The child does not teach, the father too
Chapter 21
Well, it's fine if Dad doesn't help him, but he actually went against him.
Uh...bad dad, Yi'er decided not to talk to you for three days!
Volume 48 Trivia about raising children 5. Apology ([-])
Tong Yuan stayed with him, and the final result was... Long Yi'er played with Tong Yuan all day long, while Long Qingsu and Tong Yuan stared at each other.
This situation lasted for only one day, and the two people who were staring at each other couldn't take it anymore and surrendered one after another.
Long Qingsu: "Baby Yi'er, you haven't talked to Dad all day today."
Long Yi'er curled her lips and raised her head: "Humph...!"
Long Qingsu had no choice but to pull him over, hugged him into his arms and kissed him: "What's wrong? What did Dad do to make you angry?"
"You help outsiders to bully Yi'er..." the little devil said in a pitiful voice, and looked up at his father: "I want to tell my grandparents that you are so fierce to others that you don't give Yi'er food. Punish people to work, and make them wear beggar clothes..."
The more he said the more outrageous, Long Qingsu heard black lines all over his face, reached out and patted his chubby buttocks lightly, pretending to be angry and said: "What nonsense are you talking about? When did I abuse you like this? ?”
Long Yi'er's eyes were red, and she began to cry loudly: "Look, look, domestic violence has begun to be used against others! Huh, huh... Yi'er is the most pitiful child in the world. Brother Tong Yuan, why don't the two of us Let's run away together, Yi'er don't want to spoil your father, and you don't want to spoil your younger brother, we are dependent on each other."
Long Qingsu and Tong Yuan shouted together: "No!"
Long Yi'er squinted at them from the corner of her eyes, and said awkwardly: "Cut..."
Seeing Long Yier crying sadly (pretending!), Tong Yuan hurriedly coaxed: "Yi'er, be good~, let's run away from home together and ignore them. Don't cry, okay?"
Long Yi'er nodded her head in satisfaction: "Yeah (*^__^*)."
The other two were very anxious when they heard that, if they really ran away from home, it would be fine.
So, one by one, picked them up and went back to their rooms, and started to do ideological education work.
On Long Yi'er's side, after being carried back, she yelled a lot. Finally, after her father promised several unequal treaties, she was finally willing to compromise, and knew that her father's purpose of keeping Tong Yuan was for the sake of future business. Also very aware of the overall situation, I decided not to argue with my father.With a pouty mouth, he kissed Long Qingsu, and threw himself into his arms to act like a baby.
Tong Yuan's side is a bit troublesome.Tong Yuan was originally a taciturn gourd, but Tong Yuan was angry and didn't talk to him, so the two looked at each other, relatively speechless.
After a while, Tong Yuan called softly in compromise: "Brother."
Tong Yuan ignored him.
Tong Yuan walked over suddenly, hugged Tong Yuan into his arms, and kissed him on the cheek.
Tong Yuan opened his eyes wide and looked at him in surprise: "What are you doing?"
"Brother, don't be angry." Tong Yuan only said this, and he couldn't coax people at all.
Tong Yuan flattened his mouth and continued to ignore him.Instead, she rubbed against Tong Yuan's arms, uh...it's very warm and comfortable, unexpectedly Xiao Yuan's shoulders are so broad.
"I was just talking casually at that time, but I never thought of bullying you." Tong Yuan raised his hand as if to swear.
"Then you didn't treat me like an older brother!" Tong Yuan finally expressed the grudge in his heart, what he wanted most was to be recognized by Xiao Yuan.
"Who said that? In my mind, you are the best brother!" Tong Yuanjun retorted with a blushing face. It was really difficult for him to say such nasty words.
Tong Yuan was happy when he heard it, and looked up at him: "Really?"
"En!" Tong Yuan nodded affirmatively.
Tong Yuan smiled in Tong Yuan's arms, and reached out to touch his cheek: "Xiao Yuan is so good..."
Tong Yuan looked at his brother's pretty smiling face, and unconsciously... kissed him, and it was on the mouth...
Tong Yuan was dumbfounded and froze in place in astonishment.
Volume 49 Trivia about Raising Children [-]. Hackers
After the two brothers of the Tong family reconciled, Tong Yuan obediently went back with his younger brother. The family's business was always taken care of, and he couldn't bear to let Xiao Yuan go hungry every day. That guy didn't eat anything except what he made. of.I really don't know what to do, if I leave one day, he will definitely starve to death.
Long Yi'er was bored and continued to play games.But Brother Ouyang and Brother Mo Li didn't know where to go, only Brother Tong Yuan played with him.And even brother Tong Yuan is not here today, saying that he wants to accompany his brother to get a haircut.Hmph, you need someone to accompany you every time you cut your hair, Tong Yuan, that brat who didn't grow up! (Khan... Long Yi'er is ashamed to say this...)
