me and my monster neighbor

This time, after Director Luo left, Xu Lala quickly locked the doors and windows and drew the curtains.

The room returned to dead silence again.

The door was closed in the afterglow of the setting sun, the light inside the house was dim, and the dust floating in the air was wrapped in a moldy smell, which made Xu Lai feel uncomfortable all over.

Xu Lale found the power box in the corner, which is an old-fashioned paddle switch, controlling a large light bulb hanging in mid-air.

This big light bulb is much better than the life-threatening light bulb in Director Luo's house. There is no gray-black coating on the bottom of the light bulb, but it has not been cleaned for a long time. Wu Liangtang has made Xu Lai feel much better.

Xu Lale's mind was numb.

He has lived for seventeen or eighteen years, which is not a long or short period of time. He has experienced a lot of unsatisfactory life, and occasionally has negative thoughts of "living numb and boring".

But Xu Lala didn't realize until then that he still had such a strong desire to survive.

Director Luo deliberately came back to remind him that he could not go out at night, which was the fuse that made Xu Lai extremely uneasy.

Xu Lala looked back at the dark green iron door, always feeling that the door was fragile and fragile.And the one-bedroom apartment comes straight to the point, with a sweeping view and nowhere to hide.

There was only the faint chirping of insects, and the silence made one feel hairy. Xu Lai couldn't sit still anymore, so he pushed the cabinet over to block the window, and blocked the tables and chairs behind the door.He was busy and exhausted, but he still didn't forget that there was a small skylight in the attic.

When Xu Lai inspected the house in the evening accompanied by Director Luo, he glanced inside and outside the house, but he didn't climb up to the small attic to take a look. He would come up to see the scene in front of him, and his common sense surprised him——

On the small attic with a double-pitched roof, there is a bed with crumpled plain sheets, and two locked wooden boxes stacked beside the bed.

The sloping roof facing the end of the bed is densely covered with spider silk. These spider threads are not woven into a web like ordinary spider webs, but more like a well fountain gushing out.The upper end of the spider silk is attached to the roof, and the lower end is suspended in the air, shaped like tassels and hanging ears.

The skylight on the attic was open, and when the breeze came, the spider silk curtain above the bed fluttered like a weeping willow.

Ever since Xu Lai fell into the world of monsters, everything he saw, heard, and felt made him unimaginable.

Even the spider web is not woven into a web like the original world.

After nightfall, Zhongnan Cave seems to have fallen into boundless darkness.

Xu Lala stood on the attic, and the cold wind blew for a while, which made him sober up a lot.

Since common sense is useless here, it would be better to gamble on the whole if you just worry about it.

Xu Lala locked the skylight, climbed down the stairs, and started cleaning up the mud after he figured it out.

After an afternoon, the mud chaff on his body still remained moist, and it didn't take too much effort to clean it in a soft and flowing state.This is not in line with common sense, but common sense is all bullshit here.

There was only cold water in the bathroom, but it didn't shudder when it was poured down on the head, but there was a subtle sense of comfort.He didn't think much about it, and washed his whole body clean up and down.

Xu Lala stood directly under the faucet, propped his hands on the wall, and let the cold water pour down his head. The dispersed stream of water slid down the arc of his neck, and the small water droplets gathered on the tip of his chin slapped on the ground.

Xu Lai has a Liujie tattoo on his right wrist, which consists of six triangles with different patterns.This is an online celebrity pattern tattooed by a tattoo artist, saying it is a gift for the anniversary of the store.

Inside the first triangle is a slash pointing downwards to the left. The style is simple, but the connotation is very positive: no swaying from side to side, no hesitation.

Don't be waver.

Xu Lala turned off the faucet, raised his face, and brushed back his bangs that were dripping with water.

Xu Lala was good-looking, especially his eyes, with shallow pupils and sparkling eyes, and there was a small mole under his left eye.

Xu Lala also knew that he was good-looking and could always easily win the favor of others.

He knew that he had a face that could harm people, but there were a group of demons outside the door.

What's more, even leopard spirits can have beautiful features.

Xu Lala walked out of the bathroom, picked up the schoolbag on the ground, and counted the supplies on hand——

There are two tutorial books, one for college entrance examination science and mathematics, one for college entrance examination science and comprehensive science; half a bag of leftover sliced ​​bread from the morning; a mobile phone; and two pens.

Plus a titanium steel lanyard around the neck.

The English name Lucky is engraved on the front of the brand.Three lines of information are engraved on the back:

Host: 砳砳 (lèlè)

Tel: 15*****0902

"Iwanna home."

