Brother Donggong

My grandfather's house is outside Yongjing, and it will take 3 hours at the fastest to ride out of Yongjing from me. This is when I am in good health. If it is like today, I didn't eat breakfast, and I was taken away by the prince. If you are scared, it will be almost dinner when I finally get off the saddle.

Since my mother was slept by my father, and then I climbed out of my mother's belly safely, my grandfather stopped selling meat.He bought my uncle an official job with the money my mother sent from the palace.But my uncle only has a promising future. He has been an official for more than ten years, and he is only a seventh-rank sesame official. He is quite content.

I thought about it later, and it was actually not bad. Although his salary is pitiful, at least he can support himself and stop asking my grandfather for money.

Grandpa's house is very big, ridiculously big.Unlike all the noble mansions in Yongjing Beicheng, with three entrances and three exits, high dripping eaves, it takes at least half an hour to walk from the gatehouse to the backyard. My grandfather's yard here is like a huge farmhouse. The house is There are many, but they are all built according to the local methods of mountain villages.

The walls are built of stone bricks, painted with loess, and the roof is covered with thatch.

If it rains, maybe it will leak.

What's even more outrageous is that there are two big pots in the yard in front of the main hall. When I passed by, I happened to see my aunt leading a few old ladies cooking.I took a look, and it was not bad. In one big pot was stewed cabbage with big goose, and in the other big pot was stewed tofu with freshly beaten [-]-jin big wild fish, and there was also the aroma of pancakes.

As soon as my aunt saw me coming, she quickly rubbed her red oily hands on the apron twice, just like ordinary village women, she came over and pulled me affectionately, and shouted into the room, "Bizi, Bizi, Come here, look who is coming?!"

Only at this time can I see my cousin Cui Bicheng wearing a blue shirt, quietly appearing at the door of the main hall.He is always at odds with this place. In fact, standing here, he looks like an ink-splashed map of the south of the Yangtze River placed by the kitchen stove, surrounded by unwashed carrots and potatoes, and a piece of pig backseat !

He looked here from afar, and nodded slightly, as a courtesy.

Cui Bicheng, official businessman of Yongjing Manufacturing Bureau.

My uncle's only son.

When I look up at the sky, I always think wildly.

Why in this world, there are always some things, some people are special and unexpected?

For example, my cousin Cui Bicheng.

As the only son of the county magistrate surnamed Cui, he is the only nephew of Cui Meiren in the harem...

Cui Meiren is my mother.

Calling her Cui Meiren does not mean that she is beautiful, the word "beauty" is a title, and Wen Zhan's "Prince", Wen Zhan's mother's "Queen", old man Du's "Cabinet Chief Assistant", my uncle My 'County Magistrate' is the same as my 'Prince Qi', which is a code name besides my name.

The hierarchy in the harem is strict, and the ancestral family law puts my father's big and small wives in rows, divided them into ranks, and labels them one by one according to their grades. My mother's "beauty" is the lowest grade. 'Lady'.

Above the 'beauties' there are in order from low to high grades - Cairen, Jieyu, Caiyi, nobleman, noble lady, concubine, concubine, noble concubine, the four noble concubines of 'Fu, Lu, Zhen and Xiang'!The last one waiting for Ling Jueding is the Queen!

There are 3000 people in my father's harem.

If my mother's "beauty" is the small mountain gate of Dongyue, then the queen is Yuhuangding!

To be promoted from a beauty to a queen has to go through [-] small stages, [-] slow stages, [-] tight stages, climbing to Xianfang, Tianjie, and finally to Yuhuangding!

Although the road to promotion from beauty is far away and hopeless, but my mother is not interested in this road at all, she enjoys this title completely.

Forgive her!Calling her a beauty is the greatest vanity in her life.

Do you know how scary she is?I think back when my grandfather’s village was full of bandits, my mother was standing at the gate of the village, and the bandits walked around outside the existence three times, planning to come over to rob money and sex, but when they saw my mother, they didn’t dare to go in at all!

Well, without further ado, let’s continue talking about my cousin.

As the only nephew of Cui Meiren in the harem, my cousin should be able to live like the uncle Guo who runs around the streets (my father and wife have too many wives, so there are many uncles in the country), raising insects, birds, fish, cockfights, Going to brothels, holding opera singers, drinking tea and gambling... Well, in fact, his life is pretty much the same now.

Cui Bicheng is very strange and out of gregarious.

It's like a group of pigs with two Shandong scallions and elephants stuck in their nostrils, a group of shriveled loofahs hanging on the loofah rack, but suddenly a large nest of melons formed, and a group of bamboo shoot chickens just flew out. Spotted color-tailed big pheasant!

My cousin is the pig with Shandong green onions, the nest melon in the loofah group, and the big pheasant in the bamboo shoot chicken!

I don't know, why did someone like him appear from my grandfather's house?

His strangeness can be seen from his name.

His real name is Cui Bicheng, and he also has a nickname - 'Cui Bancheng'.This half of the city refers to Yongjia, an important town in the south of the Yangtze River. Half of the city belongs to the Zhou family in Yongjia, and the other half is almost his.

Cui Bicheng, official businessman of Yongjing Manufacturing Bureau.

My uncle's only son.

Rich people!

When my aunt dragged me to the main hall, Grandpa was counting grains in the barn in the West Side Courtyard, and he was muttering something in his mouth—I’m starving to death, and I don’t want to move the seeds—this is his problem left by him during the famine years.My grandmother passed away a long time ago, and my uncle was sent to be an official in Meicheng County, ten miles away (the law of Dazheng stipulates that it is not allowed to be a parent official in my hometown, but my uncle was unwilling to go far, so he went to the next county to be a county magistrate I don’t have dinner at home, so my cousin is the only one in the main hall.My aunt put down a sentence, "I'll cook, you guys talk." Then she went out and continued to cook.

Cui Bicheng sat in a stable position, wearing a blue long cloth shirt, sitting on an old elm armchair drinking white water.

"Yo, the prince is here."

He glanced at me, and then slowly made a gesture to get up to salute. It seemed that he had only got up halfway for a long time, and his buttocks hadn't left the chair circle yet.

I waved my hand, and before he could speak, he immediately sat back and began to drink water in a steady manner.

I said, "Brother, every time I come to your place, as long as I don't have a silver ticket in my hand, you will change into a coarse cloth shirt and give me white water. If it weren't for the stewed meat by your aunt this time, would you still have to go back to the house?" Give me pickled radish and corn bread. You have 10,000+ acres of mulberry fields, more than 3000 tea shops, and two docks. You can’t spend enough money. Who are you pretending to be poor for?”

"My lord, look at what you said."

Maybe he stayed in Yongjia for too long, and he has an accent when he speaks, and my teeth are so soft.

He gave me a glass of boiled water, and then said, "The girl who sells flowers inserts bamboo leaves, and the girl who sells oil combs her hair with water. If you can save a penny, it is a penny. When the world is bad, or if you don't want to be a prince that day, your aunt will not." Damn it, the Cui family was defeated, and the manufacturing bureau kicked me off, so I can still live!"