me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lai's personalized signature fully occupied 30 characters, without wasting half a character space.

If it weren't for the 30-character limit, Xu Lai would still want to talk about it in his signature, publicizing his ideas and views on women's equal rights and unequal responsibilities, and calling on advanced elements who support women's rights to promote advanced ideas.

Xu Lala strives to make his personality signature aggressive and unstoppable, giving the majority of male compatriots a sense of ideological collision and suffocating oppression, so as to eliminate the possibility of TGM becoming interested in him.

He wants to make all possible impossible.

Seeing that the newly added Ovary input information was successfully uploaded, Xu Lai waited for the release of Hehuajing. Unexpectedly, after Hehuajing No. [-] handed the tablet to Hehuajing No. [-], Hehuajing No. [-] said without looking up: "Perform the last routine inspection , call it a day after inspection.”

After receiving instructions, Lotus Essence No. [-] walked up to Xu Lai, with no emotional fluctuations on her face, and she could even be said to be too indifferent. She said in a businesslike manner, "Take off your clothes."

As soon as she finished speaking, she added, "Take them all off."

"..."

Xu Lie's heart skipped a beat when he heard that.

Sweating profusely, his fingertips turned white, he subconsciously grabbed the pocket of his coat, and in the pocket of his school uniform was a small glass bottle the size of oral liquid, which contained water from the source of Jiutian River.

The stone egg was tied close to his abdomen, separated only by a casual sweater and school uniform jacket.If the jacket and top are removed, the pregnancy fraud will undoubtedly be exposed on the spot.

Xu Lala didn't take off his clothes for a long time, licked his dry lips, and asked awkwardly, "Are you taking off here..."

Lotus Essence No. [-] narrowed his eyes impatiently.

Lotus Essence No. [-] interrupted with a smile: "Just take it off here, but don't be nervous, everyone is androgynous, we have all the parts you should have, only more than you, no less than you, you don't have to be shy .”

Xu Lale:?

Interrupted by Hehuajing No. [-], Xu Lai reflexively glanced at the lower body of Hehuajing No. [-] out of the corner of his eye.

Lotus Essence No. [-] spread out his hands with a smile, tilted his head and let him look at him.

"..."

At this time, Xu Lai thought that the lotus is not only monoecious, but also has variable stamens, and the number of pistils is equivalent to the lotus seed holes on the lotus pod...

Xu Lala shivered at the moment, thinking about it with fear!

Lotus Essence No. [-] saw Xu Lai trembling at being teased by her, and covered her mouth to laugh.

Lotus Essence No. [-] still had the leisure and elegance to chat and laugh with Xu Lai, but Lotus Essence No. [-] had a displeased expression, stepped forward and said, "Please cooperate with our inspection work, and those who do not cooperate will be enforced."

Seeing that Lotus Essence No. [-] wanted to make a move, Xu Lala's hand holding the glass bottle was also clenched tightly.Lotus No. [-] hurriedly stopped No. [-], she patiently explained to Xu Lai, asking for understanding: "That's right, we are responsible for checking whether there is a red birthmark on Ovary's body, because this is an important indicator, there is no other meaning, Or, have you ever noticed that you have a red birthmark on your body?"

Xu Lala pursed her lips, staring closely at Lotus Jing No. [-] with a vigilant expression, in case Lotus Jing No. [-] heard him answer "no" and immediately came to take off his clothes and give him a full-body examination.

There was a long silence.

Xu Lala said, "There is one place."

Hearing this, the eyes of lotus essence No. [-] brightened, and even lotus essence No. [-], who was not optimistic about Xu Lai, also looked over.

I saw Xu Lai turn around, with his back to Lotus Essence No. [-], [-], and [-], pull the zipper of his school uniform jacket over his shoulders, and then peel off the sweater on his left shoulder, revealing the white and lean shoulders that belong only to young people...

After his parents divorced, Xu Lai took a year off from school and rebelled to the end. During this period, he went to a tattoo shop. The Liujie tattoo on the inside of his right arm was just a gift, and the tattoo on his left shoulder was his formal attire with a picture.

This is a full-fledged tattoo of the second disease: in the middle are three comma-shaped spells arranged in a spiral, and there is a circle of sealing spells around it-the sealing spell on Uchiha Sasuke's shoulder in "Naruto" .

The sealing spell in the original anime is all black when it is sealed, and it is all red when it is opened.

At that time, Xu Lai had his own understanding of the sealing spell, and he asked the tattoo artist to dye the spell into cinnabar red, leaving only the runes in black.

