The child does not teach, the father too

Sometimes it is as much as you want.

After paying the bill, the two continued shopping until five o'clock in the afternoon before returning home. They were exhausted and lay on the sofa moaning.

Long Yi'er crawled and crawled weakly, and crawled into her father's arms, coquettishly: "Dad, will Yi'er sleep well with you tonight?"

Long Qingsu pinched his little face: "Shame, I still sleep with my father at such an age."

"Dad, today is Father's Day. Happy Father's Day handsome dad!" She flattered her, hoping to trick her into agreeing to sleep with him tonight.

"Haha... Thank you, Xiao Yi'er." Long Qingsu was overjoyed, his baby is really caring!

"Sleep together then?"

"Okay, let's sleep together!"

"(*^__^*) Hee hee...then let's play kiss..."

"..."

Long Qingsu was speechless, when did his son become a pervert?

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I didn't want to type today, but it happens to be Father's Day, so I posted a sweet holiday episode...

The length of [-] words, friends, please leave a message to express your thoughts.

Flying away in a fright...

Fanwai Mid-Autumn Festival Special (No Responsibility Spoof) (1)

Role Play Instructions:

Each couple plays a scene separately, that is, there will be no overlap between them.Some of the small roles were played by some of our little friends, and everyone applauded for encouragement.

PS: If you die, you don't pay for your life. Please carefully consider whether to continue reading.The plain demon version of Chang'e Flying to the Moon is very different from traditional myths and stories. It is basically fabricated and fabricated. There is no character, no morality, no quality assurance, and three-no products beware of counterfeiting.

(I suddenly remembered something. It seems that Chang’e was with Houyi?? Then Wu Gang is Xiami again?? Don’t care, write scribbles anyway.)

Because it is a BL text, the Chang'e here is male.Gu~~(╯﹏╰)b

Scene [-]: The Tong brothers, Yuan Shuai and Yang Yang

Chang'e is played by Brother Tong, Hou Yi is played by Brother Tong, Wu Gang is played by Yuan Shuai's children's shoes, and the beautiful Yang Yang plays Chang'e No. [-]~~(╯﹏╰)

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According to legend, Hou Yi was the monarch of a poor country in the Xia Dynasty, who was good at archery.Since he shot down the eight suns in the sky, everyone respected him even more.

No matter how powerful a mortal is, he will die, so Hou Yi went to the Queen Mother of the West to beg for two pills of elixir, and planned to take it with Chang'e.

On the fifteenth day of the eighth lunar month, Hou Yi left the medicine at home and planned to eat it with Chang'e at night.

At this time, a certain snake came across the ocean.Apparently, the snake has a lot of history, because it is the snake that ate the forbidden fruit with Eve and Adam, and Xiaoyi made a cameo appearance.

While Houyi was away, the little snake crawled up to Chang'e, wagging its tail in favor and said, "Brother Chang'e, let me tell you, there are two golden pills in Brother Houyi's study. Prepared, I plan to eat alone tonight, and then become brave and invincible, and press you on the bed all night, so that you can’t get up until the next day. Brother Chang’e, hurry up and put those two Find a pill and eat it, take the opportunity to overwhelm brother Hou Yi, oh hehehehe..."

A certain snake arrogantly crawled to other places and continued to do evil.

Chang'e also felt very scared when she heard it. If Hou Yi were to take those two pills, wouldn't he be tortured to death tonight?No, we must strike first!

So Chang'e came to Hou Yi's study, searched for it, and finally found it after searching for a long time. They were really two golden ones.I quickly took a glass of water and drank it, it really was a good thing, and I immediately felt comfortable all over.

But slowly, Chang'e felt something was wrong, why was her body getting lighter and lighter?If it wasn't for holding something, the whole person would seem to be floating.

After Houyi came back at night, he saw Chang'e flying into the sky.Hou Yi was about to go crazy with fright, so he grabbed Chang'e's feet to prevent him from flying away, and asked anxiously, "Did you eat those two pills I hid?"

Chang'e nodded and said in fear: "A little snake came over and told me that the pill is an aphrodisiac. You are going to take it at night to deal with me. I don't want to be unable to get up the next day, so I ate it all by myself." It's gone. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu What happened?"

Hou Yi shouted angrily, "It's a fairy medicine. One can live forever if one takes two pills. If a person takes two pills, one will become a fairy and fly to the sky. There is no longer any way to stay in the world."

"Woooo...I don't want to go to the fairyland, I want to be with you." Chang'e cried, afraid that she would go to the fairyland alone.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I won't leave you alone, I will definitely go to the sky to find you." Hou Yi firmly promised.

