Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu clenched her fist and said solemnly, "He is my first girlfriend!"

puff--

Uncle Ye, you can break it! ! !

Whose first love girlfriend would choose a name like "Xu Yuanfan" that looks like a pure man? !Is your first girlfriend Barbie King Kong from MB?

It was the first time in this life that Leng Sha took the initiative to chase someone else, and the target was a man (Ye Yu): Considering Lao Ye's psychological feelings, Leng Sha was careful in every way, lest he accidentally said or did something wrong and stimulated Ye Yu.To deal with this relationship, Lengsha's original plan was to approach Ye Yu in a "peaceful way" first, then wear down his vigilance bit by bit, and finally...

But but but——damn Lao Ye, he already has a man! ! !

The more Leng Sha thought about it, the more unhappy he became, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.

The more he looked at Ye Yu, the more he looked like a little slut who was swept away by others, wrapped in bed, touched, kissed, whipped and beaten.All men in love have a negative IQ, so the rationality of coldly killing the little friend was defeated by the anger. He pressed Ye Yu's head back to the pillow with a "babble", pointed it at Ye Yu's mouth and gnawed it go down.

Sucking, biting, and grinding are indispensable.

During this process, Ye Yu was as sluggish as a puppet.

It took a long time before he recovered from the numbness of his lips.Ye Yu's face turned red and turned into a cooked shrimp. He jumped up with a scream of "Aww", but sadly found that the room was empty.

Kill this smart baby coldly, and then hide after kissing.

Ye Yu touched her mouth in a complicated mood, thinking sadly: Damn it must be swollen.

Why are you running so fast?As a result, Lao Tzu couldn't even perform the first scene of "Crying, making trouble and hanging himself three times"!

Day, my innocence!

Oh, well, innocent or something, it was fed to a bad dog named "Xu Yuanfan" N years ago.

Will it be too cheap to settle the score with him next time I see Leng Sha?

The answer is: yes.

If the naughty kid coldly kills him and says "Uncle, I'm just joking", then Ye Yu will be too "unreasonable" if he pursues it further. After all, for today's "young people", it is more excessive "Joke" is nothing.

Ye Yu struggled: Is this the only way to forget it?

Ye Yu took out the phone from under the pillow, and calmed down his chaotic emotions before dialing the number to Lengsha.

The other party connected quickly, "Hello."

Ye Yu: "Hello."

"..."

"..."

Leng Sha: "Ahem, that master, actually I don't mean anything else, I just woke up and my brain is not working well. You kissed me first, I thought it would be too much of a loss if I didn't kiss, so I... "

Ye Yu: "..."

Cold killing: "Master, I was wrong, little slave! Can I go back and kowtow to you to admit my mistake?"

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"I don't need to kowtow or anything," Ye Yu pretended to be magnanimous. After all, he had to rely on Xiao Leng's children's shoes to help him sell watermelons, didn't he?Ye Yu turned to ask, "Admit your mistake, it depends on your sincerity."

Lengsha chuckled: "I am very sincere, little slave, and promise something with my body, as long as you open your mouth..."

"You have a good idea! Ah! I am so mad! Damn Xiao Leng, you know you are taking advantage of me~! Originally, I just wanted to ask you to bring me a breakfast, but you are so insincere, so you are responsible for buying a washing machine at home Let’s go! Want a fully automatic, high-end product with a drying function!” You son of a bitch took advantage of me, and I told you to bleed, Ye Yu smiled, “Well, if I don’t see you at noon When you get to the washing machine, don't enter the house."

Leng Sha said angrily: "Master, you are blackmailing Chi Guoguo!"

Ye Yu: "Sincerity, sincerity."

Cold Kill: "..."

Ye Yu suddenly felt that it might not be a bad thing to have a "generous" co-tenant.

But he soon became worried again, after all, he couldn't maintain his human form all the time.Every 48 hours, the Potato Transformation card has a one-hour skill cooldown.In other words, Ye Yu's "transformation skill" can keep him transformed into a human form for 48 hours. After 48 hours, he will be beaten back to his original form like Cinderella after midnight.

Imagine if Ye Yu and Leng Sha sat face to face and gnawed on watermelon when Comrade Ye’s transformation skills just failed, and Ye Yu shrank instantly, turning into a small pink-blue mushroom the size of a thumb...

Well, that scene must have been terrifying.

What should I do if the swelling is touched?Ye Yu rested her chin and thought hard.

The solution is not something that can be figured out just by "thinking".

Ye Yu thought for a while, but didn't think of any good coping strategies.

It’s okay to say if there is an emergency, but the current situation is: Lengsha is about to move in as a co-tenant. This house is a single apartment: one bedroom and one living room. The designer seems to be promoting some kind of lone ranger. The bedroom is designed to be very large, but the living room is so small that only a coffee table and two simple sofas can be placed.

The living room must not be inhabited.The height of the cold kill is so high that it is comfortable to sleep on a bed more than two meters high, but the problem is that after removing the passage for people to walk, there is simply no room for such a large bed in the living room.

As for the kitchen and bathroom, don't even think about it. Who in this world lives in a closet except "Harry Potter"?

Could it be that Leng Sha changed his name to "Cupboard Boy" or "Toilet Boy"?

Oh!

Give me a break! ! !

Then there is only one last possibility, adding a bed in the bedroom to kill cold.

So the question arises: if Leng Sha lives with Ye Yu, Ye Yu can hide the secret of his transformation once, twice, or even hundreds of times, but as long as Leng Sha still lives under the same roof as Ye Yu, Sleeping under the same ceiling - no matter how careful Ye Yu is, his secrets will be exposed to Leng Sha's nose - it's just a matter of time.

Ye Yu was depressed for a while, but couldn't think of any good countermeasures, so she simply stopped thinking about this problem.

Ye Yu got up quickly, and wiped her face with cold water in the bathroom.He tried his best to adjust himself to a state of "full fighting spirit", and then flashed into the space in a flash - he still had something to do.

Don’t forget, Ye Yu and Leng Kill just reached a verbal agreement on the supply and demand of watermelons: Ye Yu is responsible for providing high-quality, natural watermelons to Leng Kill’s relative’s supermarket; Asking for money——Because Ye Yu doesn't have a legal ID card, and naturally doesn't have a bank card protected by law, so what Ye Yu, a sleazy uncle, wants is cash.

This means that when Leng Kill gives money to Ye Yu, he must attach a large suitcase or suitcase as a gift.

Sure enough, ==+, such a cunning style...

Uncle Yu, you calculated it, right?) Hello? !