Xu Lala never expected that it was this tattoo that made Lotus Essence No. [-] "wow" in surprise on the spot.

Now even Lotus Essence No. [-] couldn't sit still, she and No. [-] and No. [-] gathered behind Xu Lai, and the three sisters whispered and studied for a while.

Xu Lale's mind was in a mess, and he could only hear the three lotus sisters talking behind his back:

"Is this an advanced mark?"

"It's very similar to the Phoenix family!"

"It's not as good as the imprint of the Phoenix Clan, but it's still a low-profile version."

"The black lines around it are very special."

"And the location is just right, and it has high ornamental value when doing business."

"Yes, yes, the key is a good location! You are born in the right place."

……

Xu Lae got goosebumps all over his body, the more he listened, the more he felt that he was about to suffer. Before they could say anything, he pulled back the collar of his sweater to cover the tattoo on his shoulder, and put his clothes back on neatly.

When he turned around again, Xu Lai found that lotus essence No. [-] and No. [-] treated him more politely.

Xu Lala looked at them with complicated emotions.

First of all, the customer service of Lotus Essence No. [-] changed the attitude of neglecting service just now, and enthusiastically said to him: "Darling, I suggest that you consider changing the registration information of Ovary again."

Xu Lale:?

Lotus Essence No. [-] brought over the processor that registered the new Ovary information, pointed to the line "Advantage: Not found yet" and said to Xu Lai: "There is no limit to the number of changes within three hours of registration. It is recommended that you fill in the "Advantage column" Possesses the Shougong mark'."

Xu Lale:?

Lotus Essence No. [-] seemed to be upper bodyed by No. [-]. With a smile on her face, she patiently and considerately gave Xu Lie some basic knowledge about the ghou palace imprint.

The so-called Shougong mark refers to the red birthmark that will appear in a very small number of Ovary races, and the standard color is cinnabar red.

Except for the phoenix, a noble race born with divine blood, which has 100% high-level gecko marks, and the single-lingwu clan generally has ordinary gecko marks, and very few have high-level gecko marks, Ovary of other races even have ordinary marks It's all a luxury.

Throughout the ages, Ovary with the Shougong mark has always been a favorite of TGM.

There are two reasons:

First, as we all know, monsters of different races transformed into human forms can solve the obstacle of cross-species communication and harmony of life, but after all, there is still a cross-race barrier, the matching degree is still not high, and there is reproductive isolation.The only exception is Ovary, who has the imprint of the gecko, and is quite in tune with TGMs of different races in bed affairs. The tacit understanding is close to that of the same race, and even reproductive isolation is minimized;

The second is that the gecko imprint on Ovary will automatically recognize the first TGM combined for the first time.

After the Ovary with the gecko mark is marked by TGM in the first combination, the gecko mark will automatically fade to red in normal times. When and only when he has sex with the TGM that was first combined, the gecko mark will return to its original color. The cinnabar red of blood will even change the brightness of the cinnabar red synchronously according to Ovary's pleasure.

In short, the marking form of the gecko marks not only satisfies the strong possessive desire of all TGMs, but the color of the gecko marks changes with the joy of Ovary, making TGM enjoy its challenge even more, and the gecko marks change from gray to dark The process of the red color gradually turning into blood-stained cinnabar red also has a high visual value, not to mention that Ovary can also reproduce for the powerful monster race.

Lotus Essence No. [-] concluded: "Therefore, Ovary with the Shougong mark will skyrocket in value, dear, you are no longer an ordinary stone spirit. Compared with Ovary of the same race, Ovary with the Shougong mark is a Different treatment."

Lotus Essence No. [-] interjected: "Even in the Ovary ranking with the Shougong imprint, Mr. Xu Lela's Shougong imprint is very outstanding!"

There are also good and bad Shougong imprints.Specifically, an expert jury will conduct comprehensive scoring based on the position and shape of the imprint.

Lotus Essence No. [-] is very sure: "We have just made a preliminary assessment of Mr. Xu Lai's Shougong imprint. The location of the growth is excellent, and the shape has a certain ornamental value. It is preliminarily estimated that only the phoenix with the sunflower pattern in full bloom is not suitable. Qiji, compared with other Ovary groups, Mr. Xu Lale must have a unique advantage!"

Lotus Essence No. [-] and Lotus Essence No. [-] were praising Xu Lai from the left and right, but Xu Lai was not flattered by the praise, but fell to the ground in a gloomy mood.

It's just a fucking tattoo!

