ancient and modern double wear

Yin Shuo reached out to pick up the broken glass, Han Fu shouted, "Don't let it go!"

Yin Shuo felt uncomfortable.

Han Fu took out a tissue and wiped the glass shards on his hands, "I'm not sensible at all, these test tubes have been filled with poison, what if I cut my hands."

Seeing that he was worried about himself, Yin Shuo felt relieved, and gently tugged at his sleeve, "I'll pay for it."

Han Fu smiled, "What does that matter. You take good care of yourself, and I won't be polite if you do such a reckless thing next time."

"But, it's very expensive." Yin Shuo bit his lip sadly.

Han Fu was taken aback for a moment, wondering why a few test tubes are so expensive, and then thought, glass was really expensive in the Tang Dynasty, no wonder the child was frightened, Han Fu gently squeezed his hand, "It's not expensive. In this era, one glass tube is equal to a meat bun, but what should you do if you sneaked into someone's laboratory and broke someone else's stuff?"

The child shrank back, "I didn't mean it. I couldn't understand the birdsong that man was talking about. Although he didn't speak, I knew he looked down on me. Besides, everyone looked at me strangely. , Han, I don't want to go to school anymore, I want to go home."

Han Fu's single eyebrows are raised, and his eyebrows are extremely strong, somewhat similar to the eyebrows of a warrior in folklore, which definitely meet the excellent standards of being delicate, shiny, cool and airy, long and powerful, and high-spirited.But the more domineering eyebrows are raised, the more heart-wrenching it is. Yin Shuo didn't know what was wrong, so he obediently called brother.

Not only Yin Shuo, but even Han Fu was a little shocked when he said "brother". Although he likes him to call him brother, he never thought of him as a younger brother in his heart. Even when he was Ying, he just regarded him as a young man. Child.He made a mistake and beat him up, played around when he was shy, and liked kissing, even if he was punished, he never disciplined him like a younger brother.

Han Fu looked at Yin Shuo's appearance, his entire facial features were perfectly reflected, but the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were childish. The feeling of total dependence made his heart feel like being burned by a heater. Originally, the hair dryer was fifteen centimeters away from his hair. Who would have thought that a slight tremor of his hand would cause a slight pain, and he would leave immediately but with some reluctance.

"You don't want to go to school after only one class?" Han Fu asked in a low voice.

Yin Shuo twisted the hem of his clothes and said nothing, he was really not used to such stiff clothes.

Han Fu said with a cold face, "Is it because you don't want to read if you don't talk?"

"I don't understand." Yin Shuo whispered.

"When you learned martial arts, you didn't know what to do and didn't learn?" Han Fu asked.

Yin Shuo muttered softly, "Kung fu is the same, you just need to do it accordingly, I can't understand the bird's language at all, and the tone of the voice is weird, it sounds like a curse."

"What else?" Han Fu continued to ask.

"Everyone looks at me like we look at mermaids." Yin Shuo shrank carefully when he said this, "They are all people who don't know martial arts. I can't do it, but it feels very uncomfortable."

Han Fu felt a little sad to see him like this. I have seen many stories about passing through the past through the present and the past through the past. When people travel through the past, they are always prosperous. They can change history with just a simple move of a finger. My Ying first reincarnated and then traveled through , If you come here, you will be wronged.That kind of eyes looked at by someone as a test subject is really not good. Thinking of this, Han Fu couldn't help but hold Yin Xiaoshuo in his arms, but the pity did not last for more than three seconds, "But you want to enter the Z University basketball To play with me, you have to study and take the college entrance examination. Xiao Shuo, I don’t care how much you score in the exam, but if you don’t even try, it’s not like you, right?”

Yin Shuo nodded, "I shouldn't back down."

Han Fu showed him the glossy film screen on the back of his hand, "I have a letter with you, I can see what you do, don't worry."

Yin Shuo was still a little worried, Han Fu patted him, "The next class is Chinese class, your Chinese level is very high, don't be afraid." He took the child by the hand and sent him into the classroom, Han Fu also specially invited Yin Shuo's homeroom teacher, He Jing, the Chinese teacher, came out.

"My Xiao Shuo was raised at home because of his infirmity since he was a child. For more than ten years, he had no contact with anyone except his relatives and the old servants at home. Teacher He, please worry more." For Teacher He, worrying is worrying. , for Han Fu, worrying is a waste of money.A shopping mall shopping card worth 5000 yuan is given out without revealing anything, which is considered decent.

"Naturally." Teacher He is also very reasonable.

Han Fu didn't want to be disturbed, so he explored the terrain on the campus by himself, scanned all the nodes into the GPS chip with a laser scanner, analyzed Yin Shuo's home route with a microcomputer, and went to the cafeteria to help the children. The guy charged five hundred meal cards.After excluding the 16 yuan card fee, there is probably enough left over for Yin Shuo to live on for a while.In order to prevent him from forgetting his meal card and money and getting hungry, Yin Shuo went to the chef in the small restaurant upstairs to press down 1000 yuan for meals and a 100 yuan supermarket shopping card, and asked him to pay attention to a beautiful boy with long hair.

