me and my monster neighbor

Although Mr. Fu provided a crystal coffin, Mr. Fu suggested that cremation was required before putting the coffin into the coffin, as if in response to Mrs. Niu’s awareness of environmental protection and to practice the green concept of sustainable development.

Mr. Fu applied for volunteers to assist him.

Hei Xiongjing and Li Gongbao are warm-hearted and good neighbors, wherever coolies are needed, there are his two brothers.

Director Luo, as the director of the sub-district office in Zhongnandong, needs him to attend no matter what happens in Zhongnandong, big or small.

There is also Mrs. Niu who loves to join in the fun, and she also took Brother Niu to send Centipede Jing to the last journey.

Little Doctor Luji knew that Mr. Fu didn't like him, so he avoided whenever Mr. Fu was present.

And Xu Lala saw a large group of neighbors following Mr. Fu to the cremation site, so he also proposed to go and see together, and took the opportunity to visit Mr. Fu's residence.

Although Xu Lala is still not sure who is the hidden wolf and who is the murderer among the neighbors, he can be sure that the occasion where all the monsters are in the same frame must be safe.

Mr. Fu lived in Room No. [-] in the southwest corner. Xu Lai followed them and a group of monsters set off from Jiaodi, almost across the entire residential area of ​​Zhongnan Cave.

But it was Hei Dazhuang and Li Gongbao who worked hard the hardest. They found a dead wood branch that was as thick as a bowl, and put the two-meter-long corpse of the centipede on it, as if they were going to roast the whole centipede.

Xu Lala also clearly saw the mouthparts under the centipede's body. The two venomous jaws were about the size of a fist. Although centipedes would not stiffen until death, one of the venomous jaws was hanging loosely.

Xu Lai vaguely saw that there seemed to be something stuffed in the centipede's mouth.

Mr. Fu held a black umbrella in the warm sunshine alone, and communicated with Director Luo all the way: "Cremation must burn the body of the corpse very thoroughly in order to get the most delicate ashes. As for the degree of fineness, the judging standard must be smooth Slippery fluidity, it will look good in a special crystal coffin."

Director Luo nodded repeatedly all the way, not only admiring Mr. Fu's professionalism, but also lamenting Mr. Fu's selfless dedication.

Xu Lale: "..."

If he hadn't known in advance that they were discussing the cremation scene of the fine centipede, Xu Lai might have thought that Mr. Fu was going to do a beauty review.

Mr. Fu wore black gloves, and elegantly held a pure black parasol. He brushed the broken hair and rose pendant hanging around his neck, revealing a piece of porcelain-white neck skin. His skin was fair and clear. There was no trace of blood, so the pale pink mark was particularly conspicuous.

Xu Lala walked obliquely behind Mr. Fu. From his angle, he could just see the junction of the philanthropist's smiling mask and Mr. Fu's facial contour line, with a handful of hair hanging down his ears.

Xu Lala's heart tightened, which meant that Mr. Fu had taken off his mask...

Xu Lala thought of what Li Gongbao once said: In the demon world, there are a group of big monsters who don’t want to be accused of being kind. Sometimes they will put on the smiling masks of philanthropists to do good deeds on a whim, but once they take off the masks, they will return to their original nature and commit crimes recklessly. .

It so happened that Director Luo stepped forward to communicate with Li Gongbao, while Mr. Fu stepped back and walked side by side with Xu Lai.

As soon as Xu Lala's brain became hot, he dared to ask him: "When Mr. Fu sleeps, does he take off his mask?"

Hearing this, Mr. Fu looked sideways at Xu Lai, and said with a smile in his voice, "Occasionally."

Xu Lai's throat tightened suddenly.

Mr. Fu joked again: "Mr. La La, do you want to see it? I used to be quite good-looking."

Mr. Fu tilted his head and smiled, flaxen gray hair brushed his ears, and the wine red rose earrings on his neck flicked.

Xu Lala glanced at Mr. Fu flusteredly, seeing his smiling face up close made people even more flustered.

Xu Lala smiled stiffly and said, "No need..."

Mr. Fu just teased Xu Lai for a few words, and then smiled and explained to Xu Lai with an unapologetic smile, "I was just joking." Before Chu Chu issued the deportation order to Mr. Fu, Mr. Fu took the initiative to ask Director Luo.

