Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu glanced at Leng Sha disapprovingly, and said leisurely: "Why are you so thick-skinned?! It's so ugly to say. I'm not sticking to trifles!"

Leng Sha pulled open the door sullenly and stuffed Yoyo in, then got into the car himself.

Ye Yu, the thick-skinned uncle, hit a soft nail here in Lengsha.He was not annoyed, he just opened the car door with a smile and got in, and sat obediently next to Yoyo.

The driver master reminded: "Start, the rear door should be closed."

The next moment, the car fell into a brief silence.

Ye Yu dozed off calmly leaning against the back of the chair.

But Leng Sha couldn't hold his breath first, the child first turned his head to take a look at Ye Yu, and then took another sneak peek after a while. "Lao Ye," Leng Sha asked slowly, "Are you angry?"

Ye Yu put his face up and pretended to be dead, pretending not to hear Leng Sha's question, but unfortunately his smiling face betrayed his wretched heart.

Leng Sha carefully observed Ye Yu several times, seeing him put on such a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, he was secretly relieved.Leng Sha thought: Since Lao Ye still has the mood to play tricks, he must not be really angry.

Leng Sha secretly spurned Ye Yu, thinking to himself, Lao Ye, you should try your best to pretend!Don't you just want Xiaoye to take the initiative to show weakness?no way!

Speechless all the way.

Since Lao Ye and Leng Sha both care about face, the two of them were silent all the way, neither of them willing to speak first.

Ye Yu didn't hesitate to say "You pay the bill" until he got off the car, then hurriedly picked up Yoyo and jumped out of the car.

As soon as yoyo got out of the car door, she grabbed the clothes on Ye Yu's chest in horror, and the little thing's forehead suddenly became a little transparent. With a crying voice, yoyo whispered to Ye Yu: "Dad...Dad...I, I, I, I can't hold it anymore."

"Huh?" Ye Yu said, "Didn't you just pee before you left the house?"

Yoyo blushed, and explained in a voice like a mosquito: "It's not peeing, it's... It's because I'm going back to my original shape..."

Ye Yu shouted: "After you leveled up, I also looked at your attribute description. It clearly said on the card that yoyo you can transform into an adult after LV4, without time restrictions. You are the most reliable in the plant kingdom." Transform into a plant!" After saying this, Ye Yu stared suspiciously at Yoyo's small face.

Yoyo's face turned redder, and the translucent area on her forehead became larger.The little thing replied nervously: "I, I...my 'reliability' is divided into states...it is reliable when there are few people, and there are many people...I, I, I am too nervous...I can't perform well .”

"Oh cake seller, yoyo, you must hold on! This is a big place, if you become a little mushroom, we will all be finished."

"I, I, I... I can't stand it anymore..." Yoyo was crying, looking like she might cry at any time.

Ye Yu hugged Yoyo tightly, grabbed someone from the side and shouted anxiously: "Brother! Is there a toilet near here?!" Ye Yu wanted to hug Yoyo into the toilet.There's always a shutter in the toilet, so it doesn't matter if yoyo can't hold back and change back, as long as no one sees it.However, Ye Yu's act of looking for the toilet in a hurry was directly interpreted by a passer-by who didn't know the truth as the word "urgency to urinate".

The bald, fat uncle glanced at Ye Yu with a clear gaze that any man could understand, and pointed in a direction: "It's the corner over there."

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It is estimated that this fat uncle directly equated Ye Yu with words such as "frequent urination, urgent urination, and endless urination".Uncle Yu understood, the villain in his heart had already rushed out with tears in his eyes.

The heart is one thing, and the surface is another.

Ye Yu pretended to be calm and said "thank you", and ran towards the public toilet with her long legs.

Yoyo hung in Ye Yu's arms and yelled in horror: "Hurry up!"

Really...

Chickens and dogs jump.

After Ye Yu came out of the toilet, he held back a smile and asked coldly, "Where is yoyo? Old Ye, you must have forgotten yoyo in a hurry to go to the toilet, right?"

Ye Yu touched his pocket and pinched a soft mushroom with his fingers. His face turned black, obviously recalling some very bad memories.

Cold kill: "What's wrong? Where's yoyo???"

Ye Yu: "Don't mention yoyo to me!"

There was a muffled bang when yoyo returned to its original shape, causing Ye Yu's neighbor to thump the partition of the public toilet, and cursed loudly: "Did you stuff a landmine in your chrysanthemum, you bastard? You fart so loudly! !!"

Disgraceful to grandma's house.

Ye Yu became angry from embarrassment, and in a fit of anger, his hands became stronger, and he almost crushed yoyo's small mushroom cap.

Under the pain, yoyo cried loudly—this little mushroom that defies common sense was like a watering can when it cried, and the liquid gushing out from under the umbrella directly wet Ye Yu’s pants—this situation is simply yellow. Mud smeared on the crotch, it was either poop or shit.

What was even more unlucky was that after Ye Yu opened the partition with a yoyo in his mouth, the person next door just finished untying his hand.He glanced at Ye Yu and was astonished: "Look at you, thin and small, you fart so powerfully, it's like shooting a cannon...Brother, you really belong!"

Ye Yu's expression at that time was probably similar to that of a clean freak who was forced to swallow hundreds of live flies.

The cold kill didn't know, and he went inside, only thinking that Ye Yu was annoyed by Yoyo's inappropriate words.He frowned and said, "Old Ye, no matter what, yoyo is just a child. Why are you angry with him? Now that there are so many traffickers, it's not good for you to leave him in the public toilet... Sigh, you wait here , I'll go get him."

Ye Yu suddenly grabbed Leng Kill's wrist to stop Leng Kill's actions.

"do not go."

Leng Sha was stunned for a moment, his expression was a little unnatural: "Ye Yu, do I think you can be so stingy? What did he do wrong to make you like this? He is your son!"

Ye Yu was embarrassed.

Faced with the question of cold killing, Ye Yu hesitated for a moment, and slowly took out the wet ghost mushroom from his pocket. Yoyo's mushroom stem is a little smaller than his, it is a small blue, translucent mushroom.Seeing the cold kill, the little mushroom squeezed its two gem-like eyes embedded in the small translucent cap, and a large tear leaked out from the folds under the cap. "This is..." Leng Sha poked the ghost mushroom suspiciously.

Yoyo's mushroom stalk moved, and a transparent filament floated out from under the canopy and quickly climbed up Leng Kill's finger. It took advantage of the force to swing in mid-air, and then "swished" into Leng Kill's cuff.

Ye Yu snorted with complicated emotions, and said in a low voice, "yoyo."

Cold Kill: "Huh?"

Ye Yu: "The one who got into your clothes just now is my son."

Cold killing thought to himself: Sure enough, is Mushroom Dad's son also a little mushroom?

Alas, yoyo's original form is actually like a peanut, smaller than Ye Yu.After that, if there was a conflict among the family of three, Ye Yu and Yoyo would turn into their original forms and roll into the crack of the sofa—wouldn’t it be that they disappeared?

This is how to do ah! (Hey, the point is not this, okay?!)

Leng Sha shook off those strange thoughts in his head, and pressed the little thing that was scrambling in his shirt with one hand.

The soft and small touch under the fingers instantly melted Leng Kill's heart.