Brother Donggong

I only heard the sound of someone scratching the wall outside the door.

I threw a broom for sweeping the bed and hit the door that had been locked by Cui Bicheng, still trembling, I laughed and cursed, "Quiet! Otherwise, before that Liu Congrong kills you, I'll strangle you right now! "

It was really quiet outside.

I saw Cui Bicheng undressed and was about to go to bed, so I lay down inside and left the outside for him.Although my grandpa’s house is big, the places to sleep are really limited, especially on heavy rainy days, there are three rooms where I can sleep without leaking, one for my grandpa and one for my aunt, so I can only squeeze with Cui Bicheng .

The Cui family has always been like this.

It is said that when my uncle, Cui Bicheng’s father, got married, there was really no new house, so my grandfather built them a new house next to the apple tree in the small garden outside. It is said that the apple tree was right in the middle of their bed, causing It took them arduous efforts to get Cui Bicheng out.

Who knew such a strange species would be born?

Cui Bicheng took off his clothes one by one, and put them neatly on the couch next to him, and then he hugged another quilt, and carefully pressed his feet down, as if he was lying in a coffin, it was as rigorous and grand as it is. Poses calmly.

I covered him with a quilt and crawled aside, I suddenly thought about it, and asked a question that has troubled me for many years, "Why are you holding up the dead body in the posture of going into the grave?"

He said lightly, "My lord is an ordinary person. You only see that Xiaosheng's posture is not much different every time when he lies down, but you don't know that there are infinite mysteries in this lying down. Wherever it is crooked, it will kill the living! Can’t move? And I have to sleep in the same position for so many years. If the position is wrong, it will be extremely awkward! Xiaosheng will try all kinds of lying down positions now, choose the most comfortable one, and wait for Xiaosheng to close his eyes and kick his legs On that day, as long as you pose according to the habit, you can sleep comfortably for a hundred years, how convenient!"

I rolled my eyes and turned away from him.

Even if he dies, he must first find a cheap and luxurious coffin, then choose silk to make a shroud, hold his most beloved jade, and then make a pose before closing his eyes with peace of mind.

"Furthermore, it may not be comfortable for the prince to twist and turn like a praying mantis cramp."

"Let's not say that the prince's cheek is pressed against Xiaosheng's pillow and it is easy to drool, but the prince crawled on the bed and blocked his chest with his whole body weight. After eating four goose legs, a large piece of wild fish, and two sheets of pancakes, sleeping in this position is prone to indigestion and food accumulation. As a result, I have nightmares, tossing and turning, and a bad temper, which disturbs my sleep...My lord , My lord... Xiaosheng didn't expect that my lord could fall asleep peacefully like this. In fact, the prince has no interest in the 6000 taels!"

"Catch!" I quickly turned my head to look at him, "The bank notes from HSBC Bank! There are a total of 6000 taels of silver, and one tael must not be missing!"

"Hehe, the prince hasn't slept yet? That's all we have to do with the silver ticket. Besides, would the prince want to try Xiaosheng's lying down?"

"Cousin, I'm not talking about you. You were very lucky in the past because you have a round back of the head like a watermelon! But now you use this crappy posture to make it shriveled up, and it looks like you're an unlucky beauty! "

"Xiaosheng is not as good as Wang Ye, who has a blessed back of the head, but Xiaosheng does not ask for much in this life, just food and clothing. Shelter from the rain... ah!—”

"My lord, I told you 17 times! Don't press my stomach for nothing!"

I pressed his stomach with my knee, then crawled over him and got down to the ground. Except for Cui Bicheng's cry, there was no sound outside.

What about the noisy cucumber?

I originally wanted him to find a place to sleep by himself, after all, it's not serious to be outside in the rain in the middle of the night!

But what about cucumbers?

"Cousin, where's the cucumber?"

Cui Bicheng covered his chest with the quilt, closed his eyes, entwined his fingers, and spoke like a river, "The night in the mountains is as cold as water. The Cucumber Chief is in Yongjing, well-clothed and well-fed. He is pampered. When he came from Yongjing, it rained again. He couldn't stand the cold. Now It is estimated that he should be reincarnated in Wugu, don't worry, he won't come to disturb you overnight."

"Really?"

I walked over suspiciously, and looked outside through the crack of the door, and sure enough, the cucumber was gone.

I let out a sigh of relief, poured myself another bowl of Shifeng Longjing, and then jumped onto the big bed, kicked Cui Bicheng to the side again, got into the quilt, and fell asleep like a pig.

Cucumber really didn't bother me all night.

When I got up early the next morning, I saw two boys from Cui’s family fighting with a cucumber that had just come back from work. He struggled to open his eyes, and then rushed over and grabbed my sleeve, as if he was dying. Exhausting his last bit of strength, he said in a breathless voice, "Wang... lord... Go back... Go back to Yongjing... General Xie is here... It seems that...something has happened to Yongjing..."

"My lord! The fourth emperor's uterus has changed!"

A calm and sound like a drum in the evening and a bell in the morning rang in my ears.

I was terrified!

I suddenly turned around! ——The neck was completely stiff, I screamed, covered my injured neck, and shouted, "Xie Meng! So you are not dumb!—"

Volume [-] Guanzhilou