me and my monster neighbor

"Leave a way, demon walker, pay attention to walk the way of demon walk—"

The delicate female voice came out from the loudspeaker, Xu Lai was stunned for a while, and saw clearly that the car in front of him, which looked like a special garden tour, was full of strange monsters.

The female guide turned her back to the front of the car, her body lying on the co-pilot's seat cushion was thrown backwards due to the sudden braking, and she turned her head holding back her anger.

Xu Lala was stunned for a moment, then dragged Yuan Chu, and subconsciously hid behind the wisteria waterfall.

Yuan Yuan looked at him blankly.

The wisteria waterfall grows along the arched door, and the branches pour down. Xu Lai's clumsy hide-and-seek technique is like a seven-year-old child hiding behind the curtain, hiding his body but unable to hide his feet.

Xu Lai heard the banshee's footsteps getting closer, he didn't care to think about it, he hurriedly tried to cover the original dazzling silver hair, and the pair of golden pupils that were unique in the whole demon world.

Xu Lala: "Quick, quickly change your eyes and hair back."

The Zhongnan Cave changed drastically, and even a large number of strange monsters appeared, which made Xu Lai flustered for a while. He first thought that there were two S-level natural disaster monsters, Niu Ge and Di Ting, in Zhongnan Cave, and it was impossible to be captured.Then I thought that brother Niu was seriously injured in the battle of Wanyao Palace, and he could not protect himself.

Finally, he calmed down and recalled the true colors of his monster neighbors. When it comes to black and white, there must be no monsters that can make them suffer. disrupted their plans.

So Xu Lale asked Yuan Chu to put away his silver hair and golden pupils, and act in a low-key manner.

At the beginning, Xu Lala was allowed to cover his eyes, but when he heard that Xu Lala wanted him to change the color of his eyes and hair, Yuan Chu tore off Xu Lala's hand, held it gently in his hand, and looked at Xu Lala steadily, his thin lips slightly Zhang, replied softly: "I don't."

Xu Lala was caught off guard by Yuan Chu's rejection, and it was rare for Yuan Chu to be serious, so there was no room for change in this refusal.

"what's wrong with you……"

Xu Lala didn't have time to find out why Yuanyuan resisted. The banshee was already close in front of him. When the banshee lifted the vines of the vine waterfall, Xu Lala moved sideways to block Yuanchu on impulse, and pressed the back of Yuanchu's head with one hand, forcing him into his own chest.

"..."

A strange silence spread behind the wisteria curtain, Xu Lai and a seductive banshee stared at each other.

The banshee blinked her eyes inexplicably, and her eyes wandered around Xu Lala's back and the other person who was mostly covered by him. When Xu Lala felt at a loss, the banshee muttered as usual: " Hey, why are you here again, little brother, did you read the notice board when you came in, the first rule of Zhongnan Cave is "keep yourselves clean, no field battles, take care of flowers, plants, rocks and trees, we monsters are responsible", how do you reply thing. "

Yuan Yuan was forced to stick to Xu Lai's chest, without struggling, and didn't care about other things.He pressed his face close to Xu Lala's left chest, and heard a heartbeat that was familiar and reassuring to him.

Xu Lala was resentfully reprimanded by this alluring banshee, unable to speak, and the hand holding the back of Yuan Chu's head trembled slightly.

However, the [-]-character village regulations of Zhongnan Cave blurted out by the banshee reminded Xu Lai like yesterday. Neighbors, you said to each other, not only helped Xu Lai get rid of the suspicion of false pregnancy, but also concluded that the evidence left by a certain big monster in the field caused Shi Shijing to be harmed.

As a result, all the neighbors shed sad tears for Xu Lai, and formulated the first village rule for this, which is these 20 words-keep yourselves clean, prohibit field battles, take care of flowers, plants, stones and trees, we demons are responsible.

Xu Lala became more and more convinced that the appearance of these monsters here was a trick of his neighbors. While embracing Yuanyuan and not daring to let go, he embarrassedly said to the banshee: "I'm sorry, sister, we...we are here... I got lost on this trail of vines, and I got dizzy after going around and around, so I got impatient, so..."

When Xu Lai said this, he felt dizzy. He looked down and found that his original silver hair had faded to black. He was relieved and said to the female monster, "I'm sorry, we didn't violate the rules on purpose..." he said He let go of his arms, and was about to turn around, when Yuan Chu raised his face at first glance, a pair of bright golden pupils looked into his eyes, so frightened that Xu Lala hastily covered his eyes again, and pressed him against his own shoulders.

The female monster standing next to her fiddled with her long ponytail. In her eyes, Xu Lai's every move was a pair of married couples who had entered the estrous period and were dying of boredom.Although this is a male and male love no matter how you look at it.But there is no shortage of homosexuality in the demon world, and the pair of beautiful boys in front of them are also pleasing to the eye. The banshee is inevitably selfish and has become very tolerant.

