Brother Donggong

When I was lying on the bed, I kicked my legs, and it was as comfortable as grandma's house!Cui Bicheng is so good at enjoying himself!I made my quilt like a goblin's cave, and there was a scent of dried flowers that I don't know, which made me feel like a fog.

It has been raining outside, and the raindrops are so heavy that the sound of smashing the edge of the window is like sieving beans.

But it's strange, I slept more deeply amidst such annoying sounds, because I seemed to think that except for the sweetness of the warm pillow in my high bed, everyone else was unlucky, either running around in the rain, or having no time to sleep at all.

The lights in the room were always on, and Cui Bicheng was sitting in front of the table lighting up the night battle, and I sympathized with him.

I was lingering with Duke Zhou when I was woken up suddenly by a loud, noisy and chaotic door slamming sound. I sat up from the bed abruptly, and my neck slipped because of too much movement!

I scolded, "Cui Bicheng, you bastard!"

"Look clearly, I've been reading here, and I haven't done anything!"

Cui Bicheng's voice came coolly from the side.

I just woke up, and I couldn't see clearly. After I rubbed my eyelids and took a closer look, Cui Bicheng was sitting steadily on the table next to the bed, burning two sticks of butter wax, pretending to be a "rainy night" The great talents who read forbidden books behind closed doors usually read the account books by lighting a lamp.

boom! --boom!boom! ! ——

The sound of the door being smashed, Cui Bicheng stood up slowly when I was about to kill someone, and said with a strange expression, "I'll open the door, can't I go and open the door?"

I thought it was because of Cui Bicheng who asked for the debt, and it had nothing to do with me, so I lay down again, covered my face with a quilt, and continued to sleep.

snoring - snoring -

Who knows-

"My lord... my lord!"

I'm hallucinating, I must be hallucinating.

Why do I hear the sound of cucumbers when I'm sleeping soundly?

I seem to have opened my eyes, and it seems not.

I was confused, and vaguely saw the face of Cucumber, which was dazzled by Cui Bicheng's lights—it wasn't a very big pancake with no facial features on its face!

cucumber?

Shouldn't he be eating and drinking in the Forbidden Palace, and now that the night is dark and windy, he should hide in Yuxi Palace and sleep with his head covered. How could he run to Cui's house, which is seventy miles away from Yongjing?

I must have fallen asleep!

I was dreaming, "It's unlucky, I saw Cucumber with your unlucky pancake face in my dream!"

My quilt was pulled away suddenly, pancake face stuck to my eyelids, and there was still water vapor, he shouted eagerly, "My lord, my lord, you are not dreaming! You really saw me! I am a cucumber! I am a cucumber !"

what?

I shook my head, as if trying to shake the drowsy bugs away, tried to open the upper and lower eyelids that were fighting fiercely, and saw the cucumber's face just above my eyelids, with wet hair and dripping water on my cheeks.

I suddenly stretched out my hand and pushed him away, and said angrily, "Your dick is about to flow down. What time is it?"

Cucumber got off my bed, he quickly stood up, and replied, "It's already midnight."

"what?!--"

I yelled, "Zi Shi? Isn't it the middle of the night? Cucumber, you are not in Yuxi Palace in the middle of the night to sleep well, what are you doing here?"

"My lord!"

Cucumber Bitter Gourd said with a straight face, "I don't have such good luck to sleep on my head. My lord, don't even think about it. I will set off from Yongjing in the evening, and I will be able to reach Young Master Biao's mansion at midnight." go up."

I pulled the quilt over again and covered my head, "I don't care when you came from Yongjing, you'd better disappear to me immediately! I don't want to see you now!"

"My lord!"

The cucumber pulled my quilt down again.

In a fit of anger, I kicked the cucumber away, sat up suddenly, and twisted my neck again. I looked at the cucumber with my neck twisted, and was not angry, "Cucumber, you want to rebel, don't you? "

Cucumber was kicked by me and didn't stand still, so he just sat on the ground. I looked at him through Cui Bicheng's light. At this time, he was like a drowned rat!

Cucumber quickly said, "My lord, don't be angry, I have nothing to do with this."

He suddenly raised his head to look at me, looked at me with extremely serious eyes, and said, "My lord, go back to Yongjing now."

I looked at him inexplicably, "Cucumber, you... you were kicked stupid by me, right? Go back to Yongjing now? Look at the rain outside, and listen to the wind outside. It's just this damn weather, you want me now Back to Yongjing?"

