me and my monster neighbor

In the eyes of the neighbors, Xu Lala looked at Chu Chu's raised head in embarrassment. It obviously regarded the little Fat Jiu under his seat as a mount he had just tamed.

And Xiao Feijiu, who was brutally enslaved in Room [-], gave Xu Lala a soft "Chirp", trying to be cute, and wanted Xu Lala to comment.

The mood of the other neighbors present was also quite complicated.

Who would have imagined that the bully of Zhongnan Cave, who committed many crimes and set fire to the houses in Zhongnan Cave decades ago, was riding under the seat by a cub that had just hatched less than three days ago when he came out of the cave again.

And the neighbors didn't realize it until this time-it turns out that Xiao Feijiu also knows reason.

This complicates the mood of the neighbors who have been "persecuted" by Xiao Feijiu and have experienced the reconstruction of Zhongnandong after the disaster.

Although the neighbors all advocated the policy of peacefully resolving all problems, the neighbors also felt that it was unkind for Little Jiujiu to meet a "natural enemy" that completely restrained it, but they secretly applauded.

Although Chuchu faintly revealed that it would be the next Zhongnandong Xiaobawang, but fortunately, it still obeys Xu Lala, the "birth mother", and the neighbors can relax a little bit.

There was a moment of silence at the scene, but it was the carefree Mrs. Niu who broke the silence first, and she said cheerfully: "It's rare for little Jiujiu to meet cubs of the same age. It's a very warm thing for a partner to accompany each other to grow up in Zhongnan Cave!"

Smiling, Mrs. Niu leaned down and said to the two "lively" and cute cubs, "You can play around, but remember not to hurt each other!"

Mrs. Niu took the initiative to take up the post of kindergarten teacher in Zhongnandong.

Little Jiujiu has an extremely fiery temper, and when he heard Mrs. Niu's nonsense talk so upside down, he was so angry that he opened his mouth and spit fire at Mrs. Niu with a cry of "chirp!"

In the blink of an eye, at the very moment, Brother Niu grabbed Niu Auntie's waist with lightning speed, and suddenly turned over to avoid the sudden fire pillar attack.

Mrs. Niu survived the catastrophe, with lingering fears, she did not dare to get too close to the weak and helpless cub in front of her.

The centipede's body was still lying outside, exuding a rancid smell, and Mrs. Niu almost wanted to lie down with her.

Xu Lala was also in a cold sweat.

The other neighbors were terrified and disappointed with Little Fat Chirp, thinking that it was so bad that it should be imprisoned in the stone castle for a long time to repent and repent until it reformed.

Only Chu Chu, who was riding on Xiao Jiujiu, stretched out his fat short limbs fearlessly and even excitedly, patted Xiao Jiujiu's little head with encouragement, and tilted his head towards Xiao Jiujiu, "chu With a sound, Xiao Jiujiu responded with a "Chirp ~" as if flattering.

This "chirp" still has a soft little ending, and the skill of flattering must also be an innate talent.

Xu Lale: "..."

neighbors:"……"

Director Luo smiled awkwardly but politely, turned to look at Xu Lai, and asked, "Little comrade, I don't understand the cub's language very well, may I ask what Chu Chu said to Xiao Jiujiu just now... "

Xu Lai, who knew nothing about snake language and bird language, seemed to hear their conversation as follows:

Chu Chu: "Good job."

Jiujiu: "Brother taught me well."

Xu Lale did not dare to answer Director Luo's question.

Fortunately, a new situation diverted the attention of the neighbors. Little Jiujiu had no time to continue flattering Chuchu, and the two flapping meaty wings finally couldn't bear the weight of their own and Chuchu's life, and there was a "pop" He fell on the stone slab that was scorched black by the fire.

For the first time, seeing my little brother so shameless, he changed his face in a second on the spot, flicked his tail and wanted to "snap" again——

As a result, as soon as the tail swung in mid-air to gather strength, Xu Lai grabbed it by the tail and picked it up.

"..."

Chu Chu's arrogance had just risen halfway, when Xu Lai grabbed his tail and held it upside down in his hand, and instantly withered.

