me and my monster neighbor

Seeing that Xu Lai was not very interested in that classic, Tang Siniang immediately took out another book and strongly recommended it to him, and said with bright eyes: "You can read this one! I think this book is very good. the value of!"

Under Tang Siniang's earnest eyes, Xu Lala took the book with an A4 size cover feeling pressured.

"On the Self-realization of Contemporary Women"

Xu Lai opened the table of contents and scanned them roughly. The table of contents was first divided into several large chapters, and each chapter was subdivided into chapters.

The chapter titles are as follows:

In the glorious age of childbirth, is childbearing really glorious?

Physiological disadvantages have already determined that females always suffer more;

Talk about the phenomenon and essence of female objectification throughout the ages;

Equal rights for men and women, how to define new rights and obligations?

There is no conflict between respecting traditional culture and learning modern concepts;

The great thing about female reproduction is that there are females and then males;

……

Just looking at the catalogue, Xu Lai felt a suffocating sense of oppression.

Tang Siniang took out the pen that she carried with her, pulled off the cap, and waved her big-sleeve shirt, sketching out several important chapters for Xu Lai with a smile: "This is a compulsory course for our females. It is about improving the spiritual level. This is the most important thing, you read these chapters a few more times, and I will spot check your study progress and achievements from time to time!"

Xu Lala looked at her blankly.

Xu Lala recalled that Li Gongbao was hesitant to speak but cautiously added that "she may be a slightly extreme feminist".

Xu Lala wanted to correct Li Gongbao.

Tang Siniang is not only an extreme feminist, but even wants to train him to be the successor of feminism.

Tang Siniang made a pregnancy plan for him, and asked Xu Lai to start immediately, and to sit at the desk every afternoon and read her recommended books.

She moved Xu Lala's desk to the door, facing a window, even if Xu Lala locked the door, Tang Siniang would show half of her face in front of the window and supervise his study all the time, just like the dean of Chatang.

Xu Lala didn't know what to do. He sat on the chair stupidly, and he didn't even walk.

He flipped through the books, and the must-read items recommended by Tang Siniang caused him extreme discomfort, and Xu Lale was insensitive to them.After thinking about it, I took out two teaching aids from my schoolbag, and took off the covers of "On the Realization of Self-worth of Contemporary Women" and "Witness of the New Era: Critical Thinking: Reinterpreting Feminism" , used to wrap on the covers of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation (Gaokao Mathematics)" and "Five-Year College Entrance Three-Year Simulation (Gaokao Science and Comprehensive)".

Opening the book again, seeing the parity and monotonicity of the verification function, Xu Lai felt an inexplicable sense of peace of mind, as well as a long-lost desire for knowledge.

Xu Lala never imagined before that the little trick used by girls in junior high class to change book covers to peek at romance novels was actually used by him to steal Wusan.

What made him never imagined was that he fell alone in the cracks in the world of monsters to survive, and he even thought about having a chance to prepare for the college entrance examination.

Only six words "magical realism" can describe his current life.

Xu Lala set up the teaching supplementary book of mathematics, and propped his head to write calculations in the draft book.

Easily deal with Tang Siniang's surprise attack.

Tang Siniang was very pleased and stood outside the window with a loving smile on her face.

Xu Lala straightened her waist, and the school uniform jacket on her body had a newborn school emblem of the rising sun near her left chest, which also became extraordinarily bright and splendid.

Xu Lala spent an exceptionally fulfilling afternoon, but with the exhaustion of his brain, he fell into bed that night and fell into a dark sleep.

In the middle of the night, a desolate female voice outside the house sang the Adagio all night.

"...The soil of the three-foot solitary grave is not yet dry...the idiot has been buried in purple mud..."

"...Only the old poplar leaves..."

However, Xu Lala had slept so long ago that he didn't know what night it was, whether she was a three-foot solitary grave or a village on the water, she couldn't enter his dreams.

The next day.

Just after the morning bell rang three times, Xu Lai heard Director Luo's knock on the door in his drowsy sleep.

Director Luo knocked on the door and shouted out of breath, "Little comrade, are you awake, little comrade?"

Xu Lai and Shi Dan stayed together day and night, and even slept with their arms around it.He rubbed his eyes in a daze, and the moment his mind cleared up, he opened his eyes with a jerk, hurriedly picked up the stone egg, picked up the perfume, and ran towards the bathroom, for fear that Director Luo would be in a hurry , directly broke through the door and rushed in.

