ancient and modern double wear

"Do you want to join the basketball team, or do you just want to play by yourself?" Han Fu looked at Yin Shuo who was scooping up honey, sesame seeds and peanuts with a spoon.

"Join the team. What's the point of just playing by yourself." Yin Shuo answered it as a matter of course.

"If so, you have to go to school. Do you know what it means to go to school?" Han Fu asked.

Yin Shuo thought for a while, "I'm always with the master. But it shouldn't be more difficult than practicing martial arts." He suddenly blushed when he said this, because the master would beat him if he didn't practice well in the past.

Han Fu looked at him with great interest, "You've been here for a few days. Well, don't you like me calling you Ying and Xiao Shuoxing?"

Yin Shuo nodded, "My master's name is also Xiao Shuo."

Han Fu said, "It's not difficult to study here. But we don't go to private schools, we don't go to government schools, we go to schools. At your current age, it is reasonable to go to the first year of high school, but in order to directly play CUBA, that is, the Chinese University Basketball League. I'll put you in college."

When Yin Shuo heard this, he suddenly bit the peanuts into crunchy pieces, "You said I was born in 701, and you were born in 2200, why should I call you brother?"

Han Fu felt a bit of a headache, what is there to worry about, do you still want to be my brother? "No reason. Because you don't understand anything now. I'll find a way to change your age to 17. It's May. I'll help you apply for a school. You have to take the college entrance examination in June - and the imperial examination Almost, but you can’t be an official or go to school. I will help you with your homework. For basketball, you should hurry up and practice this month.”

Yin Shuo was in a daze when he heard that, Han Fu gave him chicken slices, "You don't need to understand, just follow my advice on everything."

Yin Shuo thought to himself, after always listening to you, I will lose my status at all. Besides, I am a famous arrester in Chang'an, how can I not have my own opinions.

Han Fu knew what he was thinking, and gently rubbed his head, "Okay, don't think about it, do you have a brother in Chang'an?"

Yin Shuo shook his head, "I don't have any relatives. Only Master, and A-Lian." He knew that Ti A-Lian would be unhappy, but he couldn't just forget about A-Lian.

Han Fu said, "That's right. Didn't I tell you that the coach is the master, and the master is the coach. Besides, if you have a brother in Chang'an, will you listen to him?"

Yin Shuo thought it was reasonable, so he picked up a piece of lettuce and ate it.Well, Han's cooking is still delicious. Since Master passed away, he has never eaten such delicious home-cooked food. This brother recognizes it well.

So, after eating, Han Fu still has a hard life washing dishes. The 24th-century cleaner will automatically clean and disinfect the leftover dishes. Although there are dishwashers, it is not as convenient as washing by hand. Even if you hire housekeeping, Both myself and Xiao Shuo are so out of place, so I might as well do the work myself.

Yin Shuo was ashamed to eat free food, but Han Fu didn't want the little thing to do so much housework at the moment.Just kidding, I want to raise him to be fat and fat for nothing. If he has learned everything, why should he do it by himself.

That day, Yin Shuo moved a small bench and sat next to Han Fu to watch him type something on a strange instrument. Han Fu spread the knowledge and told him that it was called a laptop computer.Yin Shuo marveled at the magic of the computer, but Han Fu didn't seem to want to teach him further.These days, as long as he shows a little interest in something, Han Fu will definitely guide him hand in hand, but he doesn't know what happened today.

Han Fu was busy for a while, hacked into the computer household registration of the public security system, and created an identity for Yin Shuo.For some reason, he himself became a basketball coach as soon as he passed through, with the identity of Han Fu.Yin Shuo was different. When Han Fu set up the birthday for the little guy, he specially told him about the Gregorian calendar and the lunar calendar. He calculated that his birthday should be February 27th according to the Gregorian calendar. After listening for a long time, the little guy waved his hand, "Just one It’s the fifteenth day of the month, or if someone asks me that I can’t remember it, it’s because I’m wearing a bag.” Today he learned a new word, wearing a bag, and it’s easy to use.

Han Fu nodded in agreement, and when he brought him online shopping tutorials, he would hold the little guy's hand and teach him to surf the Internet.

"You don't know how to type yet, so you can't search for what you want. When you see this, I'll save it for you. Click here when you need it. Then, the book you want to buy—" Han Fu pressed Yin Shuo's hand , The child's hands are really soft, probably because he has practiced swords for many years, and he can still touch the thick calluses on his tiger's mouth, but his fingers are long and thin, like a handful of tender bamboo shoots.

"Let's buy this, this, and this, you can look at it yourself." Han Fu shook Yin Shuo's hand.No, it's not surprising that he has a sword cocoon. Why is there a gun cocoon at the junction of the fingers and the palm, and the first knuckle of the index finger.

