me and my monster neighbor
Chapter 4
Li Gongbao remembered the purpose of coming to find Xu Lala at the beginning, and extended the invitation following Director Luo's words: "Yes, Mr. Lala, do you want to go hunting with us? Today's lunch is not yet available."
Hei Dazhuang raised doubts: "What does Shishijing eat?"
Although Xu Lala wanted to say that Shitou Jing only needs to absorb the aura of heaven and earth to fill his stomach, but objective conditions do not allow him to be an exiled immortal.
He needs to know where his food comes from.
So, Xu Lala replied vaguely: "Eat anything."
Leopards eat nothing more than elk, antelope, and rabbits, while black bears love fish, so Xu Lai naturally eats everything.
"I'll go with you," he said.
Xu Lai made up his mind to go to the hunting ground where the food source is obtained with Leopard Jing and Black Bear Jing first, so as to plan for the next step.
One man and two monsters decided to go together, Director Luo said cheerfully, leaning on a cane: "Hey, with the little comrades as helpers, you will definitely return with a full reward from hunting today."
Director Luo still wanted to greet other neighbors, so he said goodbye to them temporarily.Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang walked in front, Xu Lai was about to follow but was pulled back by Director Luo.
Xu Lai looked back strangely.
Director Luo looked awkward and said: "Little comrade, you don't have to worry too much about the estrus period. Although the estrus period will not be relieved, it will cause mania, and if it is serious, it will leave a tendency to mania, but things will always happen. There's a solution."
Xu Lala wasn't worried at all, but Director Luo was kind.He nodded and said, "Yes."
Hearing this, Director Luo blushed, the thick and long double-layered eyelashes behind the small round sunglasses drooped down, and the two leaf-shaped nostrils shrank. He said to Xu Lai timidly: "In front of you In the face of Gong Bao and Da Zhuang, I can't say it directly, I'm afraid they will also rely on me, so I won't actively prepare for my estrus..."
Xu Lala was in a fog.
Director Luo raised his thick eyelashes, his eyes fluttered, and he said inexplicably shyly, "If you ask... I will fully cooperate with you. Let us work together to eliminate the excess pheromones in your body!"
When he mentioned the exciting part, he still held Xu Lai's hand tightly.
"?"
"..."
Xu Lala stood there in silence for about ten seconds.Then he calmly broke away from Director Luo's hand, and politely refused: "No need. Thank you."
Director Luo only thought that Xu Lai underestimated the estrus period, folded his hands on the cane, pouted his lower lip and persuaded: "Don't push yourself too much, the estrus period just needs to vent, otherwise there will be sequelae, and it will cause serious problems. Mental trauma is harmful to your body, and even worse, it is not conducive to the stability of society..."
Xu Lala quickly interrupted him and said, "Li Gongbao and the others are still waiting for me. I'll go there first."
After all, put oil on the soles of your feet and run away.
Li Gongbao and Hei Xiongjing were not curious about the content of the secret conversation that Director Luo left behind Xu Lai alone. Seeing that Xu Lai was following up, they took Xu Lai to the destination.
Xu Lale learned about the location of Zhongnan Cave from Li Gongbao.
Zhongnan Cave is located in the corner of Zhongnan, which seems to be an edge in the regular continental map.There is a bottomless abyss in the south, and there is a dead end in the east and west directions, while the north is cut off by a big river.
On the other side of the river is Zhongnan Cave, where the folk customs are simple and uncontested, and on the other side of the river is Wuwang Village, where the young and violent gather.
Because of this, Director Luo and Li Gongbao were unanimously silent when they heard Hei Xiongjing propose to go to the next village to surf the Internet.
Hei Xiongjing went to get the tools first, and Li Gongbao led Xu Lai to stand on the embankment and wait, chatting with each other.
I saw a big river lying in front of me, and there were large tidal flats on the bank of the river.Li Gongbao pointed to a dilapidated broken bridge on the river. There was a wooden arrow board near the head of the bridge, which said Zhongnan Cave.
