me and my monster neighbor

Obviously, the banshee who kindly picked up Xu Lai and Yuanyuan just now is the narrator of this tour group.

The demons took this veritable sightseeing car and drove along the depths of the vines. The dirt floor was inevitably potholed and the car was bumpy. As soon as the monsters complained, the banshee commentator enthusiastically explained: "It is said that Mr. Shishi Jing was pregnant with Liujia. , hatching dragon eggs, it is inconvenient to go out, and there is only one ox cart in the whole village. "

"..."

The banshee’s commentary brought back many memories of Xu Lai, the client. His lazy life in Zhongnan Cave seems to be vivid in his memory, and the friendship and mutual assistance between neighbors is also nostalgic.

However, before Xu Lai fell into the memory and couldn't extricate himself, he was returned to reality by the car horn all the way, and the other passengers were also given a headache. When traveling, I like to ring the bell all the way, and even during the lunch break, the whole village knows the noise, and the residents of Zhongnan Village can know: Oh, our Highness is traveling. Therefore, we also specially made this train Keep this tradition alive."

When the banshee narrator said this, the noisy monsters in the car shut up in time, and even fanatic fans smacked their mouths to show their respect for His Royal Highness.

Your Highness is not, if there is, then it must be that they are mediocre and have failed to comprehend the deep meaning.

The honking sound of the car horn accompanied him all the way, and Xu Lai blocked his ears in disgust, but got a bad eye from the young and strong man next to him.

Xu Lale: "..."

He put his hands down silently, sat up straight like a primary school student, and put his hands flat on his thighs.

Originally blocked by Xu Lai in the corner, he didn't notice that Xu Lai was sitting next to his brainless die-hard fan, and Xu Lae was warned by his die-hard fan's eyes.At first, he only felt that the "self" he heard from the banshee was far beyond his imagination, so he asked Xu Lai for verification: "Is what she just said true?"

Xu Lala thought about it for a while, then stamped and said: "It's true."

Carefully pondering the words of the banshee commentator, it is not difficult to see that the words imply the silent complaints of the residents, especially the sentence "the noise during the lunch break is known to all the demons in the village". From the hands of the neighbors in Nandong, it can also be seen that the neighbors in Zhongnandong suffered from the harassment at the beginning.

Xu Lala is a bit dumbfounded at this meeting.

At this time, the sightseeing car braked suddenly and stopped at an intersection.There happened to be another shuttle bus driving away ahead to make room for this temporary parking space.

The banshee narrator got out of the car and organized the passengers to get off together.

Xu Lai dawdled and waited for the other monsters to get off first. He quickly picked up a red peaked cap with "Zhongnan Tourist Village" printed on it from the car seat, and put it on the top of Yuan Chu's head with his backhand. Cover the original pair of golden pupils.

Xu Lai pulled Yuan Chu out of the car and walked behind the tour group. He looked at the familiar small bungalow with a double-slope roof in front of him, and couldn't help but tighten Yuan Chu's hand.Turning to look at him at the beginning, Xu Lala said softly, "We're going home."

At first, holding on to the brim of the peaked cap, he followed Xu Lai's gaze, and this small, unremarkable western-style building fell into his sight.

The house is covered with gray-green tiles and pink-white walls. It has been a few years since it was completed. The walls are mottled, and the pink roses on the half wall are used to hide their shame.

The dark green iron door was stained with rust, and was hung with an iron lock.

There is also a crooked bronze door plate hanging on the door, which reads: Room NO.13.

In the original fragmentary memory, there was only an outline of this house, and now it has finally been painted.

——It’s just that I don’t remember the red banner on the wall that says “the former residence of His Royal Highness and Mr. Lai”.

The position covered by the banner has been blessed by the demon power seal, and monsters with a demon power above the A-level catastrophe will be able to see the "no.

The evidence must have been wiped out by now.

The other tourists in the tour group have already pulled out the video bubbles, and they can’t wait to take a photo with Qiangwei’s bungalow. Seeing the big man who was sitting next to Xu Lai just now raised his hands painted with black nail polish to make a crazy Biye concave shape, Xu Lai stroked the center of his brow Close your eyes slowly.

Until the group of monsters who took pictures and clocked in were stopped by the whistle of the banshee commentator.

The banshee narrator held up a small trumpet and yelled: "Hurry up and line up. We only have three or ten minutes to stay in the former residence for a visit. Violators will bear the consequences."

Xu Lai really didn't expect that the tickets for the Internet celebrity attraction "Former Residence" seem to be in short supply, and the daily traffic should not be underestimated.

Accustomed to seeing the lawlessness and reckless behavior of monsters, Xu Lai opened his eyes again today, witnessing this group of blue-faced and long-toothed monsters obediently lined up in two columns, following the banshee narrator inside.