Mr. Fu: "Director, in order to incinerate the corpse to the optimum extent, I hope that the director can temporarily open the small door of the neighbor of Room No. [-], and draw the demon fire on it to burn the corpse."

The neighbor in Room No. [-] is naturally fiery, and the power of the demon fire must be unmatched by ordinary fire.

Xu Lala also turned around when he heard the words. When he was suspicious of the neighbor in Room [-] just now, he really wanted to find a chance to meet the deity.

Xu Lale was suspicious, and guessed that Mr. Fu might also have doubts about the neighbors in Room No. [-].After all, Mr. Fu is also the only monster in Zhongnan Cave who suspects that Mrs. Niu's stillbirth is related to the little genius doctor Lu Ji.

Director Luo responded to Mr. Fu's request, nodded repeatedly and said: "It should be so, although the little comrade Jiujiu in Room [-] has no subjective consciousness, but I believe it must be willing to help demons."

Director Luo spoke in a cryptic manner, but Xu Lala knew that the little Jiujiu in Room No. [-] was said to be a serious problem for the residents of Zhongnandong.

Room No. [-] is in the northwest corner, and Room No. [-] of Mr. Bu Ting is separated from Room No. [-] of Mr. Fu.

This is the first time Xu Lai has set foot here.

Behind the No. [-] house in the southwest corner is a barren barren land, piled up with small gray-white mounds. On the huge land, there is only one small goose-yellow flower standing tenaciously on this barren land, and it is surrounded by no shelter. , the slender flower stalks bowed in the wind and sand, but still tenaciously stood upright to bloom a few clusters of small yellow flowers.

This helpless little flower reminded Xu Lai of himself. This is the state he is in to survive among monsters.

Mr. Bu Ting's No. [-] room is surrounded by flowers and trees, with a deep sense of Zen. The corridor in the backyard of the house connects the bell room and the drum tower, which is the birthplace of the morning bell and evening drum.

When Xu Lai and the others passed by, they heard the sound of wooden fish and chanting scriptures coming from Mr. Never Listening's room.

House No. [-], located in the northwest corner of Zhongnan Cave, is the only semi-circular stone fort in Zhongnan Cave. The first thing Xu Lai felt when he saw it was that it looked like a well-repaired tomb... To put it nicely, it was a bread kiln .

There is no vegetation growing around the stone castle, facing the direction of the small hole, there is a scorched trace as wide as the hole and as long as one meter long, like a cordon, the vegetation growing outside the cordon It is more luxuriant than other weeds.

Director Luo directed Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang to carry the body of Centipede Jing to the door of Room [-].

When the corpse was gently placed on the ground, a ball of yellow paper came out of the centipede's mouth due to the tremor, attracting the attention of all the neighbors.

"..."

The neighbors present looked at each other in blank dismay.

It was Hei Dazhuang and Li Gongbao who had the courage to pick up two twigs and help each other to peel off some sticky paper balls——

This is a yellow talisman seal, the cinnabar red runes have been smeared, and it is so wrinkled that it is impossible to tell what it is, only a black pattern in the shape of a cashew nut can be discerned in the middle, like a picture of Taiji the left half of .

The talisman was a bit limp, but a short wooden branch accidentally poked a gap, and the talisman was wiped out right under the noses of the monster neighbors, turning into a wisp of yellow smoke, not even scraps of paper left.

"..."

No neighbors knew what it was, and they had nowhere to verify it.

Director Luo squeezed his head, and his head was bald because of these uncertain factors that disturbed the life experience of the residents of Zhongnan Cave. He said with a smile: "We... we should incinerate Wu Gong's body first."

The yellow talisman was confusing to the demons, but they simply couldn't understand it. The neighbors all nodded in agreement with Director Luo's proposal.

Room No. [-] has two doors, one is a square stone door roughly equal to the other houses, and the other is a small door attached to the bottom of the stone door, only the size of a palm, blocked by a movable stone wall that can be pushed and pulled left and right. There is a lock on the door.

——This small hole is the special passage for Director Luo to feed the neighbors in Room [-] on weekdays.

