me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lae got up and prepared breakfast.

The original plan was for him to eat two boiled eggs and Chu Chu to eat one raw egg, but when Xu La La put the two dishes on the table, Chu Chu slapped the table in protest, until Xu La La took another raw egg and washed it clean , Put it on the original dinner plate, and it will stop.

Xu Lala took the egg on the corner of the table and tapped it, slowly peeling the eggshell.

Chuchu opened his mouth wide, kicked his hind legs, and swallowed the eggs together with the shells into his stomach. After swallowing one, he swallowed the second one. The two raw eggs stretched his abdominal cavity into two gourd sections. Then he lay still and waited for the food to digest.

The eating of one person and one snake is a completely different style of painting.

Xu Lae got up early today, finished his breakfast, and when the eggs in Chu Chu's stomach were digested, he took Chu Chu and put them into the big pocket of his suspender jumpsuit—a dress given by Girl Zhizhi. The original intention is to facilitate Xu Lai's daily travel with cubs, and it can be regarded as a simple version of the baby-carrying artifact.

Xu Lala went out to pick up eggs with Chuchu on his back. Chuchu struggled in the big pocket for a while, twisted and twisted to find a comfortable position, and even popped his head out of the pocket to breathe.

This parent-child outfit is very convenient, Chuchu only reveals a small black head outside the pocket, and the picture of this swaddling baby is too cute.

Xu Lala touched Chuchu's head, Chuchu raised her head and said "chu~" to Xu Lala.

This "chu" was obviously the coquettish sound of parent-child interaction, but it caused an earth-shaking commotion in the chicken coop.

The scene of entering the chicken coop at the beginning is like a bandit entering the village.

The hens in the pen cooed and screamed and hid far away when they heard Chuchu's sound.

There were only four hens that had just laid eggs gathered in the corner of the hen shed, clucked twice, huddled together and allowed Xu Lai to pick up their freshly laid eggs.

There was also a hen who was so frightened that while thumping and running for her life with her two chicken feet, she suffocated an egg from under the hen's buttocks with a "poof" in the process of escaping.

Xu Lai was lamenting that the intimidation at the beginning could increase the hen's production. He saw that the hen who had just run wildly "cuckoo" stopped running for her life after laying an egg, and stood not far from the egg to wait for Xu Lai acceptance.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala faintly felt that even picking up eggs gave an illusion of collecting protection fees.

At this moment, the body of the "Evil Force" tucked into the big pocket in front of him was yawning absently.

When Director Luo leaned on a cane to pay attention to the residents of Zhongnan Cave, Xu Lie had just finished picking eggs and left the chicken coop, and was closing the fence gate of the chicken coop.

Director Luo saw that Xu Lai had changed into a new outfit, and today's topic changed from "I slept well last night" to "This outfit really suits your little comrade", and by the way, he also praised Zhizhi girl's ingenuity .

Xu Lala is also very satisfied with this pair of bib pants for parenting that frees his hands. The clothes knitted by Girl Weaving are soft and light, smooth to the touch, and of excellent quality. I put a bunch of Chuchu in my pocket, and the clothes are not damaged by it. Pull deformation.

Xu Lalezheng was full of praise for the weaving girls' handicrafts.

Chuchu may be too lazy to listen to Xu Lala and Director Luo blowing the weaving girl's rainbow farts, and put them into their pockets as soon as they turned their heads.

Xu Lala was halfway boasting, when suddenly he felt a chill in his lower abdomen, and his rainbow fart stopped abruptly. He lowered his head and saw a bulge at the bottom of his pocket. With his help, the lump in his pocket slid down all the way, directly from the position of his stomach and fell all the way into his trousers. Legs flicked and struggled.

"..."

Xu Lai petrified on the spot, and Director Luo was also stunned for a while.

Chuchu struggled fiercely against Xu Lala's legs, and Xu Lala expressionlessly pressed down on its body through the fabric of his trousers to prevent it from flopping around.

The clothes weaved by Girl Zhizhi are all good, but they can't carry them. There is a big hole "broken" in the big pocket in front of the clothes. Xu Lala's fist can easily pass through, and Chu Chu can also slip into the hole and glide freely.

Xu Lala smiled apologetically at Director Luo, and Director Luo expressed his understanding.Xu Lala turned around, arched his back, held Chu Chu tightly with one hand to prevent it from moving, and returned to his hut in this funny posture that seemed to be limping.

