Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu complained secretly: Miss Li Fang, you actually sold out your own brother in one go!Li Yuan will be sad when he finds out! !And cold kill!You actually smiled so ripplingly at an innocent little girl!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! !

Ye Yu gave Leng Sha a sour look.

His eyes glanced at the big words "Toxic Mushroom Pre-selected Spouse" on Leng Kill's forehead, and then he narrowed his eyes quietly.Uncle Yu thought cheaply: I'll let you be proud for a while, and I'll bring it out after the exchange between yoyo and timid mushroom is over, so that he can have a good look at your kid's new title! ! !Let's see how proud you are then, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮~!

Although the child Leng Sha is young and lacks social experience, but this child has high comprehension and strong observation skills, he is simply a legendary "human spirit"; when Ye Yu's aura changes, Leng Sha can vaguely smell it The faint smell of acetic acid in the air.

Thinking of that exciting and inexplicable possibility, Leng Shalan's heart was full of joy, and suddenly he felt that this convenience store didn't look so obtrusive.

"Lao Ye," Leng Sha pretended to be calm and said in a deep voice: "A friend of mine said that there is a water mahjong parlor in the western suburbs, which seems quite unique. Why don't we go there for fun?"

Water mahjong parlor!Aww!That is simply a holy place for chatting, spanking and avoiding the summer heat to pick up girls and watch handsome guys develop JQ!

While Ye Yu's heart was moving, he didn't forget to bargain: "Then...you pay the bill?"

"no problem."

"Is your friend good? Alas, I still don't want to go. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing if I lose all!" Ye Yu hesitated again: "Uh, why don't we gamble?"

Leng Xiao smiled: "How do you want to play?"

Ye Yu: "I lost and put a note on my face???"

For someone Ye's proposal, Leng Kill was extremely contemptuous: "Old Ye!!! Are you a primary school student?! You are ashamed to say such a game."

Ye Yu was obsessed with the idea of ​​coldly killing that "elementary student", and he asked in frustration, "Then how do you play?"

Cold kill: "The loser takes off one piece of clothing."

Ye Yu's expression twisted.

The conservative Lao Ye struggled for a long time before gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay. But the last one can't be taken off."

Sneakingly sneered: "Of course, my friends are all very measured people."

Only then did Ye Yu heave a sigh of relief, with a mean smile on his face: "I've heard that a mahjong parlor has been added to the water park in the western suburbs, but the entrance fee is too expensive. 888 yuan , I was stupid to send money to them."

"Ah."

Seeing the indifferent response to the cold kill, Ye Yu's mind became unbalanced.

The combined monthly salary of him and Xu Yuanfan is only about 7000 yuan, and Xu Yuanfan has to take out a fixed 2000 yuan and send it back to his hometown to supplement his family, and after deducting the rent, water, electricity, gas, transportation, etc., this figure will be reduced by more than half; Ye Yu is so careful, and the phenomenon of waste is serious - if Ye Yu didn't use the spirit of breaking a penny in half to manage the family thriftly, the family surnamed Xu would have gone bankrupt long ago.

Ye Yu visited the water mahjong parlor in the western suburbs once when it was in trial operation. The entrance fee of 888 yuan was a lot of money for Ye Yu at that time; It's almost a big piece of his heart.

So Ye Yu said sourly: "There are money (people)."

Leng Sha was stunned, then reacted, and quickly made a remedy: "Ah! The entrance fee is so expensive? I got my high V card from someone else, and the entrance is free, so I don't know!!!"

Leng Sha and Ye Yu interacted as if no one was around, which really left Li Fang in the cold.

The little girl was overwhelmed with resentment, and she almost picked up a broom and knocked out the two shameless men who were occupying the latrine in front of the checkout counter and were blocking the checkout counter.

If it wasn't for Ye Yu's familiarity with her brother, Miss Li Fangfang would have done this a long time ago!

She endured it for 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

Well, people's patience always has a limit; the little girl Li Fangfang who thought she was well-bred finally couldn't help but ran away. She pointed to the wall watch hanging on the wall beside the gate and said angrily: "Hey, Lao Ye, you have been 'communicating' for half an hour at the cash register! I said, what are you doing in the store? Are you here to find my brother or to find a place to chat?"

Leng Sha's handsome and charming appearance is too lethal to the innocent little girl, so even though Li Fangfang's resentment was overwhelming and she ran away, she didn't point the finger at Leng Sha, but poked the spearhead fiercely at the seemingly easy to bully Ye Yu.

When he was with Xu Yuanfan, Ye Yu was a soft persimmon and was often pinched.

That's why when Uncle Yu faced Miss Li Fangfang's obviously biased accusation, he could calmly blink his eyes a few times and pretend to be pitiful.

Soft persimmons also have a way of survival.

Faced with such a situation where one's own grievances cannot be refuted, Uncle Yu calmly pretended to be surprised and exclaimed "Ah", and then framed Leng Sha: "Oh, I'm just talking, Xiao Leng, didn't you say you want to buy strawberries? Flavored bump condom or something? Why didn't you buy it?"

Strawberry flavored...

Bumps...

Bump Condom OTZ...

Li Fangfang's brain froze instantly.

She quietly glanced at Lengsha.

Leng Sha's face was flushed, and he seemed very shy (that was definitely angry).

The innocent little girl scolded Ye Yu shamelessly, and then said softly with complicated emotions: "That...the one you want is...on the third row of shelves."

Leng Sha, who was severely framed by Ye Yu, wept silently.

Q mouth Q

At this time, it seems that the more you explain, the more suspicious you are?

The more you draw, the darker it gets, Uncle Yu, you really calculated it! ! !

Well... Treacherous!

The treacherous Ye Yu ran home briskly with a look of fullness on his face.

Carrying a "mysterious" black plastic bag in his pocket, Killer Leng followed Ye Yu into the house with a sullen face.Leng Kill thoughtfully locked the door, and conveniently stuffed the "mysterious" black plastic bag into the extremely elastic gap of the fabric sofa (that's where he always used to hide strange things).

"Eh? Angry?" Ye Yu asked.

"No."

Cold Kill is really not angry.

At the moment, the kid's mind is full of adjectives for the box of mysterious objects in the black bag: strawberry flavor, bumps.Thinking coldly, is Ye Yu trying to imply something to me by asking me to buy this?Lao Ye asked me to buy this kind, is it because - he likes it?

囧RZ...Old Ye, I blamed you wrongly. I shouldn't have thought you were an innocent and shy uncle. It turns out that your taste...is so unrestrained and emotional.

Immersed in this out-of-the-ordinary fantasy, I lost sleep...