Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu's heart sank, but she was not too disappointed.This result was still within his expectation, so he didn't worry about the house anymore, but he just smiled, stepped forward and patted Leng Sha on the shoulder: "Go, take me to your house, and try your handicrafts." !"

Ye Yu thought: If you can't rent a house, you can just have a meal. Anyway, you have done all the "swindling, abducting and stealing" things, and you don't care about such a small matter of conscience...

Ye Yu secretly spurned herself in her heart: Well, Ye Yu, you have fallen!

Unexpectedly, Leng Sha said next: "Old Ye, I can't rent that house to you, but... you can live with me first. My parents are not at home, and the house has a lot of space. The duplex structure, I live in Upstairs, you can live in the guest room downstairs. The guest room is a bit small, but everything is complete, you can just live in it."

Ye Yu didn't react for a moment.

He rubbed his ears, widened his eyes and asked, "Leng Sha, what did you just say? I seem to have misheard."

"Hey, slave, let me tell you, master, you can go directly to the slave's house to live."

Ye Yu smacked his lips, feeling in his heart: Children nowadays are not fit enough, and their vital capacity is so low, one sentence has to be split into two sentences, with a big gasp in the middle - ouch!Isn't this clearly stimulating the old man's heart!

In just a few minutes, Ye Yu's mood was full of ups and downs, as if he had just been on a roller coaster.When he entered Leng Sha's house, Ye Yu was so happy that he could "float" when he walked...

Lengsha's home is very luxuriously decorated.

With Ye Yu's experience as a wage earner for thousands of years, he only knew that Leng Sha's house was decorated beautifully and grandly, and the floor, furniture and even the wall coverings all smacked of bourgeois corruption.But when you think about it, the kid Lengsha brings his own luxurious customized keyboard and mouse when he goes to the Internet cafe to play games. If he buys a set of keyboard and mouse, it is worth the whole price of the machine in the VIP area of ​​the Internet cafe.

Ye Yu took a tour of Leng Sha's house, and there was a little Ye Yu in her heart who kept roaring: I'm close to the rich man!There is wood!Xu Yuanfan, don't be complacent, don't be complacent!I found a young, handsome and rich fellow...Tongtong...Tong... Is there anyone I can live with! ! !

But just but... coldly kill this child for wanting to be so kind to me!Could it be that he is interested in Lao Tzu?So Ye Yu's heart became tangled up in an instant.He stared at Leng Sha's unrestrained back, thinking: It shouldn't be! ! ! GAY is not a towel toothbrush, how can it be everywhere? !

I must have thought too much!

Ye Yu clenched his fist firmly, and then followed Leng Sha's footsteps.

"I said Xiao Leng, is your real name Leng Sha?" Lao Ye Tongzi asked like a good old man: "And you should be a student at your age. Today is not the weekend, why didn't you Go to class?"

Leng Kill turned around and took a look at Ye Yu, subconsciously hooking his toes on the wooden floor.

"Lao Ye, you are too ruthless, you only remember to ask me what my name is now."

Ye Yu blinked awkwardly.

"Aren't I busy...... working?"

Leng Sha looked over sideways, and suddenly asked gloatingly: "Then... Uncle, are you unemployed? I remember you said that you are already in your thirties. Oh, at this age, you have no marriage, no children, no girlfriend, and you lost your job." In other words, it is a miracle that you are still alive, uncle!"

Ye Yu spread his hands indifferently, and said cheekily, "Didn't I come to you for help?"

Leng Sha: "Master, can you tell the servant your name?"

"Ye Yu." Ye Yu answered very frankly.

Leng Kill blew a whistle: "Uncle Haotu's name. My name is Cao Zijian."

Ye Yu said angrily: "Well, you are a cold kill, are you kidding me?! Cao Zijian, isn't that the unlucky one who can make a poem in seven steps?! What if I don't have a good history~!"

Leng Sha shrugged, and took out an ID card from his pocket: "I knew you would say that, and I was already preventing you from 'biting' me. In fact, my real name is Cao Zijian. If you don't believe me, look at the ID card."

Ye Yu glanced at it, and saw that there were indeed three striking Chinese characters "Cao Zijian" on the ID card.His eyes stayed on the line of date of birth for a moment, and then he shouted: "The one who killed you coldly told me that you are 22 years old. Fuck your grandma, you are 22 years old! You are only eighteen!"

Leng Sha lied expressionlessly: "This is because my mother specially changed my age for me because she was afraid that I would not be able to marry a charming wife! Now sister and brother love is popular, and there is a market for tender grass! You understand~~~!"

Ye Yu pretended to vomit.

Leng Sha put away his ID card expressionlessly, the turbulent child thought about it, and then explained to Ye Yu: "The ID card I carry with me is not specially prepared for you, you know that it is popular to use it on the Internet now. Swipe the second-generation card, I use this card as a membership card, so I always carry it with me."

Ye Yu was embarrassed: "I didn't say that it's weird for you to carry an ID card with you!"

Kill coldly: "Uncle, you clearly said that."

Ye Yu: "Your grandma has a leg! Didn't you always call me Master? Why did you suddenly change your name to Uncle?"

He gave Ye Yu a cool look, and pretended to be deep and said: "This is called cuteness, you don't understand."

After hearing this, Ye Yu just wanted to vomit blood.

He really wanted to yell loudly: "The man living in the post-90s kid's family is so miserable (the melody is based on Michael Jackson's beatit) so miserable!!" Aww!There is wood! ! !

It's a pity that Ye Yu has already passed the age where he can go crazy casually.

In other words, Ye Yu is no longer young.

So, "Uncle Yu", who was no longer young, had no choice but to pretend to be interested in an oil painting on the wall, avoiding Leng Sha's topic of "being cute".

Just when Ye Yu was pretending to be interested in oil paintings, Leng Sha suddenly said, "Old Ye, the real estate market in Green City is very hot. I heard that the rent for luxuriously decorated houses like ours is very expensive~ ~!"

Ye Yu wept silently, thinking to himself, I know that there is no such thing as a perfect cake in this world!Sure enough, the meat show is coming!

Although reluctant, Ye Yu still said politely: "Don't worry, Xiao Leng, I will pay you the rent according to the market price."

In fact, Ye Yu thought this way in his heart: the market price is nothing!I don't have a penny! !

Leng Sha felt a little embarrassed, coughed dryly, and looked at Ye Yu seriously: "No, no, Lao Ye, I didn't mean that. I mean, I provide you with a house to live in, but you can't live in vain, can you? "

"Huh?" Nima!And you said it didn't mean that? !This is clearly asking for rent from Chiguoguo!

Lengsha raised his hand and pointed at the oil painting hanging on the wall: "That was painted by me. Lao Ye, you probably don't know it yet. I'm from the Academy of Fine Arts of Greentown University. Well, it's the JP Academy that is famous for its many homework assignments." .”

"What does that have to do with rent?"

"Of course there is." Leng Sha spread his hands and said, "I am not short of money, and you have seen it."

Ye Yu nodded in agreement.

So Leng Sha continued, "I'm short of a model."

"what?"

"I still have 40 sketches to do today. I hope you can pose for me when I need them. In fact, not every drawing needs a mannequin. I only take you half an hour a day at most. time." Leng Sha smiled, and said with a little satisfaction: "I draw very quickly, and I won't let you maintain a pose for too long, so it's not a hard job to be a model for me."

Ye Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Leng Sha asked: "You occasionally pose for me to draw, you don't get paid, but you are provided with food and housing! What do you think, Lao Ye?"

Ye Yu: "Very good."