Li Gongbao said: "That stone bridge was smashed down by the villagers of Wuwang Village."
Wuwang village, Wuwang disaster, headed by a rhinoceros, they like to wreak havoc everywhere.
The wind from the river above the dam couldn't heal the gully between Xu Lala's eyebrows.Xu Lala wondered why the villagers in the next-door village smashed the bridge instead of organizing a group to enter the village to burn, kill and loot. While bullying men and women, he also saw his own future was gloomy.
He originally thought that the future of staying in Zhongnan Cave was uncertain, but he didn't expect that outside Zhongnan Cave was the end of the road.
Xu Lala asked: "Since the village next door is so scary, why is Director Luo still worried about some residents sneaking across?"
Li Gongbao said: "There are not enough monsters in Zhongnan Cave. One of them is that they are forced to disband. The second is that some monsters have nothing to do but look for excitement. The condition for settlement in Wuwang Village is to bring back a human head to show their sincerity... "
Xu Lale:?
The head fell to the ground?
It was the first time Xu Lala heard someone appearing from the mouth of the monster neighbor. Although he expected that the status of human beings was not high, he didn't want to appear in this context.
Li Gongbao said: "Niannian Lane is located in a remote place. If any residents go back on their word and want to seek development in Wuwang Village, if they can't bring back their heads, they can only attack their neighbors..."
"..."
The cool wind on the river bank whizzed into his neck, Xu Lai felt his neck stiff and his back feel cold.
That's why Director Luo cares so much about the living experience of the settled residents and the stability of the society.
Xu Lai said with palpitations, "So the aborigines who left before all went to the next village...?"
Li Gongbao didn't answer, just pulled his lips into a bitter smile.
Xu Lala was also silent, he pursed his lips, feeling his lips were dry by the river wind.
Li Gongbao sensed Xu Lala's nervousness, and said in relief: "Mr. Lala, don't worry too much. Violent people will reveal their nature to some extent in daily life, or they are not easy to get along with, or they don't like to help each other. Those who stay in Zhongnan Cave are all It is a good demon, there will be no more traitors. Besides, it would be good if the stone bridge on the river is broken. This big river will also become a natural barrier for Zhongnan Cave. The aquatic resources in the river are also rich, and our life here is also guaranteed. The flood season is Good thing, but the dry season should be the worry.”
Looking at the sparkling river surface, Xu Lala smiled, but couldn't hide his frustration and said, "But if they swim over, we won't be able to resist it."
Hearing this, Li Gongbao was surprised, and he replied: "Didn't Director Luo tell Mr. Lai? The water in this river is called the Jiutian River. It has a long history. It is said that it draws water from the Milky Way in the sky. The magic power Not to mention crossing the river directly, the humble little goblin will fester on the spot even if his finger touches the river water."
Xu Lala didn't expect an ordinary river to have so many names, so he shook his head and said "no".
Seeing this, Li Gongbao hurriedly said: "Oh, I was also there yesterday, Director Luo must have forgotten, after all, Mr. Lai just arrived here yesterday, and he was in a hurry, and Director Luo must have missed it. The water in the river is untouchable for nine days, Da Zhuang and I It is still a bit of mana protection, and there is only a slight burning sensation when it touches the river. The monsters that can cross the river directly must at least be super C-level monsters in the disaster level. Ordinary C-level monsters may not be able to handle it, after all, this is a river Downstream of the stream, the upstream stream is also diluted when it converges at the intersection."
He didn't forget to flatter Xu Lala, "However, since Mr. Lala is born with an earth aspect, the five elements interact and restrain each other, and earth restrains water, Mr. Lala will definitely be more resistant to the water of the Jiutian River."
Xu Lala smiled guiltyly: "Maybe..."
"By the way," Li Gongbao said again: "The water connected to the faucet in Zhongnan Cave is the water from the lower and lower reaches of the Jiutian River. It is usually used for watering flowers and plants, but it must not be eaten. Director Luo should have told you. ?”
