Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

If Ye Yu knew about Lengsha's idea, he would have yelled: "Oh, the idea of ​​the current "kid paper" is too strange!"

But it's strange, it's strange, but it seems quite capable to kill this child coldly!The home he cleaned up was almost spotless, and there were "unidentified objects" reflecting blingbling light everywhere.If you look closely, it is not difficult to find that those things that are shining like jewels are just tiles, plates, glasses, stainless steel spoons and other inconspicuous little things.

Living in such a house is simply a different kind of enjoyment.

Ye Yu looked at Leng Sha with bright eyes, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt that this child was particularly pleasing to the eye.Living under the same roof with such a hard-working domestic "robot" is wonderful just thinking about it.

Ye Yu couldn't help but think of Xu Yuanfan, that shameless old man was as good at housework as Leng Sha.Before Xu Yuanfan hooked up with Chen Hang, the first thing he did when he came home from get off work every day was to clean up the house, and then he went to take a shower, change clothes, and shave his face.Xu Yuanfan always tidied himself up to look the best, and then he would bring his mouth that smelled of toothpaste closer, carefully holding Ye Yu's head and giving him a long kiss.

It's a pity that those good memories have become a thing of the past: ever since Xu Yuanfan hooked up with that handsome young guy named Chen Hang, he went home less and less often.He always had dense hickey marks on his body, and he also showed some impetuousness unconsciously when he kissed Ye Yu.He was no longer as gentle as before. Several times, Ye Yu's lips were bitten by the agitated and inexplicable Xu Yuanfan that smelled of blood.

Ye Yu suddenly had an irresistible impulse in his heart, he wanted to go back and have a look!He wants to see Xu Yuanfan!He wanted to see Xu Yuanfan's current living conditions with his own eyes—was he depressed because of his death?Still happy with that young boy named Chen Hang—Ye Yu hoped it was the former, but couldn't help being afraid of the latter.

But he needs an answer, and also needs an ending to make him hopeful or...completely desperate.

"master."

"Lao Ye?"

"Lao Ye!"

Leng Sha yelled three times in a row but did not get a response from Ye Yu. He couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Ye Yu's shoulder and shook it vigorously, "Ye Yu!!!!"

"Ah???" Ye Yu returned to his senses, looking at Leng Sha in confusion.

Leng Sha frowned slightly, and complained in a low voice: "What are the uncles thinking about, they are staring at a toe in a daze."

It was only then that Ye Yu noticed that the place in the center of her line of sight was actually Lengshou's foot.

Leng Sha's bones are long and slender, and even his feet are slender than other people's.He has a dark red miniature spider tattooed on the second toe of his right foot, near the nail plate.Ye Yu had also seen this little red spot on Lengsha's toe before, but he didn't pay much attention at that time, he didn't expect that little red spot to be an extremely delicate looking little red spider.

Probably because Ye Yu's eyes were too hot, he hooked his toes uncomfortably, and said angrily, "Uncle! Have you seen enough?!"

Ye Yu turned his gaze to Leng Kill's face, and landed on the mini heart-shaped tattoo that looked like a tear mole under the corner of Leng Kill's eye.Immediately afterwards, Ye Yu's eyes lingered on the exposed skin of the cold killer (crab) for a week, and found a small peach blossom inside the cold killer's wrist.Ye Yu's incomparably curious eyes scanned Leng Sha's clothes again, and then asked, "I said, Xiao Leng, how many marks have you tattooed on your body?"

Leng Sha was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled and replied: "There is another one in the lower back, master, do you want to see it?"

Ye Yu nodded subconsciously.

Lengsha smiled triumphantly: "Want to see it? But I won't show it to you!"

Ye Yu was aroused, and he quickly reached out to pick up Lengsha's T-shirt, and looked behind his waist with wide eyes...

Ho!

It turned out to be a cute black cat.

The cat's paws were pawing at the side of the underwear, and the big eyes looked very innocent. It looked like a poor little child lying in a small cardboard box begging to be taken care of!

However, as soon as the exciting emotions passed, Ye Yu thought of a picture that was not suitable for children from the position of the cat.At this moment, Ye Yu's mind is full of "the cat's head is on the side of the underwear, where is the cat's body?" "Where is the long cat's tail above the cat's body?"

Uncle Ye Yu immediately had some kind of wonderful guess about the tail of the cute cat tattoo on the waist of the beautiful little Leng children's shoes.Based on this conjecture, Ye Yu couldn't help but look at the kitten a few more times, and then he couldn't decide. "Budanding" means literally - Leng Sha is actually quite attractive; and Ye Yu, obviously, he is not straight - Leng Sha still turned his face to look at Ye calmly Yu asked with a smile, "Master, isn't the cute pet raised by this slave cute?"

Ye Yu felt that he was just a big piece of sad firewood (because he hadn't been moistened by rain and dew for a long time), and suddenly met a malicious little Martian (killed coldly), and then he was inevitably—— It's on! ! !

Leng Sha suddenly leaned into Ye Yu's ear, and whispered maliciously: "Lao Ye, your Xiao Ye is excited! Tsk tsk, you are so cruel to me, a pure man. Could it be that...you are crooked?"

Ye Yu felt annoyed at being poked at the center of the matter. He let go of the hand that was holding the hem of Lengsha's T-shirt like an electric shock, and then bluffed and shouted: "You are the fucking one! Your whole family is all the ones." I’m so excited, it’s all because the cat tattooed on your back is too sexy~~! This is a natural reaction for me~! A natural reaction~!!!”

Leng Sha nodded disapprovingly, and then made an exaggerated look of fear.The child said to himself in a very exaggerated tone: "Alas, fortunately I have brought my own bedding, otherwise I might be thrown down by a middle-aged uncle at night."

The veins on Ye Yu's forehead popped violently. He kicked Leng Sha's calf angrily, and said angrily: "What do you think of me?! Is my taste so bad? Just a brat like you who hasn't even grown hair yet, Lao Tzu I'm not interested!"

Leng Sha clutched his sore calf, and complained in a mournful voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Lao Ye why can't you bear a joke?! I'm just kidding you, but you really kicked me?! Ahhhhhhh I'm broken!! ! Pain, pain, pain!!!"

Ye Yu said "serve it right" and walked away.

Leng Sha quickly stretched out his hand to grab Ye Yu's ankle: "It's getting dark, Lao Ye, you haven't made me dinner yet! Even if I offended you by joking, I will still work hard at your house Housework all afternoon! There is always hard work without credit, right? You can’t just walk away like this, I’m still hungry!!!”