Rebirth reminder

Shaking his head, he didn't speak, Chi Wei saw his dull face, and didn't ask much.

The funeral went on for a while, and at the end they had another funeral feast together, and then they parted.In the car, Chi Wei suddenly remembered something, and asked Shaoqing, "Brother, what's my name?"

Shaoqing glanced at him with weird eyes, "You don't have a fever, do you? Little Mushroom, is it because my cousin treats you too badly and bullies you into a fool?"

"Go to hell." Just imagine, when Chi Wei said these three words, he put on a cool iceberg face, but if this expression was paired with a mushroom head, how distorted it would be , it is not difficult to imagine.

So when Shaoqing met, he suddenly burst out laughing, "Hahaha, ouch, my little mushroom, you are so cute, my brother likes you so much." Seemingly to show the credibility of his words, Shaoqing He also stretched out his hand and rubbed Chi Wei's head vigorously to express his love for his younger brother.

Chi Wei patted Shaoqing's hand away, and said in a deep voice, "Drive well."

"Yes, yes!" Shaoqing laughed, looking very awkward.Chi Wei didn't bother to talk to him, thinking he didn't ask for his name anymore, and just looked for his ID card later.

With her elbows leaning against the car window, Chi Wei looked at herself in the rearview mirror, suddenly turned her head and said to Shaoqing, "You take me to the barber shop."

"Huh?" Shaoqing blinked at Chi Wei twice, "Didn't you just trim your hair two days ago?"

"But I suddenly want to change my hairstyle." Before he finished speaking, Chi Wei happened to see a barber shop by the side of the road, so he raised his voice again, "Just stop here."

"It can't stop, wait for me to find a parking lot, little mushroom, what happened to you, why did you want to touch your hair?"

Chi Wei listened to Shaoqing's mouthful of "hair", but there was no special expression on his face, but he replied indifferently: "Change your image."

That barber shop is not small, the first floor is for hairdressing, and the second floor is for beauty treatment. Chi Wei thought that the consumption here should be quite expensive, but he has no money around him, so he turned around and asked his cousin, "I want to cut my hair." , you pay, OK?"

Shaoqing looked at the "OK" gesture made by Chi Wei's fingers, and nodded weakly, "OK."

In four hours, Little Mushroom turned into a handsome man. Shaoqing was shocked by Chi Wei's change, and he was also shocked by the change in the number in his wallet, and scolded the shop as a black shop.

Seeing him like that, Chi Wei just said lightly, "Those who can afford a mansion don't compete with me for the money here."

Shaoqing replied to him indignantly, "Fart! The most shameful thing is to eat me and use my talents if you can afford a mansion!"

"Oh, that mansion is mine?" Chi Wei faintly heard the meaning of Shaoqing's words.

After a while, he taught him a lesson again, "Apart from the house and its decoration, what else did you buy with your money? I'm a poor man now, and when I'm so poor, I can't even afford food and clothing. When the time comes, I will take care of you, my son."

Chi Wei has never been able to stand crying poor, so he casually pointed to his side and said, "There are beauties."

"Where is where?" After a few moments of reaction, Chi Wei had already gone a long way, and he quickly chased after him, "Are you kidding me?"

Just as Chi Wei was about to speak, his cell phone rang. He looked at the caller ID showing a string of unfamiliar numbers, thinking that whoever called would be a stranger to him anyway, so he answered, "Hello."

A sweet female voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hello, is this editor-in-chief Shen of Yingluo Studio?"

Yingluo studio?Editor Shen?what?Chi Wei was confused, and said to the person on the other end of the phone: "Please wait a moment." Then he covered the phone with his hand and asked Shaoqing, "Do you know Yingluo's studio?"

Shaoqing was dumbfounded by his question, and it took a while to recover and said: "Isn't that your studio?"

"Oh, so." Chi Wei picked up the phone again, "Hello, I am."

"Hello, I'm the administrative assistant of Koukou Literature. I'm here to inform you that tomorrow is the day when Editor-in-Chief Shen will come to our company to report. Please remember."

Chi Wei was in a fog. From what the assistant meant, he was probably asked to go to work, so he asked again: "Is it the first day of work tomorrow?"

"Yes, at nine o'clock tomorrow morning." The assistant's attitude was very polite, and Chi Wei also politely replied to her: "Okay, I understand, I will be there on time tomorrow."

That night, Chi Wei was in the bedroom studying the wallet and keys he had just looted. He happened to come in and saw it. He snatched the wallet from his hand and took out five hundred ones. Then he took Chi Wei and exchanged them. The suit hanging on the hanger waved to him with a smile and said, "I'll take it to the dry cleaner for you to wash. See you later, baby."

