[Wen Ye] A painful ability

What is the new species of human tiger?I couldn't figure it out, so I put on women's clothes and ran to the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency to watch.

It's not because his matcha latte is really delicious.

Maybe it’s because I’m too good-looking (strike out), and I’m familiar with Mieko, the clerk here (well, I even have her email), although Mieko often sends me some cases of murder of a rich girl by a soft rice man Long-form analysis, or women in the new era should not be limited to XXX.Oh, I just clicked in and read it with relish. I understand the truth, and the problem is that I am a man.

Probably, I have no melons in the rain?

"A matcha latte served with a blueberry cheesecake again today?" Mieko asked me with a smile.

I nodded, and added a sentence by the way, wait for me to pack the same set meal.

"For her boyfriend?" Mieko had a subtle expression again, inexplicably feeling that she hated the weak Yazi.

I thought about it, Zhongye's identity, there is nothing wrong with describing it like this.I just nodded and before I could speak, Mieko muttered, "Mr. Dazai is really lucky."

"It's not him." I retorted without hesitation. "Who cares. It's the other one."

Wait, my words seem a little ambiguous.

Dazai walked towards me, causing me to swallow the words of explanation, ambiguity is ambiguity.

Before turning around, Mieko gave me a "too strong, as expected of you" look. ? ? ?

"My dear girlfriend, are you finally willing to look up from your study and look at me, who is so handsome and handsome?"

There are too many slots, and I don't know where to start for a while.

First, I freed my hand from Dazai's claws.

Before I could say anything, I heard chattering behind the sofa.

"Mr. Dazai, how can you really have such a good-looking girlfriend?"

"I heard that Mr. Dazai paid off the owed coffee expenses and contracted his coffee for the whole year."

"It is said that he is still a student of Dongda University."

"Are all girls blind to this extent now? Isn't it good to be beautiful alone?"

"So what the hell is Tu Dazai?"

"Brother, don't look at her."

"Naomi, you don't want to be like this in public..."

After listening around, I didn't hear a single Kua Dazai's words.I laughed out loud.

I laughed at Dazai gloatingly.

"Oh, honey, you look so pretty when you smile." Dazai gently shook my hand again and began to chant rainbow fart(?).

My smile froze involuntarily.

Dog man, he usually flirts with girls a lot.Talking in one set/set, the tricks of sows climbing trees are not as many as him.

"I think it will be more beautiful when I hit you, do you want to see it, dear?" After I finished speaking, I admired Dazai's stiff expression.Look how well this face matches my fist.

The puff sound is like a 3D surround sound effect.

Dazai looked at me sadly and said, "Reject domestic/violence, start with you and me."

Ah.

Who is with your family.

The term domestic violence is simply misused.

While eating my beloved cake, I ignored the dog's eyes the size of a copper bell.

"Look, I won't give you food either." I said lightly.

Friends, do you know what a tiger's mouth is to snatch food from?You can't even watch me eat.

A boy with strange bangs that was suspected to be caused by the mistake of Mr. Tony at the entrance of the village staggered in front of me.

Behind him is a couple (?), a pair of shoulder-to-shoulder and back-to-back lovers, a Yujie who exudes A to bursting, and a man with glasses holding a notebook and muttering unscientific words.

Oh, members of the Armed Detective Agency.

I thought of the reports I had handled for Dazai over the years, and then thought of them now, and I unconsciously showed a comfortable smile after successfully throwing the blame away.

"If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be kicked by the donkey." Dazai said to them angrily, and then instructed Qi Liuhai boy, "Dun, kick people quickly."

Unexpectedly, this boy is a donkey.In other words, there is actually a donkey with supernatural powers?The world is really big, full of wonders.

Don?

Interested, I stood up and walked to Atsushi Nakajima, "So you are a cute big cat worth 70 billion."

The big cat is so cute, worth the price.Sure enough, the bidder is a cat person, right?

Oops, big cat unconsciously became vigilant.

"Can you become a big cat and be groomed by me? I can, um, by the way, aren't you curious about Dazai's previous occupation? I can tell you."

The big tiger is vigilant and suppresses curiosity, so cute.

"The Dazai used to be the king of lockpicking. Later, he broke his leg and withdrew from the rivers and lakes to hide his name and continue to be a scumbag."

I briefly summarized Dazai's life in one sentence. (fog)

"Huh?!" The big tiger didn't look very smart, but his eyes widened in disbelief.

Dazai pouted, "That's not it. You omitted too many wonderful memories between us." He paused and started his performance, "It is true that although I am an ordinary heir to the lock shop, but I Falling in love with someone I shouldn't love, they are beautiful, generous, lively and cute, each has their own advantages, but the common thing is that they love me deeply, that they hit me a little hard."

"So much so that I was driven out of the field viciously by my beloved's unscrupulous father."

"I thought about wandering the world with them."

"I didn't expect to bump into them before leaving...they actually formed a pair by themselves."

"Frustrated, I decided to quit the arena and wash my hands."

……

I always feel that something is not quite right.

"Two... two... two?" Big Tiger repeated, stammering.

Sure enough, tiger head and tiger brain are used to describe Yazi who is not very smart (cross out).

"You are so scumbag that you still have the face to say it." The man with glasses said in disbelief.

"...The scumbag really hit me..." Sister Yu showed a sinister smile.

I thought about it, I should have recorded it just now for Zhongye to listen to.

Irritable but also, online slaughter.

Cool...

In the end, the big tiger still patted my head, even though Dazai was watching.

"Can I bury my head in furry you and take a breath?" I asked with my sincere star eyes twinkling.

"No." Dazai forcibly released Atsushi from the tiger posture, and pulled me up.Seeing this, the big tiger ran away without a trace.

I complained dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing, Dazai."

Dazai was silent for a while, and then said, "I have too many things I want to do."

"For example, you." Dazai said close to my ear.

I pushed Dazai away, picked up the packaged sweets and walked straight away. !

Unexpectedly, I saw a cool guy Zhongya driving a motorcycle and smoking a cigarette downstairs.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of sight of the color of matcha latte. (cross out)

When Zhong also saw me, he stomped out the cigarette butt.

Oops, Sweet God is angry online.

Before I could even think about opening the topic that I left off, Dazai actually followed me down. He greeted Chuya with a playful smile, and before Chuya could speak, he kissed me in front of Chuya and ran away .

……

Things become unpredictable like a tornado.

Excuse me, how can I save myself?

The author has something to say:

Both yesterday and today are double updates, so don't miss it.

And why are there more comments only when you feel the knife? (stare--)

In this way, I will misunderstand that poking with a knife will lead to many, many comments.

Or have you changed your mind? (Crying like a storm. If this continues, my tears will turn into hailstones(?)