Bird originally asked for accommodation, and Han Fu was worried about his baby, but he could take a rest if he didn't have time to go back at noon, so he looked at Bird's single dormitory again.All electrical appliances that might bring danger were ignited by him with an insulating beam. "Ki"'s assassination security measures have always been perfect, but it is obviously a waste of money to let him use it to extinguish lights and pull wires.The sheets are brand new, but the little guy will definitely say that there is a smell of rotten cotton, so buy them for him after lunch.

Han Fu checked the dormitory again, and made sure that the anti-theft windows were strong, the single bed was stable, and the risk of fire could basically be ruled out, so there should be nothing else to do except buy some anti-collision triangles for the desks.Turn on the display screen in your hand, and the little guy is doing fairly well in class. In short, it makes people feel comfortable not to speak birdsong.

But the last two quarters really gave Han Fu a headache, two consecutive math classes.Although Xiao Shuo is a liberal arts student, he still cannot escape mathematics.Now it's all about reviewing, the teachers are all talking about the papers, Yin Shuo doesn't have the papers and can't understand them, it really feels like a year.In addition, the math teacher hadn't finished class yet, so the little guy fell asleep leaning against the wall logically.

Han Fu frowned, and dialed Xiaoxiong's cell phone. Yin Shuo was very ticklish, and couldn't bear the vibration of the cell phone that everyone could accept. Han Fu couldn't help but smile when he saw him smiling silly on the screen. But he still said viciously in the text message, "Don't sleep! One, disrespect the teacher; two, lean against the wall and be careful not to catch cold."

Yin Shuo still doesn't know how to reply text messages, so his way of replying is quite primitive, that is, press the number 1 button and come out ',' means you know it, press the number 2 button and come out 'ah' means you don't understand.Han Fu felt relieved when he saw Yin Shuo replied with a 1.The little guy is still very obedient.

Mathematics class was passed in a muddle. Originally, the deskmate was willing to read the same paper as him, but Yin Shuo couldn't understand it himself, and felt that it was inconvenient for others to write in the middle, so he simply didn't read it.Silently practicing internal skills with eyes open.

After class was over, Yin Shuo had nothing to pack, so he ran faster than anyone else.Han Fu had been waiting for him at the door, and took him to the cafeteria to teach him how to swipe his card. Yin Shuo bought a sesame sweet potato ball, and ordered a cup of roasted soy milk, and then followed Han Fu upstairs to the small restaurant on the third floor. Fu told him that if he forgot to bring his meal card or money, he could come here to eat, and he could eat whatever he wanted.He felt that the place was clean and wanted to order food, but Yin Shuo dragged him downstairs to have lunch, "Anyway, I want to eat if I don't bring any money, I want to eat that—"

Han Fu looked at Qin Zhen's rice noodles, and Yin Shuo looked at him eagerly, "I haven't eaten for a long time."

"Eat this at noon and be careful not to get cold in your stomach." Han Fu felt that he was a super dad now.

Yin Shuo had sensed Han Fu's weakness a long time ago, knowing that Han Fu would not do anything to him, so he generously asked for two bowls, Han Fu shook his head lightly, and bought him a freshly baked pancake. You can also bring snacks for ten yuan for lunch, which is really easy to feed.

Yin Shuo took a bite of cold skin with the cake, but his tongue hurt from the heat. Han Fu thought that there was no chili in Tang Dynasty. According to "Guang Ya", it is spicy and pungent.At that time, the spiciness mainly relied on ginger and mustard, with peppercorns, onions, garlic, leeks, and vines to add flavor. Of course, the most important thing was to rely on cornel.According to the records of "Compendium of Materia Medica", Cornus officinalis "taste is pungent and bitter, and the natives pick it in August, pound it and filter it to get the juice, and mix it with lime. .

Han Fu lamented the power of computer search, but when he looked at the little guy again, the hotter and more flavorful it was.

Han Fu sternly said, "Xiao Shuo."

Yin Shuo blushed, "Brother."

"Now let me tell you the first family rule. When you are away from home, without Han Fu by your side, you are forbidden to eat spicy food and drinks. That is to say, unless I am here, you are not allowed to eat Liangpi or other dishes so spicy Yes." Han Fu was very serious.

"Why?" the child asked shamelessly.

Han Fu looked at him, "You really don't understand, so I'll explain it to you. Take the chili peppers you eat now, for example, too much capsaicin will strongly stimulate the gastrointestinal mucosa, and your stomach may be congested, Edema, or even erosive ulcers in severe cases, do you know what an ulcer is?"

Yin Shuo shook his head, and Han Fu explained, "Ulcers are localized defects and ulcers on the surface of the skin or mucous membranes. I know you still don't understand. To put it simply, the inside of your stomach will rot and pus—"

Yin Shuo hurriedly said, "Stop talking."

Han Fu said, "Then let me tell you more simply, if you eat too much of these things, you will suffer from stomach pains or illness. Taking care of your body is always the first priority, so I won't allow it. Do you understand?"

Yin Shuo thought for a long time, and finally nodded, "Yes."

