Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Leng Sha shook his head hastily, and patted Ye Yu's shoulder with a suppressed smile.He said solemnly: "Master, I am optimistic about you! Melon dealer~~~~ That has a bright future..."

Do not wear flattery.

Ye Yu was so comfortable being photographed coldly, he immediately twisted triumphantly, burrowed into the kitchen, pretended to dig out the cupboard for a while, but actually summoned half a frozen pea from the space. watermelon.Holding the half of the watermelon in one hand, and a watermelon knife in the other, he quickly walked up to Leng Sha, and cut the half of the melon into small pieces with a few neat knives.

"Uncle Yu" proudly picked a piece and handed it to Killer Leng, proudly said: "Try it, it's this kind of melon."

Probably because Ye Yu's expression was too proud, or maybe he was dazzled by Ye Yu's shining smile, Leng Sha subconsciously developed a strong interest in that piece of watermelon.

He couldn't wait to take a bite, it was sandy and sweet, with a refreshing coolness.Leng Sha didn't expect that the unattractive watermelon was unexpectedly delicious.

Leng Sha gnawed the piece of melon calmly, then raised his head to look at Ye Yu, and asked slowly, "Is this the kind of melon you want to sell?"

Ye Yu nodded triumphantly, and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Leng Sha also imitated Ye Yu's appearance and nodded his head sharply, squinting his eyes and said with a smile: "It's delicious, the things that the master rewards are all the most delicious in the world~"

Ye Yu was stunned: "I knew it, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮"

Leng Xiao smiled: "I said, Lao Ye, are you planning to borrow a flatbed truck to sell on the street?"

Ye Yu: "Of course it's not selling. It's so tiring to sell melons one by one. I'm going to take those watermelons to find a fruit stand to sell them."

"Fruit stand?" Leng Sha rubbed his chin for a moment, then asked in a deep voice, "Lao Ye, where did you find this kind of watermelon? How many are there from the supplier? Are you doing it for someone else or..."

Ye Yu gave Leng Sha a vigilant look: "This is my unique watermelon, and what you asked are all commercial secrets, so I can't comment~!"

"It's good to be unique." Leng Slaughter picked up another piece and took a bite. With his mouth full of watermelon juice, he mumbled to Ye Yu, "Old Ye, why don't you sell me all these watermelons. My family... a My relative owns a chain supermarket, so I don’t have to worry about selling these melons. Well, the fat and water don’t flow to outsiders’ fields, right?”

Ye Yu said calmly, "How much can you want?" I have a lot of goods in my hand, and if they are exclusively for your family, if you can't sell them, wouldn't I be at a disadvantage? !

Lengsha raised his eyebrows: "How much can you supply?" My relative's supermarket is very large, and your little watermelon will not worry about selling, so you can buy as much as you want.

Ye Yu turned to ask: "Xiao Leng, are you in charge?" Can you, a little kid, be able to beat the board in your relative's supermarket?

Leng Sha: "It's a trivial matter." I can take care of this kind of trivial matter.

Ye Yu's heart moved: "Then how much do you plan to buy my little melons for a catty?" He pretended to be simple and honest, in order to reduce the vigilance of the enemy.

Cold kill: "The wholesale price of ordinary melons near Greentown is 6 cents per catty. If the melons you send are as sweet as this one, we can buy them at 8 cents per catty."

Ye Yu stretched out a finger tentatively: "One yuan?"

Leng Sha glanced at Ye Yu: "Old Ye! I have already given enough. Your melon is delicious, but I can buy it as a package, right? You can't make me lose too much!"

Ye Yu accepted it as soon as it was ready, picked up a piece of melon, took a bite, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's make a deal at the price you said."

Leng Sha asked persistently: "Lao Ye, where did you get this melon, why..."

Ye Yu gave a cold look: "This is a natural melon that my fellow countryman smuggled from my hometown ~ a natural melon grown in a nature reserve!" (Blow, you can blow it hard!)

For Ye Yu's rhetoric, Leng Sha naturally refused to believe it.Natural melons are possible, but Ye Yu said that this melon "grows in the nature reserve". If you say this, it's okay for Aunt Mengmeng Wuzhi. Ye Yu, do you still want to be killed coldly?

Fortunately, Ye Yu and Leng Sha are Zhou Yu and Huang Gai: one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, and the two get along harmoniously.

That night, Ye Yu had a dream.

He dreamed that he was wearing leather clothes and pants, holding a whip in his hand, urging the row of watermelon pitchers in the space to produce watermelons viciously; Dare to think of an independent villa, the kind with a garden.

The shameless Xu Yuanfan fell to his knees and grabbed his trousers, crying and begging for his forgiveness.

Ye Yu graciously forgave him, and then he and Xu Yuanfan kissed all the way from the gate to the luxury bathtub in the big villa with garden, and then...for the first time in his life, Ye Yu woke up with a smile.

In a dazed state that was not yet fully awake, Ye Yu touched the face of the person next to the pillow, and then took the initiative to lean forward and took a "boo", eyes half-closed, and said vaguely: "My dear, good morning."

Ye Yu waited for a long time with her eyes closed, only to find that the other party did not kiss back.

"MD Xu Yuanfan, what the hell are you doing? You won't even give me a good morning kiss..."

Leng Sha covered his face and looked at Ye Yu in shock: "Lao Ye! You actually... actually..."

Ye Yu got stuck in an instant: "It's...it's...it's..."

Leng Sha suddenly realized that the person Ye Yu asked for a kiss just now was actually called "Xu Yuanfan"! ! !Such a masculine name is obviously not Ye Yu's girlfriend.

Lengsha yelled in his heart: Brother Rita, did someone get there first? ==! ! !

The drowsiness of Leng Sha was completely dispelled by the three words "Xu Yuanfan".

He opened his eyes wide, poked Ye Yu's waist and asked loudly: "Ah, who is Xu Yuanfan? Lao Ye! Please tell the truth!! Please piss!!!"

Ye Yu wept silently.

He hurriedly pulled himself out of the quilt, and pointed at Leng Sha with trembling fingers: "You, you, you, you! Didn't you say that you want to sleep on the floor by yourself? Why did you crawl into my bed?! "

Leng Sha strongly condemned Ye Yu's behavior of stealing the sky and changing the sun. He glanced at Ye Yu's waist and abdomen with contempt, and said loudly: "Master, don't worry, I am not interested in Bai Zhanji's uncle."

Ye Yu was so stimulated by the words of cold killing that his blood was suffocated in his heart, and he almost spewed blood and fell to the ground to die.

Leng Sha persevered and continued to ask: "By the way, master, is Xu Yuanfan your sex buddy? Or the 'that' man in your heart? Speaking of which, the expression you had just hugged me and asked for a kiss was really... tsk tsk..."

Ye Yu tried to argue: "Xu Yuanfan is not a man!"

"Then what is he?" Leng Sha showed an interested look: "Don't tell me it's your golden retriever or something, this kind of rhetoric is too old-fashioned! It's not creative!"

Ye Yu clenched her fist and said solemnly, "He is my first girlfriend!"

puff--

Uncle Ye, you can break it! ! !