Strong alliance

Looking at the bloody kitchen knives all over the screen, Xiao Xi sighed, and became more and more certain in his heart that An Yu's study pressure was really too great.

He even had reason to suspect that what dripped from the kitchen knife might not only be blood, but also An Yu's painful tears.

Tell me, it's a good time, why the hell is it not working!

No!

As a top ten good brother, he must not just stand by and watch his younger brother lose his dignity as a man.

Xiao Xi quit WeChat and decisively opened a certain app.

Type two words in the search bar. Since the network in the classroom is a little slow, the page will be loaded after buffering for a while.

All of a sudden, the interface was filled with bottles in various packages and sales pitches rolling in from the sky.

#Confidence to deal with, the strength will not hurt the body.Confidential shipping. #

#麻食健康，solve the "male" problem#

#Big brand, no routine, one pill works. #

#Every night, he is good and I am good! #

God damn it, he is good and I am also good.

Xiao Xi's eyebrows twitched twice, feeling that the scar hidden inside began to ache.

He closed his eyes, looked through various brands of Shenbao tablets with a normal heart, and after comprehensive consideration, Xiao Xi clicked into the shop 'He is good or I am good'.

After entering, a few lines of small characters on the product map suddenly enlarged.

Reconcile yin and yang, strengthen the body and strengthen the foundation.

Super value to hand price 292!

Combined with Liuwei Dihuang Wan, men and women are equally nourished!

In addition, a free electric toothbrush.

What does nourishing the kidney have to do with brushing his teeth?

The rising shame in Xiao Xi's heart was wiped away in an instant, he pursed his lips, and bit his teeth.

Fuck!

Ten bottles, place an order!

Looking at the order information, Xiao Xi felt inexplicably relieved. Ten bottles cost 2920 yuan. He is really a generous brother. An Yu knew that he would be moved.

Xiao Xi, who fell into deep narcissism, didn't notice that the danger was coming quietly.

Until the old man walked up to him, knocked on the table with a ruler, and shouted loudly: "Stand up!"

"Oh, fuck me!" Xiao Xi was startled, and took out the lightning speed to darken the phone, and threw it into the empty table hole, making a heavy impact sound.

The old man propped the ruler on the table, puffed out his stomach, gave Xiao Xi a kind smile, and asked, "Are you scared?"

"Almost scared to death." Xiao Xi rubbed his arms, his hairs were so scared that he exploded.

"That's good, I'll try to scare you to death next time, and see if you dare to play with your mobile phone in class!" The old man's voice gradually increased, and the ruler in his hand knocked on the table again.

Xiao Xi: "..."

No need for next time, he will be scared to death now.

Xiao Xi took a deep breath of fresh air, raised his hand and touched the table twice.

Desk, do you really hurt? Brother Xi just rubs it and it won't hurt. Thank you very much for taking the beating for me.

Seeing that someone was called up, many students turned their heads to look this way, wanting to see the warrior's face, the old man directly outputted a roar: "Whatever you look at, answer the questions honestly for me."

After shouting, he looked Xiao Xi up and down again, touched his bald head in confusion, and asked suddenly: "Are you a student in class one?"

"..." Xiao Xi nodded: "Yes."

The old man: "Then why haven't I seen you?"

He has been teaching this class since the beginning of school, and every face feels familiar, except for this face with a bit of rebellion and debauchery, which he has no impression of at all.

Xiao Xi was stunned for a moment, and began to let the brain cells die in batches, and tried his best to organize words that the old man could understand: "Teacher, I have been absent from class for two weeks before the start of school, and today is the official class."

"Oh, it's you! You are quite courageous." The old man commented meaningfully, realizing that the young man in front of him was the one who asked to drop out of school in public, so he pointed to the blackboard: "In that case, go and put the blackboard on the blackboard. Problem solved."

Xiao Xi:?

Seeing someone suffering, there were a few goose calls around, and I couldn't help gloating.

The old man glared and stopped at the speed of light.

Is having courage and solving problems in public the same thing?

Xiao Xi said something in his heart, full of desire to survive, and looked up at the topics on the blackboard.

Two cars AB are driving in the same direction on a straight road, and the timing starts when they meet... (1) What movements do they do respectively.

(2) Write the relational expression of the velocity of AB changing with time, and draw a graph.

