Brother Donggong

After the prince left, Cucumber looked at me from the corner door next to him.

I took out a crutch from my hand, lowered my head, squinted at him, then tapped the stone pier made under my butt with the crutch, and beckoned to him.Cucumber was a little hesitant, and finally he looked left and right, but he had no choice but to move over step by step.

At this time, the sun rose and the sky opened. I put the crutches aside, held the tea, looked at the tea in my bowl shaking my head, sighed, took a sip, and said, "Cucumber, I see you recently The longer and more handsome."

Cucumber probably saw that I had a good complexion, so he quickly smiled and said, "That's not as handsome as Wang Ye."

"Good boy! Know what I like to hear!"

I put down the tea bowl, and looked at the walnut dregs that the prince had chewed just now.

Cucumber said, "My lord, what would you like to have for lunch? Today is our first day in the new house, and the stove hasn't been set up yet, so we probably need to order some side dishes outside."

"Don't worry, the living will never be suffocated by urine. I said cucumber..."

I squeezed the walnut dregs with my fingers, and suddenly looked at him, "Tonight, you wash yourself clean, you come to sleep!"

……

Cucumber looked at me in shock, his delicate face suddenly twisted, tears and snot came down together, almost turning into a rotten peach.

He burst into tears!

"My lord, my lord, I know I'm wrong! I really know I'm wrong! Please forgive me this time! I am an eighty-year-old mother, and I have a three-year-old child who is just waiting to be fed. You can't force me to a dead end!"

I was not happy when I heard this, so I patted the table, "What's the matter! What's wrong with letting you go to the king's bed and wronging you!"

I looked at him strangely and said, "Get up, don't kneel."

"My lord!"

Cucumber's face twisted into a bitter gourd, he twisted and said, "It stands to reason that it is a blessing for a servant to be loved by the prince, but..."

I waved my hand to stop him from talking and let me get closer, but Cucumber took a step back. In a fit of anger, I stretched out my hand to pull him. Legs, like a village girl being bullied by bullies.

I laughed at him with squinted eyes, "I said cucumber, you really scared me just now. You said that there is a three-year-old child at home, I thought your lower body grew back by itself! Just now I was thinking, If you have the ability, hurry up and give me this secret recipe. I will write it in a small note and sell it in the palace. I specialize in selling the chief eunuch Li Fang, Huang Yu, and Lv Zhi. In addition, Yang Chun, one per person, each of them asked them to pay 5 taels of silver, and let them grow another lifeline, so that when they die, they can all see their ancestors in full, and I don’t have to worry about paying back, my lord. This is a foreign debt of 20 taels!"

Cucumber cried and said with a mournful face, "My lord, don't make fun of your servant. Your servant has that ability! I adopted that child from my hometown, and I think someone will die in the future."

I sneered, "Hmph, you're still far away in your thinking, what will happen in the future is still uncertain! Let me tell you, will you come tonight or not!"

"Ah! Your lord, you really want your servants to sleep in bed!" He suddenly knelt down, then raised his head, tears and snot all over his face, he cried and said, "My lord, who doesn't know that your palace has a lot of rules! The bed servant , It’s not the same thing if you don’t serve the bed! Those who have served the bed can no longer serve the prince. Although the prince loves the slaves and does not despise the slaves, but if the prince really lets the slaves sleep, then the slaves will not be there in the future. Fa'er served the prince, didn't that kill the servant! The servant wants to serve the prince for another 1 years!"

I rubbed my chin and looked at him...how could I have forgotten that this guy is smarter than a monkey?

This set of words is well-founded, full of voice and emotion, and nonsense!

I should learn two tricks from him, so that when I deal with the prince in the future, I won't have to worry about being frightened and my legs go weak.

"Hehe, that doesn't matter. It's up to people to go against the rules, and you can change it no matter what. Cucumber, you sleep on my bed tonight, and tomorrow morning you will still be the chief manager of my Qi Palace!"

"Ah!—My lord, please spare me, don't scare me! Slave... Is it okay if the slave knows it's wrong?"

"Hey! Cucumber, don't scare me. Where did you go wrong? It's my lord who was wrong. I shouldn't have let you stop people at the door. In the end, you frightened the prince's people. I will give you my lord here You can't afford it."

"My lord! You... just let me go, I won't dare again."

"Don't dare to do anything?"

"Don't dare to talk nonsense in front of the prince again!"

Snapped!

I slapped the table, "Cucumber! Let me tell you, I don't have to worry about things with you before, but if you gossip in front of the prince again in the future, collude with him, I will strip you naked, my lord. Monkey Tail, let you go to Tianqiao to sell Dali pills!"

He hastily kowtowed, "My lord, this servant will never dare again."

I waved him to get up, "It's done, don't howl here. Hurry up and go back to Yuxi Palace, and don't come back at night! My lord, I'm going out to ask for the debt. If I don't come back at night, I won't have your meal!"

"Where are you going, my lord?"

I glared at him, "None of your business!"

He quickly retracted his neck.

I was thinking in my heart, where the money comes from, it will go there.I owe money to the household department, and the crown prince asks me for an account. If someone owes me money, I will naturally ask him for an account!

So I asked Cucumber to lead the horse over and leave Yongjing!

The author has something to say: This article is said to be empty, because my history is too shameful, so many things are simply imitated by the setting of the Ming Dynasty.

This eunuch calls himself a servant girl. To be honest, it was very strange when I first saw it, but it seems to be true.

"Li Zicheng" by Yao Xueyin