"Well, you must come. Look at the moon tonight is so round, my brother is waiting for you on the moon." After Chang'e finished speaking, she cried and flew away.

Hou Yi went back to his room and took the bow and arrow.On the night of August NO.16, the moon is even rounder.So he aimed his bow and arrow at the moon and threatened, "Moon, quickly return my brother to me, or I will shoot you down!"

The moon was very frightened. Back then, Houyi was a god-man who shot down eight suns in a row. It was easy to shoot down one of its small moons.So I discussed with Hou Yi: "Don't shoot me, don't shoot me, you just need to send another beauty to the moon palace to replace, and I will put Chang'e back for you.

So Hou Yi set out to find a great beauty who could replace his brother.

After searching for a long time, I finally selected the number one beauty in China——Yang Yang.

The great beauty Yang Yang was given unspoken rules by Lord Houyi and sent to the Moon Palace.

As for Chang'e, she happily followed Houyi home.

After Yang Yang went to the Moon Palace, he was very sad to see the deserted surroundings.

One day, wandering around the moon palace bored again, I saw a man cutting down a tree.

So he went up to him and asked, "Hey, why are you cutting down trees here? And what about this tree? Why does it grow back after cutting it down?"

The man who was cutting down the tree replied: "My name is Wu Gang. I was originally a fairy in the sky, but because I made a mistake, I was punished to cut down the tree here."

"Oh, what mistake did you make?" The new version of Chang'e, Yang Yang's children's shoes, asked curiously.

Wu Gang replied embarrassingly: "I peeked at mortals taking a bath, and the Jade Emperor found out."

"Ah, you pervert, you deserve to be punished!" Chang'e ran away angrily.

Wu Gang quickly chased after him, took Chang'e's hand, hugged him into his arms, and said, "The person I peeked at is you. I thought we would be separated forever, but I didn't expect you to come to the Moon Palace." Now, how about we live together in the future?"

"I don't want to live with you!" Chang'e blushed and refused.

"I will always be good to you and never leave you. You think it's boring to stay alone in the moon palace, right? Isn't it good for us to be together." Wu Gang guided.

"Well... well, then I will reluctantly accept you." Chang'e nodded shyly in agreement.

So Wu Gang carried the beauty to the bedroom in the Moon Palace as quickly as possible.

After the two lived for a long time, Chang'e complained: "Every day is so boring, you just pester me to do things, and I will ignore you in the future!"

Wu Gang: "Biao, I'll give you a gift, it's very cute!"

Chang'e: "Yeah, what gift? Hurry up and take it out."

Wu Gang held a cute little animal and handed it to Chang'e.

Chang'e: "Ah... What a fat and cute rabbit!"

Wu Gang: "That's obviously a dog..."

Chang'e: "I said it was a rabbit, so it must be. Do you have any objections?"

Wu Gang: "...No."

Chang'e: "I want to name this rabbit Yangrou~rou!"

Wu Gang: "Why did you become a sheep again?"

Chang'e: "My original name was Yang Yang."

Wu Gang: "Oh, sheep and sheep."

So, Chang'e, Wu Gang, and Yang Rou~Rou Boy Shoes lived a happy and sweet life in the Moon Palace.

——End of the first play——

Fanwai Mid-Autumn Festival Special (No Responsibility Spoof) (2)

Act Two: Beitang Xuelan plays Hou Yi, Zheng Tuhao's children's shoes... Hou Yi's family pig, Mo Li's children's shoes...Chang'e, Ouyang Qin's children's shoes play the little white rabbit.

Li Li: Why does a man like me want to play Chang'e?

A certain demon: Because I couldn't find anyone temporarily, I will wrong you later.

Li Li: Protest, I want to stop the show!

A certain demon: Yes, the little white rabbit will be given to another person who plays Chang'e.

Li Li: Then... I'd better play Chang'e.

Zheng Tuhao: Why should I play a pig?Where am I like a pig?

A certain demon: You and Xiao Yier protest, who asked him to name you Little Earth Pig.

Zheng Tuhao: Huh...then I'll play the pig.

Thus, the second act officially began.

Houyi (played by Beitang Xuelan) came to Chang'e (played by Mo Li) and said to him, "I'm sorry, but I can't marry you?"

Chang'e: "Cut, I don't care, I'm already planning to escape marriage."

Hou Yi: "Oh, that's good, let's say goodbye."

Chang'e: "May I ask out of curiosity why you don't want to marry me?"

Hou Yi: "Because I fell in love with my pig."

Chang'e: "Pfft...you actually fell in love with a pig?"

Hou Yi: "That pig is very cute, and he can already transform into a human being."

Chang'e: "Well, I wish you and your family