"Yes, my lord." Cucumber actually bowed his head at me in a polite manner, and then said, "Please leave immediately."

I took a closer look at him... That's right, it's my silly cucumber!Why is he so out of tune today?

I laughed angrily, "Let's not talk about the storm outside, even if it's sunny and sunny outside, do you know what time it is? Zishi! Now you let me go back to Yongjing. It's time to open the city gate! You let me go back at night and squat outside the gate of Yongjing to drink the northwest wind! You bastard!"

Cucumber didn't speak, he took out something from his arms and handed it to me with both hands, I looked down, almost gasped in shock!

What Cucumber is holding in his hand is the Eastern Palace Order Talisman!

This thing can hold up half a Tiger Talisman, and can even mobilize the Habayashi guards stationed on the outskirts of Yongjing!

How did the silly cucumber steal it from the East Palace?

Cucumber became more and more serious, which really impressed me. He said, "My lord, with the order of the East Palace here, the guards can open the Nine Gates of Yongjing at any time! So, please set off immediately!"

I scratched my hair, and said suspiciously, "Cucumber, you have confused me. What kind of excerpt are you singing? You stole the East Palace Token Talisman just to let me come back in the middle of the night in the wind and rain." Yongjing? Yongjing City has occupied that piece of land for almost 1000 years, and even if you die, it won’t run away, and if you come out in such a hurry and ask me to go back, you are sick!”

"My lord, please go back to Yongjing. This is really not my servant's own initiative, and this East Palace Token Talisman was not stolen by my servant, it was sent by Liu Congrong."

"Who?"

I pick my ears.Liu Congrong?who is thisHave not heard!Why are there so many new terms I haven't heard of recently?

"Liu Congrong." Cucumber said quickly, "It's the servant of the East Palace, Liu Congrong!"

"East Palace attendant?" I was thinking about it, and suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, "Oh! It's that Liu Ya in front of the prince! Why did he change such an awkward name? Who changed it for him?"

I can still remember the little waiter who saw me delivering bird’s nest porridge to the prince and looked at me like a roast suckling pig.

I looked at Cucumber and asked him, "Didn't he tell you to call me back to Yongjing?"

Cucumber said, "Yes."

I wondered, "Huh? Cucumber, did I hear you right! Do you really mean what a little East Palace eunuch said? Just in such a hurry to get angry and brave the wind and rain in the middle of the night and run more than 70 miles of mountain roads to find me here? You still want me to go crazy with you and rush back to Yongjing through the wind and rain for more than 70 miles? Have you eaten too much?"

"Cucumber, why are you so pussy? He, Liu Ya, was trained by the Supervisor of Rituals, and you were also trained by the Supervisor of Rituals! It's just that Liu Ya's master is Li Fang, who is in the hands of the Supervisor of Rituals, but you are not bad either." ! Your godfather is still Huang Yu, the chief eunuch of Bingbi, the supervisor of ceremonies! Why are you so promising? Let Liu Ya hold you down and bully you casually?"

Cucumber cried loudly, "My lord, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Except for Lu Zhi and Nu Maid, the four eunuchs of the Supervisor of Rituals who are of the same generation, Li Fang, Huang Yu and Yang Chun are the elders of Nu Maids, they are all old!

In a few days, they will all go to guard the imperial mausoleum!

Liu Congrong is now a servant in the East Palace, and seeing that the crown prince ascends the throne, he will become the Chief Eunuch in the Hand of the Supervisor of Ceremonies!Now even Li Fang has to look at his face, do you think I dare not take what he said seriously? "

"Besides, there is a prince behind him..."

I yawned a lot, and lay back down again, "Cucumber, this Yongjing, my lord will never go back today, if you want to go back in a starry night, please go! No!"

Cucumber yelled anxiously, "My lord! My lord! Young master Biao, please persuade my lord! He can't be so willful! He..."

I heard someone surnamed Cui say in a high-pitched voice, "It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married, let him go! Manager Huang, it's a quiet night, so don't disturb people's dreams. .”

Cucumber's voice sounded miserable,—"Ah! Young Master Biao, don't pick me up, I'll go by myself, wow, you can't lock me out, wow! You can't sleep in the same room with our prince! Wow, you can't Sleeping in the same bed with our lord! - It's over! Liu Congrong said, if the lord is not in Yongjing when the sun rises tomorrow, my life will be lost!

My lord——!You have pity on me!I have an eighty-year-old mother, and a three-year-old child waiting to be fed! ——I don't want to die! "