The child does not teach, the father too

Pigs can love each other. "

Hou Yi: "Here are two elixir, which can be regarded as my compensation to you. If you eat it, you can become a fairy.

Chang'e took the elixir and ate it without saying a word, turned into a fairy and flew away.

Hou Yi went to find his pig.

When I came to the pigsty, I saw that cute little piggy was sleeping and snoring, it was so cute.

"Hey, little piggy, get up quickly." Hou Yi called out, pulling the little piggy's tail by the way.

The little piggy opened his swarthy pig eyes in a daze, saw that it was Houyi, quickly transformed into a man, and said cheerfully in front of him, "Houyi, have you come to see me?"

Hou Yi: "Well, hurry up and wash up, lie down on the bed and wait for me."

Little Piggy: "Aww...I don't, you torture me every time!"

Hou Yi: "Are you lying down or not? If you don't, I'll kill you and eat meat."

Little Piggy: "Woooo...I'll lie down."

The poor little piggy went to wash for nothing, and was going to be eaten later.

Speaking of Chang'e in the sky, after wandering around for a while, she felt very bored and was about to sleep with her head covered.

At this moment, a small white figure suddenly ran past him quickly.

Chang'e followed the little thing to its nest, grabbed it out, held it in her hand, and saw that it turned out to be a very cute little white rabbit.

"Little White Rabbit, what's your name?" Chang'e asked with a smile.

The little white rabbit was trembling with fear, and replied in a low voice: "I...my name is Ouyang Qin, and I was just an ordinary little white rabbit in the world. Later, after I became a fairy, I ran to live in the moon palace by myself. Like it here."

Chang'e: "Ah, that's right, a little white rabbit in the world has a double surname."

"I... my original owner's surname was Ouyang, so I took it too." The little white rabbit replied tremblingly, almost crying with fear.

Chang'e coaxed it quickly, thinking to herself, it is still a very timid little white rabbit, and it needs to be treated well in the future.

"Little white rabbit, can I be your new master in the future? I will love you very much." Chang'e coaxed with a smile.

Little White Rabbit: "Woooo...I have already cultivated to become a fairy, and I want to be a free little rabbit, and I don't want a new master."

"No, you must recognize me as the master. This moon palace is mine now. If you don't become my little pet, I will drive you out." Chang'e frightened the timid little white rabbit with a dark face.

Little White Rabbit: "Okay...Okay, master."

Chang'e: "Little white rabbit, since you have cultivated to become a fairy, you will definitely change into a human form, right? Show me the change."

The little white rabbit jumped out of Chang'e's arms and onto the ground, turning into a handsome man, naked all over, without time to put on clothes.

Chang'e's eyes lit up, she touched her chin and praised, "Oh, it turned out to be a male rabbit. It's not bad, it looks very delicious!"

Little White Rabbit: "Ugh...why did you kiss me all of a sudden?"

Chang'e laughed: "Little White Rabbit, I will ask you to do something very interesting!"

He took the little rabbit that changed into a human form back to his dormitory.

The poor little white rabbit was eaten and wiped clean by Chang'e.

—End of Act Two—

Fanwai Mid-Autumn Festival Special (No Responsibility Spoof) ((3)

The third act: Hou Yi is played by Long Qingsu, Chang'e is played by Long Yier, Wu Gang is played by Gu Muyi, and Ainason is played... Marshal Canopy~~(╯﹏╰)

My second child plays the little jade rabbit, and Fengwu Tianling plays the sweet-scented osmanthus tree spirit

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In fact, Houyi and Chang'e were originally a father and son. They got married openly despite everyone's opposition, and even kissed me openly all day long, making everyone want to strangle the two of them to death.

On this day, after Hou Yi begged the fairy medicine from the Queen Mother of the West, he put it aside and prepared to eat it with Chang'e at night.

Chang'e has gained a little weight recently, with a bulging belly, and she is turning her big bony eyes, ready to wreak havoc.

Go shopping, go shopping, go to Hou Yi's room, sneak in, and see a very delicate box on the table.So I opened it curiously in the past, and saw two fragrant golden balls lying inside.

Chang'e picked one up, put it on her little nose and kissed it. It was really delicious, it must be delicious!

So, the greedy Chang'e picked up one of the balls and ate it.Squint your eyes and enjoy the aftertaste, it's really delicious!

Looking in the box, there is another one.

Do you want to leave it to Dad?Do you want it?

Oops...so struggling...

After hesitating for a long time, Chang'e resolutely picked up the remaining ball, threw it into her small mouth and ate it.Anyway, Dad loves him so much, he must be reluctant to eat it, and will give it to him in the end.

After eating two small golden balls, Chang'e felt much lighter and more comfortable.

After Hou Yi came back, he had dinner with Chang'e.Chang'e ran out to play in the small garden again, and Hou Yi rushed over to watch the moon with him.