Xu Lala responded to him: "Just woke up... is there something wrong? Director Luo."

Director Luo replied excitedly outside the door: "Little comrade! The Yinwuxu branch of the Ovary Conservation Association in charge of our south called me last night and said that the branch committee member responsible for verifying your identity will arrive at noon today. I didn’t close my eyes all night, and I hurried to inform you that I’m coming at dawn! You pack up and get ready, lest the members of the subcommittee be caught off guard!”

Director Luo was very happy, mainly because Zhongnan Cave has always been neglected, such as applying for village construction and installation of street lights, and applying for LAN coverage, etc. He has to respectfully call every once in a while to remind him, But apart from being cold-eyed and perfunctory, he has never enjoyed normal treatment.

But within three days of his phone call, the Ovary Protection Association sent members to rush over, which shows how much they attached importance to Director Luo's phone call.

Director Luo was in full bloom when he received the treatment of demonism that only big monsters could enjoy.

Xu Lala was in a panic.

The word "verification" pierced his heart like a thorn.

Xu Lala hurriedly asked: "How do they 'check'? Will I be taken away by them?"

Director Luo cheerfully asked three questions: "I don't know about this, but Tang Siniang may know something."

Xu Lala's mind was messed up and nervous, so he asked Director Luo to help him invite Tang Siniang over. On the other hand, he was busy stuffing stone eggs and spraying perfume. He also thought about bringing water from the source of Jiutian River with him just in case.

When Tang Siniang arrived, she was as happy as Director Luo.She believes that the glorious moment when Xu Lai was certified as Ovary, every neighbor in Zhongnandong is also honored.

Tang Siniang said tenderly: "I hope that La La's experience can be written into a report and published in the Monster City Evening News, so as to warn the big monsters who overwhelm the sky with one hand. Our monster world not only has a survival system of the weak and the strong, we also need a peaceful and stable one." Pure Land, otherwise, it is really unimaginable what kind of tragic situation Ovary leftovers like La La will be reduced to."

Tang Siniang sighed three times.

Director Luo attached great importance to the visit of the members of the Yinwuxu branch of the Ovary Protection Association to Zhongnan Cave. He even leaned on a broom to help Xu Lai clean the door. He burst into tears: "I only hope that the local demon bureau can see our contribution A LAN that can authorize us to rejoin the network communication..."

Only Xu Lai was anxious, and only cared about how members of the Protection Association would verify the authenticity of Ovary.

It's a pity that Tang Siniang and Director Luo were also fortunate to see members of the Ovary Protection Association visit Zhongnan Cave for the first time, and they knew nothing about their inspection work.

……

Until noon, Xu Lai waited anxiously for the three flower fairies members of the Ovary Association to come.

It is said that the scene of these three lotus fairies crossing the river amazed all the little demons on both sides of the river—they had light feet, their toes touched the water, flowers grew under their feet, and lotuses grew at every step, as if they were walking on flat ground.Crossing the river is also effortless.

Jiutianhe, which made monsters on both sides of the strait feel uncomfortable, was very uncomfortable in front of them.

At this time, the three lotus fairies were wearing uniforms, and the brush and ink on the back was magnificent, with the word "South" written on it, which represented the Yinwuxu branch of the Ovary Protection Association.The appearance of the three fairies was the same, their behaviors were uniform, and they sat side by side of Director Luo's desk in a row.

And Xu Lai stood alone behind them.

——It's like a certain draft scene waiting for your mentor to turn around for you.

Director Luo, Tang Siniang and other onlookers who joined in the fun were isolated from the outside so as not to disturb them.

The only thing that is fortunate for Xu Lai is that the lotus spirits are not as sensitive as animal spirits. They mainly rely on the evil spirit to identify the target, and Xu Lai's ghost design at this time is "a pregnant woman who temporarily loses her magic power". It is normal for them not to feel the evil spirit.

While Xu Lai was thinking wildly, Lotus Essence No. [-] turned around for Xu Lai first, and began to go through the verification process.

He Hua Jing No. [-] held a mobile phone-like object in his hand and scanned Xu Lai's whole body. From time to time, the beep of the lens focusing on the lens would sound, but the "click" sound of the camera was not heard for a long time.

Lotus Essence No. [-] turned around and had a whispered discussion with his little sister.

Afterwards, Lotus Essence No. [-] held a pink Polaroid-like camera in his hand and pointed at Xu Lai, speaking softly and softly: "Look at my camera and smile, I'll take a few pictures for you first." Beautiful promotional photos."

