me and my monster neighbor

Where did this quack doctor come from?

So likable.

Xu Lale looked at Doctor Lu with admiration, and his affection doubled.

After receiving the authoritative certification from Dr. Luji, Tang Siniang's last doubts about the fetus in Xu Lala's womb completely dissipated. She cleverly smiled and said, "Hey! No wonder I felt so sweet when I smelled the estrus hormone on your body yesterday!"

Tang Siniang put her hands behind her back, leaned over, leaned close to Xu Lai and sniffed it again, and smiled again: "It's really sweet, fragrant and sweet, with the floral fragrance of peony and orange blossom, and a faint scent of sandalwood~"

Xu Lai pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled perfunctorily, guessing that she was talking about the middle and base notes of the perfume.

The atmosphere was warm, and Director Luo hurriedly took out the registration form for settlement, handed a pen to Xu Lai, and said with a smile on his face: "First, simply register the basic information, and I will report it to the higher-level Yaokou Statistics Bureau later, and your identity verification will also be done." Synchronization Update."

Xu Lai took the form, and on the top of the form were "Permanent Resident Yaokou Registration Card" in seven bold characters.

The registration content is very simple, with only a few items. Xu Lai filled in his name, he filled in 17 in the age field, and then filled in a zero.

There are four options for the following marital status:

Male[_] Female[_] Hermaphrodite[_] Asexual[_]

Xu Lale checked the third one.

There's another sub-fork under "Androgyny," again subdivided into five options:

Viviparous[_]Oviparous[_]Egg-born[_]Wetborn[_]Chemicalborn[_]

Xu Lala hardly thought about it, and turned the pen tip to the third item again.

The graphite core of the pencil has just moved downwards in the space behind "Dansheng", draws a point, and is about to raise the pen upwards obliquely. Director Luo, who has been standing next to Xu Lai and watching Xu Lai filling in the information, suddenly drinks, scaring Xu Lala's hands trembled.

Xu Lala turned his head, and saw Director Luo's face was more shocked than he was, trembling with his thick lips trembling: "Little comrade, you stone spirits...are you egg-born creatures?"

Egg-laying is also different from egg-laying. The shell is hard and has a fixed shape, which is egg-laying, and the shell is soft or only wrapped by a layer of membrane.

Upon hearing this, Tang Siniang, who was next to her, quickly squeezed over to grab a look at the settlement form that Xu Lai had filled out.

I saw the blank space after the "Dan Sheng" option, because of the shaking of Xu Lai's hand, a stroke was inserted into the sky, and it was drawn into the area of ​​the upper two lines.

This stroke can be said to be very arrogant.

Xu Lala couldn't figure out why Director Luo's reaction was a little excited, and he couldn't tell the good from the bad, so he could only vaguely say: "In my inherited memory... it seems to be born from eggs."

The little doctor Luji shook hands nervously, and said in a low voice: "Well... Actually, when I just helped Mr. Lala do a routine checkup, I did feel that the fetus in Mr. Lala's abdomen looked like an egg, but, because I I really don't know much about stone spirits, and I didn't dare to make a conclusion just now..."

Hearing this, Director Luo and Tang Siniang looked at each other with wooden expressions.

Tang Siniang took a breather first, squeezed a weak fist and hit Director Luo's shoulder, and said, "Go and call the Ovary Protection Association!!"

Director Luo trembled all over his body, and with a sudden shock, he opened his round mouth and replied repeatedly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh——"

Xu Lai: "?"

Director Luo was so surprised that Tang Siniang eagerly took Xu Lai's hand and sat down.

Xu Lale learned from Tang Siniang that "Ovary" refers to a fertile egg-born monster.

Xu Lala felt very guilty, and said with an awkward smile, "So..."

Tang Siniang opened her eyes wide and said enviously, "So Ovary's identity is equivalent to a gold medal for avoiding death!"

Hearing this, Xu Lala immediately regained his spirits and even straightened his back.

Xu Lai once again was popularized as "it's not easy to become a demon", Tang Siniang sighed online: "It's not easy for us to cultivate into a demon. As long as there is a demon in every race who cultivates into a spirit, it is the hope and glory of the whole village. Naturally, the rate of becoming a demon is really low. Obviously The combination of two monsters will have a greater chance of giving birth to the second generation of monsters, and it can save hundreds of years of training time and survival risks. Therefore, letting the offspring inherit the excellent genes of their parents is the ultimate goal of future development and popularization, but it is difficult to implement The coefficient is huge, and cross-species unions are mostly aborted, and it is even more whimsical to match up with a suitable opposite-sex couple of the same kind..."

Speaking of this, Tang Siniang grabbed Xu Lala's hands, and the conversation changed again, her tone changed from mournful to passionate: "Dawn is born in the night, and the moment of excitement has finally arrived! After the unremitting efforts of the scientific research team, finally - the research results It shows that the egg-born female monster can accept the cross-species combination, and can perfectly preserve the excellent genes of the same parent!"

While publishing the scientific research results, the research team named the group of egg-born fertile monsters Ovary, which represents a precious group.

Ovary is generally suitable for cross-species reproduction. As long as the difference in demon power is not too great, the miscarriage rate can be controlled to the lowest line. The fetuses born successfully can not only retain the excellent genes of the father to the greatest extent, but also have a chance to inherit a small part of the mother's traits .

For example, if the mother body is a bird and the father body is a beast, the fetus born is a beast of the same family as the father body, and there is a very small probability that it can inherit the power of the mother body.And the stronger the mother's body, the higher the probability of the fetus inheriting the mother's traits.