When Xu Lai made a customized cat tag, he sent "Iwannagohome" to the seller, but when he got it, he found that "go" was missing.Ironically, he really doesn't know how to go home now.

……

Xu Lae ate the bread whole.

As a matter of course, the mobile phone malfunctioned, there was no signal, and the lock could not be unlocked or shut down. The screen saver interface at 9:2 on September 15 should be the last time he traveled.

Writing comprehensive questions in the perilous world of monsters might help him divert his attention.

Just as Xu Lala was about to throw away the schoolbag, there was something hard on the small grid of the schoolbag with his palm. He took it out and looked, and was silent for a while.

——It was a lady's perfume that I entrusted a classmate to help him purchase from France a year ago.

Saint Laurent's Black Opium Sleepless.

It was supposed to be bought as a birthday present for his mother, but in the end he didn't send it out because of the sleepless nights a year ago.He was just about to enter his third year of high school at the time.

His parents divorced, and he followed his father.On the third day after the divorce, his father moved to other places for development because of the shift of work focus, and Xu Lai was thrown into the care of his aunt.

Xu Lala has always been the one who was left behind, and now he suddenly travels to the world of monsters. I don't know if his parents will be nervous when they find out that he has disappeared.

Thinking of this, Xu Lai felt a vicious pleasure in his heart.

——This time, he was finally the one who left first.

The only thing Xu Lai couldn't let go of was his two big dogs.

Only those two silly dogs are left to be cared about by him.

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After Xu Lai counted things, he cleaned his clothes, schoolbags and shoes, made the bed briefly, and then turned off the lights and lay down on the bed.

As soon as Xu Lala closed his eyes, Director Luo's weird laughter sounded in his head.

He tossed and turned in bed.

I don't know if it was caused by psychological hints, but in the middle of the night, he vaguely heard the desolate and miserable opera sound coming from outside the house, like a woman's sad singing, like resentment or admiration, like weeping.Xu Lala listened intently, but found that it seemed to be just the whistling wind and the rustling of leaves, and the harmony sounded like an ambiguous moan...

Xu Lala was suspicious. In his dream, he seemed to be lying on his side with a nightmare, and he couldn't sleep peacefully.

When the rooster crowed and dawn broke, three bells rang outside the window. The thick and long bells seemed to have the power to break through the evil spirits and dispel fear and anxiety.

Fortunately, everything was fine overnight.

When Director Luo came to knock on the door early in the morning, Xu Lai had already made preparations in advance.

He evenly and meticulously sprayed the inside of the jacket and trousers with perfume, put it on, and made himself dizzy from the smoke.

Xu Lai took the risk and placed a bet that such a strong fragrance could cover up his humanity.

Xu Lala opened the dark green iron door a crack, revealing half of his face.

Xu Lai's appearance was very different from yesterday. Director Luo was surprised at first, and took off the small round sunglasses on his flat nose, then squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Little comrade, have you transformed successfully?"

Xu Lala opened the door a little more, and nodded vaguely: "It should be about the same."

Director Luo supported his cane and congratulated repeatedly, "That's good."

Director Luo gets up early every day and will patrol the village for a week. This morning, he came here to care about Xu Lai's daily life: "Did you sleep well here last night?"

Xu Lala made sure that Director Luo was not sensitive to his human form or smell, so he confidently opened the green iron door completely.He didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night last night, went to bed late and woke up early, which was seriously below the optimal sleep duration for teenagers proposed by experts in our country.

But he raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's okay."

One monster and one person pretending to be a snake, superficially they are idle, but they are actually testing each other.

Xu Lai paid close attention to Director Luo's reaction when he saw him; Director Luo only cared about Xu Lai's first-night trial experience.

When Director Luo heard that Xu Lai's experience feedback was quite satisfactory, he was excited, and was about to strike while the iron was hot and let Xu Lai settle down in advance, when he was interrupted by the leopard spirit and black bear spirit who came together.

Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang also came out of good intentions. Xu Lai came here for the first time. He had no relatives and no friends, and he was alone, but he still had to eat, so they negotiated to make an appointment with Xu Lai to hunt together.

The black bear is still carrying a small bamboo basket today, and the leopard spirit is not holding his cat.

But as soon as the two monsters approached, Li Gongbao sharply wrinkled his nose, and the wings of his nose fluttered, followed by two brown tear channels.Xu Lala knew that the leopard spirit was smelling him again, and instantly became nervous.