Xu Lala followed the large troops and approached the stone house in Room [-]. Chu Chu, who was sitting on top of his head, raised his head and quickly entered the alert state, staring at the stone castle with a pair of gray eyes.

Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang followed Director Luo's instructions to point the head of the centipede's corpse at the small hole, and when the corpse was properly placed, Director Luo told them to stand aside and not stand in the burnt cordon, for fear of being chirped hurt by the demon fire.

Xu Lala was a little nervous and was dragged to a safe area by Mrs. Niu, waiting for Director Luo to open the door tremblingly.

As soon as the door lock was unlocked, Director Luo pressed against the wall of the stone gate and nervously opened the sliding door in front of the entrance——

All the six demons present held their breaths and waited.

But there was no movement in the stone castle, Xu Lala felt a recoil on his head, his upper body uncontrollably leaned back slightly, he was stunned for a moment, and the other neighbors watched a black figure helplessly Jump into the small hole in the stone castle! ! !

The neighbors almost choked to death with their breath, and they were all shocked.

Xu Lala's complexion was pale, and he shouted in shock: "Chuchu——you come back to me!!!"

But Chu Chuheibuliuqiu's body had already got into the small stone cave without looking back, and did not respond to Xu Lala's call.

Aunt Niu was shocked, and her love for the cub made her yell at Director Luo recklessly: "Open the door! Open the door for me immediately! Chuchu must be rescued."

Zhongnandong implements the spirit of demonism, and there is no way to maximize the benefits for the majority. Even if Zhongnandong has to experience another post-disaster reconstruction where Xiao Jiujiu set fire to the house, it will not be worth Chuchu's life. The neighbors present Ask Director Luo to open the door.

Mrs. Niu and Hei Dazhuang also comforted Xu Lai and said: "Chu Chu will be fine. After all, it is a descendant of Ovary, and it should have inherited the earth attribute of the stone essence. Fire can generate earth, and the damage caused by the fire attribute to it should...should be reduced. ..."

Mrs. Niu and the others can hardly make up their own.

Xu Jiela waited impatiently for Director Luo to open the stone gate. Director Luo notified the big guys in advance: "Jiu Jiu, the little comrade Jiu Jiu can spit out real fire, the attack distance of the fire column is 1.5 meters, and the fire column can output continuously for three hours. Everyone must run the demon power Body protector, you must be careful, stay away from this attack range..."

Director Luo's hand to insert the door key was trembling, and his everted lower lip was also trembling, and he couldn't speak very fluently.

Xu Lai was the only ordinary person among the neighbors present who did not have demonic power to protect his body. The neighbors understood that Xu Lai had consumed a lot of vitality during childbirth and had not recovered his mana for a while, so they also took the initiative to stand in front of Xu Lai.

Director Luo arranged the relevant matters, but after all, the stone fort has been closed for decades, and it took a long time for Director Luo to unscrew the stone lock, and it was only with the joint efforts of Hei Dazhuang and Brother Niu that he was able to push the flip door .

When the stone gate was opened, the stone walls inside the castle were almost scorched black by the fire, and the stones on the ceiling of the castle had a faint red light, illuminating the road inside the castle.

When Xu Lai and the neighbors arrived, they saw the scene in front of them——

Chu Chu squatted on the ground, confronting a fiery red little Fat Chirp head-on.

The distance between them is exactly 1.5 meters.

Judging from the visual appearance, Chuchu is a lump of black, while Xiao Feijiu is a lump of red.

If this competition is about body size, Xiao Feijiu, who resembles a hen, wins with twice the original size.

The two young sumo wrestlers remained in place.

Seeing that Chu Chu was still squatting there intact, Xu Lai breathed a sigh of relief when Chu Chu suddenly swept his long tail and walked towards Xiao Fat Chiu with the two short legs in front of him. took a step.

With just this one step, Xiao Feijiu immediately regarded Chu Chu's approaching its attack range as a provocation, and directly sprayed a bright red pillar of fire at Chu Chu——

In an instant, Chu Chu Hei Bu Liu Qiu's body was engulfed by the red flames.

The bright flames cast a vibrant warm red on the faces of the neighbors, highlighting the shock and grief on their faces.

In addition to Mr. Fu's smiling mask, the dark golden retro pattern on the mask is shining with golden light, and the smile in the firelight looks even more creepy.