Therefore, experts will also evaluate and rank the rarity of each race of Ovary.

There is no doubt that the Ovary group is the key to the reproduction and growth of the monster race, so even if the monster race follows the survival rule of "the weak eat the strong", the relevant protection laws have been issued for Ovary, which clearly guarantees the protection of Ovary who actively cooperates to complete the reproduction task. Multiple benefits.

The Ovary Conservation Society also came into being.

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Tang Siniang said that Ovary was extremely precious, but Xu Lai only felt that Ovary's belly was state-owned real estate under the so-called protection law. To put it even worse, Ovary itself was a state-owned mobile delivery room.

Tang Siniang said excitedly: "Lae, you will definitely be evaluated as an Ovary with a medium rarity, maybe it will be above the medium! You see, the other stone spirits of the same clan as you are all stupid big men with mental retardation , and you are a stone spirit with thought and soul that is rare in thousands of years! Besides, there has not been a precedent for cross-species mating with a stone spirit as a mother before you. Your genetic advantage is still unknown. You are a brand new cross-species hybrid. Possibly, you will definitely become a hot seller!"

Tang Siniang was extremely excited, and even praised Xu Lai in every possible way.

Xu Lala felt that "becoming a hot item" was unnecessary, and the only thing he cared about throughout the whole process was "the identity of Ovary is equivalent to winning the gold medal for avoiding death".

Director Luo finally recovered from the shock, his old face flushed with emotion, and said: "Little monsters like us with low bloodlines and low mana, usually have no chance to come into contact with Ovary, Sansheng is lucky! Sansheng is lucky!"

As soon as Tang Siniang heard him talk about his presence, she turned her head and urged him impatiently: "Why are you still here! Why don't you call the Yaokou Registration Office and the Ovary Association!"

Director Luo slapped himself on the forehead as soon as he heard it: "Yes, yes, I will call right away!"

The little doctor Lu Ji huddled in the corner alone, unable to get in a word.

Director Luo was about to leave the house excitedly on crutches, but Xu Lai called to him, and this time he cautiously asked about the situation in advance: "Well, after registering with the Ovary Association, will there be any trouble?"

Tang Siniang asked puzzled, "What's the trouble?"

Xu Lai wondered: "After all, I already have a fetus in my stomach. Unauthorized pregnancy does not belong to the fertility task assigned by the Ovary Association. Will they treat the child in my stomach..."

Tang Siniang directly interrupted Xu Lala's words, and patted the back of his hand to reassure him: "They will not embarrass the child in your womb, let alone you. The Ovary protection law also applies to you."

The Ovary Protection Act is the only protective law in the monster society, and it is applicable and only applicable to Ovary who are actively cooperating with the birth work.

There are two basic rights and interests: one is that Ovary's life is protected by the Supreme Law, and the other is that the fetus in Ovary's womb is also protected at the same level as the mother's body.

The reason is very simple. Ovary's reproductive system is too expensive, and the external force may cause great harm to Ovary, and the sequelae will not be worth the loss.

Tang Siniang: "What's more, the child in your womb is still the first child. Experts also need to refer to it when evaluating your Ovary rarity level."

As a worker of the Women's Federation, Tang Siniang also knew more about Ovary-related matters than ordinary demons.

Tang Siniang also said: "The unregistered and single Ovary is the most dangerous. If ordinary males find out that you are also an Ovary at this time, in order to keep their offspring, they will try their best to imprison you! Rape you! Possess you! And just like what Director Luo said just now, how can a little monster with low bloodlines and low mana see Ovary? ..."

After Tang Siniang finished speaking, she couldn't help shivering. She rubbed her chest and rejoiced that "fortunately, it's in Zhongnan Cave", and as soon as she raised her chin, she urged Director Luo in a vicious voice: "Why are you dawdling! Hurry up and call Ah! Helping La La register for Ovary certification is a top priority, and this cannot be delayed!"

Director Luo didn't dare to talk back, he obediently asked Xu Lai for the settlement registration form, and walked out of the house while supporting his old waist, Xu Lai didn't stop him this time.

Xu Lai had a good calculation in his mind: the Ovary Association protected him and the child in his stomach according to the law, and the stone eggs he stuffed in his clothes would never hatch. Doesn't that mean his death-free gold medal is a permanent gold medal?

Xu Lala was in a good mood, seeing the little doctor Luji sitting alone in a corner, he took the initiative to talk to him: "Doctor Luji doesn't know much about our Shishijing, but he can detect that I am born from eggs and not from viviparous by just doing a simple pregnancy test. Are you really It's amazing."

Doctor Luji shook his head shyly, very modestly.

Xu Lala's affection for Dr. Luji not only stems from the fact that Xiaolu has always been a docile and cute incarnation in the eyes of humans, but also because Dr. Luji's poor medical skills saved his life...

This story can be called: quack doctor saves lives.

Xu Lale said gratefully, "I should really award you a certificate of 'Little Miracle Doctor'."

Doctor Luji blushed.

Tang Siniang rushed to answer: "Xiaolu's family already has a pennant of 'Little Miracle Doctor'!"

Xu Lala was surprised and said, "Huh?"

There is actually a monster who sent a glorious pennant?

Tang Siniang gave Dr. Luji a thumbs up, and happily helped him spread his glorious deeds to the world: "That pennant was given by Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu. Back then, Mrs. Niu had a dystocia, and almost couldn't keep it. Fortunately, our little genius doctor took care of it. This is the only way to keep the big one!"

Xu Lale:?

Are you sure it wasn't because of the little miracle doctor that the little one couldn't be saved?

Xu Lale didn't dare to ask.