Xu Lala was dumbfounded again when he heard it. He recalled taking a bath with that water last night. Not to mention corroding the skin, he didn't feel any discomfort at all. A warm feeling all over the body.
Li Gongbao saw that Xu Lai was at a loss during the whole process, and continued to popularize science with all his heart: "It is also because of this river that the aquatic resources in the river are quite rich. Although the river water is harmful to spirited monsters, it is not good for animals without spiritual knowledge." Harmless, the river protects them so that they will not be overfished by cruel fishing."
Hearing this, Xu Lai's heart moved.
The Jiutian River leads to the Milky Way water from the sky, and it is suspected that the Milky Way falls to the Jiutian.Although the Jiutian River water is regarded as taboo by monsters, it is of great benefit to ordinary humans, animals and plants.
Xu Lala was thoughtful, and asked Li Gongbao: "The downstream river water is so dangerous, but the source water..."
Li Gongbao looked to the east, which was the direction of the scorched land where Xu Lai and Hei Xiongjing met for the first time, and that piece of scorched land stretched eastward.
Li Gongbao shook his head and said, "As far as I know, no monster has yet approached the source of the Jiutian River."
Xu Lala's eyes lit up, and he looked to the east. The water of Jiutian River runs from east to west.
He already had a plan in mind.
The black bear spirit just rushed over at this time, and now Xu Lai knew the secret of restraining monsters to save his life, his fear of leopard spirits and black bear spirits was reduced to the lowest point, and he felt much more relaxed and happy.
Xu Lala turned his head and saw the black bear spirit walking over with a fishing rod on his shoulder.
The appearance and structure of this fishing rod is the same as that of ordinary fishing rods, but it is quite different - the fishing rod is made of a thick tree trunk that is as thick as an adult male's wrist, and it looks heavy.
Although Xu Lala was surprised by the size of the fishing rod, he didn't think too much about it and asked, "Are we going to fish today?"
Hei Dazhuang fiddled with the fishhook the size of his fist.
Li Gongbao was full of joy, and replied to Xu Lala: "Yes, but we usually catch small fry, and after the last meal, there is no next meal. It is rare to have Mr. Lala as a helper today, so we are going to catch crocodiles."
Xu Lale:?
I can not.
Don't make such hasty decisions on your own.
Xu Lila's mood that had just calmed down just now couldn't be calm.
Li Gongbao happily told Xu Lala his usual "fishing" experience: "I will hold the fishing rod and attract the crocodile from the water to the shore, and try to keep the crocodile away from the river as much as possible. Waiting for an opportunity to catch the crocodile in the grass on the other side."
The black bear was so greedy that he smashed his mouth and said, "The dry season is coming soon, so we have to stock up on some food in advance."
Xu Lala did not expect that catching a fish would be so scary. There should really be a warning sign of "Dangerous action, do not imitate" by the river.
Xu Lala tried to refuse: "The crocodile skin is really hard, I don't like to eat it very much."
Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang looked at each other, and when they met each other's eyes, there was an imperceptible panic in their eyes, as if they were still wary of Xu Lai.Li Gongbao smiled dryly, and asked cautiously: "...Mr. Lala doesn't like eating crocodiles, so it doesn't seem to conflict with helping us catch crocodiles?"
"..."
Xu Lai found himself speechless.
Xu Lala didn't find it strange that Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang took precautions against him, and even automatically made up the mental journey of their behavior——
In Zhongnandong, the folk customs are simple and honest, and neighbors help each other.
Conversely, if neighbors do not help each other, it means that the folk customs are not honest.
It is equal to the potential for mutiny.
Potential traitors are equal to one end.
……
The logic is very smooth, and you can't fault it.