It didn't resist and didn't dare to resist, kicked its hind legs in the air, and rubbed and rubbed the little silver whistle with its two short forelimbs, as if the little silver whistle was hot, its body freely turned 45 degrees in mid-air, As soon as his eyes met Xu Lala's face, he made a "chu~" at every turn, trying to get away with being cute and buy Xu Lala's sanity with cuteness.

The ability to stretch and sing at the beginning is the huge contrast between the front and the back, which is even more ugly than the little brother who just came under the door and now falls to the ground and spreads out into a pile.

Xu Lala hugged Chuchu into his arms, fearing that Chuchu would do something amazing again, he didn't want to stay here any longer, and bid farewell to the neighbors: "Chuchu may have really met a cub of the same age today. It will be so exciting, and it has caused a lot of trouble for everyone by breaking into the stone castle without authorization, so I will take Chuchu home first, and everyone will continue to work, thank you."

The voice of Xu Lala's words fell to the ground, and Xiao Jiujiu, who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead, bounced his head with joy, but the other neighbors said in a panic: "You must!"

Xu Lale:?

Director Luo quickly complied with public opinion to keep Xu Lai. He frankly said that none of the neighbors present could subdue Comrade Jiujiu.

Director Luo went forward and whispered to Xu Lai: "The main thing is that we need to rely on Chuchu's strength in the end to help us lock Comrade Jiujiu into the stone castle..."

If Xiao Jiujiu, a destructive little overlord, is released from the stone castle, the lush Zhongnan Cave will surely be doomed again today.

Xu Lale: "..."

He looked down at the little Jiujiu who was lying on the ground, and saw its fiery red and fluffy little head drooping down again.

It should have heard Director Luo say that it will be locked in the stone castle again.

Xu Lala pursed his lower lip, he even felt compassion for this little fat jiu who almost roasted Niu Madam into a whole cow just now.

Chu Chu was the one who reacted the most to Director Luo's words. I don't know if it kept all species from getting close to Xu Lai, or if he did not allow Director Luo to imprison his little brother in the stone castle again out of inner protection. He lay on Xu Lai's shoulder. , the warning sound of a wild animal grunted from his throat, his head was fixed on Director Luo, and the bones on his back were faintly ready to fight.

Chuchu's appearance scared Director Luo back two steps hastily, and the small round-frame sunglasses of the Republic of China on the bridge of his nose slipped onto his nose.

Chuchu succeeded in intimidating, and then buried it in Xu Lala's chest, hiding his merit and fame and pretending to be a good baby.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lai was entrusted with the hope of Director Luo and the neighbors. Under the encouraging eyes of the neighbors standing in a group at a safe distance of 1.5 meters, he gave instructions to Chu Chu: "You tell Jiujiu to help you. The bodies that lay outside the citadel were burned to ashes."

At the end, Xu Lai did not forget to add: "You have a better attitude."

Chu Chu obeyed Xu Lai's words, and turned his head to look condescendingly at Xiao Feijiu who was lying on the ground.

Chuchu: "chu!"

Little Fat Chirp, who was pretending to be dead, had to turn over and start moving. Its two short feet were buried in the fluffy feathers. Its walking posture was funny and cute, and it had a pair of chubby meaty wings. With his back behind his back, he struggled to walk, dangling on the ground like a round ball of furry string.

Chuchu's short "hand" held the whistle, and "beep beep beep" whistled twice rhythmically, ordering Xiao Feijiu to move quickly.

With Chu Chu as the commander, Xiao Feijiu is not only docile and pleasant, but also hardworking.

In order to prevent the ashes from being blown all over the sky by the wind, Hei Dazhuang and Li Gongbao dragged the wet body of Centipede Jing into the corridor of Xiaojiujiu's stone castle.

Little Jiujiu disliked it, but he didn't dare to disobey the order given to it at the beginning, and resignedly opened fire on the centipede's corpse.

Little Jiujiu's fierce fire attack is only 1.5 meters long, while the centipede is two meters long. It stands on the head of the centipede and sprays fire, then walks unsteadily on its short legs, and trots to the tail against its round body. Continue to spit fire and burn.

The head and tail are roasted just right, but the middle part is already burnt.

The air gradually filled with the smell of burning insects—Xu Lai could also smell this smell when he beat mosquitoes with electric mosquito swatters at home.

