Rebirth reminder

Sister, this made Chi Wei feel like he had accidentally fallen into a wolf's den.The office is not big, a bit worse than his bedroom, but it is more than enough to accommodate a dozen people, and there is even a row of long tables along the wall, where editors can drink tea and eat snacks when they are resting.

Wang Li clapped her hands, greeted everyone, and introduced to the editors: "This is editor Shen Luo. From today on, he will join the Danmei group. You should take care of him in the future and don't bully him, you know?" ?” It’s fine if she doesn’t add the last sentence, but if she adds it, it will make people think that these female editors are all like wolves.

Chi Wei just nodded slightly, as if he had greeted all his colleagues, and then Wang Li introduced the other editors to him one by one. I remembered the name, and I guess I forgot his face when I turned around.

This led to Chi Wei sitting in his seat after Manager Wang had arranged everything and left, turned on the laptop computer assigned to him by the company, clicked on the official website of Import Literature, and stared at the names of the seven editors in the Danmei group. , he couldn't tell who was who.

Then he logged on to another QQ for work, which was just given to him by the beautiful editor sitting next to him. After he logged on, he found that there were only eight people in the friend list, and seven of them had nicknames in the same format, all of which were "KoukouEditor" -XX", only there is a QQ nickname that reads "Whoever gives the meat is the boss", and the signature is "Meat meat meat meat... I am hungry and crazy, I want to eat meat, what the hell!"

Out of curiosity, Chi Wei clicked on that person's profile, and all the information was almost empty, only scrolled to the bottom, and wrote a sentence in the personal description: If you don't open a hole in N months, it's better to hang up the southeast branch yourself. (N<1&N>12)

N is less than 1 and greater than 12. Doesn’t it mean that no pits will be opened from January to December?Just as Chi Wei was thinking to himself, he suddenly felt a chill coming from behind. When he turned his head, he realized that all the editors had run behind him at some point.

Chi Wei looked at them and acted more politely, "Excuse me, what's the matter?"

A short girl who looked like a doll said in her thin baby voice: "So you are Shen Luo, you are so handsome and cute!" After saying that, she boldly came forward Grabbing the bear hat of Chi Wei's bear hoodie, he smiled at the other editors, "Look, his outfit is so fun, and there are bear ears on the hat!"

The other editors laughed when they saw it, and the beautiful editor sitting beside him asked, "Shen Luo, how old are you?"

Chi Wei said, "24."

The beautiful editor nodded at him knowingly, "You look quite small, if we go out together, maybe people will think you are my younger brother!"

Chi Wei could understand the meaning of what she said. It was all wrong and I still had to blame Shen Xiaomushroom for having such unusual clothes in his closet, and only a normal suit was taken away by Jiang Shao last night. He was sent to the dry cleaners, and this morning he knocked on his cousin's door, intending to borrow clothes, but the guy actually said to him: "My clothes are too big for you, and your own clothes are not quite right. okay?"

Chi Wei said: "On the first day of work, it's better to be more formal."

Hearing it for a while, he immediately dumped him, "What are you pretending to be? It will definitely show your true colors within three days. Besides, Kou Kou Literary invited you to be a foreign aid editor. Could it be that they still think that you are too cute because of your clothes?" Don't want you? Don't worry, go wear your favorite!" He waved his hand and yawned again, "Okay, I'm going to go back to sleep, Young Master Shen, you can do what you want."

At that time, Chi Wei watched the door close with a "bang" in front of his eyes, and he was so well-bred that he almost wanted to swear at his cousin.

cute hair?My favorite fart!

Thinking back now, Chi Wei still couldn't help cursing that bastard Jiang Shaoqing in his heart, such clothes are obviously not his style, okay?

Raising his head, Chi Wei met the electric eyes of the little beauty beside him, and lied casually, "The clothes belong to my brother. I washed them off, so I rushed over this morning, so I'll borrow his clothes to wear them first."

"Oh—" all the beauties replied in a long tail.

Chi Wei didn't speak any more, although there didn't seem to be much difference in his expression, but one of the editors was smarter, but he could tell at a glance that he seemed unhappy, so he stood up and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Then We will be colleagues from now on, and Manager Wang has already introduced us to you just now, but she didn’t tell you our editor’s name, so let me introduce you again now!”