Xu Lala closed the door, put his other hand indifferently through the hole in his pocket, grabbed Chuchu's tail from his trousers, and pulled it out.

Chuchu "Snake" was pulled out from the bottom of his trousers by Xu Lala with difficulty.

Seeing the "brightness" again at Chu Chu, he shook his head like a rattle, breathed a sigh of relief, but excitedly said "chu!" to Xu Lala twice, flicked his tail, and struggled to express his desire to drill again. "Adventure" in your pocket.

Xu Lala ruthlessly rejected it, let it lie on his shoulder and did not move, and even threatened it with the "kissing the forehead" that Chu Chu liked: "If you are not obedient, I will never kiss you again in the future."

Hearing this, Chu Chu really fell silent, and it limply lay on Xu Lala's left shoulder, and even its tail hung listlessly on Xu Lala's back.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the sun just peeked out from the corridor of wisteria flowers. Tang Siniang and Zhizhi girl went together to catch insects and came back. Zhizhi girl also picked a basket of dandelions.

Xu Lai noticed at a glance that Miss Zhizhi only had a long Lolita dress all over her body today, and she didn't have any miscellaneous dark retro palace accessories. Her dress today is very simple.

Tang Siniang and Zhizhi girl greeted Xu Lai from a distance, and they didn't forget to call Xiao Chuchu.

But Chu Chu was still depressed, his head drooped and he shrunk into a lump, and he had no intention of talking to the "courtier" who paid tribute to him yesterday.

Chuchu's attitude towards neighbors was very rude, but Zhizhi girl and Tang Siniang didn't mind, not to mention that Zhizhi girl was very happy when she saw Xu Lai wearing the new clothes she gave her, and asked three times in a row: "Is it okay?" wear", "comfortable", "do you like it or not".

As soon as Girl Zhizhi approached, a faint smell came from her body.

Tang Siniang also patted her light-white hands and praised repeatedly: "La La is so beautiful, and it looks even better in this dress. Your hands are so skillful! You are so good!"

Xu Lala replied truthfully: "The clothes are very easy to wear, and the fabric is very comfortable. I like it very much. It's just..."

Girl Zhizhi's little heart was stuck in her throat by this "is".

Xu Lala said awkwardly but politely, "There seems to be a hole in the lining of this big bag."

When Zhizhi girl heard this, she caressed her chest and let out a sigh of relief. She explained with a smile: "It's not a hole, La Lai. The design of this one-piece parent-child suit is based on the original pouch of the kangaroo essence. Because Zai Zai needs to drink breast milk in the pouch, but I don’t know the breastfeeding method of you stone spirits. I don’t know if the holes in the pockets are opened too high or too low? I can look at it again Adjust your physique~”

Xu Lale: "..."

Fine, unexpectedly designed so many (redundant) small thoughts.

Xu Lala smiled calmly, and said to Girl Weaving: "Actually, our stone essence absorbs the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon. We don't need breastfeeding, and we don't need to eat at first."

As soon as the words fell, Chu Chu raised his head and swallowed an egg raw, turning his grief and anger into appetite. The egg slid down his throat and got stuck into a gourd knot. He shook his head and stretched his neck to forcefully swallow the egg.

Xu Lale: "..."

Zhizhi girl nodded repeatedly when she heard that, a qualified tailor would definitely adjust the size and style of the clothes according to the customer's needs, she hurriedly said to Xu Lae: "Lae Lae, you change the clothes, and I will help you change the opening of the baby bag." change!"

When Xu Lai heard this, he smiled and nodded "OK".

But when Chuchu heard it, she jumped out of anger, and shook her spine at Zhizhi girl "viciously", scaring a large group of girls and hiding behind Tang Siniang's petite body.

Xu Lala's smile didn't change, she grabbed Chuchu and held her in her arms.

Chu Chu, who was still shouting one second, died down the next second and dared not move.

Xu Lala went to the bathroom to change out the suspenders, put them back into his school uniform and school trousers, and did not forget to reapply his perfume. He handed the suspenders to Zhizhi girl and said with a smile, "Then I will trouble you."

Girl Zhizhi received the death gaze from the foggy eyes above Xu Lae's head, and took the clothes tremblingly.

By the way, Xu Lai asked Zhizhi girl for needles and threads, thinking that she could keep them for later use.

