Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Leng Sha asked: "You occasionally pose for me to draw, you don't get paid, but you are provided with food and housing! What do you think, Lao Ye?"

Ye Yu: "Very good."

Ye Yu couldn't say it was bad, because the cold killing request was too simple, and it was obvious that he wanted to help him.Ye Yu was just a little happy in her heart, but suddenly remembered that her transformation time was limited, and she would turn back into a mushroom shape every 48 hours.Ye Yu was speechless for a while, and finally, he said to Leng Sha with a very complicated mood: "It's good, but I have a problem, if there are other people in the room, I will be so irritable that I can't sleep. I thought about it, I think I should look for (a rental house) again."

Killing the child coldly changed his face on the spot. A look of remorse and annoyance quickly appeared on his face, and he stared straight at the air next to Ye Yu's ear, not knowing what he was thinking.

But soon, Leng Sha pretended to be pitiful again, and stared at Ye Yu with piercing eyes: "Master, did the servant offend you with something? You actually look down on the small nest carefully built by the servant~!"

Ye Yu feels that today's post-90s "little youngsters" were probably quietly pulled by God to a remodeling factory for a collective upgrade, and their brain circuits are completely different from those of the "old and young".

So Ye Yu awkwardly used a very lame reason to change the topic, rubbed his stomach, and said to Leng Sha: "Dear little slave, your master, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"

Leng Sha opened his mouth, glanced at Ye Yu full of resentment, and snorted, "Cut~╭(╯^╰)╮Uncle really doesn't give face!"

Ye Yu joked: "Diao Nu, are you going to starve me to death, Master? Haven't you served yet?"

Leng Sha rolled his eyes: "Master, please wait a moment, I will go and arrange food right away. I usually don't entertain guests here, and there is no big dining table. Master, you can just find a place and sit down, and I will serve you later." Caiha!"

Ye Yu nodded.

The two finished their breakfast with each other's thoughts.

After Ye Yu helped Leng Sha deal with the dishes, he nestled on the sofa and rested for a while.

Before he could ask to leave, Leng Sha changed into a casual outfit that didn't look so exaggerated and swayed back under Ye Yu's eyes.He threw Ye Yu a bus card, the card drew a beautiful arc in the air, Ye Yu subconsciously reached out and copied the small card in his hand.

Leng Kill blew a whistle and praised: "Uncle is very skilled and agile!"

Ye Yu tossed the small card in his hand, and said proudly: "That's right, I think I was still the sports prince in the department back then!"

Leng Kill raised his eyebrows disapprovingly, and said to Ye Yu: "The one in your hand is the secondary card of my bus card. My card is an annual card, and you can use it at will."

Ye Yu asked bitterly: "The rich second generation still take the bus?"

Leng Sha was stunned for a moment, then approached Ye Yu, and asked in a low voice, "Uncle, do you hate the rich?"

Ye Yu was quite embarrassed by Leng Sha's sarcasm tone, he rubbed his fingers unconsciously, and said without confidence: "I just asked casually, there is no need to go online like this Bar."

Leng Sha showed a smug smile, and he explained to Ye Yu with a smile: "I think you may have misunderstood me a bit. First, I am not a rich second generation. My parents and my mother are ordinary office workers and small employees; second , Greentown’s bus is not very crowded, and it’s quite comfortable to sit on. It’s cheap, affordable and environmentally friendly. Is there any reason for me not to take it?”

Ye Yu was shocked: "But your house... my god, did you fall into a rich woman?!"

==|||Lengsha 囧 said: "Uncle, your imagination is too good! I bought this house with hard work~! I just paid a down payment, and I still have a lot of mortgages to pay. Ya pears are huge..."

Ye Yu's heart of a non-successful person twitched, and he raised his voice and asked, "What did you say? You said you bought this house with your own money??? Damn~! Are you selling white (crabs) ) powder it!"

Leng Sha was embarrassed: "Uncle, you are deliberately teasing me!"

Ye Yu: "..."

Cold killing: "Master short oil, your guessing like this will make this slave very big. In fact, I just set up a Taobao store..."

"Taobao store can have this..."

"I told you, master, don't make wild guesses. In fact, besides the Taobao store, I also run some small shops in various universities in Greentown."

The image of Leng Sha in Ye Yu's mind was instantly upgraded from "a prodigal son and rich second generation who doesn't do anything productive" to "five good young people who are actively motivated and successful in their careers".

If Ye Yu were a few years younger, maybe he would have hugged Leng Sha's neck excitedly and shouted: "Dude, you are so awesome, you are simply an expert guarded by Niu A and Niu C!!!"

