me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lala was worried that Chuchu would get impatient squatting on the tripod, so he quickly took a shower, dried his hands and hair carefully, and carried Chuchu back to the bed.

The two to three centimeter long scratch on his right hand is still bright red, and it only hurts slightly when it is rubbed in the shower.

The pain was so slight that it was almost negligible.

Xu Lai changed into the clothes knitted by Zhizhi girl. The fabric was soft and comfortable, and the size fit him just right.

Xu Lala moved a small stool and sat down beside the bed, and gently pressed and rolled the cotton stick on the cutout.

It had been three full days since the wound, and when Lu Ji's little genius doctor bandaged him, he still felt that it was too much fuss, but now even he has to pay attention to this wound.

In other words, it should be associated with this insignificant little scratch——

For example, in this world, as long as he is injured, he cannot return to his original state.

Therefore, even if it was just a cut of a few centimeters, as long as the wound bleeds, he will eventually die due to excessive blood loss.

This conjecture made Xu Lai frowned deeply.

Chuchu lay in front of Xu Lala, seeing Xu Lala in a daze, it stuck out its small tongue, which can capture and identify the smell of gas from the air, it arched to Xu Lala's hand, and stretched out its tongue to help Xu Lala lick the small hole Every time the wound was licked, he raised his head to look at Xu Lai, and said "chu~", as if asking Xu Lai "does it still hurt?"

Xu Lala came to his senses, licking the wounds between the cubs was a sign of concern, he touched Chu Chu's head and said, "I'm fine."

Chu Chu was too smart, Xu Lala didn't want to express his worries in front of Chu Chu.

There was a small jar of herbal ointment in the family essential medicine bag brought by Dr. Luji. Xu Lai took a little and applied it on the incision, then cut a small neat square bandage, and fixed it on his right hand with medical tape.

The herbal medicine covered up the faint smell of the wound, and the initial attention was diverted.

Xu Lala got up to put away the small medicine bag, turned sideways, the firelight in the fireplace illuminated half of his face, the titanium nameplate hanging around his neck slipped out from his collar, and flickered for a moment with the beating firelight. Catch the initial eyeballs.

When Xu Lala sat back on the small stool next to the bed, Chu Chu couldn't wait to run towards him, stretching his short limbs, flicking his tail, and sticking out his tongue cutely, trying to grab Xu Lala's nameplate.

Xu Lala's thumb was hooked on the tag chain, and the nameplate was lying on his tiger's mouth. When he clasped his palms together, he clenched his fists and hid the nameplate.

He nodded Chuchu's little head and said to it: "This brand is not made for you, nor is it suitable for you."

The nameplate was in Xu Lala's hand, and it felt icy and cool to the touch, constantly absorbing heat from Xu Lala's warm palm.

When Xu Lai Lai spread his hands again, the nameplate was already a little warm.

The nameplate is only engraved with one English letter: Lucky.

Xu Lala's thumb rubbed against the surface of the nameplate, and the unevenness of the lettering was obvious under the rubbing of the fingertips.

Xu Lai regained his comprehension and put the nameplate back on his collar, and said to Chu Chu with some regret: "If I can go back to my original world, I will also customize a nameplate for you."

Xu Lala patted Chuchu's head, held his chin and smiled slightly: "But there is no animal of your kind in my world."

Although from the day when Chuchu broke out of the shell, the neighbors all said that Chuchu was a snake when they saw a small head, even if Chuchu suddenly grew fleshy limbs, the species only jumped from "snake" to "snake". Four-legged snake".

Obviously, there is a big difference between the classification of snakes in the monster world and the definition understood by Xu Lai.

But in the world of monsters, it is true that the real world cannot be used as a reference, so Xu Lai didn't think too much about it. He turned around and was busy arranging the condolence gifts brought by his neighbors today.

He dug out a small silver-plated whistle from the pile of small toys that Mrs. Niu had sent him. It was only the size of a knuckle, and it fit right around Chuchu's neck.

Attracting Chu Chu's attention, Xu Lai then continued to count the pile of seemingly useless gifts.When sorting out the pile of cub reading materials sent by Director Luo, Xu Lai hesitated for a moment before untying the rope.

The horror song "I Know You Are Human" that Director Luo hummed still reverberates in his mind. Nutritious recipes like Eating the Next Person Gracefully...

The height of this stack of cub books was as long as the distance between Xu Lai's thumb and little finger, and it was wrapped in a piece of kraft paper.

Xu Lala unpacked the package, glanced at the cover of the first book, and immediately pushed Chu Chu's head aside——

Xu Lala opened his palm to cover his entire head and eyes together, and took advantage of the momentum to flip his whole body onto the bed.

Chu Chu:? ? ?