But the weaving girl said: "I don't use needles, but Da Zhuang has a lot at his place. I'll ask him for it for you!"

Xu Lale:?

He was a little puzzled, but he didn't know whether the point of this sentence was to wonder how the weaving girl knits clothes without needles, or should he be surprised that a bear who is five big and three thick like a black bear actually likes to do needlework in private?

Girl Zhizhi staying in Room No.13 was not very popular with Chu Chu, so she took the clothes, dragged Tang Siniang, and hurriedly bid farewell to Xu Lai and left.

The weather is fine today, cloudy and fine, with a cool breeze. Xu Lai is afraid that the neighbors will walk over his threshold in groups like yesterday. He saw the pink lady car given to him by widow A that had been parked in the corner collecting dust. , decided to take Chuchu out for a drive.

Xu Lala simply cleaned the dust on the bicycle, carried his schoolbag on his back, and brought a small amount of drinking water and food for emergencies, as well as a few empty bottles.

He pulled another piece of medical gauze, wrapped Chu Chu with an egg, tied a small package on the back of Chu Chu's neck, and Chu Chu lay lazily on the table while Xu Lai fiddled with her.

Xu Lala shouted "Ready to go", Chuchu slowly stretched his legs and flicked his tail. At this time, a pair of short front legs that were always tucked in front of his body were now pulling the wrap tie around his neck to prevent the heavy wrap from falling backwards. slip.

A "traveling four-legged snake" is ready to go.

Reason is so fragile in front of cute things, Xu Lai resisted the urge to hold Chuchu in his arms and rub his head, took a black gel pen and wrote a few crooked words on Chuchu's small package Character:

"This is the first √"

The head basket of a lady bike is relatively deep, so Xu Lai put two feminist textbooks in the basket and fixed them with ropes.

Chuchu stepped on the rural female power, squatting in the front basket, her head can just rest on the front basket, two chubby short limbs, one is holding the basket and the other is picking up the package, with Xu Lai in her mouth The small silver-plated whistle on it, just learned how to use the whistle, surprised Chu Chu.

It struggled to "chu!", and a loud whistle sounded, covering its cry.

At the same time, Xu Lai obeyed the command and stepped on the pedals of the bicycle.

The sunlight is let down by the sieve woven by the dense branches and leaves of the wisteria, leaving only a little bit of light.

Xu Lai speeded up.

A strong wind rushed towards him, blowing Xu Lala's short hair, revealing a section of his fair neck.

Standing on the front basket of the car, Chuchu had a runny nose in the wind, but still whistled unrelentingly.

"Beep-beep-beep-"

Whistles rang through the wisteria alley.

Pass the intersection.

Xu Lala saw Zhizhi girl pushing a wheelchair at the door basking in the sun from a distance.A blanket was draped over the wheelchair, probably lying on the weaving girl's wicked husband who was handicapped.

Pass NO.12 room.

Li Gongbao stood at the door of Room No. 12 with the black cat in his arms, playing with the hanging strings of wisteria and dill flowers to tease the cat.

The bicycle drove to the junction of the wisteria trail and Jiaotudi, and the vision in front of him suddenly widened.

Xu Lala saw a fat and strong figure stumbling in the distance, and ran over in such a funny posture.After a closer look, Hei Dazhuang was hurriedly covering his heart and ran back from a distance. Seeing that Xu Lai was riding a bicycle as if he was going to the hinterland of the scorched land, he shouted at Xu Lai at the top of his voice from a distance. Said: "La La, sir... the danger ahead... can't pass!"

Xu Lala thought that Hei Dazhuang was worried that the water from the source of Jiutian River would affect his monster body, and was about to make up a reason to fool him, when Hei Dazhuang ran up to him holding the small bamboo basket on his back, panting heavily, intermittently Said: "I found... Wu Gonggong's body by the river ahead!"

???

Xu Lala was stunned for a moment, and immediately stepped on the brakes.

The snot that was fluttering around in the wind at the beginning also stopped moving.

It beeped twice with a small silver-plated whistle in its mouth, but Xu Lala ignored it.

Chu Chu's first ride was canceled in the silence of Xu Lai.

Xu Lie's mood was in confusion.

Although Hei Dazhuang didn't go into details, Xu Lai could guess that this "Wu Gonggong" was the original resident of Room No.13, Centipede Jing.