Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu took the initiative to kiss coldly, and it was a double attack on the cheek and lips.

But the one surnamed Ye apparently forgot that he hadn't rinsed his mouth yet.Ye Yu just "gnawed" Leng Kill with a mouth full of toothpaste, and directly left two special lip marks on Leng Kill's face.

Killing this baby coldly is also dumbfounded, the reflex arc is as long as the captain of the river crab.After being smeared with toothpaste foam on his face, he stood there for a while before finally feeling something strange about the skin of his face and mouth being kissed; Leng Sha stretched out his hand to touch the sticky half-dry foam.

Ow! ! !

Leng Sha, who was a bit of a clean freak, screamed in his heart.

He couldn't help showing a disgusted expression, squinted at Ye Yu, and complained in a low voice: "You, you...you, Lao Ye, why didn't you wash your mouth and kiss...toothpaste on your face will grow Acne! You disfigured me."

Leng Sha is young, so he naturally cares about his appearance almost like a tortoise.This kid always keeps himself extremely clean, and is dressed as delicately as a BJD doll drawn by a master hand.

The first time Ye Yu saw Leng Sha, he thought this kid was the best.

Kill this person coldly, he looks handsome from a distance, but looks pretty up close.

When Ye Yu saw Leng Sha the first time, he quietly praised in his heart, "Wow! Long eyebrows, big eyes, deep eye sockets, high nose bridge, small chin, pink lips, tear mole! So cute!"

Especially that tear mole, why is it so attractive?

When he approached Lengsha, Ye Yu realized that the spot under the corner of this kid's eye was not a tear mole, but it was clearly a heart-shaped tatoo tattoo!

Thinking of tattoos, Ye Yu thought of the cat with its tail hooked on Lengsha's lower back.

In an instant, many thoughts flashed through Ye Yu's mind: Leng Sha's strange attitude towards him these days; The things I associate with include Xu Yuanfan's absent-minded attitude when he invited him back; and the phrase "I like you" that Leng Sha said.

Ye Yu was a little moved, but suddenly felt that she was too naive.How can there be love at first sight in this world?

The so-called liking is just a product of various factors fueling the flames and abnormal secretion of hormones.

Ye Yu always thought so, after experiencing Xu Yuanfan's betrayal, he didn't believe in the so-called love at first sight even more.

It's almost the same when you see a chicken moving, and when you see a bed sheet.

Ye Yu shook her head vigorously, shaking off all the unrealistic thoughts in her mind.

Leng Sha also saw Ye Yu's entanglement.

Leng Sha frowned slightly, and while taking out a wet towel to wipe off the toothpaste foam on his face, he said to Ye Yu: "Lao Ye! Think about what else you need to prepare, and change into formal clothes by the way. Come with me to send yoyo to school later."

oh! yoyo is going to school!

Upon receiving the news, Ye Yu instantly recovered from her tangled thoughts.He turned around smartly, ran into the bathroom to rinse his mouth, and quickly wiped his face with cold water.

His head stuck out from the bathroom door, he grinned and asked Leng Sha: "Hey, Xiao Leng, do I look energetic enough?"

Leng Sha was overwhelmed by the cautious appearance of Ye Yu, an ugly daughter-in-law who looked like her parents-in-law, as if a group of grass-mud horses galloped past her heart.

The corners of Leng Sha's lips twitched slightly: "Lao Ye, you are..."

The reason why Lengsha collapsed so much is because Ye Yu, an unreliable guy, used cold water to smooth all his bangs to the top of his head. If the water was replaced with hair oil, Ye Yu's look would look like the first in "Harry Potter". Draco Malfoy, the back-haired blond boy in the Ministry.

Well, this look is really handsome, but but but but~~ Uncle Yu, you can just flirt in your heart, and even send your children to school with such a scary look, what do you want to do) Hey!

Leng Sha carefully considered the words, and suggested conservatively: "Well, Ye Yu, actually, I think your usual hairstyle is very energetic."

"Really?" Ye Yu said, "But I haven't trimmed my bangs recently, they are too long and a bit girly."

"No mother, no mother! She looks handsome!" Leng Sha wept silently, thinking that Ye Yu, you look like a little white sheep, what kind of masculinity do you need?Just lie down obediently and let me eat it up.

It's a pity that if it is so powerful, Leng Sha only dares to think about it in his mind.In the past few days, Leng Sha had been in love with his left and right hands several times, and felt that life was really boring and bitter.

If he liked Ye Yu a little less, he probably wouldn't be so timid; if he liked Ye Yu a little more cruel and selfish, he would probably have wiped out Lao Ye long ago!

He glanced at Ye Yu sadly, and sighed quietly.

Facing the bleak "results" and the bleak "future", Leng Sha felt extremely depressed.

Lengsha even thought sadly, if Ye Yu's kiss just a little bit more erotic (crab) and only needed a little more, he would have a reason to counterattack and take advantage of the opportunity to tear Lao Ye's belt and go deeper...

What a great opportunity!

Leng Sha glanced at Ye Yu indignantly, and cursed inwardly: To tease others and refuse to take it seriously!Uncle, you did it on purpose!It must be intentional!

Ye Yu hummed a little tune.

It's a song from the cartoon "Big Thief", because the song is very cool from the lyrics to the tune, and it fits Ye Yu's current state of mind very well.

At this time, a taxi happened to stop in front of Leng Kill, who reached out to hail a taxi.

The window of that car was open, so the taxi driver listened to Ye Yu's libretto word for word, and his shoulders trembled with laughter.

Ye Yu approached him familiarly, sighed exaggeratedly, and said: "Xiaosheng, I have been running around in the rivers and lakes for many years, and this song has been sung all over the country. This big brother, you are the first one who did not pay for it."

The driver was bold, he hooked his chin towards Ye Yu and Leng Sha, and said loudly: "Get in the car, two brothers, for the sake of happiness, the starting price will be waived for you." In other words, one kilometer Free delivery within.

Ye Yu: "Brother, let me give you another paragraph."

Master driver: "...I can't avoid it anymore! I have an eighty-year-old mother who needs to seek medical advice; I have..."

Ye Yu: "Don't talk about it buddy, it's not easy to make a living these days, I understand!"

"..."

The driver is really silent this time.

Ye Yu looks very serious at first glance, but after getting in touch with him for a long time, you will find that no matter what he does, it is difficult for him to be serious-he is either smiling or making jokes.Making peace with the mud and watching the excitement are his housekeeping skills.

Leng Sha couldn't help leaning into Ye Yu's ear and asked, "Why did you grow so thick?!"

Ye Yu glanced at Leng Sha disapprovingly, and said leisurely: "Why are you so thick-skinned?! It's so ugly to say. I'm not sticking to trifles!"