The unaccompanied Long Yier seemed very lonely, and wanted to quit the game and go to the study to harass his father.
At this moment, the screen of the computer suddenly went black. After a while, a text was automatically created on the desktop, and a string of text emerged from it: "Your computer is under my control! In 1 minute, this computer will be infected with a virus." , and cause the system to crash."
Long Yi'er was dumbfounded, did he meet the legendary hacker?
Ahh...it's so fun...it's so boring!
So, the little hands crackled on the keyboard: "Hey...Xiao Hei, you came just in time, let's chat."
The hacker was probably also stunned. After ordinary people's computers were illegally invaded, they would decisively unplug the power or change the IP address, but no one had ever pestered him to chat.Hmm... If that's the case, let's have a chat and find out what the other party's background is.
So, I replied in the text: "Okay, what are you talking about?"
Long Yi'er smiled evilly: "How old are you this year? Are you male or female? Report your height measurements!"
The poor hacker was a little frightened, did he meet a pervert?Didn't blackmail others, but was lied to?
"This has nothing to do with you, does it?"
"Alas...how could it be irrelevant? Aren't we friends? It's normal to care about each other."
"Since when did we become friends?"
"Now. O(∩_∩)O~"
"Ok."
"Xiao Hei... Let me show you something."
"What is it?"
I saw a copy and paste, and a paragraph of text appeared in the text:
Name: Zheng Tuhao
Sex: Male
Height: 188cm
Age: 16
Hobbies: Watching pornography~color~books
School attended: XX University
Major: Computer Software Design
IQ: 188
The hacker was stunned when he saw it. How did the other party get his personal information?Weren't they chatting just now?To break through his firewall in such a short period of time?Have you met a master?
Long Yi'er said with a smile: "Hey... soil pig, your height is the same as your IQ, it's really fun."
(⊙o⊙) Oh... soil pig?Who are you calling?
Long Yi'er: "Little earth pig, you can hang out with me from now on. I forgot to tell you, but I am actually the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin! Do you want to call me King in the future?"
Black~forest~forest?The largest alliance of hacker organizations in the country, that person turned out to be the boss?No wonder he can crack his own defense program without anyone noticing.
Well, since he is the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin, he must be respected. He is the god in the eyes of all hackers.
So, obediently called out: "Your Majesty."
Long Yi'er: "Good boy...by the way, I'm 13 years old, your king."
Earth pig... Ah, Zheng Tuhao, I am completely speechless...
Volume 50 Trivia of Raising Children [-]. A Tale of a Pig
Ever since Long Yi'er met Zheng Tuhao, he teased him every day in his spare time, and everyone who came and went got to know each other well.Therefore, Zheng Tuhao took a day to prepare for a visit. It happened that everyone was in the same city, which was convenient.
Early this morning, Long Yi'er was lying on the bed and sleeping late, when suddenly he heard his father calling him: "Yi'er, your guest is here."
"Guest?" Long Yi'er opened one eye in a daze, nestled into his father's arms, and asked vaguely: "Who is it? Let him wait, Yi'er is going to sleep..."
"It's called Zheng Tuhao."
"Oh, so it's the earth pig!" Long Yi'er woke up when he heard that. He didn't expect that the earth pig really came to see him.Hehe... I am so proud to have taken in another little follower.So, he proudly said to his father: "Dad, that native pig is the little brother I just adopted. It's fun."
Long Qingsu helplessly supported his forehead: "Yi'er, why did you give him such a nickname?"
Long Yi'er flattened her mouth: "Isn't it nice? Is it really bad? Really really bad?"
"Uh..." Long Qingsu was struggling violently, did he want to please Yi'er, or obey his conscience?After a while, the struggle came to a conclusion, how much is a catty of conscience?His baby Yi'er is the most important!So she nodded very positively: "It sounds good, the name Yi'er chose is really great!"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee...Of course!" Long Yi'er grinned contentedly.
When the father and son came to the living room, they saw Zheng Tuhao waiting. He had a standard model figure and three-dimensional and handsome features. His handsomeness was not inferior to that of Long Qingsu.
Long Yi'er nodded in satisfaction, and beckoned to Zheng Tuhao: "Tuzhu, come here, let the king take a good look at it."
Zheng Tuhao was speechless, and asked without hope: "My lord, can you give me another name?"
Long Yi'er: "How about a porcupine?"
Zheng Tuhao: "..."