Xu Lala was silent for a moment, feeling ashamed, but he quickly regained his composure, the corners of his eyes curled up, and the mole on the bottom of his left eye became active. He smiled and stretched out his hand to Li Gongbao, willingly said, "Let me get the fishing rod."
Hei Dazhuang raised doubts: "What does Shishijing eat?"
Although Xu Lala wanted to say that Shitou Jing only needs to absorb the aura of heaven and earth to fill his stomach, but objective conditions do not allow him to be an exiled immortal.
He needs to know where his food comes from.
So, Xu Lala replied vaguely: "Eat anything."
Leopards eat nothing more than elk, antelope, and rabbits, while black bears love fish, so Xu Lai naturally eats everything.
"I'll go with you," he said.
Xu Lai made up his mind to go to the hunting ground where the food source is obtained with Leopard Jing and Black Bear Jing first, so as to plan for the next step.
One man and two monsters decided to go together, Director Luo said cheerfully, leaning on a cane: "Hey, with the little comrades as helpers, you will definitely return with a full reward from hunting today."
Director Luo still wanted to greet other neighbors, so he said goodbye to them temporarily.Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang walked in front, Xu Lai was about to follow but was pulled back by Director Luo.
Xu Lai looked back strangely.
Director Luo looked awkward and said: "Little comrade, you don't have to worry too much about the estrus period. Although the estrus period will not be relieved, it will cause mania, and if it is serious, it will leave a tendency to mania, but things will always happen. There's a solution."
Xu Lala wasn't worried at all, but Director Luo was kind.He nodded and said, "Yes."
Hearing this, Director Luo blushed, the thick and long double-layered eyelashes behind the small round sunglasses drooped down, and the two leaf-shaped nostrils shrank. He said to Xu Lai timidly: "In front of you In the face of Gong Bao and Da Zhuang, I can't say it directly, I'm afraid they will also rely on me, so I won't actively prepare for my estrus..."
Xu Lala was in a fog.
Director Luo raised his thick eyelashes, his eyes fluttered, and he said inexplicably shyly, "If you ask... I will fully cooperate with you. Let us work together to eliminate the excess pheromones in your body!"
When he mentioned the exciting part, he still held Xu Lai's hand tightly.
"?"
"..."
Xu Lala stood there in silence for about ten seconds.Then he calmly broke away from Director Luo's hand, and politely refused: "No need. Thank you."
Director Luo only thought that Xu Lai underestimated the estrus period, folded his hands on the cane, pouted his lower lip and persuaded: "Don't push yourself too much, the estrus period just needs to vent, otherwise there will be sequelae, and it will cause serious problems. Mental trauma is harmful to your body, and even worse, it is not conducive to the stability of society..."
Xu Lala quickly interrupted him and said, "Li Gongbao and the others are still waiting for me. I'll go there first."
After all, put oil on the soles of your feet and run away.
Li Gongbao and Hei Xiongjing were not curious about the content of the secret conversation that Director Luo left behind Xu Lai alone. Seeing that Xu Lai was following up, they took Xu Lai to the destination.
Xu Lale learned about the location of Zhongnan Cave from Li Gongbao.
Zhongnan Cave is located in the corner of Zhongnan, which seems to be an edge in the regular continental map.There is a bottomless abyss in the south, and there is a dead end in the east and west directions, while the north is cut off by a big river.
On the other side of the river is Zhongnan Cave, where the folk customs are simple and uncontested, and on the other side of the river is Wuwang Village, where the young and violent gather.
Because of this, Director Luo and Li Gongbao were unanimously silent when they heard Hei Xiongjing propose to go to the next village to surf the Internet.
Hei Xiongjing went to get the tools first, and Li Gongbao led Xu Lai to stand on the embankment and wait, chatting with each other.
I saw a big river lying in front of me, and there were large tidal flats on the bank of the river.Li Gongbao pointed to a dilapidated broken bridge on the river. There was a wooden arrow board near the head of the bridge, which said Zhongnan Cave.
Li Gongbao said: "That stone bridge was smashed down by the villagers of Wuwang Village."
