me and my monster neighbor

Director Luo submitted Xu Lai's residence information to Yaokou Statistics Bureau, and the normal procedure would take about a week.

Although the formalities have not yet been completed, Director Luo has already made great fanfare to hold a grand and grand neighbor welcome meeting for Xu Lai.

This is the welcome ceremony that every new resident of Zhongnandong has had.

The activity of the welcome meeting is a dinner party, and the purpose of the activity is to help new residents meet other neighbors and enhance mutual understanding. It is one of the convenient ways for new residents to quickly integrate into the local social circle.

Although Director Luo hunched over and staggered, he acted swiftly and resolutely.The welcome meeting was held at noon on the second day, and the location was set at the sub-district office in Zhongnandong, which was Director Luo's No. [-] room.

When Xu Lai thought of going deep into the demon's lair, he sprayed twice the amount of perfume that day, and bravely went to the appointment with a stone egg in his arms.

Xu Lai and Director Luo's houses were close to each other, but when he arrived at the orientation meeting at the appointed time, as soon as he entered the gate, he saw that the round conference table that occupied most of the hall was already full of monsters.

There was also a smell of mutton in the air.

Xu Lala stepped into the door with one foot in front, but retreated instinctively with the other foot.

At the same time, all the monsters cast curious glances at Xu Lai in unison, and then chattered and chatted in low voices.

Fortunately, Xu Lai glanced over, and found that he had already seen most of the monster neighbors present, and there were only four unfamiliar faces in the audience, and most of his inner anxiety and tension subsided.

Familiar faces such as Li Gongbao, Hei Dazhuang, Tang Siniang, Director Luo and Little Doctor Lu were all present.

In addition, sitting on the left hand side of Dr. Luji is a loving couple. The wife is sitting and the husband is standing behind her, asking for warmth and smirking all the time. The couple have the same style of yak horns on their heads. Obviously this is the Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu who live in Room [-];

Sitting on Director Luo's right is a meek and weak little woman, with her breasts in her mouth and her shoulders shrunk, her skin is pale, timid, and she doesn't even dare to meet Xu Lai's eyes.She has a neurotic and sensitive victim temperament, the whole monster looks very unconfident, but she is dressed in a high-profile way-a white dress covers the old scars on her wrists, she wears a bridal veil and Wearing a wreath made of fresh flowers, the snow-white veil cannot cover her fluffy white fox tail;

As for the neighbor in Room [-] sitting on Li Gongbao's right hand side, he is the mastiff spirit who is in charge of ringing the bells and drums in the morning and evening.Neighbors privately call him the director of the noise manufacturing factory despite his real name. He has a sturdy figure, two furry ears on top of his head, and a string of Buddhist beads hanging on his neck and hands. He is chanting with his eyes closed.

Xu Lala sat far away from Mr. Bu Ting, so he couldn't hear the voice, but he could roughly guess from the shape of his mouth that it was "Namo Amitabha".

Probably because he noticed Xu Lai's gaze, he opened his eyes and looked this way.As soon as he met his gaze, Xu Lai's heart trembled. The pupils of the eyes that did not listen were gray-yellow, and there was only a small black eye in the pupils. The eyes were fierce and murderous.

These are the eyes of a predator.However, his master was keen to ring the bell and pay homage to the Buddha.

Xu Lae quickly looked away.

As today's protagonist, Xu Lai was surrounded by Tang Siniang, Mrs. Niu and other neighbors as soon as he appeared on the stage.

The neighbors present knew the basic situation of Xu Lae, including hermaphrodite, self-fertilization and Ovary's pregnancy.

Monsters have different physiques, so they are only amazed by the unusual physiques of the stone spirits in Xu Lai's episode, without any doubt.

Mrs. Niu has a warm and hearty personality. After chatting with Xu Lai for a few words, she touched Xu Lai's belly with her hands, and said in surprise and distress: "It's really hard! It's hard to carry such a stone egg in your stomach. Right? Brother Stone, you have worked too hard."

