The child does not teach, the father too

, then you will become..."

That... Pig King... (⊙o⊙)

Long Yi'er froze, opened her small mouth, and stared at her father with rounded eyes.

Zheng Tuhao: "Pfft...wahahahaha...the pig king...that's amazing!"

Long Yi'er began to play tricks and play tricks: "Woooo... Bad daddy, bad daddy, if I am the pig king, then you are the pig daddy!"

Long Qingsu said in a low voice, "Well... I'm Papa Long."

Dragons are much more handsome than pigs.

Long Yi'er stomped his legs: "Huh, Daddy Pig! Yi'er decided to ignore you again today, he wants to go out to play with the little soil pig."

Long Qingsu nodded: "Go, be careful, I'll let someone follow you in the dark."

Zheng Tuhao was curious: "My lord, what is your family doing? You have to send someone to follow you when you go out to play?"

Long Yi'er smiled: "Our family is gangsters~ Dao, didn't I tell you before?"

"Uh... can I... pretend I don't know you?"

Why did he just hack a computer casually, and actually became attached to Hei Zi, but... Hei~dao?It doesn't look like much fun...

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Greedy and greedy, drifting away like a ghost...

Volume 51 Trivia about raising children [-]. Canteen notes

Zheng Tuhao took Long Yi'er to his school, which is a key university with a very beautiful environment and many places to play.Yi'er followed him enthusiastically, and watched as he walked, but he also had a great time playing.At noon, Zheng Tuhao took him to the student restaurant for dinner.It was the first time for Yi'er to eat at this kind of place, and she usually went home to eat after class, so she was very interested in eating at school.

Zheng Tuhao originally wanted Long Yi'er to sit and wait and queue up by himself, but Long Yi'er was curious about everything, and felt that queuing up for dinner was also a fun thing, so he queued up with Zheng Tuhao.

After a short wait, it was their turn.Zheng Tuhao ordered two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish to go with them.Long Yi'er was exaggerating, he wanted to order everything he saw, and he took two lunch boxes even if it couldn't fit in one lunch box. He ordered almost all the school's dishes.

Zheng Tuhao looked at him with surprise on his face, seeing that Longyi'er was so small, he didn't expect it to be so edible?The appetite was more than twice as much as his!

Long Yi'er happily held two full lunch boxes, followed Zheng Tuhao to the next table and sat down.At this time, several boys came over to say hello to Zheng Tuhao: "Ahao, this is your brother? He looks so cute!"

Zheng Tuhao shook his head and answered honestly: "He is my king."

"Pfft... the king?" All the boys laughed together. A big boy who is 1.8 meters eight actually recognizes a kid as a king?

Zheng Tuhao made a serious expression: "Don't laugh, this brat is the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin!"

Those laughing boys were stunned. They are also computer experts, and they like to hack others everywhere when they have nothing to do. The legendary mysterious hacker organization "Hei~Sen~Lin", they squeezed their heads and wanted to He went in, but he didn't expect this innocent-looking kid to be the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin?How high is his IQ!Originally, Zheng Tuhao was a gifted child who skipped a grade to enter a higher school, so this king is simply a genius among geniuses!

Long Yi'er looked at those guys with a big smile, and said, "Children, why are you standing there stupidly? Sit down and eat."

Everyone was speechless, being called a child by a kid who was much younger than him, this feeling was really weird!

Long Yi'er didn't care what they thought, opened the lid of the lunch box, and began to eat happily.One bite of this dish, one bite of that dish, and there are still two-thirds of the food in the lunch box, so he said he was full, pushed the lunch box away, and was unwilling to eat any more with his small mouth.

Zheng Tuhao made a heartbroken statement: "My lord, what a waste you are. Thinking about the African refugees who starve every day, don't you feel ashamed?"

Long Yi'er smiled and replied: "Why should I be ashamed, I didn't steal their food, this world is unfair, whoever has the ability doesn't need to go hungry."

Everyone was stunned again. A seemingly innocent child would say such cold-blooded and heartless words. What kind of family did he grow up in?

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Let's all throw branches to Yaoyao, the PK value is so low...

Volume 52 Trivia about raising children 1. Forensic Medicine ([-])

After the meal, Zheng Tuhao brought Long Yi'er to the medical school, saying that he was introducing him to a friend.

Long Yi'er asked him to hold his little hand, and brought him to the medical school like an elder brother leading a younger brother.At this time, many classes in the medical school were still in class. Zheng Tuhao asked a few people to find out where his friend had gone, and it turned out that he went to the dissection room again.