Xu Lala froze in place, as if his brain was flushed by the flames, and his mind was blank. He almost hysterically yelled Chu Chu's name——

There was a crisp sound, the sound of silverware falling to the ground, followed by a "snap" and a terrible chirping sound, and the flames soaring into the sky immediately dissipated.

There was another "pop" sound, and the echo in the stone castle also caught the sound of breaking wind. This time, the neighbors finally saw clearly what was happening in front of them——

Not only was Chu Chu safe and sound under the attack of Xiao Feijiu's full firepower, he even flicked his tail close to him, flicking his tail on Xiao Jiujiu's forehead and whipping loudly.

And the reason why Chuchu was so angry was that besides its tantrum, it was also because the whistle rope that Xu Lela hung around its neck was melted by the demon fire of Little Jiujiu, leaving only Little Silver Whistle protected by it. Ri was saved.

Unwillingly, Xiao Feijiu once again squirted a mouthful of bright red fire at Chu Chu. This time, it was not confident enough, and its arrogance was cut by half, and the pillar of fire it spewed was only half a meter long.

As a result, the head was thrown crookedly by the tail on the first day of the junior high school, and the pillar of fire was thrown against the wall. Little Jiujiu had tears in his eyes, and his chicken feathers fluttered. flee.

Originally, there were only small air holes reserved for ventilation inside the stone castle, and the echo was extremely loud. At this time, Xiao Fat Chirp's shrill "Chirp Chirp" sound echoed in the hole.

"........."

All the neighbors who came to rescue Chuchu were silent at this moment. This violent incident in Zhongnandong was going on in front of kind, friendly and peace-loving neighbors.

Mrs. Niu stared dumbfounded at Chu Chu who was "bullying" the neighbors in front of her, and then turned her head to look at Xu Lai. She opened her mouth and exclaimed from the bottom of her heart: "As expected of the second generation of demons born by Ovary, this is... ...to Xiao Jiujiu's fire attribute, completely immune to fire?"

Xu Lala didn't know anything about the technical terms of monsters, so he could only vaguely answer them.

When the other neighbors were reminded by Mrs. Niu, they all looked at each other in shock.

There is only one possibility of being completely immune to the attacks of other monsters. It has the same type of attribute and its attribute level is higher than the opponent's - these are the two major conditions for attack immunity, and both are indispensable.

When the neighbors were all lamenting that the little bastard from Shitou Jing's family was of a high-level fire attribute, they were brought back to reality by Xiaojiujiu's mournful chirping sound——

Little Fat Chirp has been forced into a corner by Chu Chu at some point, and Chu Chu is "riding" on it, with short short legs grabbing its fluffy red hair, and Little Fat Chirp stretches out two "chicken wings" to hold its head and drill At the corner of the wall, Chu Chu was still flicking his tail, and smacked Xiao Feijiu's chubby buttocks, which immediately shook...

The scene was so miserable that the audience outside the venue couldn't bear to watch it any longer.

This sumo match has turned into one-sided bullying.

Director Luo couldn't bear to turn his head and smiled at Xu Lai: "Little comrade, look... Since Chu Chu is fine, maybe we can take him out of here first?"

Xu Lale: "..."

Director Luo almost said directly to Xu Lai, can you tell your son to stop beating the neighbors?OK?okay?Can you see it?

As a parent of a child, Xu Lai realized in advance the embarrassment of having a troublesome son and being "notified to the parents" by the principal of the kindergarten in his eighteenth year of life.

Before Xu Lai could speak, Chu Chu had unilaterally tamed a fire-breathing fat bird.

It sat on the back of Little Fatty's fiery red fur, its forelimbs were grabbing the fluff on the back of Little Fatty's neck, and its head was raised high.

Xiao Feijiu fluttered his meaty wings, barely a foot above the ground.

A snake (joyful) and a bird (grievous) flew towards Xu Lala.

Chuchu flicked his tail at Xu Lala excitedly, and let out another "chu!"

All the audience present, including Xu Lai, suddenly reached the tenth level of snake language.

Chuchu said: "Lake, look!"Look what a good thing I caught! ! !

Xu Lale: "..."

neighbors:"……"

The legendary worry of the residents of Zhongnandong Xiao Feijiu: QAQ