Xu Lai had been immersed in the monster world for a few days, and she was very upright. She smiled brightly and said, "It's an honor to give birth."

Aunt Niu asked again: "I didn't quite see it when I looked at it just now, but I felt pregnant after touching it like this. You have been pregnant for a long time, right?"

Xu Lala responded swiftly, "It's been almost a year."

Mrs. Niu was not surprised. After all, she had seen Elephant Jing conceived for nearly two years before giving birth. She asked again: "Have you been pregnant for a year? When is the due date? We can also help prepare."

Xu Lala let out a "huh" and replied with a smile: "It's still very early, our stone spirits have to be pregnant for decades or hundreds of years before they reach their due date."

Hearing this, Aunt Niu and Tang Siniang were shocked!

But any abnormal phenomenon became a matter of course in the praise of "It's worthy of Ovary".

Even the little doctor Bailu came over frequently, trying to expand his little knowledge about stone spirits.

There is also a vixen holding a white veil that drags the floor and her own tail, and joins the small group of females, feeling envious and worried: "Pregnancy sounds so hard... But I'm still so envious."

The vixen's name is Widow A. Her former husband had a violent temper, perverted personality, and was a domestic violence maniac. Later, he was killed because he offended the big demon.Widow A has experienced this gloomy marriage. She hated to marry but wanted to marry. She hid in Zhongnan Cave wearing a white wedding dress and played house with herself every day.In her fairy tale script, there is a handsome and unrestrained monster who said that he wanted to marry her.

Widow A is really a pitiful monster. Tang Siniang, the messenger of the Women's Federation, put her arms around her shoulders to comfort her.

Everyone wept bitterly for Widow A's tragic past, and it was not until Brother Niu brought the topic to Xu Lai again that the sad atmosphere ended.

Brother Niu snarled: "Brother Sishi, I seem to have heard that you stone spirits give birth to children who blow up their stomachs directly? Is this true or not? My family lives behind your house, will it be dangerous then? ah?"

Brother Niu was very worried, and was very worried about the safety of Mrs. Niu.

Director Luo interjected: "Yes, yes, I have also heard that some monsters are born from cracks in the rocks. Then when the little comrades enter the due date, our whole village will have to evacuate temporarily."

Several monsters chattered and started a heated discussion about the future century-old plan of "organizing the evacuation of all households before Xu Lai's due date of delivery".

Xu Lale: "..."

But he didn't deny it aloud. After all, if he had to go to the stage of egg laying, it would be a good thing for all the monsters and neighbors to evacuate. Then he could easily take the stone egg out of his arms, and he could lie to the outside world that he had narrowly escaped death. Hard to produce.

The atmosphere is warm, and Xu Lai and these new neighbors can be regarded as getting to know each other.The other neighbors couldn't come because they had something to do, so there was no need to wait any longer. Director Luo invited everyone to sit down and have a meal and chat slowly.

The banquet officially begins.

Xu Lai was arranged to sit on Director Luo's left, and next door was the little doctor Lu Ji.

Tang Siniang echoed: "That's right, that's right, La La, you have to sit a little farther away from the leopards and the others, the progesterone in your body is so fragrant and sweet! Ordinary monsters will inevitably be distracted."

The treatment of Xu Lala and Li Gongbao in front of Tang Siniang today...was very different from that day at the well.

Holding the black cat in his arms, Li Gongbao smiled helplessly and gentlemanly.The black cat stared at Xu Lai with a pair of yellow-blue yin and yang eyes.

It was only after Xu Lai took his seat that the Roman numeral Ⅶ was engraved on the edge of the round table, the little miracle doctor Luji was Ⅵ, and Director Luo was Ⅷ.

There are a total of twelve seats on the round table, and each seat is engraved with a corresponding number. Except for seats No. 11, No. [-] and No. [-], which are temporarily vacant, the rest are full.

Logically speaking, the seat should correspond to the house number of the resident.Even Brother Niu stood behind Mrs. Niu and didn't take any other vacant seats, while Xu Lai took the neighbor's seat in Room [-].