Taking advantage of Ye Yu's excitement, Leng Sha took the opportunity to say: "My lord, how about I look for a house with you? Although my disused house cannot be rented to you, but I know a few friends, maybe they have some in their hands. Appropriate rental."

Ye Yu nodded silently.

In fact, Ye Yu has always had an extremely subtle admiration for those talented people who have started their own businesses and achieved success.Compared with Lengsha's achievements, Ye Yu feels that he has spent his entire life on dogs.Ye Yu put his hand in his trouser pocket, rubbed the wallet in his pocket, and sighed softly.

The efficiency of cold killing this child is surprisingly high.

Ye Yu only knew that he made two phone calls to his friends before going out.After going out, he took Ye Yu straight to meet his friend who "has a room for rent".After the two parties met, the man handed Leng Sha a bunch of keys without saying a word, said "you can figure it out" and left.

Leng Kill didn't say anything, just took the key and took Ye Yu to see the room.

The house is still very new, with one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. It is a small apartment, only fifty square meters.

The furniture in the room is not very complete, there is only a simple single bed, two simple fabric sofas, and there is not even a trace of use in the kitchen; this place is not so much a home as it is a A place where the owner's family used to rest temporarily.

When Ye Yu inspected the house, Leng Sha remained silent.He quietly followed Ye Yu, silently observing the expression on Ye Yu's face.It wasn't until Ye Yu dragged a sofa to sit down that he sat on the other sofa and asked Ye Yu, "Master, what do you think of this place?"

Ye Yu nodded: "This place is a bit out of the way, and it may take more than an hour to drive from here to the city center. And I don't think there are many residents in the community, and the popularity is not very busy..."

Leng Kill turned the key in his hand, without any extra expression on his face.

He didn't say yes or no, he just said to Ye Yu: "Why don't we go and look elsewhere?"

Ye Yu quickly waved his hand: "No, no, it's actually pretty good here. I just habitually thought that this place is too far away from my original company, and it's not convenient to commute to and from work, but... well, I probably won't use it anymore. went to work there."

At this time, people in the company probably knew about the gas explosion in Ye Yu's house and Ye Yu's tragic death.

If Ye Yu appears at this time...

Oh god, that's not a corpse scam, that's a scam~! !

Ye Yu couldn't help but sighed again.

Leng Sha suddenly came over and patted Ye Yu on the back reassuringly.

"Old Ye, don't be too sad, the world is so big, you can always find your own stage."

Ye Yu let out a "hmm", and then the two of them fell silent.

After a while, Leng Sha probably couldn't stand the sudden oppressive atmosphere, he poked Ye Yu's arm, and asked tentatively: "By the way, Lao Ye, do you have any plans?"

Ye Yu: "..."

Cold Kill: "Why don't you go to work in my Taobao studio, I'm short of an operations director."

==+Ye Yu: "Taobao store actually needs an operation director?! Lengsha Zhizi, is your store one of the world's top [-]?!"

Cold kill: "Don't underestimate the Taobao store~ Uncle, you are already OUT!"

So Ye Yu frowned and thought for a long time, then said to Leng Sha with a constipated look on his face: "I really want to be that 'operations director' for you, but Lao Ye, I am studying livestock and poultry epidemic prevention, are you sure I can do it?" Do your job well?"

This time it was Leng's turn to kill the poor boy with a constipated face.

Leng Sha asked embarrassingly: "But Lao Ye!!! Didn't you say before that you are an important role in the company?"

Ye Yu: "I'm right, because our company specializes in the import and export of meat, and there are several farms directly under it... I, I, of course I am an important role."

Lengsha collapsed in an instant, he glanced at Ye Yu, and finally said weakly: "Actually... In fact, Lao Ye, you can be a customer service agent, that doesn't have much technical content, and there is a commission. As long as you don't be lazy, the salary will not be too much." awful……"

Ye Yu frowned and thought for a long time, but finally rejected Leng Sha's offer.

Ye Yu's current physique dooms him to not being able to do the kind of work that requires group office work, because although he looks and feels like a normal person on the surface, Ye Yu knows his own affairs in his own mind: his current human form is actually more or less It also has some "non-human" characteristics. After spending a long time with others, it is inevitable that some clues will be seen...

Ye Yu sighed secretly, thinking that it would be a big deal for me to go to the vegetable market to sell peas, or to sell... er, potatoes? ? ?

Well, in fact, this is also a way out.You must know that the plants in his space are almost flooded~!Except for magnetic mushrooms and frozen mushrooms (species that do not exist in reality), he can bring out and sell everything else!

So, Ye Yu, who thought he had found a way out, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to find a place where no one was around, get into the space and pick out those card plants—picking out the ones with economic value, cultivating them in large quantities and selling them Drop to make money!