"Buy. These words are so strange." The little guy didn't realize Han Fu's distraction at all, and complained in a low voice.

Han Fushun said, "It's because your characters are strange. If you arrive in 2311, the simplification will be even more severe."

Yin Shuo found it boring after tinkering with it for a while. The computer is like everything else. Once you get used to it, you can’t let go of it. Let's buy it."

When Han Fu heard that he would never say that he would pay back the money in the future, he was immediately happy, "Okay."

In the evening, Han Fu accompanied Yin Shuo to fight against high technology in martial arts.Fortunately, both of them were masters, so they didn't turn the room into ruins.Yin Shuo has been obsessed with watching TV recently, and he likes to watch ancient costume movies that Han Fu doesn't understand very much. While watching, he tells Han Fu that Tang Dynasty was not like this.Han Fuben thought that he would criticize the screenwriter cynically, but he didn't expect him to read it with gusto.

Han Fu sat beside him, "Go to bed early, contact the school tomorrow, after school you won't have so much time to rest."

Yin Shuo was like a child holding a bag of potato chips, "It will be over soon." Now that he has gradually learned how to use this new language, his tone of voice is quite in place.

Han Fu had to let him watch it for a while, but the little guy changed the channel after watching this, Han Fu cleaned up the house by himself, and it was even more exciting after hearing the commercial. Shaking his head, "Don't act like a child, you know it yourself, you are thousands of years old, ah."

Yin Shuo pouted, and took out his two white and tender feet from under his buttocks and stuffed them into slippers. Han said that he had to wash his face again after watching the TV.When he came back from washing, he saw Han Fu writing something by the table, Yin Shuo came to read, but he didn't know more than half of the characters.Speaking of which, I was considered an all-rounder in both civil and military affairs in the Tang Dynasty, and I could occasionally accompany Alian to match up, but how come I became a white man here.Fortunately, Han Fu quickly taught him 1234567, and Yin Shuo memorized it after a while.Han Fu bought an electronic watch for his children a long time ago, so it is not troublesome to check the time.When children find it more convenient to count 24 hours, they don't care about the cock crowing.

"See, this is your work and rest schedule." Han Fu pointed to the plan and said.

"Well, read it to me." Yin Shuo is becoming more and more generous now.

"Get up at 45:[-] every morning. Morning exercises, memorization, breakfast, at seven o'clock, I will take you to school." Han Fu said.

"Okay." It's 45:[-], which is the third quarter of the first day of Mao.

Han Fu glanced at him, "Don't promise so fast. You will be punished for getting up late."

Yin Shuo thought to himself, why was he thinking about punishment before he did it? "No. I've never been late."

"It may be difficult to get used to school on the first day. You have to remember that you are the same as everyone else. However, you are not allowed to use martial arts, you are not allowed to say strange things, and you are not allowed to mention Alian, you know?" Han Fu asked.

Yin Shuo thought for a while, it is certain that martial arts is not necessary, the accidental leapfrog made everyone feel like watching a gorilla, that kind of feeling is really not very good, why did he feel so angry when Han took him to the zoo to see the gorilla? I didn't expect the orangutan to be so uncomfortable.Strange words?I don't know what kind of words are strange in the eyes of others.But A-Lian, why mention A-Lian, A-Lian is not here.So, he nodded slightly.

Han Fu pinched his cheek, "A promise is a thousand dollars, but you can't deny it."

Yin Shuo was upset, and what he had clearly promised was like this, "Don't worry, I will punish you if I make a mistake."

Han Fu smiled lightly and shook his head, "I will accompany you to the cafeteria for lunch on the first day and teach you how to cook. I will put the money in a small bag for me, and you already know how to use it? I will help you when you get to school To apply for a meal card, you only need to swipe the card.”

Yin Shuo nodded, "Okay. I wonder if the school food is delicious?"

Han Fu smiled, "The Byrd International School I sent you to is famous for its good environment and delicious food. Of course it can't compare with the one at home, but don't be too picky about studying."

"But I want to eat tea." Yin Shuo said.

"Well, I know. But you also said that the tea drinks sold here have a strange smell. I am not good at drinking tea, and there is nothing good at home. The one I took you to see yesterday is already a good one here. Didn't you still drink it?" I feel dissatisfied. How about this, I will give you ginger, jujube, orange peel, dogwood, and mint to make porridge with fine rice, and if you like it, you can bring some to school." Han Fu really loves children.

Yin Shuo thought for a while, "Then that's the only way to go. You can't eat porridge made from tea."