He doesn't need this advantage either!

Xu Lale was very worried.

Lotus Essence No. [-] held the tablet in both hands and handed it to Xu Lai, and said politely to the prospective first lady of TGM: "May I ask Mr. Xu Lai to change the information now?"

Xu Lala resisted inwardly: "I can't..."

Lotus Essence No. [-] smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't change it. The important information that you have the Shougong imprint will also be updated on your page simultaneously."

Lotus Essence No. [-] added: "Don't worry, it will definitely be announced on the most conspicuous board!"

Xu Lala couldn't laugh when he heard that, he racked his brains with a heavy heart, trying to find an excuse to refuse.He hesitated: "Well...can you not announce this news for the time being?"

Hearing this, the lotus essence one, two and three all showed doubts, and the lotus essence two replied: "It stands to reason that this is against the rules, and the information should be made public as soon as possible."

Xu Lala was silent, staring at the word "South" on the lotus team uniform, and sighed sadly.

Xu Shi was moved by Xu Lai's sad and sighing appearance, and the three lotus sisters whispered together and held a small meeting temporarily.

Lotus Essence No. [-] claims that it will not be made public for the time being, and the reasons are relatively good: "After all, Mr. Xu Lai's due date is still a hundred years away. Ovary, who has the seal of the palace guard, is undoubtedly a catastrophe for the country and the people. Announcing the news in advance is just to let everyone TGM know." The demon started the battle for the rare Ovary a hundred years in advance, and it seems unnecessary to cause unnecessary wars."

Lotus Essence No. [-] held the same opinion on this, and said with a headache: "The most important point is that before the 'arrival', you TGM big monsters will frequently exert pressure on our Southern Yinwuxu Branch, and it is not easy to deal with them ah."

Lotus Essence No. [-] nodded sympathetically.

In the face of self-interest, the impromptu meeting had results ahead of schedule.

Lotus Essence No. [-] smiled and told Xu Lai the decision after their discussions: "Our Ovary Conservation Association has always regarded respecting and protecting Ovary as the first criterion. We respect your wishes, since Mr. Xu Lai has concerns. , we promise to keep the fact that you have the Shougong mark temporarily secret from the outside world during your pregnancy, and only open the online number picking function for your blind date appointment time."

Xu Lala frowned and said, "But I'm still pregnant... I'm not in a hurry to go on a blind date."

Lotus Essence No. [-] expressed understanding: "Of course, we only open blind date appointments after you give birth to stone eggs. If you lay eggs after a hundred years, then the date of appointment will be a hundred years later."

Hearing this, Xu Lale readily agreed.

Even if he has been trapped in the world of monsters, and he will be buried in the ground a hundred years later, this blind date appointment does not pose any real threat to him.

Xu Lala even made up a story about how he was getting old in the world of monsters - his vitality was sucked away by the stone egg in his stomach.The price of giving birth to a stone spirit is so cruel, but giving birth is glorious, even if he is giving birth to a child with his own body, he is willing to do so!

The verification work has also come to an end.

Lotus Essence No. [-] took out a seal from a brocade box, and did the final work: "Thank you for your support and cooperation in our verification work, and finally, please let me stamp the seal of Ovary Association certification on the wrist of your left hand Poke, the stamping process may be slightly stinging. As long as you have this chapter, ordinary monsters will not dare to attack you. After all, if a monster attacks you, it is tantamount to openly provoking the Ovary Protection Association and the big TGM monsters behind the association .”

In short, this is the so-called death-free gold medal specially given to Ovary.

This is probably because Xu Lai was frightened and afraid to hear the best news for a long time, and he stretched out his left hand cooperatively as he said.

Lotus Essence No. [-] stamped a red round stamp on Xu Lai's left wrist, like a tattoo pen, the needle bounced back on the skin at high frequency, and pierced a complete pattern on the left hand.

But in the process of stamping, Xu Lai didn't feel the slightest tingling.

I saw a bisector line in the middle of the round stamp, dividing the round stamp into upper and lower semicircles:

In the upper half of the circle, the characters "Wanyao Palace · Ovary Protection Association · Yinwuxu Branch" are arched and close to the edge of the round seal, and there is a number O*100008333 directly below;

In the lower half circle, the inspection date "September 20, 9x09" and the words "Inspection Passed" are written respectively.

——It looks like the qualified round stamp stamped by the State Quarantine Bureau on the inspection of pork that is about to enter the market.

So far, Xu Lai is also a qualified Ovary that can be marketed for the TGM monster to pick and eat.