bought it at the gate of the community before. After you finish your work, the master will give you a few yuan to taste."

Leng Kill looked at the toilet brush he was holding in his hand with disgust, and really wanted to quit.But in that case—Leng Sha narrowed his eyes, thinking to himself, if he didn't do anything, Ye Yu would probably kick him out of the house for any reason—oh, that would be such a failure!It was hard to sneak into the gate of Lao Ye's house, and it would be difficult to get in if he was kicked away.

Thinking of this, Leng Sha bit the bullet, poured some detergent into the toilet, then took a deep breath, held his breath, and stretched the toilet brush in.

Falk!Kill coldly and curse secretly.

One day, I will get back all the interest on the work I did today!Leng Sha thought angrily.

Fortunately, this house is still a new house, and the dirt in the toilet is not too difficult to remove.It only took a short while for Cold Kill to clean the toilet.However, he stood in the toilet and hesitated for a long time, then found another rag, and wiped all the tiles on the wall of the toilet.At the end, Leng Kill wiped the stupid pig-head light bulb on the ceiling, and mopped the floor twice as well.

Ye Yu was cleaning the stove in the kitchen.

Leng Sha went straight into the kitchen with his own wet hands, slapped his hands on Ye Yu's face, and asked maliciously by the way: "Master, come and smell it, my slave, I still smell like a toilet. ?”

Ye Yu yelped and stepped back a few steps, pointing angrily, "You, you, you, you!!! You entered the kitchen without cleaning the toilet cleaning claws?! You miss Shi~!!!!"

It was embarrassing to kill coldly, he didn't expect Ye Yu's reaction to be so big.

So Leng Sha excused himself embarrassingly: "I've washed it several times, and it's absolutely clean. I was just kidding you..."

Ye Yu suspiciously looked Leng Sha up and down many times, and then rushed to the bathroom with angry steps.

After a while, Ye Yu yelled excitedly from the bathroom: "Oh! I love you so much! You are an omnipotent household robot!" Ye Yu rushed back to the kitchen before he finished speaking.He stuffed the rag in his hand on Leng Killer, and then patted Leng Killer on the shoulder encouragingly: "Hey, Xiao Leng, help me clean the stove again! I like you!"

Leng Sha cried silently in his heart: If he had known earlier, he would not have kept the bathroom so clean.

But for an ulterior purpose...

Cold and depressed, he looked at the dishcloth in his hand that was crumpled by Ye Yu, and said to Ye Yu very bitterly: "Master, you can stay in the living room and rest, I will leave it to the slave~"

After saying this sentence, the heart of cold killing and wanting to die is gone.

Alas, man, you are a combination of contradictions, mouth teeth~╮(╯▽╰)╭

It is estimated that Leng Kill has never done housework so hard in his life.

After he cleaned up Ye Yu's den inside and out, he was already so weak that he had no strength to make trouble.So Leng Sha had to give up his original plan, and collapsed on the only bed in the room, panting.

In fact, simple cleaning is not enough to toss Lengsha so tiringly, the key is—the unlucky Lengsha has a little bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder—as long as you start to do something, you must do it most.For example: After brushing the cutting board, Leng Kill put his nose up and smelled it, and smelled a slight peculiar smell, so the child became angry and brushed the cutting board again; Sha went up to smell it again, the cutting board still smelled; Leng Sha became angry again, he thought that a man who couldn't even clean the cutting board was worthless, so...

Until Leng Kill brushed the poor cutting board to No. 17 times, Ye Yu poked leisurely into the kitchen and looked at Leng Kill in surprise: "Xiao Leng, do you have any grudge against the cutting board?"

Lengsha's face turned reddish: "No, no, there is a peculiar smell on the cutting board."

Ye Yu froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

"Wow~ Kaka Xiaoleng!!! You are so funny!!! That cutting board is made of wood~~! Do you understand what is made of wood? There are many small gaps, many small textures, what about the soup It’s all going to seep in. Over time, the smell of the cutting board can’t get rid of it!”

"Can't get rid of it?"

Ye Yu nodded with certainty: "It can't be removed!"

So Leng Kill disgustedly picked up the wooden cutting board and put it back to its original place, and suggested to Ye Yu, "Let's change to a plastic one."

Ye Yu: "Don't even think about it!"

Lengsha tried to persuade Ye Yu: "I can bring mine over here. It is a new type of material imported from Japan. It can be bent and folded..."

"Don't think about it!!!"

Leng Sha still didn't give up: "I still have a white jade chopping board..."

"Don't even think about it!!! Uh, but you can bring the white jade chopping board over here."

Leng Kill suggested again: "Maybe we can wrap a layer of stainless steel on the wooden cutting board?"

Ye Yu: "Go to hell!!! You clean freak! Get out of here if you don't like my cutting board~~~~~~ Don't babble here!"

Cold killing silence.

Facts have proved that the possibility of peaceful coexistence between the boy and the uncle is almost zero.

The generation gap and the like are provoking the relationship between the boy and the uncle almost all the time.

"Fake! Lao Ye, you are shamelessly stealing water!!!" Leng Sha ran over and quickly turned off the leaking faucet.

Ye Yu didn't feel the embarrassment of being arrested for stealing water. He walked over confidently and turned the faucet back to the delicate state of dripping water, but couldn't make the water meter move.

"What do you know, kid? The notice posted at the door says that all the water in the community is highly filtered water, and one side of water is more than seven yuan!!! I only have two or three pink tickets for my whole body, just drinking water I'm so fucking poor~!"

Leng Sha turned off the faucet angrily: "I will pay for water, electricity, rent, and property expenses~ Uncle, can you stop for a while~~!"

Ye Yu: "Who the fuck wants you to pay? I'm not disabled. I have hands and feet, so I can earn money~! Ah... wait, you said you have to pay utility bills, rent, and property expenses? Oh, how embarrassing. If If you are sure, definitely, and definitely want to live here, we will share the utilities, rent, and property expenses equally between the two of us~!"

Unexpectedly...the right to "cohabitation" was obtained so easily?The price is just sharing the utility bills and rent? ? ?

Leng Sha was speechless, and a subtle thought of "the free melon is not sweet" gradually emerged in his heart.

Also—could it be said that as long as Ye Yu is a person, he can live in here?The price is just sharing those damn "various fees"?

Falk!Ye Yu, you unscrupulous uncle!

So, without Ye Yu's knowledge, Leng Sha secretly held grudges against him.

The reason is that Ye Yu's "renting" threshold is too low, and it doesn't reflect the superiority of coldly killing little friends! ! !

This is like a soybean. If Ye Yu sold it to Leng Kill for 3 cents, he would feel shameless; if Ye Yu wrapped it in sugar-coated shells and sold it to Leng Kill for 300 yuan, he would feel that Double face...

If Ye Yu knew the idea of ​​killing coldly, he would definitely yell:

Alas, the current "kid paper" has such a strange idea!

But I guess Ye Yu would be happy to sell a 3 cent soybean for 300 yuan...