At this time, Xu Lai also wanted to show a question mark face to Director Luo.

Xu Lai suspected that Director Luo took the wrong book when packing, otherwise Director Luo would have no reason to bring private goods, and even put a reference book like "Complete Collection of Mating Position Illustrations" that looks like 18R into a pile of cub reading materials...

Xu Lai scrolled down, and the title of the second book was "The Wonderful Journey of How to Be Good at Digging This Brand-New Body".

An indescribable body is drawn on the cover, and the guide on the cover is as follows: Let’s doi happily~

"..."

Xu Lale: Fuck.

This can be regarded as a disguised interpretation of "How to Eat the Next Person Elegantly".

The education of the cubs in the monster world is really amazing.

Director Luo also tricked him into reading bedtime readings with Chuchu to enhance family interaction.

"..."

Without further ado, Xu Lai repacked and tied up the stack of books, tied the rope with several dead knots, and stuffed the whole bundle into Mr. Centipede Jing's stocking wardrobe at the bottom of the box.

With Director Luo’s pile of non-readable books for children as a lesson, when Xu Lai unwrapped the package of the fox clan patriarch Yuxiong Collection sent by the vixen widow A who reluctantly gave up her love, she covered Chuchu’s little head in advance and "smashed" it upside down. next to.

"..."

Chu Chu kicked his hind legs, didn't even bother to struggle, obviously lost his temper.

Xu Lai opened the package, "Hey" sounded slightly puzzled, there were two ancient books inside, maybe it was a long time ago, or maybe it was widely circulated by the ancestors, and the pictures on the cover had been faded and faded Eighty-eight, only the upper and lower volumes ②③ can be identified from the spine, and volume ① has probably been lost.

Xu Lala opened the book curiously—and when he opened the first page, he wanted to poke his eyes.

What the hell is the book of controlling the hero of the ancestor of the fox clan!

This is obviously a large-scale Japanese manga high H gay manga!

Because of the lack of the plot foreshadowing in Book ①, Book [-] is a naked hand-to-hand battle... Xu Lai has reason to suspect that Book ① is not lost for a long time, and I am afraid that there are no monsters in the early stage of the plot.

Xu Lala suddenly understood. No wonder widow A said that she had been enlightened for a long time, but she was even more unable to get married. I am afraid that their children and grandchildren were delayed by the ancestors of the fox clan.

"..."

According to the degree of repulsion, Xu Lai stuffed this "treasure book" under Director Luo's cubs' bedtime reading materials.

After Xu Lae packed up the condolence ceremony, the night was getting dark, and today he entertained neighbors and chatted with him all day, Xu Lae was exhausted and went to bed early.

The stone eggs that broke out of their shells were still placed in front of the bed as decorations, and the broken eggshell on the top was also covered in place.

Chu Chu was the same as last night, he had to wrap his tail around Xu Lai's wrists to feel at ease when he slept. Since Xu Lai fell asleep earlier today, he reluctantly lay down on the side of the pillow, pushing the pillow with his weak forelimbs until Xu Lala told him to "be good" and kissed it on the head, then it retracted its head shyly, and hid it under the pillow.

It was rare for Xu Lala to be quiet for a few minutes. As soon as he closed his eyes and prepared to fall asleep, he felt that Chuchu was lying on the edge of the pillow and "beating" the pillow again, trying to create movement and prevent Xu Lala from falling asleep.

At first, it was like beating cotton. The gray eyeballs had better vision in the dark than in the daytime. It could clearly see the heat source flowing on Xu Lai's body. It "thumped" the pillow for a long time with anticipation, but Xu Lala didn't get up to take care of it until nightfall.

Chuchu was still waiting for La La to say "good" to it, and then there would be a kiss.

Chu Chu "beat" cotton in the middle of the night, and the joy and expectation in his heart gradually faded away. Xu Lai's breathing has been long and steady, and the pulse of the radial artery in his wrist is also very stable.The desolate sound of opera sounded outside the window, along with the sound of gurgling water and the sound of frogs, but at first it fell on deaf ears.

Chuchu doesn't need to sleep, so it finally gave up the little trick of "pushing" the pillow to attract Xu Lai's attention. It rested its little head on the edge of the pillow, stuck out its tongue boredly, opened its mouth and closed it, and at the same time pulled it back into its mouth suddenly .

It played the brain dissociation game of "biting the tongue" with itself, played for a while, then stopped, and opened its mouth awkwardly to try to make a sound.

The sound of opera outside the window finally stopped in the middle of the night, and the croaking of frogs also turned into the faint sound of insects.

In the quiet room, suddenly there was an incompatible voice:

"Crack."