Xu Lale:?

But Xu Lala didn't dare to ask in detail, he let it be arranged, and smiled stiffly at the camera.

Lotus Essence No. [-] still has requirements for movements, so Xu Lai was instructed to pretend to hold something with his right hand and hold the bottom with his left hand, and take a few promotional photos in a professional posture for displaying items in case of emergencies.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lai looks like a Showboy, showing a professional smirk.

After taking the "promotional photo", Lotus Essence No. [-] handed Xu Lai an information processing tool similar to a tablet.She said: "You first confirm whether the information is correct."

Xu Lala took it with both hands, and saw on the page——

Added Ovary information entry page:

Shi Shijing, 170 years old, hermaphroditic, male in physical characteristics, self-inbred and pregnant, temporarily registered as Ovary, and the rarity needs further evaluation.

Below the text message is a red column graph similar to a life bar, and two photos are attached.

One of the photos is similar to the radiation examination in the radiology department. Xu Lai's whole body is off-white, and the stone eggs on the lower abdomen are black; the other photo is a "promotional photo" taken by Xu Lai now, and the background has been roughly removed. , replacing the peach pink solid-color ID photo background.

Aesthetics are worrying.Ugly and weird.This is Xu Lale's ugliest ID photo ever.

Xu Lale confirmed that the information was correct, and Hehuajing No. [-] asked him to fill in the blanks below the form.

Xu Lai scratched the page up, and saw that there were still three blank spaces below.

They are your strengths, weaknesses, and personality statement.

Xu Lala was confused, and asked in a low voice, "Excuse me...how should I fill out this personality declaration?"

Lotus Essence No. 30 explained concisely and clearly: "Within [-] characters, create hot spots to sell yourself as much as possible."

Xu Lale:?

To whom?

Lotus Essence No. [-] covered her small mouth and said with a smile: "A declaration of personality is equal to a declaration of making friends. If you don't have blood or racial advantages, you must fill it out carefully. I will try to leave a cute, interesting and profound first for everyone who has a place in the field of nothingness. impression!"

Xu Lale:?

Although Xu Lai doesn't know much about TGM, it's not difficult to understand when it comes into context.

Xu Lai quickly figured out the logic.

The so-called Ovary Association registration is actually equivalent to a large-scale dating website, and submitting personal information for certification is equivalent to submitting a personal resume for a blind date candidate.

According to the customer service introduction of Lotus Essence No. [-], Ovary has the right to view the TGM list online after successful registration, and his relevant information will also be shared with all registered—single—TGMs.

Lotus Essence No. [-] said: "However, TGM is strictly controlled and screened out layers of big monsters with absolute racial advantages. Some big monsters don't mind that the mother's racial genes don't have inherent advantages."

The implication is that the big monster has absolute confidence in his own racial genes, no matter how innately superior his mother's genes are, he has no advantage.Therefore, ordinary stone spirits also have the possibility of climbing into a wealthy family and becoming a phoenix.

The original intention of the lotus essence was to encourage Xu Lai, but Xu Lai trembled even more when he heard it—a big monster that is powerful in every way, including a sharp sense of smell, and he knew that this Ovary was not for "eating", but Swallowed directly into the stomach...

Xu Lai suddenly felt suffocated.

He suddenly realized that this registration was not a protection agreement at all, it was clearly on the death reserve list.

Looking down again to see the self-filling questions, his expression also became very dignified.

After thinking for a moment, Xu Lai filled in the information in the form...

Xu Lai handed the registration form to Hehuajing No. [-]. After reading it, Hehuajing No. [-] was silent for a moment, then raised his head and said, "The information cannot be modified after it is confirmed and uploaded."

Xu Lai nodded affirmatively.

After receiving an affirmative answer, Lotus Essence No. [-] clicked to upload the information filled in by Xu Lai——

Pros: Not found yet.

Disadvantages: The pregnancy period is too long, and it takes a hundred years of pregnancy to reach the expected date of delivery. The production rate is extremely low, and the input and output cannot be directly proportional.

Declaration of Personality: Please use critical thinking to talk about your views on the phenomenon and nature of female objectification throughout the ages.

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Note: Chapter 7 and Chapter 12 of the above article, including the opera lyrics that appear later, all come from a Cantonese opera "Wishing to Surround the Lonely Grave for the Butterfly"