Wuwang village, Wuwang disaster, headed by a rhinoceros, they like to wreak havoc everywhere.
The wind from the river above the dam couldn't heal the gully between Xu Lala's eyebrows.Xu Lala wondered why the villagers in the next-door village smashed the bridge instead of organizing a group to enter the village to burn, kill and loot. While bullying men and women, he also saw his own future was gloomy.
He originally thought that the future of staying in Zhongnan Cave was uncertain, but he didn't expect that outside Zhongnan Cave was the end of the road.
Xu Lala asked: "Since the village next door is so scary, why is Director Luo still worried about some residents sneaking across?"
Li Gongbao said: "There are not enough monsters in Zhongnan Cave. One of them is that they are forced to disband. The second is that some monsters have nothing to do but look for excitement. The condition for settlement in Wuwang Village is to bring back a human head to show their sincerity... "
Xu Lale:?
The head fell to the ground?
It was the first time Xu Lala heard someone appearing from the mouth of the monster neighbor. Although he expected that the status of human beings was not high, he didn't want to appear in this context.
Li Gongbao said: "Niannian Lane is located in a remote place. If any residents go back on their word and want to seek development in Wuwang Village, if they can't bring back their heads, they can only attack their neighbors..."
"..."
The cool wind on the river bank whizzed into his neck, Xu Lai felt his neck stiff and his back feel cold.
That's why Director Luo cares so much about the living experience of the settled residents and the stability of the society.
Xu Lai said with palpitations, "So the aborigines who left before all went to the next village...?"
Li Gongbao didn't answer, just pulled his lips into a bitter smile.
Xu Lala was also silent, he pursed his lips, feeling his lips were dry by the river wind.
Li Gongbao sensed Xu Lala's nervousness, and said in relief: "Mr. Lala, don't worry too much. Violent people will reveal their nature to some extent in daily life, or they are not easy to get along with, or they don't like to help each other. Those who stay in Zhongnan Cave are all It is a good demon, there will be no more traitors. Besides, it would be good if the stone bridge on the river is broken. This big river will also become a natural barrier for Zhongnan Cave. The aquatic resources in the river are also rich, and our life here is also guaranteed. The flood season is Good thing, but the dry season should be the worry.”
Looking at the sparkling river surface, Xu Lala smiled, but couldn't hide his frustration and said, "But if they swim over, we won't be able to resist it."
Hearing this, Li Gongbao was surprised, and he replied: "Didn't Director Luo tell Mr. Lai? The water in this river is called the Jiutian River. It has a long history. It is said that it draws water from the Milky Way in the sky. The magic power Not to mention crossing the river directly, the humble little goblin will fester on the spot even if his finger touches the river water."
Xu Lala didn't expect an ordinary river to have so many names, so he shook his head and said "no".
Seeing this, Li Gongbao hurriedly said: "Oh, I was also there yesterday, Director Luo must have forgotten, after all, Mr. Lai just arrived here yesterday, and he was in a hurry, and Director Luo must have missed it. The water in the river is untouchable for nine days, Da Zhuang and I It is still a bit of mana protection, and there is only a slight burning sensation when it touches the river. The monsters that can cross the river directly must at least be super C-level monsters in the disaster level. Ordinary C-level monsters may not be able to handle it, after all, this is a river Downstream of the stream, the upstream stream is also diluted when it converges at the intersection."
He didn't forget to flatter Xu Lala, "However, since Mr. Lala is born with an earth aspect, the five elements interact and restrain each other, and earth restrains water, Mr. Lala will definitely be more resistant to the water of the Jiutian River."
Xu Lala smiled guiltyly: "Maybe..."
"By the way," Li Gongbao said again: "The water connected to the faucet in Zhongnan Cave is the water from the lower and lower reaches of the Jiutian River. It is usually used for watering flowers and plants, but it must not be eaten. Director Luo should have told you. ?”