Long Qingsu shook his head beside him: "Yi'er, you call him Tuzhu, he calls you Dawang
Uh...bad dad, Yi'er decided not to talk to you for three days!
Volume 48 Trivia about raising children 5. Apology ([-])
Tong Yuan stayed with him, and the final result was... Long Yi'er played with Tong Yuan all day long, while Long Qingsu and Tong Yuan stared at each other.
This situation lasted for only one day, and the two people who were staring at each other couldn't take it anymore and surrendered one after another.
Long Qingsu: "Baby Yi'er, you haven't talked to Dad all day today."
Long Yi'er curled her lips and raised her head: "Humph...!"
Long Qingsu had no choice but to pull him over, hugged him into his arms and kissed him: "What's wrong? What did Dad do to make you angry?"
"You help outsiders to bully Yi'er..." the little devil said in a pitiful voice, and looked up at his father: "I want to tell my grandparents that you are so fierce to others that you don't give Yi'er food. Punish people to work, and make them wear beggar clothes..."
The more he said the more outrageous, Long Qingsu heard black lines all over his face, reached out and patted his chubby buttocks lightly, pretending to be angry and said: "What nonsense are you talking about? When did I abuse you like this? ?”
Long Yi'er's eyes were red, and she began to cry loudly: "Look, look, domestic violence has begun to be used against others! Huh, huh... Yi'er is the most pitiful child in the world. Brother Tong Yuan, why don't the two of us Let's run away together, Yi'er don't want to spoil your father, and you don't want to spoil your younger brother, we are dependent on each other."
Long Qingsu and Tong Yuan shouted together: "No!"
Long Yi'er squinted at them from the corner of her eyes, and said awkwardly: "Cut..."
Seeing Long Yier crying sadly (pretending!), Tong Yuan hurriedly coaxed: "Yi'er, be good~, let's run away from home together and ignore them. Don't cry, okay?"
Long Yi'er nodded her head in satisfaction: "Yeah (*^__^*)."
The other two were very anxious when they heard that, if they really ran away from home, it would be fine.
So, one by one, picked them up and went back to their rooms, and started to do ideological education work.
On Long Yi'er's side, after being carried back, she yelled a lot. Finally, after her father promised several unequal treaties, she was finally willing to compromise, and knew that her father's purpose of keeping Tong Yuan was for the sake of future business. Also very aware of the overall situation, I decided not to argue with my father.With a pouty mouth, he kissed Long Qingsu, and threw himself into his arms to act like a baby.
Tong Yuan's side is a bit troublesome.Tong Yuan was originally a taciturn gourd, but Tong Yuan was angry and didn't talk to him, so the two looked at each other, relatively speechless.
After a while, Tong Yuan called softly in compromise: "Brother."
Tong Yuan ignored him.
Tong Yuan walked over suddenly, hugged Tong Yuan into his arms, and kissed him on the cheek.
Tong Yuan opened his eyes wide and looked at him in surprise: "What are you doing?"
"Brother, don't be angry." Tong Yuan only said this, and he couldn't coax people at all.
Tong Yuan flattened his mouth and continued to ignore him.Instead, she rubbed against Tong Yuan's arms, uh...it's very warm and comfortable, unexpectedly Xiao Yuan's shoulders are so broad.
"I was just talking casually at that time, but I never thought of bullying you." Tong Yuan raised his hand as if to swear.
"Then you didn't treat me like an older brother!" Tong Yuan finally expressed the grudge in his heart, what he wanted most was to be recognized by Xiao Yuan.
"Who said that? In my mind, you are the best brother!" Tong Yuanjun retorted with a blushing face. It was really difficult for him to say such nasty words.
Tong Yuan was happy when he heard it, and looked up at him: "Really?"
"En!" Tong Yuan nodded affirmatively.
Tong Yuan smiled in Tong Yuan's arms, and reached out to touch his cheek: "Xiao Yuan is so good..."
Tong Yuan looked at his brother's pretty smiling face, and unconsciously... kissed him, and it was on the mouth...
Tong Yuan was dumbfounded and froze in place in astonishment.
Volume 49 Trivia about Raising Children [-]. Hackers
After the two brothers of the Tong family reconciled, Tong Yuan obediently went back with his younger brother. The family's business was always taken care of, and he couldn't bear to let Xiao Yuan go hungry every day. That guy didn't eat anything except what he made. of.I really don't know what to do, if I leave one day, he will definitely starve to death.
Long Yi'er was bored and continued to play games.But Brother Ouyang and Brother Mo Li didn't know where to go, only Brother Tong Yuan played with him.And even brother Tong Yuan is not here today, saying that he wants to accompany his brother to get a haircut.Hmph, you need someone to accompany you every time you cut your hair, Tong Yuan, that brat who didn't grow up! (Khan... Long Yi'er is ashamed to say this...)