This time Chi Wei listened very carefully. In order to integrate into the group faster, he worked very hard to match each editor's name with their faces. As expected, they were different after all the effort. After the introduction, he basically put these Remember the names of the seven people.

The girl pulling his hat was named Miaoyu, the beautiful editor beside him was named Zifei, the one who introduced him was Sijin, and the other four were named Qiling, Yue, Naihe, and Xuansi.

Chi Wei matched each of their faces with their QQ avatars, and then said, "Don't call me Shen Luo from now on."

"What do you call that?" Several people asked in unison.

"Call it Chi Wei!" While speaking, Chi Wei turned around, clicked on his QQ profile, entered "Koukou Editor-Chi Wei" in the nickname column, then turned his head and pointed at the computer screen to look at those The editor said: "Just these two words."

The editor named Qiling heard this, and suddenly poked his head out from behind Naihe, "Chi Wei, Chi Wei, are you suffering?"

"Ah?" Qiling's sudden remark made Chi Wei stunned, but his facial muscles were not well developed, so he just tilted his head, showing a confused expression.

Maybe it was his expression that amused the seven Tanmei wolves, so they began to boo again, "Look at your nickname, how much do you like it?"

"That's right, you look very attractive."

"It's also very popular to dress up, haha!"

Chi Wei listened to these women talking to each other, and countless words of "shou" appeared in his head.It is said that there are three women in one drama, and seven women are naturally more lively. Chi Wei can't get in the way at all, so he has to let them talk. After this, those colleagues who were extremely friendly to him finally gave him He made a positioning, and decided that Chi Wei was a person with the attribute of receiving.

"I'm going to WC." Chi Wei stood up and decided to go out to calm down first.Fortunately, those editors were enthusiastic, and they didn't even deprive him of the right to go to the toilet.

"Go out and turn left." Accompanied by Naihe's words, Chi Wei nodded and thanked, and walked out.He felt that he was really not used to it, it felt a bit like playing games and entering a guild by mistake, and then being molested by a group of rotten girls.

While washing his hands, Chi Wei took a look in the mirror again. Although his face looked a little pale, but after his transformation yesterday afternoon, he should be considered a handsome man after all, right?In addition, he usually doesn't like to laugh much, or should be said almost never laughs, so he can't figure out what is wrong with him.

Going back to the office door of the Danmei group, Chi Wei really didn't want to push the door open, but after thinking about it, since they've all come here, they can't just run away without doing any work, right?That was too embarrassing, so in the end, he put his hand on the doorknob. After pushing it, he remembered that the door has an electronic lock, but what is the password?

He didn't need to recall at all, because he didn't pay attention when Wang Li entered the password at that time. At that time, his mind was full of danmei, danmei, and he didn't even bother to see what number Manager Wang had lost.

Without the password, he can't enter the door, so ring the doorbell.It was Xuan Si who came to open the door for him, and Chi Wei said "Excuse me" and walked into the office. At that time, everyone had already returned to their respective positions to work.

Chi Wei walked to his seat and just sat down when he heard Zi Fei beside him suddenly say to him: "The password for our office's electronic door lock is 1069, which is easy to remember." He flashed a meaningful smile.

At that time, Chi Wei didn't know what Zi Fei was laughing at, but his intuition told him that the password must have some special meaning, so he consulted Du Niang very cheaply, and then he found that Baidu knew that the first answer was Like this: "1 is attacking~~~~0 is receiving~~~~69 is two people, one butt to mouth and the other mouth to butt~~"

Looking at the ecstasy wavy lines, Chi Wei had an impulse for the first time, he really wanted to chop off his cheap hands.

(ToBeContinued)

[2011-08-1711:38:56染°]

God has no lower limit

Chi Wei sat in front of the computer and stared blankly at the names of the eight friends on QQ for 10 minutes, but he still didn't know what to do.

Although he was a writer in his previous life and knew many editors, he had no experience as an editor after all, let alone in the Danmei group.

And just when he was about to find someone to ask about it, Si Jin's profile picture suddenly flashed, and Chi Wei clicked on it, only to see such a sentence displayed in the message box: "By the way, I forgot to tell you, I I'm the leader of the Danmei group, if you don't understand anything, you can ask me."

Chi Wei stared at the words Si Jin sent him, as if seeing a savior, and quickly typed a line back, "Team leader, what should I do if I don't know anything?"

"Ah?" Si Jin quickly returned with a puzzled expression, it was an onion inexplicably