Xu Lala was dumbfounded again when he heard it. He recalled taking a bath with that water last night. Not to mention corroding the skin, he didn't feel any discomfort at all. A warm feeling all over the body.
Li Gongbao saw that Xu Lai was at a loss during the whole process, and continued to popularize science with all his heart: "It is also because of this river that the aquatic resources in the river are quite rich. Although the river water is harmful to spirited monsters, it is not good for animals without spiritual knowledge." Harmless, the river protects them so that they will not be overfished by cruel fishing."
Hearing this, Xu Lai's heart moved.
The Jiutian River leads to the Milky Way water from the sky, and it is suspected that the Milky Way falls to the Jiutian.Although the Jiutian River water is regarded as taboo by monsters, it is of great benefit to ordinary humans, animals and plants.
Xu Lala was thoughtful, and asked Li Gongbao: "The downstream river water is so dangerous, but the source water..."
Li Gongbao looked to the east, which was the direction of the scorched land where Xu Lai and Hei Xiongjing met for the first time, and that piece of scorched land stretched eastward.
Li Gongbao shook his head and said, "As far as I know, no monster has yet approached the source of the Jiutian River."
Xu Lala's eyes lit up, and he looked to the east. The water of Jiutian River runs from east to west.
He already had a plan in mind.
The black bear spirit just rushed over at this time, and now Xu Lai knew the secret of restraining monsters to save his life, his fear of leopard spirits and black bear spirits was reduced to the lowest point, and he felt much more relaxed and happy.
Xu Lala turned his head and saw the black bear spirit walking over with a fishing rod on his shoulder.
The appearance and structure of this fishing rod is the same as that of ordinary fishing rods, but it is quite different - the fishing rod is made of a thick tree trunk that is as thick as an adult male's wrist, and it looks heavy.
Although Xu Lala was surprised by the size of the fishing rod, he didn't think too much about it and asked, "Are we going to fish today?"
Hei Dazhuang fiddled with the fishhook the size of his fist.
Li Gongbao was full of joy, and replied to Xu Lala: "Yes, but we usually catch small fry, and after the last meal, there is no next meal. It is rare to have Mr. Lala as a helper today, so we are going to catch crocodiles."
Xu Lale:?
I can not.
Don't make such hasty decisions on your own.
Xu Lila's mood that had just calmed down just now couldn't be calm.
Li Gongbao happily told Xu Lala his usual "fishing" experience: "I will hold the fishing rod and attract the crocodile from the water to the shore, and try to keep the crocodile away from the river as much as possible. Waiting for an opportunity to catch the crocodile in the grass on the other side."
The black bear was so greedy that he smashed his mouth and said, "The dry season is coming soon, so we have to stock up on some food in advance."
Xu Lala did not expect that catching a fish would be so scary. There should really be a warning sign of "Dangerous action, do not imitate" by the river.
Xu Lala tried to refuse: "The crocodile skin is really hard, I don't like to eat it very much."
Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang looked at each other, and when they met each other's eyes, there was an imperceptible panic in their eyes, as if they were still wary of Xu Lai.Li Gongbao smiled dryly, and asked cautiously: "...Mr. Lala doesn't like eating crocodiles, so it doesn't seem to conflict with helping us catch crocodiles?"
"..."
Xu Lai found himself speechless.
Xu Lala didn't find it strange that Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang took precautions against him, and even automatically made up the mental journey of their behavior——
In Zhongnandong, the folk customs are simple and honest, and neighbors help each other.
Conversely, if neighbors do not help each other, it means that the folk customs are not honest.
It is equal to the potential for mutiny.
Potential traitors are equal to one end.
……
The logic is very smooth, and you can't fault it.
Xu Lala was silent for a moment, feeling ashamed, but he quickly regained his composure, the corners of his eyes curled up, and the mole on the bottom of his left eye became active. He smiled and stretched out his hand to Li Gongbao, willingly said, "Let me get the fishing rod."
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