Xiao Xi's eyes were darkened, he didn't know what kind of exercise the car was doing, anyway, he didn't want to exercise at all now.

"Go and solve it." The old man smiled: "Choose one of the title and the mobile phone. As long as you go up, I will not confiscate your mobile phone today."

No!

Life is dead, the phone can't be lost, An Yu's dignity is all in the phone.

But in reality, Xiao Xi couldn't even cross the fork. He was busy stealing opportunities today, and didn't listen to any lessons.Not to mention self-study, the past few days have been relying on An Yu's uncle, and the study has long been forgotten.

So, this question, he, fucking can't at all!

Fuck!

Xiao Xi took a deep breath and forced a bargain: "Teacher, can you see if this works? I'll send you the phone tomorrow, and today you can change to another classmate to solve the problem."

As long as he gets the courier tomorrow, the mobile phone doesn't matter. The worst thing he can do is go out and buy a new one, and then apply for a new mobile phone number.

he!Uncle Xiaoxi!rich!Overbearing!

I bought ten bottles of Kidney Treasure, but still care about a mobile phone?

The old man was very unreasonable and refused directly: "No, just today."

The tyrannical Uncle Xiao almost cried, his mind spun at a high speed, another flash of inspiration flashed, his body moved swiftly, and he grabbed the cell phone from his pocket on the desk.

As long as you take out the card and temporarily install it in the mobile phone of an acquaintance, you can perfectly solve the problem of express calls.

What a smart little guy he is... ass!

Xiao Xi woke up when he saw the little needle eye, where could he find a needle to remove the stuck needle?

The tightness of the seams is such that even if he drops the phone, the card may not be able to be taken out.

Terrible!

After all, reality taught him to be a person.

Seeing that Xiao Xi was not moving, the old man took the ruler and patted it back and forth in his hand, urging: "Hurry up, count down to three."

"Don't mind! Give Dignity a chance! I'll go up and do the questions." Holding An Yu's dignity, Xiao Xi strode up to the podium, and started to stare at the questions. You know me, but I don't know you. It's like standing for punishment.

Although he didn't know the relationship between dignity and mobile phone, the old man still leisurely walked to Xiao Xi's side holding the ruler: "write, what are you doing in a daze."

"Oh." Xiao Xi responded, took out a piece of chalk, and marked a section on the podium.

The piece of chalk rolled twice on the podium, stopped, and the old man frowned: "Waste!"

"..."

Xiao Xi silently took out a new piece of chalk, and wrote down a majestic Jiezi on the blackboard.

"You kid is really owed." The old man sighed and said, "Keep writing."

He writes a fart!

Xiao Xi froze, turned his head and looked down the stage.

It's great, there is no one he knows in this class, and he doesn't even have the capital to ask for help... That lonely, wandering feeling came again.

He is an orphan.

Orphans who have no one to help when they are in trouble.

Standing on the podium, Xiao Xi could only be forced to accept the baptism of countless gazes, and spent every minute and every second in torment, but fortunately, his strong inner quality prevented him from crying, and he still stood firm.

Probably, maintaining An Yu's dignity became his strength.

After standing there for an indeterminate amount of time, at the moment when Xiao Xi completely lost the concept of time, the gospel-like bell for the end of get out of class finally shook the entire teaching building.

"Okay, let's go back." The old man said disappointedly: "This beautiful handwriting is really in vain."

"..." Xiao Xi chose not to speak, he quietly returned to his seat, automatically ignored the old man's words, and checked the delivery progress of 'Dignity'.

Seeing the words 'out of the warehouse', the corners of Xiao Xi's mouth curled up, feeling his heart rise, what a speed!

Seeing the unrepentant Xiao Xi, the old man sighed: "Some students pay attention to themselves, if we meet by chance after today, I will definitely punish you for your habit of sneaking around in class!"

"?"

Xiao Xi raised his head and looked suspiciously at the back of the old man walking out of the class.

After today?

Goodbye?

Why do these eight characters sound weird.

The first class is going to change the physics teacher?

The author has something to say:

Xiao Xi: Look how much I love you.

An Yu: Thank you so much!

Xiao Xi: You're welcome, you're welcome.

An Yu: ...Sooner or later, I'll let you know whether I'm worthless or not!

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Hard school life.

In addition, as a precaution, the next chapter may contain a little inexplicable elements (——Jian——Why did Ting turn into mouth!!!!!! Rub!!!)