The "former residence" of His Royal Highness is not open to the public. Xu Lai thought that there would always be monsters, but it didn't. This group of loyal fans of His Highness Yuan agreed that it would be great to be able to take a photo in front of the house where His Royal Highness lived. It is an honor to be grateful, thanks to Dade for three days and three nights first, who dares to say more.

It was difficult for Xu Lae to reach a consensus with this group of big men, and he choked on the words with difficulty.

The banshee narrator led Xu Lai and his party to the front of the house. A circle of fences was next to the side wall of the house, and a group of hens laying eggs and a cow were kept in captivity. A special case of slipping through the net.

The banshee narrator explained earnestly: "Look, everyone, this is the backyard, and it is also the place where His Royal Highness, the original king, awakened the Dragon Power for the first time. This cow and a flock of chickens once provided His Royal Highness who did not have the ability to hunt. Now they are listed as the first-class protected animals, and their lives are worth more than you and me. Look again, have you seen the cow with a glory card hanging around its neck? It also has a A garland made of flowers and vines, this—is the cow that had the honor to bear His Highness's first dragon prestige, and was scared to death."

The banshee narrator faced the traveler, not noticing that as Xu Lai and Yuan Chu approached, the cows that had been grazing leisurely in the cow pen suddenly shook their legs.

A tourist said in surprise: "Tour guide, it is also scared to pee now."

Although he restrained his demonic aura at first, the cow was still aware of his existence by virtue of animal instinct.

The banshee commentator looked back, and said seriously: "This shows that His Highness's dragon power is extremely amazing. After many days, the remaining power is still undiminished."

The banshee narrator was talking nonsense, and the tourists felt that she was right.

The banshee narrator continued to introduce: "There is also this chicken coop. Originally, His Royal Highness chased chickens in this small courtyard. Let's take a look at this paper crown—"

The banshee commentator took out two small hexagonal crowns from his pocket, one red and the other gold, and an assistant came over with a small cart to cooperate with the banshee commentator, "Originally, His Royal Highness was wearing this little crown when he was chasing chickens. , was made by Mr. Shi Shi Jinglae ​​himself, and he will never give up without wearing this little crown. It can be seen that His Highness is very imposing at a young age. It’s the same paper crown, each monster in the tour group is limited to two paper crowns, the same style as His Highness, and it’s sold in limited quantities, it’s a must-have souvenir for visiting Zhongnan Village, if you want to buy it quickly.”

As soon as the monsters heard "The same style as Your Royal Highness Yuanchu", they rushed up and snapped it up, leaving Xu Lai stunned.And in the beginning, when the banshee commentator took out two small crowns, she looked at the small crown thoughtfully.

Xu Lala noticed the original doubt, and replied with a comment: "This is outrageous."

Xu Lai and Yuan Chu were watching the fire from the other side, but the big green man sitting next to Xu Lai had just made a shopping trip, and noticed that Xu Lai and Yuan Chu hadn't participated in the snap-up, so he couldn't help but ask, "Why didn't you snatch it?"

Xu Lala subconsciously thought that it was a die-hard fan who was coming to blame the passer-by fan for not selling to the real owner, so he quickly stood in front of Yuan Chu and explained, "Because we don't have anything that can be exchanged at equal value..."

referred to as poverty.

Besides, if he wasn't poor, could he tear up the tutorial book and give Chu Chu the origami crown?Can the original small crown of the same style be mass-produced with local materials, and can the neighbors in Zhongnandong still get wool?

Xu Lala felt that he should pay dividends, and that he was taking a lot of money, so there was no reason to spend money to buy peripherals.

As a result, the big man Qingqiu was so happy that he said "Hey hey", he rushed up and grabbed Xu Lai's hand, stuffed a bunch of treasures of unknown effect into his hand, pushed him to squeeze into the monster pile, half forced Half entrustment: "Limit to purchase two, don't waste it, if you don't buy it, just let me have the quota!"

Xu Lale: "..."

This is because I want to buy from them.

On the one hand, Xu Lai insisted on keeping him from exposing himself and making trouble with him, and on the other hand, he didn't want to conflict with the young man.Xu Lala couldn't imagine the scene where he squeezed into the pile of monsters with Yuan Chu to snap up paper crowns, and he couldn't imagine that if Yuan Chu, who was obsessed with cleanliness, was touched by other monsters, these monsters who were eagerly snapping up the money would be cold in an instant.

Fortunately, at this time, the banshee narrator blew the whistle and said with a small trumpet: "It is sold out now, everyone line up and come to visit the next attraction."

The banshee's whistle came too timely, the big man Qingqiu sighed, but Xu Lai let out a sigh of relief.

It's just that Xu Lai still has some doubts. The "former residence" is a restricted area that is not open to the public. Apart from the corner of No. 13, where hens and cows are kept in captivity, there is no other attraction.