Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

After a while, Ye Yu suddenly came back to his memory, and asked Leng Sha with a sideways face: "Hey, Xiao Leng, do you think I am about to go to my wife's house to visit the mother-in-law's son-in-law?"

Cold killing this unlucky child was just about to say that he was a gong, and his mother shouldn't be the mother-in-law no matter what, but he changed his mind: shopping, cooking, laundry, housework, and taking care of the children are all done by himself. Even when he gets along with Ye Yu in normal times, he seems to be a bit weaker - Leng Sha suddenly recalled: My uncle Yu is not usually too strong, why does he automatically become weaker when I meet him?

Just when Leng Sha was hesitating whether to answer Ye Yu's question about his son-in-law meeting his mother-in-law, Ye Yu suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered, "Xiao Leng, don't look at me, sir, I'm a mediocre melon dealer , but the melon dealer also has a family background. Then the master will give you a big dowry!"

After a moment of thought, he cast a contemptuous look at Ye Yu: "My lord, your property is kept by a slave for you. I know best what slaves you have. Don't brag about it here." Yes, and the betrothal gift... Do you want to send me a cart of little mushrooms?"

What Ye Yu was thinking at the moment was the gold and silver coins spit out by the marigolds in his space and the big colored diamonds spit out by the mutated seven-color marigold. Ye Yu decided to go back and collect the colored diamonds. The ones in the little heart-shaped box were given as bride price.

Maybe in the future, he and Leng Sha will follow the habits of the legendary western dragon and sleep on the pile of treasures!

Ow!It was like waking up from a dream.

Ye Yu was still immersed in the dream of wealth and smirked, and walked towards the bus stop signboard habitually after leaving the gate of the community.

Leng Sha took a step forward and hurriedly brought Ye Yu back to his side, pouted at a low-key black car parked not far away on the roadside: "Get in the car over there. We are going out for business today, and it is not convenient to take the bus. So I Borrow a car with a driver, we'll take that."

When Ye Yu saw the license plate, he was shocked out of his wits.

"Xiao Leng! This car... this car is the private... car of the mayor of Green City."

"En." Leng Sha calmly opened the rear door and made a gesture of invitation to Ye Yu.

Ye Yu got into the car, and the middle-aged man sitting in the driver's seat in the front turned his head and looked at Ye Yu curiously.Ye Yu met his eyes, smiled dryly, raised his hand and waved, and opened his mouth foolishly: "Hi~~"

The driver's shoulders shook violently, and he spewed out a large mouthful of tea with a "poof".

Ye Yu saw the opportunity quickly, and when he was wrong, he picked up the pillow from the back seat and kept it in front of him, so as to avoid the bad luck of being forced to take a saliva bath as soon as he got in the car.

When Leng Sha got into the car, the driver was scrambling to wipe the evil water stains inside the car, and Ye Yu was also helping.

It's just that Ye Yu's expression was terrified, she looked like a delicate girl who had been raped by a dozen big men; ah bah, Leng Sha lightly bit the tip of her tongue, thinking that this metaphor is inappropriate, so start again.But...other metaphors don't seem to be able to accurately express Ye Yu's current state.

Leng Sha rubbed his chin that had just been shaved this morning, and thought unkindly, it is rare to see Ye Yu showing such a panic-stricken appearance, as if he is always ready to flee quickly, it is really... tempting.

Leng Sha felt that his brother was not very obedient again.

The child frowned, got into the car and closed the door, sat down and spread his legs to cover up, coughed dryly, trying not to sound too strange.Leng Sha asked: "Uncle, what's wrong with your car? Was there a flood?"

The driver raised his head and smiled at Leng Sha, "It's not that the kid you brought, Xiaojian, is so cute, I couldn't help but take a sip of tea."

Ye Yu straightened his back from the moment the driver, Uncle Lengsha, began to speak. He sat upright and looked at Uncle Lengsha with wide eyes. He looked like a primary school student who listened carefully to the teacher's lecture.

Leng Sha also "poofed". Fortunately, Leng Sha didn't have tea in his mouth, so the lethality wasn't too great.

It wasn't until the car started that Ye Yu sneaked up to Leng Sha's side, and sighed with lingering fear: "Xiao Leng, your uncle is actually the mayor, oh my god, you actually asked the mayor to be the driver. The cake seller turned to me I almost recited it when I laughed, it was so exciting, MD, I have never seen the mayor in my life."

Comrade Driver shook his shoulders unkindly again.

Leng Sha pretended to be very indifferent this time. He resisted the urge to burst out laughing, stretched out his hand to hold Ye Yu's hand, and replied in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, you have seen the governor's father, and you are a mere mayor. What are you afraid of?"

"The governor's father?"

"My uncle."

Ye Yu stared wide-eyed for a while, but the tension just now relaxed.

Leng Sha smiled and pinched Ye Yu's palm, and said in a low voice: "The mayor is also a human being, and there will be seven aunts and eight aunts. I said Lao Ye, I have a mayor's uncle who just makes you surprise?"

Ye Yu shook her head and muttered softly, "If I knew your uncle was the mayor, I wouldn't have to worry about it all day long."

"What are you worried about?"

Ye Yu snorted angrily, "It's not the account book you opened for me. It was done in one day. This speed is too unreliable. I dare not even open a bank account."

The evil driver comrade suddenly interjected: "What account book?"

