Strong alliance

It was beyond Xiao Xi's expectation that An Yu agreed so readily.

Xiao Xi couldn't stop being so excited and ecstatic that when he stepped into the classroom the next morning, there were two thick dark circles under his eyes.

He was obviously sleepy, but he didn't want to sleep at all. His face, which was written with "I'm in such a good mood to explode", formed a stark contrast with the students around him.

From the moment Xiao Xi entered the class, he found that everyone's interest in studying was low, and everyone was crying, as if someone was about to die.

Xiao Xi made a bold guess. It is estimated that the results of the preliminary test last week will come out, and the poor people have to prepare to face the bleak life.

If you pass the exam, the weather is calm, but if you fail the mixed doubles exam, you still have to beat and scold at the same time.

What the hell are you learning, have you taught me all the knowledge!

However, he didn't need to worry about this issue anymore, just try his best, whatever he did in the exam, let it die.Anyway, his father knew that his grades would not come back, and he would still be spending the winter in Australia, so that's all.

Xiao Xi threw his schoolbag on the chair without any burden, and was about to sit down when his attention was attracted by the two nagging brothers beside him.

"Did your parents sign the accommodation agreement?"

"Signed."

"I heard that the agreement will only be signed in the second semester of the third year of high school. Why are we so early?"

"Ghost knows, Director Wang is going crazy. Did your mother sign it?"

"I signed it. The corners of my mother's mouth almost went up when she signed it. She almost called Director Wang to order a pennant."

"Do you think, if we follow Xiao Xi's example now, is it still too late to apply for withdrawal?"

After the two finished speaking, they glanced at Xiao Xi meaningfully, with a strong sense of apprenticeship.

Xiao Xi: "..."

He especially wanted to tell the two of them that dropping out of school was not as simple as you think. He failed to skip classes for two weeks.

But in order to show the most basic courtesy, Xiao Xi grinned at the two of them in a friendly manner, and sat down in his seat.

He couldn't hold it back, and secretly slandered in his heart that he had to sign an agreement for accommodation, what's wrong with this crappy school.

The matter of signing the accommodation agreement has been fermenting. Everyone was talking in low voices throughout the morning self-study, and there was a tendency to jointly write an application for withdrawal from the school to the big buffalo in the Political and Education Office——Wang Mingde.

The bell rang for the first class, and the discussion finally stopped.

This section is physics, and an elderly man walked in with a ruler.

The corners of Xiao Xi's mouth twitched slightly. It's a peaceful and beautiful 21st century, and there are still people carrying a ruler to class, but the old man's clothes are quite trendy, and he has successfully walked in the forefront of the times.

The old man had a bald head, a pair of color-changing glasses, and a well-proportioned work outfit, but his stomach was too big to burst.

The twitching at the corner of Xiao Xi's mouth gradually spread to his entire face. He secretly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the old man, sent it to An Yu, and changed his WeChat name to a less embarrassing WeChat name - Wilderness Xiao brook.

Wilderness Creek: Image jpg

Wilderness Creek: Iron juice, learn to pay attention to speed in the future, don't fight too hard.

An Yu didn't reply in a second, he was probably listening to a class.Xiao Xi slid into his homepage boredly, and found that An Yu's WeChat name had also changed, which was simpler than what he had changed.

Just one word - fish.

However, the note he set for An Yu has not changed, it is still 'stinking idiot'.

Looking at this note, Xiao Xi suddenly felt a little garish, so he moved his fingers and changed it to An Yu's name.

After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Xi seemed to think that the name was meaningless, so he poked the screen a few times again, and changed An Yu's note to - stone fish.

Stonefish, the most camouflaging fish in the world, has thorns all over its body and is extremely poisonous, but if you throw it into a pot and stew it, you will find that its inner meat is extremely tender, plump, soft and delicate.

Inexplicably, Xiao Xi now feels that An Yu is very similar to Stonefish.

There are not many expressions on An Yu's face, and his emotions are always restrained in his eyes. Sometimes his liver hurts even when he speaks, but there is a subtle softness hidden in his heart.

This piece of softness is hidden very deep, if you don't peel off the hard shell layer by layer, you can't find it at all.

Fortunately, Xiao Xi found out.

He knocked his head on the table and laughed silently, switched back to the chat interface, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the words "the other party is typing" appeared on it.

Very well, An Yu started stealing things like him.

But the words were displayed for a long time, but An Yu's message did not come through. Xiao Xi was a little impatient, and just about to send an invitation, An Yu sent a punctuation mark first.

Stonefish: ?

Wilderness Creek: Circle the key points, look at the head of our physics teacher, whether it is bright or not, whether it is bald or not.

Stonefish: ...

Wilderness Creek: Go to bed early in the future.

Stonefish: I sleep late?

Wilderness Creek: Isn't it too late for you to fucking study until one o'clock in the morning?

Stonefish: I think it's fine.

Wilderness Creek: What a fart, staying up late is prone to kidney deficiency, be careful this old man is what will happen to you in the future.

Stonefish: ...Go away!

Through the screen, Xiao Xi could imagine how stinky An Yu's face was, and his shoulders trembled when he laughed.

After laughing for a while, the shaking stopped abruptly, Xiao Xi suddenly remembered something, when he clapped hands yesterday, the temperature of An Yu's palms seemed not warm, but cold.

When they first met and shook hands, An Yu's palms seemed to be cold too... Xiao Xi remembered a piece of popular science that he saw while browsing the webpage. There are four major reasons for people with cold hands and feet for a long time. The first three are negligible. Unsatisfied, the only thing that satisfies is the last one - lack of yang energy.

It is also commonly known as the kidney!False!

This……

Xiao Xi looked at An Yu's rolling words, and his mood suddenly became complicated. The sense of guilt spread from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, densely surrounding him.

He seemed to have accidentally poked An Yu's sore spot just now... Xiao Xi closed his eyes, typed heavily in the input box with his fingers, and sent it out.

Wild Creek: Sorry.

Stonefish: ?

Wilderness Xiaoxi: That's right, this matter... I really don't know, how about I buy you something to make up for?

Stonefish: supplement what?

Wilderness Creek: Tonify the kidneys!Why do you have to let me say it, look at your hands, when have they been warm!

Stonefish: ...

The chat fell into a brief silence.

After a few seconds, row after row of kitchen knives brushed across the screen, blood dripping from the knives, extremely bloody.

Xiao Xi sighed, and said in his heart: Look, he was forced by the child.

When An Yu stopped, he typed another word to express his regret.

Wilderness Creek: They are all men, I understand your pain.

Unexpectedly, the message was not sent successfully.

The screen displays: The message has been sent, but rejected by the other party.

Fuck!

If there is a disagreement, it will be blacked out.

As for? !

The author has something to say:

An Yu: Me!No!kidney!False!

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When I was in the second half of the code, my friend said that Xiao Xi had already started to think about his future.