Her eyes moved down to the clasped hands of Xu Lae and Yuan Chu, and when Liu Yemei raised her soft and affectionate gaze suddenly became sharp: "Where's your two garden bracelets?"

Xu Lala was stunned by the question: "Ah, ah?"

The female monster snorted, and just at this moment, the ferry car not far away honked several eager horns, urging the female monster.

The banshee glanced at her head, turned her head and glared at Xu Lai again, took a step forward and stuffed something into Xu Lai's hand, and said: "Okay, okay, I will pretend that you two are evading fares, put on the bracelet, and you will be fine." Give me some restraint. Come with me, there is still one empty seat in the car, you two squeeze together."

Xu Lala stretched out his hands and saw that the banshee gave him two red strings.

The word "fare evasion" confused Xu Lai, but he still answered bravely: "...Okay. Thank you, sister."

Xu Lala maintained the original posture of leaning his head on his shoulder, followed behind the banshee, and hitched a ride.

No matter where this train is going, he has already returned to Zhongnan Cave.

Xu Lala took a closer look and saw that there were twenty monsters sitting on the ferry, all of them with green faces and long fangs, and it was not difficult to tell that they were from the same ethnic group.Xu Lai squeezed into the last row of seats facing away from the front of the car. He isolated Yuan Yuan in the corner and sat next to the big green man.

This strong man with a green beard stood in the back row boldly, with his arms crossed and his eyes like bells.As soon as the ferry started, the car swayed left and right, and Xu Lai's body would inevitably have physical contact with the big man. The arms of this man and the demon were stuck together, and the unicorn arms of the strong man were as thick as Xu Lai's four arms.

Xu Lala caught a glimpse of everyone wearing a red string on their hands, put the red string on silently, and then subconsciously sat upright. At this moment, he regained the feeling of being out of place when he first came to Zhongnandong, weak and pitiful and helpless. Suzuki himself really doesn't fit in with the monsters.

Fortunately, this car of monsters just looked at Xu Lai casually, not too interested, but more fascinated by the scenery along the way.

Xu Lala was sitting in the last row at the rear of the car, his hair was messed up by the howling wind, he stared blankly at the receding scenery, and just after he had lost his thoughts for a while, he heard the voice of the female monster just now through the loudspeaker .

"Welcome to Zhongnan Village——"

Xu Lai followed the monsters in the same row of seats and turned around to cheer.I saw the female monster standing in the passenger seat, holding a classic big horn in red and white.

Xu Lala still had a lot of doubts about when "Zhongnan Cave" would be promoted to "Zhongnan Village", so she heard the female monster impassioned and said incessantly: "Everyone, the terminal station of this train is His Royal Highness Wanyao Palace. Let us pay homage to the birthplace of His Royal Highness together with the former residence of Mr. Shitou Jing, and trace the growth journey of His Highness accompanied by Mr. Shitou Jing."

Xu Lale:?

"This is a great land, the cradle where His Royal Highness was reborn, and His Highness's great rebirth has also strengthened our belief in chasing our dreams... It is worth mentioning that there are gossip that the true identity of Mr. Shi Shijing is actually He is a human prophet who strayed into the demon world. However, when he lived in Zhongnan Village, he almost won the nomination of "The Most Vicious Demon in the Village" twice in a row. It is said that he is recognized as the most promiscuous and cruel demon. It can be seen that Mr. If he is not the greatest monster among monsters, he should also be the villain among people. "

Xu Lale:? ? ?

All the monsters in the car applauded and said yes, only Xu Lai had question marks all over his head.

"..."

Yuan Chu, who was sitting next to her, asked with great interest: "Is she telling the story of our past?"

Xu Lala was speechless for a while, he was very speechless, but at least, the former residence belonged to the dead!At best, it's just a visit to the old house! ! !

Xu Lala could never have imagined that he had only been away for more than a month. This remote Zhongnan Cave, which is at the bottom of the demon world's contempt chain, after Yuan Chu awakened as the master of the Wanyao Palace, he was still under the name of "His Royal Highness Yuan Chu and Mr. Shi Jing". With the gimmick of "Former Residence", tickets for one-day tours are officially on sale.

The weak but kind-hearted neighbors in Zhongnandong in Xu Laile's memory have changed drastically. Zhongnandong was originally a "Yanglao Village", but now it has become a famous tourist attraction far and near. This barren and backward village has developed a tourism industry. coming.

"It's well known."

The banshee continued to chatter: "His Royal Highness Wan Yao walked out of this village! Ovary, the unparalleled stone spirit, belongs to our village! His Majesty Fenghuang, who is currently the head of the six demon emperors, also belongs to our village! Even the human prophet is from our village!"

Accompanied by the banshee's impassioned speech, there was continuous applause.