When Chuchu jumped up, he raised his little head excitedly, and it convinced itself with its own set of thinking logic:

It obediently does not disturb Lala by beating the pillow when Lala is asleep, and instead of Lala praises itself "quack", then it should replace Lala and give itself a reward!

And Xu Lala would kiss its little head every time.

Chuchu was nervous and apprehensive, excited and looking forward to it, relying on his impeccable logical thinking to win the reward he deserved.

And now it is going to receive this "deserved reward".

Chuchu's tail temporarily let go of Xu Lala's wrist, like a caterpillar, "guilty" and carefully arched to Xu Lala's pillow.

Xu Lala leaned on the pillow with his head tilted slightly, his soft hair was spread on his forehead, he slept peacefully, and his breathing was steady and long.

Xu Lala's lips are well-shaped, thin, and sexy. They are a pair of lips suitable for kissing.

But in Chu Chu's eyes, it relies on the heat color of the lips to distinguish it from the skin.

It was so nervous that the tip of its tail was turned up, and it kept this posture, stretched its neck, solemnly and piously moved its little head to Xu Lala's lips, and only touched it lightly, Xu Lala's nose The hot air exhaled gently sprayed on the back of Chu Chu's neck, and immediately seemed to heat Chu Chu's whole body. It was as shy as a shrimp that had been put in a hot pot. It retracted to the head of the bed and rolled up its whole body. The shrimp ball rolled around vigorously, and its tail flicked wildly in mid-air.

It is so shy, but shyness does not prevent it from continuing to repeat the above activities.

In this night, Chuchu learned by himself without a teacher, and learned to be self-reliant and self-reliant.

It was also a busy night.

until dawn the next day.

Xu Lala had a sound sleep and a good night's sleep. He heard the clucking of hens outside the house and the melodious morning bell ringing three times in the distance, and then he slowly woke up.

Just as he was about to stretch his arms and yawn, he felt that his right wrist was still encircled by Chu Chu's tail.He turned his head to look, and saw Chuchu's little head was still buried under the pillow, with a buttocks and tail sticking out of the pillow.

Xu Lala turned over on his side, stretched out the fingers of his left hand and poked Chu Chu's tailbone. Chu Chu's whole body overreacted and jumped up, pulling his head out from under the pillow.

It gave an aggrieved "chu!", weakly expressing its dissatisfaction.It turned around and tucked its lower body under the pillow again, trying to emphasize its inviolable territory to Xu Lai.

Whenever this happens, Xu Lai will think of Director Luo's words:

"The four-legged snake is a very shy species."

From this point of view, Chuchu does fit the characteristics of a four-legged snake.

Xu Lale teased Chu Chu, in a good mood, and lifted the quilt to get up, but Chu Chu suddenly flicked his tail and patted the soft pillow with a "Puff" sound.

Xu Lai looked back at it inexplicably.

Chuchu caught Xu Lala's attention, and immediately swung his tail more vigorously to slap the pillow, and twisted his bucket-shaped neck up and down. From time to time, he lowered his head to indicate whether Xu Lala had forgotten some important steps to get up.

Seeing that Chuchu was "going crazy" early in the morning, Xu Lala saw that the amount of exercise after getting up in the morning was a lot, which did not conform to its life philosophy of being able to lie down during the day at all.

Xu Lala was dazed for a while, then sat back on the bed, hugged Chuchu, and stroked its back, but Chuchu was so excited that even the two rows of bone ridges on the north back stood up cracklingly, Xu Lala just pressed the bone ridges down, and went down In a second it chugs up.

Like an unlucky kid in a rebellious period.

Xu Lala held it in front of him, and said "Be good" in a completely helpless voice.

This sentence seemed to have triggered Chu Chu's command, and it suddenly fell silent, and Xu Lai pinched its forelimbs, abdomen and back and lifted it in the air, with its head raised high.

Xu Lala's thumb rubbed against its lower jaw, and the other four fingers of both hands gently scratched the back on both sides of its bony ridge. Seeing that it was rare for it to calm down, Xu Lala habitually leaned over and kissed its head.

Immediately—

The bony ridges on Chu Chu's back were neatly put away with a "snap".

He also stretched his chubby legs vigorously, trying to hug his head to hide his shyness.

Xu Lale:?

Toss for a long time just for a good morning kiss?

Xu Lala thought about it, not sure if he also gave it a kiss when he got up yesterday.

Xu Lala couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you like kissing so much?"

Chu Chu was poked in his mind, staring at his foggy eyes and tilting his head in a daze, pretending that he didn't understand the language.

Xu Lala couldn't help scratching Chuchu's lower jaw, the scales there were neat and smooth, Chuchu's throat made a gurgling sound from being scratched, and it tilted its head back. If it wasn't for the fact that it couldn't close its eyes naturally, it might be quite comfortable now. Want to roll your eyes.