So Han Fu told him again that he had to take a lunch break at noon, but he could only sleep for half an hour, and that he had to do homework on time when he came back at night.The contract for the house on the top floor will be signed tomorrow, and the hardcover will be moved in directly, but Han Fu is not at ease after all, and wants to redecorate it, listen to the child's opinion, and see if he wants to make it look like his home in Chang'an.So today they still sleep together.

Yin Shuo was really a child, he kicked off the quilt at night and unconsciously snatched Han Fu into Han Fu's arms, hugging Han Fu to burn him with desire.It is said that people who practice martial arts have the ability to automatically adjust their body temperature. Hong Qigong fell asleep on the snow mountain and the snow melted when it fell.

Han Fu didn't sleep well all night, and Yin Shuo woke up the next day.After practicing a set of boxing and sword practice again, Han Fu was still wondering where his sword was at the beginning, but later he realized that the white rope around his waist could condense water into a sword. Han Fu thought to himself, Chinese martial arts are really profound From softening to rigidity, this is not like martial arts but like magic.

When the little guy practiced, he cooked, heated milk, made steamed eggs, and baked pancakes with an electric baking pan.Because I haven't officially started school yet, the little guy doesn't need to endorse today, just check the notebook.After eating, the most worrying thing is his long hair like a waterfall.Han Fu followed it with his hands, but he couldn't bear it no matter how he looked at it, so he found a black ribbon to tie it up for him.Looking at the front again, I feel that the child is much cleaner.

Sent to the school, met with the principal to arrange the classrooms, Han Fu took care of everything and watched Yin Shuo sitting in the penultimate row.The little guy undoubtedly caused commotion when he entered the classroom door. Han Fu looked at the light-film display screen on the back of his hand, and even in class, many people turned their heads to look at him frequently.It's a pity that in the first section of English, the little guy is like listening to a bible.

The English teacher, Mr Liu, probably saw that the new students were getting closer, pointing to Yin Shuo and asking "What's your name", which made Yin Shuo one head and two big.He didn't do anything, why did he scold others?

Teacher Liu saw that Yin Shuo didn't speak for a long time and thought he was nervous, so he explained a lot in English. The more Yin Shuo listened, the more frightened he became.Fortunately, Yin Shuo's tablemate was nice, and he reminded Yin Shuo in a low voice that he was giving his name, so Yin Shuo whispered, "Han Yinshuo."

The English teacher didn't make things difficult for him. Now that he understood that he couldn't understand English, he said in Chinese that if he wanted to learn English well, he had to speak boldly. After a few more sentences, he continued the class.I plan to go to the dean later, this kind of students who don't know anything can't be counted in the grade sheet, and the average score of the class will be lowered for no reason.

Han Fu explained in the principal's office that Yin Shuo's long hair was due to a strange skin disease when he was a child. If there is no hair to protect the skin, he will be allergic.Anyway, brother Kong Fang was present, and the principal was very knowledgeable.Han Fuben is not a good dancer, but disguising is the killer's first skill, so he had to do it for Yin Shuo's sake.After finally getting out of class, the little guy immediately ran over to look for him.Han Fuming knew that he was looking for him, but he saw that he entered the chemical laboratory on the third floor in a daze, turned around and knocked over a bunch of test tubes.

Han Fu was terrified. Why is this child so uneasy? It’s good that the test tube is empty. If you need some sulfuric acid, it’s not to scare him to death.He hastily bid farewell to the principal and came out to look for him, only to see Yin Shuo standing blankly in front of a pile of broken glass, at a loss for what to do.

Han Fu came over and grabbed him, "What's going on! You're not careful at all!"

Yin Shuo reached out to pick up the broken glass, Han Fu shouted, "Don't let it go!"

Yin Shuo felt uncomfortable.

Han Fu took out a tissue and wiped the shards of glass on his hands, "Why are you so ignorant, these test tubes have been filled with poison, what should you do if you cut your hands?"

Seeing that he was worried about himself, Yin Shuo felt relieved, and gently tugged at his sleeve, "I'll pay for it."

Han Fu smiled, "What does that matter. You take good care of yourself, and I won't be polite if you do such a reckless thing next time."

"But, it's very expensive." Yin Shuo bit his lip sadly.

Han Fu was taken aback for a moment, wondering why a few test tubes are so expensive, and then thought, glass was really expensive in the Tang Dynasty, no wonder the child was frightened, Han Fu gently squeezed his hand, "It's not expensive. In this era, one glass tube is equal to a meat bun, but what should you do if you sneaked into someone's laboratory and broke someone else's stuff?"

The child shrank back, "I didn't mean it. I couldn't understand the birdsong that man was talking about. Although he didn't speak, I knew he looked down on me. Besides, everyone looked at me strangely. , Han, I don't want to go to school anymore, I want to go home."