Hei Dazhuang also took a deep breath, sniffed, and said naively, "What's this smell?"

Li Gongbao sniffed more carefully. He frowned and asked Xu Lala with concern: "Mr. Lala, are you feeling alright now?"

Xu Lala nodded and shook his head apprehensively, as if he was a little distressed and said, "I woke up this morning and felt a little uncomfortable to breathe..."

After all, the sweet smell of perfume in the collar went straight up, pouring into the nostrils precisely like a file, squeezing out the fresh air.

Li Gongbao immediately said: "I also smell a strong pheromone dormant in Mr. Lai's body, I guess..."

Xu Lai's school uniform jacket had been aired indoors overnight, but it hadn't dried completely, which made the fabric not breathable enough, and the scent of perfume sprayed on the inner layer of the jacket couldn't dissipate quickly.

Li Gongbao's description of "hibernation" is quite accurate.

But Li Gongbao's gentle way of speaking made Xu Lala's heart tremble.

Director Luo also stretched his neck, moved closer to Xu Lai, followed by Wen Wen, and asked curiously, "What do you think?"

Li Gongbao came to a conclusion: "Mr. Lala may have entered the estrus period now."

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lai guessed that some artificial fragrances contained in the perfume were similar to sex hormones such as musk, which gave Li Gongbao such an illusion.

Director Luo was taken aback when he heard the words, even the drooping and swollen eyelids were lifted a lot because of the wide open eyes.

Xu Lala asked very sincerely: "What will happen after entering the estrus period?"

Hei Dazhuang on the side didn't think about it: "After entering the estrus period, of course it's time to mate."

Xu Lale:?

The smile on his face froze, and there was a very ominous premonition in his heart.

Li Gongbao rejected Hei Dazhuang's words very carefully: "Now is a civilized and legal society, you can't mess around, you have to follow the steps. The civilized citizen treaty says that you should go on a blind date before the estrus comes."

Director Luo rubbed his hands nervously and said, "Yes, blind date, go on a blind date first!"

Hei Dazhuang held the bamboo basket and burlap belt on his shoulders with both hands, and analyzed the cruel reality for them: "But the blind date requires an appointment, and the backward areas are not welcome, and the little demons with weak strength will be discriminated against." .”

Director Luo said again: "Then... we also have many single beauties in Zhongnandong, the little comrades still have a chance! I will take the little comrades to meet new neighbors now! Get to know each other first."

Li Gongbao shook his head and said, "Mr. Lala's pheromones are too strong, so it's impolite to get to know a female so ostentatiously."

Director Luo was speechless.

Director Luo has no major principles in being a monster, but as long as it involves anything that may reduce the living experience of any resident in Zhongnandong, Director Luo will firmly say no.

The discussion once reached a bottleneck period.

Xu Lala was blinded by the sudden situation of the heated discussion among the three monsters in front of him. His brain froze. He couldn't keep up with the thoughts of the monster neighbors.

Li Gongbao sensed the breath fluctuations around Xu Lala, and said: "And Mr. Lala's estrus is approaching, there is no time to slowly understand."

Director Luo slammed his cane and said, "Then go to the anonymous area to have sex! Although online appointments are risky, qualifications are not strictly enforced there, so let's post such a post online: There are stones He is an adult male with a handsome appearance and strong strength. He is about to enter the estrus period. We sincerely invite you to have a one-night stand with a goblin. Please contact xxx to join."

Xu Lala held on to the iron gate, trembling in his stomach, "Actually..."

Li Gongbao extinguished Director Luo's passionate imagination: "You forgot that our Zhongnan Cave has been disconnected..."

Zhongnan Cave is originally located in a remote place, the network signal is poor all the year round, and the GDP is always at the end of the year. The upgrade of the regional network by the superior directly pinched this small corner.

Hei Dazhuang said honestly: "Then go to the next village to learn about the Internet."

As soon as these words came out, Director Luo and Li Gongbao, who were still enthusiastically advising Xu Lai just now, fell silent.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Director Luo saw that the newly recruited KPI that was finally completed was about to die, and he was even more afraid that the living experience scores of other residents present would also drop in unison, so he broke the silence with a cough and said, "Hey, didn't you just go hunting? "

"..."

It may be that Director Luo felt that the topic shifted a bit bluntly, and the next sentence brought back the topic of "estrus period": "Although there will be a slight mania in the middle and late estrus period, the demon power will also increase accordingly. The little comrades will definitely be on the hunting ground. A good hunter, now is the right time to show off!"