Leng Sha laughed dryly and said haha: "It's nothing, it's just Lao Ye's son's household registration. Several clerks made things difficult for him when he moved his household registration, which caused him to move out there, but he didn't register here; I settled it for him."

"Well, it's true that some comrades are outrageous now; but Xiaojian... Huh??? What did you just say? Lao Ye... son???"

It's not good to kill secretly, he told his uncle before that Lao Ye was only one year older than him, but now he said that he slipped his mouth and pulled out yoyo.

Lengsha hastily changed his words: "That child's name is yoyo, an earthquake orphan adopted by Lao Ye." Lengsha wept silently in his heart, yoyo, I'm sorry, dad. Assault training!

The car finally parked in a villa area.

As soon as the car stabilized, Ye Yu couldn't wait to open the door and dodge out; Lengsha followed closely behind.

Ye Yu went around to Leng Sha, and asked in a low voice urgently: "Xiao Leng, didn't you say that you want to take me to the mall to buy clothes? Why did you suddenly change your mind?"

Lengsha Tanshou: "But I also said that we are going to visit my cousin today. What's more, I have already ordered the clothes. When I go home later, I will take a detour to the mall. After paying, I can take the clothes back."

Ye Yu was silent for a while and suddenly broke out. He twisted and killed, and said angrily: "You are a fraud! Chi Guoguo's fraud!"

Probably out of concern that the mayor was still nearby, Ye Yu's voice was not loud, so this accusation sounded like a coquettish to Leng Kill's ears.

If Ye Yu could peek into Leng Sha's inner activities like that mysterious spitting expert, he would definitely rush up and kick Leng Sha to the ground, crushing him and beating him violently; Killing was lucky enough to escape a tragic domestic violence - because the word "act like a baby" is Ye Yu's backlash.

Uncle Guimaoyu, because of his overly innocent appearance, his angry expression has no threat at all in the eyes of others.Ever since Ye Yu was young, when he got angry, he would be regarded as being petty or coquettish, so when he grew up, Uncle Yu always behaved calmly, like a person who was born without temper.

Gossip less.

It is said that after the cold-killed uncle parked the car, he took the two juniors home directly.

Ye Yu has always been a bit cautious, the lethal power from the title of mayor can no longer be resisted by thick skin alone.

Since ancient times, ordinary people will be three points shorter when they meet officials, and Ye Yu is no exception.

He followed the mayor step by step, looking terribly well-behaved, which made Leng Sha, who had been secretly observing Ye Yu's reaction, feel a little itchy.In Leng Sha's mind, Ye Yu's image is changeable: when he first met, when he was tortured to death by Ye Yu in the game, Leng Sha felt that Ye Yu was a calm, fearful and ruthless technology emperor; but he found that the technology emperor was actually When he was a cute little girl wearing a green wool cap, Leng Sha was immediately captured by Ye Yu's deceptive appearance. He felt that Ye Yu was probably a natural fool. He was not unfeeling, and the natural fool just had a slightly longer reflex arc; Then Ye Yu called him for help, and when he appeared in front of him in embarrassment, Leng Sha felt that Ye Yu was a sad person. At that time, he looked sensitive and fragile, like a little hedgehog curled up in a ball; After Uncle Yu lived together, this experience made Leng Sha want to hide his face and cry, because he never thought that Ye Yu would be such... such a cheating and strange uncle!

Well, now Leng Sha saw Ye Yu's other side again, this strange uncle actually reacted like a simple mountain dweller: all kinds of helpless, all kinds of well-behaved!It's so cute that it kills that soft heart coldly.

Leng Sha had always thought that Ye Yu was insulated from the word "sincere". Unexpectedly, he saw such an interesting reaction from Ye Yu today.

He quietly hooked Ye Yu's little finger, just like what the two of them did when they went out in the morning.

Life is full of various "surprises".

Of course, this kind of surprise can occasionally be transformed into a "fright".

Ye Yu tightly curled Lengsha's little finger, and nervously ground his back molars, which was an outward manifestation of his extreme inner tension.

Lao Ye himself knows his own strengths, he is a typical petty citizen, usually he can speak well, twist and turn around and play smoother than anyone else, but when it comes to critical moments, he may not be able to control the situation.

The cold-killed mayor's uncle was the only national cadre he had ever seen in his life, and the aunt who claimed to be a national civil servant who collected health fees didn't count.The face of the mayor's uncle can always be seen on the scene of various major urban events on Greentown's local TV station.

It is said that the mayor has a strong background, a strong background, and ruthless methods. His political achievements have been outstanding, and Greentown’s finances have been rattled; The common people's land was confiscated and confiscated, and sold to various developers to make a lot of money; and it is said that the mayor was very skillful, and not long after he took office, he brought down the 13th most powerful Qingniu gang in the underground world of Greentown, and eradicated them. This rotten nail that refused to take refuge in him; and then it was said that...

Ye Yu went through the rumors about the mayor in a trance, and finally came to the conclusion: "Ye is a good official, but not a good parent official." Turned around in a big circle, and finally stopped on the back of the mayor's head.

Ye Yu took a deep breath, and quietly circled Leng Kill's little finger even tighter.

At this moment, Uncle Yu, who was out of his mind, suddenly remembered a legend in the world. His head became hot, and he turned his head to look at Leng Sha in a daze and asked loudly: "Your father is Li Gang?!"