Chi Wei caught the wallet thrown back by Shaoqing. It originally contained [-] cash, but now [-] was withdrawn, leaving him with only [-].

"This bastard..." Chi Wei cursed secretly, threw off her wallet and ignored it, and instead took a book on the bedside table. The author of the book has a very special pen name called "No Meat, No Joy" .

There is a gold-faced post in the book. Chi Wei thought it was a bookmark, but when he opened it, he found out that it was a letter of appointment, which was sent by Koukou Literature who called him in the afternoon, saying that he was going to be a foreign aid editor.

Putting the appointment letter aside, Chi Wei read a few lines on the page of the book. The content of that paragraph is roughly that two men are kissing, and they fall in love after kissing. After that, um... just I did it.

With a "snap", Chi Wei closed the book heavily, "What kind of pornographic novels are you reading?" He complained, seeing that it was getting late, thinking about going to work tomorrow, he went to bed up.

At that time, he didn't realize what a bad decision it was to let Shaoqing take the suit to wash, until the next morning, when he opened the closet door and looked at the sets of kawaii cute clothes inside, he suddenly thought There is a dead heart.

(ToBeContinued)

[2011-08-1610:10:10染°]

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Chi Wei was sitting in the HR Manager's office. The woman in front of him who looked about 27 or [-] years old had been smiling at him for a while, but Chi Wei still had a paralyzed expression.It's really not his fault, but his temperament has always been weak, but today he came out wearing a bear suit, coupled with this cold expression at the moment, it really seems out of harmony.

The manager of the personnel department is Wang Li, a very cheerful person. She started laughing as soon as Chi Wei entered the door. She didn't mean to laugh at it, but she thought that the well-known editor Shen Da's outfit today was really funny.

Chi Wei didn't bother with her, just sat quietly on the reception sofa with a cup of coffee in his hand, and when Wang Li had finished laughing, he said lightly, "I also think this dress doesn't suit me. .”

Wang Li waved her hand towards Chi Wei with a smile on her face, "Who said that, you are so cute, I called your studio the other day, and an editor also praised me for being cute, and it was true when I saw you today. .”

Hearing Wang Li's words, Chi Wei felt a little embarrassed, thinking that he has lived for more than 20 years, and no one has ever associated him with the word cute. This rebirth, thanks to the little mushroom, His image of more than 20 years was finally destroyed.

"By the way, is the photo on this ID card yours?" Although she knew that this question was meaningless to ask, Wang Li couldn't help it. The photo on this ID card was really different from the real person.

Chi Wei can understand Wang Li's mood. To be honest, he himself dislikes the image on the ID card, "Well, this photo is indeed me."

After hearing this, Wang Li covered her mouth and laughed again, "Editor Shen looked very funny at that time, look at this mushroom head, it's so funny."

Chi Wei let out a slightly embarrassed "Mmm", after all he was too embarrassed to say that he still had this hairstyle during the day yesterday.

After taking a sip of coffee, Chi Wei decided that it's better not to worry about his clothes or hairstyle, so he decisively changed the subject, "So, when can I start working?"

"It's fine right away. I'll take you to the office right away, and I'll introduce you to your colleagues in the future. They will definitely take care of you." Wang Li deliberately added an accent to the word "care" to make Chi Hearing this, Wei felt a chill behind him, and seeing the strange light in Manager Wang's eyes, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

The editorial offices are all on the third floor. Chi Wei followed Wang Li through the doors of each group, and saw a sign hanging on each door, which read "Current Words Group", "Ancient Words Group", "Fantasy Fantasy Group" group" and so on.

"The one in front is your team's office." Accompanied by Wang Li's words, Chi Wei looked in the direction of her finger. There was also a sign hanging in front of the door. It was too far away to see clearly. It was found that the three words on the house number were - Danmei Group.

After all, Chi Wei is also a person who often hangs around literature websites. In this era of gay friends, how could he not know what the word "Danmei" stands for? But, let him, a straight man, become an editor in the Danmei group, isn't that right? A bit too "beep--"?

Manager Wang was entering the password on the electronic lock next to the glass door, when Chi Wei suddenly asked, "Well, did I make a mistake? Why is it the Danmei group?"

Wang Li blinked at Chi Wei, and asked back puzzledly: "It's always been the Danmei group, didn't you agree at the beginning?" As she spoke, the door opened, and Wang Li pushed it open and walked in first. Wei followed behind her, somewhat caught off guard by the sudden situation.

There are not many people in the office, only seven in total, all of them