Before Xu Lae had time to ask the neighbors in Room [-], he was first attracted by the food on the round table.

In front of him is a large pot of tender leaves, with dewdrops on the leaves; next door is a large plate of cactus, verdant; next to it is a plate of large worms, wriggling in the plate vigorously; in the middle of the table is a A whole bloody fresh lamb, sheep offal on a European-style snack stand, a plate of lamb liver, lamb egg, lamb lung, and a pile of lamb intestines, and a pot of fresh lamb blood is thoughtfully prepared next to it as a dipping sauce ...

The only things he can eat with chopsticks are radishes and water mint for rinsing his breath after meals.

Xu Lala's face turned green.

Director Luo greeted Xu Lai: "Little comrade, eat whatever you want, eat whatever you want! Drink whatever you want!"

Xu Lai nodded with difficulty.

Other neighbors picked up the forks in front of them and took their favorite dishes.

Little Doctor Luji grazing quietly and obediently.

Director Luo poked a piece of fresh thorny cactus with a fork, stuffed it into his mouth and gnawed on the thorns with relish. The cactus thorns were hard and long, seven or eight centimeters long. lips, but Director Luo swallowed the thorns and blood as if he was unconscious.

Xu Lai's scalp was numb and he swallowed hard, but Director Luo saw it and thought that Xu Lai was hungry. Director Luo hurriedly and enthusiastically gave Xu Lai vegetables, and his conscience recommended: "Young comrades, try this cactus , planted at the door of our house, no pollution and no additives, the flesh is full, crisp and refreshing!"

Seeing her, Mrs. Niu picked up a large chopstick of green grass for Xu Lai, and said, "How can we eat cactus without thorns? Let's eat more tender grass."

Even Tang Siniang stretched out her little arms, scooped up a large spoonful of worms for Xu Lai, pressed them desperately onto his dinner plate, and assured her repeatedly: "During pregnancy, you must add more protein. These are all bursting with pulp. Great taste!"

The neighbors were all enthusiastic, and wanted to let Xu Lai feel the warmth of the big group in Zhongnandong.

And Xu Lai looked at the plate in front of him, his stomach was overwhelmed: "..."

Widow A also graciously poured half a cup of blood plasma on Xu Lai, and Li Gongbao gently suggested that he mix it into mixed salad.

Xu Lala clutched the fork, and remained silent for a long while with a face as heavy as water.

When Tang Siniang pressed a big worm on his dinner plate, it stuck on the cactus thorns. The worm writhed, oozing out a thick slurry, and was also doused with fresh blood...

In the end, he still couldn't hold back, covered his mouth and turned his head, retching a few times.

Immediately, the neighbors at the table were very nervous, Tang Siniang hurriedly urged Lu and several little doctors to show Xu Lai.

Lu Ji's little genius doctor was still chewing tender grass, and hurriedly helped Xu Lie check the health of the fetus, but the stone egg had no fetal heart rate and no temperature, no matter how hard he checked, there was no change.

As a pregnant woman who came here, Mrs. Niu's speech has great reference value. She said: "Morning sickness should be just a normal pregnancy reaction, so don't be too nervous."

During pregnancy, not only do you lose your mana, but you will also vomit dizzily when you have morning sickness.You can't eat too lightly, and you can't smell meaty, and you can't eat well and sleep well. It's really not easy for pregnant women during pregnancy.

Xu Lala vomited even more vigorously.

Hearing this, the neighbors were all emotional. Seeing Xu Lai retching with disgust on his face, and then thinking that Xu Lai would have to be pregnant for a hundred years, his heart ached even more.

He could only entrust the little miraculous doctors in Lu to perform regular pregnancy tests for Xu Lai, and asked Mr. Bu Ting to chant scriptures and pray for Xu Lai more often. Li Gongbao also suggested that Director Luo apply for the certification of needy households for Xu Lai. This proposal was unanimously agreed by everyone.

They talked a lot and tried their best to make arrangements for Xu Lai, and then they were a little relieved.