Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu is a mahjong fan.Before going to work, he didn't have the conditions to play mahjong. Before going to bed, he would log in to QQ and fight in the game hall until Xu Yuanfan ran out of bed dissatisfied and pushed him into the bathroom; if Xu Yuanfan didn't call him, he could fight until late at night.

Mahjong is simply Ye Yu's second life.

Ye Yu will transform as soon as she goes to the poker table.Xu Yuanfan once commented on Ye Yu as follows: At the poker table, Ye Yu's little sheep transformed into a downhill tiger.

In fact, it's not just mahjong, Ye Yu seems to be very talented in all kinds of game entertainment.

The acquaintance between Leng Sha and Ye Yu originated from a game.Leng Sha still remembers that he was tortured by Ye Yu like a little quail with its wings clipped - he was killed by Ye Yu's headshot dozens of times, but only once when he was invincible when he was just resurrected He was still there, and he killed Ye Yu who was holding a dagger and was about to sneak attack him.

Later, Leng Sha was fortunate enough to observe Ye Yu's operations up close: Uncle Yu's fingers were shaking on the keyboard, making shadows, and the hand holding the mouse occasionally fired a shot, and the death toll of the enemy soared like chicken blood.

When Ye Yu was in college, he used to proclaim himself the king of games. He skipped class for a whole week and competed for the title with several students from other schools. It was like running for the leader of the martial arts.

This incident was often used by Xu Yuanfan as a typical example of playing with things and losing his mind to criticize and re-educate Ye Yu.

Thinking of those past events, Ye Yu sighed.

Thinking back when he broke with his family because of Xu Yuanfan, and returned to Xu Yuanfan with the scorn and disdain of his relatives and friends and a whole body of pain, what did that person say to him—Ye Yu, I only love you in my life .If one day I change my mind, let me die badly.

Well, the world has changed now, and the heartbroken man is at ease, but he "will not die well".

Ye Yu secretly resented.

Just at this time, the electronic watch in the bedroom clicked, telling the time: "The time is now, in the morning, at six o'clock."

Leng Shou put one leg on Ye Yu's belly, and slept soundly while holding the only two air conditioners on the bed with his hands.

Ye Yu was secretly annoyed, raised her foot and kicked Leng Sha hard on her calf.

Leng Shou woke up with a start, sat up in an instant, hugged his calf and groaned.

"Well……"

Seeing that Leng Sha had a wrong expression, Ye Yu quickly closed his eyes cunningly—pretending to be asleep.

After a while, Leng Sha regained his strength, stretched out his hand and picked up the pillow and beat Ye Yu's waist: "Lao Ye, get up! Don't pretend to be asleep for me! Some kind of kicked me into cramps, so why don't you take responsibility?"

Ye Yu struggled to open his eyes reluctantly, and asked dryly, "How do you want me to be responsible?"

Cold Kill: "You do the cooking, washing dishes, and laundry tasks for a week."

Ye Yu's eyes widened, and he frowned instantly: "I'm not a nanny!!!"

Cold Kill: "Then let me kick you too."

Ye Yu turned into a small mushroom with a "bang", playing tricks without any pressure.

Ever since Ye Yu's secret was discovered by Leng Kill, his attitude towards Leng Kill has become more and more casual.

Ye Yu let go of the empty airs of being an elder, not to mention, from time to time, he would steal some change, and occasionally play tricks; his skills did not improve, but his face became thicker.

While Leng Sha was speechless about Ye Yu's behavior, he secretly delighted in his heart.Ye Yu's attitude towards him is becoming more and more casual, which means that Ye Yu's original defense against him has been eliminated a lot.

Leng Sha rubbed his cramped calf that was kicked by Ye Yu, and thought happily: beating is kissing or scolding is love.In order to overthrow Uncle Yu, the cramps and the like are all trivial.

But then again...

Ye Yu's rambunctious appearance...

Leng Sha subconsciously glanced at the little pink-blue mushroom writhing and crawling under the pillow, it was so cute that his bones were brittle.I really want to pick it up and pinch it a hundred times, what should I do?

Ye Yu will probably hate him to death...

Leng Sha listlessly put away his delusional thoughts of ravaging the little mushrooms, got out of bed with his slippers on, and lazily walked to the closet to get his clothes and changed out of his pajamas.

Leng Sha yawned—he had insomnia last night until 02:30 in the middle of the night before he fell asleep dimly. He couldn't wake up at all right now - now that he was awake, Leng Sha just got up, changed his clothes and prepared to cook.

Ye Yu is unreliable, Leng Sha didn't expect him to get up and cook at all.

Seeing Lao Ye's posture of wanting to wrestle with the pillow into one body - he probably wants to stay in bed until he dies.

Yawning coldly, Leng Sha picked up the quilt and folded it, then took out a towel embroidered with the word "Saturday" from the storage box next to the bed and went into the bathroom to wash up.

Compared with Leng Sha, Ye Yu's minor problems are almost piled up: for example, if the clothes are not washed that day, he has to save a big pot before he is willing to do it; for example, he likes to stay in bed in the morning, and when he is hungry, he pushes Leng Sha to cook; For example, when mopping the floor, I never wring the mop dry, and the house is full of puddles like urine stains, etc. There are countless.

Leng Sha would occasionally criticize Ye Yu's unscrupulous style of work, and every time at this time, Ye Yu would whine and complain in a low voice: "I'm quitting!"

After repeating this several times, Leng Sha gradually got used to the various "situations" that appeared from time to time in life, and felt that those little problems were precisely the cuteness of Uncle Yu.

Breakfast is yogurt, pea cakes and steamed eggs.

Pea cakes are ready-made, so there is no need to make them; that day Ye Yu made a lot of pea cakes and piled them in the refrigerator, cut them into small pieces and put them on the plate.

The yogurt will have to go to the milk ordering point outside the community to get it back later.

As for steamed eggs, this is Ye Yu's favorite.After the water in the small pot boils later, break the eggs into a small stainless steel flat bottom bowl, put them in a steamer and put them on the boiling water pot.

Leng Sha looked at his watch, yawned and stretched.

He made a simple stretch with his arms open and pulled two yogurt subscription cards from under a small clip on the wall by the kitchen entrance.

Leng Sha suddenly realized that his and Ye Yu's current life patterns were surprisingly similar to his long-awaited "happiness".They lived together, trusted each other, and lived happily...

oh!Maybe a faithful pet dog is missing?

If there is another dog, they can go for a walk outside together.Side by side, head to head, whispering words that only each other can understand, it's like a date - every day.