Seeing that the centipede's body was roasted crispy, and the little Jiujiu sprayed fierce fire for half an hour, because its hair was red all over, it could not be seen that its face had changed, but its two short wings were swayed backwards, as if it was clenched. He was holding his breath with two small fists.

Neighbors were all moved by Xiao Jiujiu's long-lasting firepower, but Xu Lai thought that apart from the long-lasting firepower, Xiao Jiujiu's firepower was almost the same as that of ordinary firewood...

Mr. Fu is probably just too lazy to start a fire. Seeing that Xiao Jiujiu is spouting fire, his buttocks are pouted and his wings are spread, Xu Lai has more reason to suspect that Mr. Fu is just taking the opportunity to recruit child labor to enslave free labor.

……

When Xiao Jiujiu fell to the ground panting for breath, it had been burned for a full hour.

The body of the centipede fine had been burnt until the whole body was scorched black, and it shattered into a pile of powder when touched lightly.

During the period, Mr. Fu went to Room [-] to get the container, and with the assistance of Li Gongbao, he shoveled the ashes and collected them.

Other neighbors also gathered around the ashes. Although they wanted to thank him, they did not dare to approach Xiaojiujiu.

Only Xu Lala walked over with Chuchu in his arms. He was also afraid of Xiao Jiujiu, squatting within a safe distance of 1.5 meters away with lingering fear, and said to Xiao Jiujiu who was sitting paralyzed on the ground: "You are so powerful. I can breathe for so long without feeling tired."

Little Jiujiu stood out with a round belly, turned his head sideways and looked at Xu Lala with black bean eyes. It didn't respond to Xu Lala's compliment, but the two little orange feet stretched on the ground couldn't help shaking twice.

Seeing that it couldn't help boasting and pretending to be calm, Xu Lala couldn't help but chuckle.

When Xiao Fat Jiu tilted his head to look at him again, he immediately went!Panic!up!

The reason is that Chu Chuyi, who was lying in Xu Lai's arms, not only praised Xiao Feijiu, but also smiled at it - Chu Chu immediately became unhappy!

It struggled to turn over from Xu Lala's arms, and didn't even care about the small silver-plated whistle that was in its mouth when it fell to the ground. The neck is long, the mouth is pouted, the tail is hooked up and stretched into a G, and even the tip of the tail is vigorously shaking.

It worked so hard at first - and finally made a series of "puff puffs".

Like farting.

"........."

The neighbors who shoveled the ashes forgot what they were doing and turned their heads to look at this side.

Little Jiujiu, who was slumped on the ground, also blinked at Xiaodou and stared blankly at his big brother.

The scene freezes.

Only Xu Lala dared to laugh out loud, he chuckled, poked Chuchu's head, and asked, "Do you want to learn how to breathe fire too?"

Chuchu couldn't bear the fact that Xu Lala gave Xiao Feijiu a laugh because of praise, but it made Xu Lala laugh because he was making a fool of himself.

Chuchu pouted his mouth in disbelief, and blew out with all his strength——

The neighbors managed their facial expressions in advance, and tried to hold back their laughter when Chu Chu farted again.

but.

This time, Chuchu blew out a breath with a "puff", probably because he inhaled too much air into his lungs during the preparation work. circle of small bubbles...

Xu Lala looked at this small bubble dangling in the air in amazement.

The bubble film of this small bubble is actually black, like a small incandescent light bulb that has been sublimated and solidified by tungsten filaments. The film wall is covered by a layer of translucent black film, which can faintly transmit light.

The scene was silent.

Xu Lala didn't notice the sudden change in the faces of the neighbors. He stretched out his hand to catch the small air bubbles that Chu Chu spat out.

The neighbors were all shocked, and Mrs. Niu yelled at Xu Lai with a rough voice that was almost a roar: "Stop!! Don't touch!!!"

Xu Lala was stunned by Mrs. Niu's yelling, and the tip of her right finger had already touched the small black bubble.

Mrs. Niu and her neighbors were so frightened that they fell to the ground.

The author has something to say: Chuchu threatened online: Today you laugh at me for farting, tomorrow you won’t even fart (?