The unaccompanied Long Yier seemed very lonely, and wanted to quit the game and go to the study to harass his father.
At this moment, the screen of the computer suddenly went black. After a while, a text was automatically created on the desktop, and a string of text emerged from it: "Your computer is under my control! In 1 minute, this computer will be infected with a virus." , and cause the system to crash."
Long Yi'er was dumbfounded, did he meet the legendary hacker?
Ahh...it's so fun...it's so boring!
So, the little hands crackled on the keyboard: "Hey...Xiao Hei, you came just in time, let's chat."
The hacker was probably also stunned. After ordinary people's computers were illegally invaded, they would decisively unplug the power or change the IP address, but no one had ever pestered him to chat.Hmm... If that's the case, let's have a chat and find out what the other party's background is.
So, I replied in the text: "Okay, what are you talking about?"
Long Yi'er smiled evilly: "How old are you this year? Are you male or female? Report your height measurements!"
The poor hacker was a little frightened, did he meet a pervert?Didn't blackmail others, but was lied to?
"This has nothing to do with you, does it?"
"Alas...how could it be irrelevant? Aren't we friends? It's normal to care about each other."
"Since when did we become friends?"
"Now. O(∩_∩)O~"
"Ok."
"Xiao Hei... Let me show you something."
"What is it?"
I saw a copy and paste, and a paragraph of text appeared in the text:
Name: Zheng Tuhao
Sex: Male
Height: 188cm
Age: 16
Hobbies: Watching pornography~color~books
School attended: XX University
Major: Computer Software Design
IQ: 188
The hacker was stunned when he saw it. How did the other party get his personal information?Weren't they chatting just now?To break through his firewall in such a short period of time?Have you met a master?
Long Yi'er said with a smile: "Hey... soil pig, your height is the same as your IQ, it's really fun."
(⊙o⊙) Oh... soil pig?Who are you calling?
Long Yi'er: "Little earth pig, you can hang out with me from now on. I forgot to tell you, but I am actually the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin! Do you want to call me King in the future?"
Black~forest~forest?The largest alliance of hacker organizations in the country, that person turned out to be the boss?No wonder he can crack his own defense program without anyone noticing.
Well, since he is the boss of Hei~Sen~Lin, he must be respected. He is the god in the eyes of all hackers.
So, obediently called out: "Your Majesty."
Long Yi'er: "Good boy...by the way, I'm 13 years old, your king."
Earth pig... Ah, Zheng Tuhao, I am completely speechless...
Volume 50 Trivia of Raising Children [-]. A Tale of a Pig
Ever since Long Yi'er met Zheng Tuhao, he teased him every day in his spare time, and everyone who came and went got to know each other well.Therefore, Zheng Tuhao took a day to prepare for a visit. It happened that everyone was in the same city, which was convenient.
Early this morning, Long Yi'er was lying on the bed and sleeping late, when suddenly he heard his father calling him: "Yi'er, your guest is here."
"Guest?" Long Yi'er opened one eye in a daze, nestled into his father's arms, and asked vaguely: "Who is it? Let him wait, Yi'er is going to sleep..."
"It's called Zheng Tuhao."
"Oh, so it's the earth pig!" Long Yi'er woke up when he heard that. He didn't expect that the earth pig really came to see him.Hehe... I am so proud to have taken in another little follower.So, he proudly said to his father: "Dad, that native pig is the little brother I just adopted. It's fun."
Long Qingsu helplessly supported his forehead: "Yi'er, why did you give him such a nickname?"
Long Yi'er flattened her mouth: "Isn't it nice? Is it really bad? Really really bad?"
"Uh..." Long Qingsu was struggling violently, did he want to please Yi'er, or obey his conscience?After a while, the struggle came to a conclusion, how much is a catty of conscience?His baby Yi'er is the most important!So she nodded very positively: "It sounds good, the name Yi'er chose is really great!"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee...Of course!" Long Yi'er grinned contentedly.
When the father and son came to the living room, they saw Zheng Tuhao waiting. He had a standard model figure and three-dimensional and handsome features. His handsomeness was not inferior to that of Long Qingsu.
Long Yi'er nodded in satisfaction, and beckoned to Zheng Tuhao: "Tuzhu, come here, let the king take a good look at it."
Zheng Tuhao was speechless, and asked without hope: "My lord, can you give me another name?"
Long Yi'er: "How about a porcupine?"
Zheng Tuhao: "..."
Long Qingsu shook his head beside him: "Yi'er, you call him Tuzhu, he calls you Dawang
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