Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

The main purpose of Leng Sha's trip was to bring Ye Yu to "recognize relatives". However, Ye Yu lost his usual standards when he met a high-ranking official like the mayor.

Ye Yu was a little disappointed in herself.He quietly glanced at Leng Sha, who was calmly discussing profound topics such as the economy and people's livelihood with his uncle the mayor.Ye Yu listened for a while, and realized that he couldn't get in the conversation, so he simply made small movements; this guy rolled his tongue into various shapes in his mouth, and occasionally spit out one or two miniature words when the two people in the conversation were not paying attention. Bubble is like a fish that is bored and spit in a fish tank.

Which of the two people in the conversation is not a person who sees all directions and listens to all directions?Ye Yu's small gesture did not escape the perception of the two of them at all.

Leng Sha generously brought the topic to Ye Yu.He smiled, looked at Ye Yu and said to his uncle, "Uncle, what do you think of Old Ye?"

A bubble that Ye Yu had just spit out was still floating in the air. As soon as the words of cold killing came out, the mayor uncle turned his head and faced Ye Yu.Naturally, he saw the tiny bubble of saliva rippling in the air.

So Ye Yu didn't even have a chance to pretend, and was caught in the bag all of a sudden.

The mayor's uncle squinted his eyes and smiled coldly to answer the question.

"Very cute kid."

"The people who will live together in the future must be pleasing to the eye and cute." Leng Sha said.

The person sitting in the main seat was stunned for a moment, and Ye Yu was sensitively aware that for a moment, the brain of the mayor's uncle was shut down.The middle-aged old fox rarely showed a confused expression on his face, he paused, and looked at Leng Sha with a slight frown: "Xiao Jian." He didn't finish the next words, but Leng Sha already knew According to his uncle, he disagreed.

That's right, my uncle also raised a little boy with red lips and white teeth, but when he was with his nephew, he always said: You can play for fun, but don't take it seriously.

If he hadn't met Ye Yu, Leng Sha would probably have the same idea.

The originally harmonious atmosphere in the living room disappeared at some point, and the conversation between Leng Sha and his uncle seemed to be deadlocked.

"Xiaojian, I thought you were different from those hot-headed young people outside who only rushed forward." I didn't expect that you would be so emotional. Such an irrational approach disappointed my uncle.

"I am also a human being." There are flesh and blood, emotions and desires, and there are people I like.

"In fact, we can change the way. Life is not a multiple-choice question." It's good to keep it outside and know it yourself, but it's not suitable to take it home formally.Getting married and having children is a family responsibility, and this cannot be lost; as for other things, it doesn't matter how much trouble there is.

"No."

"Hey, Xiaojian, you are still young." This kind of single-minded thinking is just a momentary impulse. After a while, you will look back at today's decision, and you will regret it.

"So I have to do something that only young people have the right to do while I am young." Otherwise, if I miss this time, I will definitely regret it in the future.

"Make your own plans. The future belongs to you young people. I, an old man, will not participate in your things." Well, if Xiaojian must do this, uncle, I won't help you, but I won't ruin you either. good thing.

Leng Sha heaved a sigh of relief, his eyes became two crescents when he smiled, he blinked happily, and his eyes drifted to Ye Yu unconsciously, "Uncle, you are really a good person."

"Well, Xiaojian, you and Ye..."

"Ye Yu." With a sneer, it was passers-by who didn't even want to ask his name, but now his uncle's attitude softened, and he was finally willing to ask Lao Ye's name.

"Well, you and Ye Yu can stay and have a meal. After a while, your two sisters will get off work, and you young people sit together and have a good time together and talk."

Leng Sha said yes, then moved his buttocks to Ye Yu's side, and said with a smile: "Lao Ye, when I see my uncle in the future, I will call him Uncle Wu."

At this moment, Ye Yu's mind was full of what Leng Sha said to his uncle, he only understood half of it, and vaguely knew that Leng Sha was trying to persuade his uncle to accept their relationship.

Ye Yu held a head whose contents had become a mess, subconsciously called "Uncle Wu", but what he thought in his heart was: I am not young either!The mayor of this city is only about forty years old, and he is considered to be of the same generation as himself, but he wants to call him fifth uncle by descending from his seniority!Lao Tzu, is it easy for me, an old cow, to gnaw on a tender grass?I lost all my face~!

Lao Ye, who lost all face and left only bones, stayed at the mayor's house for lunch, and was introduced to his two twin cousins ​​Cao You (also) Cao Shuang by cold killing.

The continuous mental shocks since meeting Xu Yuanfan in the morning made Ye Yu feel a little sluggish.

Fortunately, the meal at the mayor's house is not a full banquet.

It didn't take long to eat a home-cooked meal, during which Ye Yu only took a few token mouthfuls of food.Ye Yu swore that he would never come to the mayor's house again unless it was New Year's Eve—he was full of complaints but didn't dare to say them, he could almost suffocate mushrooms into mushroom powder—exploded in silence.As for Chinese New Year, heck, I have to visit relatives to pay New Year's greetings...to get that...rectangular red auspicious bag.

When returning home, Leng Sha drove away his cousin Cao You's Mazda.

Ye Yu slumped in the passenger seat, like an eggplant beaten by frost.

Leng Sha thoughtfully helped Ye Yu fasten the seat belt, and then started the car, "Sir, please sit still, we are going to pick up our cute young yoyo from the kindergarten, and then go to the mall to pick up some things before going home. "

Master Eggplant, who was beaten by Shuang, was out of spirits, he raised his eyelids and said "Yes".

Leng Sha glanced curiously at the explanatory text above Ye Yu's head - poisonous mushroom:

Pseudo-sleep state.

All skills are frozen.

PS. It is strictly forbidden to pretend to be dead in public places, and it is mandatory to stay sober

Unfortunately, the "forced sobriety" in the caption doesn't seem to be working.

Not long after, Ye Yu's hearty snoring sounded in the car.

The words above his head also turned into huge shaking red letters "Wake up~~", just like the shaking screen in Tencent's chat software.

Ye Yu fell into a deep sleep, and he had another dream.

This time, Ye Yu dreamed of Xu Yuanfan.

In the dream, Xu Yuanfan was young and energetic. Wearing the uniform of the school basketball team, he walked across half the court to Ye Yu.

The corners of Xu Yuanfan's eyes were bloodshot, and his face was full of surprise. He stretched out his hand to Ye Yu and shouted, "Ye Yu!!! I finally found you!" Immediately afterwards, Xu Yuanfan fainted from the sportswear on his abdomen. There was a lot of blood, and he started to cough, coughing violently, coughing up a lot of blood every time.

Ye Yu took a step back in horror.

Then Ye Yu found that the basketball court disappeared, and Xu Yuanfan also disappeared.Ye Yu stood at the edge of the space, the calm mist in the space in the past rolled like boiling water, and in the gray mist in front of Ye Yu was a shadow in the shape of Xu Yuanfan.

Youying struggled to break through the gray mist, and stretched out a bloodless and pale hand, which firmly grasped Ye Yu's arm. It was cold and slippery, like pebbles soaked in ice water.

Ye Yu woke up from the dream, her back was drenched in cold sweat!