Watching and watching, Chang'e felt her body getting lighter and lighter, and finally she slowly left the ground and floated into the air.

Hou Yi quickly grabbed him and asked, "Baby, did you steal the two golden pills that Dad left in the room?"

Chang'e nodded: "Well, it's delicious, Dad, where did you get it?"

Hou Yi smiled wryly, "It's an elixir, and a mortal will become a fairy if he eats two."

Chang'e: "Oh hehehe... Sure enough, such a beautiful person is suitable to be a fairy."

Kicked off Dad's hand with his foot, and said triumphantly: "Dad, I went to play in the sky, and I will come back to see you tomorrow."

Said, fly, fly, fly halfway, fell down.

Covering her buttocks, she cried, "Wuuuu... Dad, why can't I fly? Haven't I already become a fairy?"

Hou Yi chuckled, "Because I made you fat and heavy, so you can't fly."

Houyi's father decided that he would continue to feed him desperately in the future, feed his little baby fatter, and stay with him forever, not going anywhere.

Hmph, do you still want to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?That's Monkey King's job!

Chang'e was so wronged that she had no choice but to stay with her father.

Hou Yi went to the Queen Mother of the West to beg for an elixir, and took it himself first to ensure immortality.

Thus, Chang'e and Houyi lived a happy and prosperous life in the world.

Let's talk about the Moon Palace.

Wu Gang is working hard to cut down trees.

Laurel Spirit: "Why did you cut me?"

Wu Gang: "I made a mistake and was punished by the Heavenly Emperor to cut down trees in the Moon Palace.

Laurel spirit: "Do you think this tree is so easy to cut? I grow!"

Where it has just been cut, new trunks grow.

Wu Gang: "I will continue to chop!"

Laurel spirit: "I'll continue to grow! Oh heh heh heh... I'm the laurel spirit that can't be killed!!"

Wu Gang: "...Okay, you win, I won't kill you!"

Throw the ax down and sit by and sulk.

At this time, the drunk Marshal Tianpeng broke into the Moon Palace.

After searching around for a long time, I couldn't find Chang'e, but only saw a middle-aged uncle, so I ran over and asked, "Where is Chang'e? Didn't he steal the elixir and fly to the Moon Palace at this time? Why is there no one?" I'm still waiting to tease him."

Wu Gang: "I heard that Chang'e is too fat to fly up, so I'm the only one in the Moon Palace."

Marshal Canopy: "Okay, it's fine if there's no fish or shrimp, uncle, I'll still flirt with you!"

He pinned Wu Gang to the ground and tore his clothes.

Wu Gang: "Hey, have you got the wrong partner?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "It doesn't matter, if you make a mistake, you will make a mistake."

Overwhelm people and prepare to enter.

At this time, a fat and tender little rabbit ran over, threw himself into Wu Gang's arms, and said coquettishly: "Chang'e, Chang'e, you are finally here? I am a little rabbit guarding the moon palace. I have been waiting for thousands of years." The year is finally waiting for you, you have to be nice to others in the future."

Said, rubbing on Chang'e's chest, eating tofu by the way.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Where did the little rabbit come from? I'm so confused that I can't see clearly. This is Wu Gang, not Chang'e!"

Little Rabbit: "Woo... Where's Chang'e?"

The sweet-scented osmanthus tree spirit on the side helped to answer: "I heard that Chang'e is too fat to fly up."

The little rabbit cheated: "Woooo...they want Chang'e, Chang'e..."

roll...

Marshal Canopy: "You are really a fat rabbit who doesn't know how to live or die. I will roast you and reincarnate into the world to accompany Chang'e."

Let out a fire and roast the little rabbit.

The poor little rabbit just died.

Marshal Tianpeng took Wu Gang back to his palace and ate him completely.

And because of the roasted rabbit, Marshal Tianpeng was punished to go to the world, and he was cast into a pig fetus, becoming a brother of the little pig, named Zhu Bajie, and accompanied Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Wu Gang, who was made emotional, resolutely went down to the world to look for Wu Gang. The two were loving and loving together, but it was also a lot of fun.

As for the lonely sweet-scented osmanthus tree spirit, he transformed into a young boy and went to find his good friend, little rabbit.

And so...the story ends...

The son does not teach, the father's past episode when the brother is addicted to games (Tong Yuan Tong Yuan chapter) (1)

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(It’s about Tong Yuan and Yi’er playing games together, the two brothers haven’t confessed their feelings at that time)

Tong Yuan's favorite thing to do every day is to put down his briefcase after get off work in the afternoon, then quickly walk to the kitchen, hug his brother in an apron from behind, and steal vegetables while rubbing his fair neck.But the situation is a bit abnormal recently. My brother has not cooked for several days. The meals at home are all prepared by the chef.