Zheng Tuhao asked Long Yi'er with a smile: "My lord, are you afraid of seeing the corpse?"

Long Yi'er trembled: "I'm afraid..."

"Oh, that's just right, that's just right, come with me." Zheng Tuhao smiled like a stealing fox, and led Long Yi'er's little hand to the dissection room.It's rare that his invincible and powerful king still has something to fear, so that there will be a way to punish him in the future.

The smell in the dissection room was very strong. After entering the room, various body organs were placed in glass containers and placed around. On the operating table were two newly delivered corpses. One died of drowning. One died suddenly of a heart attack.

Long Yi'er looked curiously, looked left and right, and almost wanted to reach out her little hand to touch those corpses.Zheng Tuhao quickly stopped his claws, and asked a little puzzled: "My lord, aren't you afraid of corpses?"

Why do you seem to be very interested now?

Long Yi'er raised her head and looked at him with contempt: "Silly boy, do you believe everything I say?"

⊙﹏⊙b...

Zheng Tuhao was completely speechless, this brat is indeed a monstrous evildoer, cheating the dead will not pay for his life!

When they walked to the innermost dissection room, they saw a thin man in a white robe standing beside the operating table, concentrating on studying a corpse, muttering to himself: "What can I do? What can I do?"

Long Yi'er tugged at Zheng Tuhao's sleeve, and asked him in a low voice: "This is your friend?"

Zheng Tuhao nodded, and Long Yi'er continued: "Your friend looks a little abnormal."

"Yes, he is indeed abnormal!" Zheng Tuhao replied affirmatively, if even that guy is normal, the earth will probably stop its rotation.

The two of them were whispering to each other, when suddenly a cold voice with no ups and downs came over: "You bumpkin, what are you talking about me?"

Long Yi'er looked up, and saw a very beautiful face, white and delicate.But there is no expression, and the eyes are so terrifying. After looking at him for five seconds, people will have an illusion, as if they are a frog waiting to be dissected.

Zheng Tuhao coughed lightly, and introduced himself to the two of them: "My lord, this is my best friend since childhood, named Beitang Xuelan."

Long Yier nodded, and Zheng Tuhao said to Beitang Xuelan: Xuelan, this is the genius child I told you about, the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin, Long Yier. "

Beitang Xuelan looked at Long Yi'er, and suddenly smiled inexplicably, her white teeth gleamed coldly, which made Long Yi'er jump twice in fright, and hid behind Zheng Tuhao.

This Beitang Xuelan is more terrifying than a room full of corpses!

Volume 53 Trivia about raising children 2. Forensic Medicine ([-])

Beitang Xuelan came over, took off her white gloves, and stared at Long Yi'er silently for a while.Then I stretched out my hands, touched the tender cheeks of Longyierfen, and pulled hard...

"Wow...it hurts so bad..." Long Yi'er screamed, struggling desperately in Beitang Xuelan's hands, finally rescued her own body, and fled to the door of the dissecting room at the speed of light, cautiously He kept looking at Beitang Xuelan to prevent him from rushing over again.

Beitang Xuelan smiled: "What a cute kid, where did you find the bumpkin?"

Zheng Tuhao was watching the play on the sidelines, and he was in a good mood. The little devil was finally cured, so he knew it was a very wise decision to bring him here, and let Long Yier and Beitang Xuelan, two monsters, fight each other , It also saves them from going out to poison others.

Long Yi'er yelled at the door: "Tuzhu, that guy is rude to your king, hurry up and teach him a lesson!"

Beitang Xuelan sneered: "Since when did the bumpkin belong to your family? He has been eating and drinking for free in my house for more than ten years!"

Long Yi'er: "He is my younger brother now, so naturally he belongs to my family!"

Beitang Xuelan looked at Zheng Tuhao, and glared: "You bumpkin, tell me, whose family is it?"

Poor Zheng Tuhao looked around, neither side dared to offend, and finally said in a low voice: "I belong to my family..."

Beitang Xuelan picked out her ears and asked, "Whose family? I didn't hear clearly just now."

Long Yi'er smiled and said: "Little earth pig, have you forgotten what I do, my lord?"

Zheng Tuhao's back is sweating, of course he won't forget, the little devil is scary enough by himself, but the family is still gangsters~ Dao, let people live!I was about to answer that it belonged to the Dawang's family, but when I turned to look at Beitang Xuelan, the sneer on her face was really terrifying, it would scare off even thousands of troops!

So, the poor little soil pig closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "I belong to Xuelan's family."

Beitang Xuelan smiled in satisfaction, and reached out to touch Zheng Tuhao's head: "Good boy~