"That's good. Now I ask you to put down this bowl of Liangpi and stop eating. Come upstairs with me and eat something warm and soft. Let's go." Han Fu's tone was very gentle, but what he said was absolutely unquestionable .

"But, just eat this, it won't hurt." After all, Yin Shuo still has a childish temper, and he hasn't eaten the original food since he was in the 21st century. Although the taste of Liangpi is different, it is better than nothing.

"Are you questioning my words?" Han Fu said.

Yin Shuo blinked his eyes in a daze for a long time, and finally went upstairs with Han Fu.

Han Fu smiled, "That's right." So he ate a steaming meal with the little guy, but Yin Shuo didn't eat too much snacks even though he was full.

There are still four classes in the afternoon of the evil third year of high school, two classes of politics and two classes of history.Han Fu helped Yin Shuo copy the test papers, and the little guy gradually learned to recognize simplified characters. Although it was not good, his senior year in high school was still full of hope and progressed in an orderly manner.The two political classes were safe and sound. The first history class, the little guy was very quiet, but unfortunately, something happened in the second class.

History teacher Liu Chongzheng is actually a very good teacher. His lectures are humorous and passionate, and students like to listen to them.It is now May, and after reviewing the political history, economic history, military history, and diplomatic history, only the most trivial cultural history is left. It happened to encounter the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and it happened to meet Li Bai, who could no longer escape from the Tang Dynasty.So Liu Chongzheng's three-inch tongue offended little Yin Shuo, "The "New Book of Tang" said that Li Bai 'begged to return the mountain, and the emperor bestowed gold to return', you think about who Li Bai is, just kidding, "I want to climb the dragon to see the Ming Lord, but the drums of Thunder are shaking the sky", "Laughing up to the sky and going out, are we from Penghao?" Ah, can he walk by himself? Tell you, he can't get along. This Li Bai People, everything is good, but they are proud of their talents and love to drink. After drinking, they talk nonsense and their mouths are not strict. Let Zhao Benshan say that the mouth is looser than the waist of cotton trousers—”

A rare adjustment to the boring senior year, everyone laughed.But this kind of laughter only lasted for a few seconds. When a table fell in full view, no one could laugh anymore.

"You are not allowed to speak ill of A-Lian!" Yin Shuo blushed with anger.

Liu Chongzheng was stunned, but he was not a strict teacher, "This is a new classmate, he must have admired Li Bai. I have a basis for saying this. Fan Chuanzheng, that is Dezong Zhenyuan ten years Jiaxu Division Chen The second Jinshi on the satire list, he wrote the epitaph for Li Bai, "Tombstone of Li Gongxin, a Hanlin scholar who picked up leftovers from the left". Everyone knows that Li Bai is enshrined in the Hanlin. His words are always credible. He said that Li Bai was "drunken" When entering and leaving the province, one must talk about the greenhouse tree'. Wang Qi of the Qing Dynasty also suspected that Li Bai 'was drunk and leaked secrets of forbidden affairs in China, and the emperor of Ming Dynasty neglected it'. I think this possibility is still very high."

Yin Shuo clenched his fists tightly, "Fan Chuanzheng, he is talking nonsense! He is talking nonsense, and Wang Qi, who I have never heard of, how can they draw conclusions on A-Lian! A-Lian is not just talking about people Gossip, no!"

At this point, Liu Chongzheng was really stunned, "That's nothing. You see, Cao Zhi didn't drink too much. He drank too much. Besides, Li Bai is not a good guy. He even said he killed someone." "Laughing out a glass of wine, killing people in the city." How is that possible, a weak scholar. You can't believe the words of literati. You are still young, and it's okay to worship Li Bai, but remember, Li Bai takes himself too seriously. We Ordinary people, don't learn from him."

Yin Shuo shook his head, "He didn't lie! He killed someone! Alian's martial arts are very good, she is not a frail scholar."

Han Fu's new mission has arrived. He naturally didn't just rely on being a coach to survive in 2011. Now he just hung up the phone and felt that something was wrong.Parents of Han hurried over and heard Liu Chongzheng smoothing things over, "Time is tight, let's discuss after class. Whether Li Bai can do martial arts has been debated in academic circles for many years, and we don't know for sure. Come on, move the table and sit down." Come on, let's continue to read the following, let's talk about Du Fu. In other words, Du Fu is called the sage of poetry, and Li Bai is called the immortal of poetry. Therefore, history is fair, and geniuses are geniuses, but geniuses lack some thickness. When you grow up You know, Li Bai's poems are all about aura, except for aura, everything——" Liu Chongzheng moved his mouth, and before the word "no" was pronounced, he saw Yin Shuo's finger pointing at him, but He spat out again, and the word "yes" came out again.That feeling was too strange, completely different from being stuck while speaking, but it recovered in an instant, and Liu Chongzheng didn't have time to think about it.

Yin Shuo was about to smoke, and said to Han Fu who was standing at the door at some point, "I won't allow him to say bad things about A-Lian!"

Han Fu nodded to Liu Chongzheng, "I'm sorry, teacher." Then, his gaze turned to Yin Shuo, "Hold your desk steady, and then—come out for me!"