[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I stare at some dog, sleeping soundly next to me, still smelling faintly of body wash.

After rubbing his sleepy eyes, Dazai held his big face pretentiously and said, "Shirase, good morning, don't stare at me, I will be shy."

"How are you here?" I asked with a sneer.

"Probably when I got up at night, I went to the wrong room." Dazai looked at me sincerely and explained.

I believe you evil old man.Very bad.Each room has its own bathroom, get lost in my room.Ah.A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, especially a dog's mouth, is the most untrustworthy.

"..." After I was speechless for a while, I had to sigh with emotion, "God gave you two hands, and you actually used them to pry/lock my room/door." It is indeed the Yokohama Pry/Lock King Dazai Osamu.

Dazai blinked his eyes and muttered to himself, "It's rare to sleep so well."

I grabbed the pillow and covered Dazai's big face, angrily ran to wash up, and checked my neck to see if there was any mark left, right?

"There's no need to check, I'm not that kind of person." Dazai said confidently while leaning on the door frame while shaking his small head.

"Did you say that there is that kind of thickness gauge? It is an instrument that measures the thickness of the skin? I think if there is, Dazai, your thickness may exceed the range of the instrument." I said with a kindly grin.

Dazai continued stubbornly, "I am a gentleman."

Pull it down.I complained blankly, "You are not even a human being, but a gentleman. The species does not match this word."

After I finished speaking, I threw some dog out, and it really left me clean.

After negotiating the conditions with Lianshi (after all, I have not been a freelancer for many years), I returned home with the video tape.

After the car slowly drove out of Renshi's 'small' villa for a certain distance, Dazai asked me with great interest, "How do you think Renshi's words are true or false?"

I put on the posture of a ruthless and domineering president and said, "Regardless of whether it is true or not, he has already boarded a thief ship, and he can only join in with me."

As soon as I finished speaking, Dazai burst out laughing in his seat, probably laughing out of his head (?).

"It's impossible for me to let the long-legged gold coin get off the boat. I'm a responsible captain. Since the boat sails out, I have to ride on it all the time..." I pretended to be the missing one in the ACD and said.

Dazai laughed even louder, to be honest I didn't understand how he was laughing like a hammer.Against my death stare, Dazai explained from the heart, "I have a low laugh."? ? ?

"Don't rely on me to drive so I can't hit you. It's a traffic accident and we all lie in the hospital together." I threatened Dazai who was still laughing viciously.

Dazai stopped laughing, and asked nonchalantly, "Then, Captain, can I get on board?"

After some deliberation, I agreed, "I see that you are skinny, and you can barely do it. You can be an oar." Anyway, Dazai rowed so well that being an oar is no different.

"..." Dazai choked on me, and didn't say anything for a long time.Oh, great, have you entered paddle mode yet?Sure enough, I can consider giving Dazai an excellent employee award (crossed out).

The series of coquettish/talks are over, I will start my topic(?)

"That night, there was a group of people in front of Lianshi."

"The opponent has an ability user who is good at hiding. He hid the whole car and followed me. Unfortunately, there is an obvious spiritual ability user hidden in his teammates."

"My mouth is so hard. I can't speak for a long time."

In my impression, there is one that has lasted for a long time, which is a pity.

Those who know the current affairs are heroes, and those who do not know the current affairs are just...

"You should take mine, I can interrogate you for you." Dazai smiled ambiguously.

What the hell kind of interrogation is that? I'm afraid it's not your unilateral happy game.

Although I regretted it, I quibbled stubbornly, "If you take you, you have to protect you, a weak chicken. Don't take it."

I don't regret it too much, obviously I can bully Dazai into my day laborer, and I am looking forward to being a landowner, how wonderful.Stop talking, and want to have a myocardial infarction again.

Throw Dazai on the side of the road and let him go home.As a result, this guy gave me a moth before getting off the car.

"What are you doing?" I jerked my hand back.Damn it, the dog is licking/my injured hand.

"I just think my ability can block evil forces." Dazai replied unhurriedly.

Are you Gunara the God of Darkness? (fog)

Dazai nodded as if something was going on, and said, "Look, it's very effective. Your hands are healed."

What kind of peach talk is this?Obviously I have a good physique, and it will be fine overnight.

"You, get out of the car without stopping." I pointed to the car door, motioning for Dazai.

Dazai caught me off guard and gave me a kiss, and ran away quickly.

I looked at Dazai's back with a ferocious face, dog man, if you run a little slower, I guarantee you will be completely cool, your heart is really cool, and your heart is soaring.

……

"I am back."

I am a salted fish exhausted physically and mentally, and I am about to lie peacefully on the sofa.

Little Sweet God frantically threw something onto the chandelier.

I always feel that the lamp in my house bears a weight that it shouldn't have at its age.

"Zhongye?" I have no interest in finding out what Zhongye is doing, maybe it might be the birthday ribbon prepared for me.

"Shirose..." Zhongya saw that I didn't ask, he heaved a sigh of relief quietly, and walked over to sit beside me.

"Do you want to watch a video together?" I shook the video in my hand.

I don't know what the little brother made up in his head, his face turned red, and he muttered something to add new knowledge.

What the hell, just new knowledge.

As for the evil taste, I added a few adjectives, uniform, full of strength, strange beast (?), and wild.

So, Zhong also showed it shyly.

The two of us sat in rows and watched a few episodes of Ultraman.

"..."

Nakaya was in exasperation(?) speechless.

"I knew it." Zhong also sighed and patted my head affectionately, "Hey, if my wife is stupid, she should be stupid."? ? ?

What do you mean?

Did the antennas between me and Zhongye get disconnected after a few nights?

"Huh? You say it again?" I kindly straddled him and asked with a smile.

It is seriously suspected that the antenna was disconnected and the docking was unsuccessful, which caused my hearing to go wrong.

Zhong also held down my head, and there was a kiss that competed with lung capacity.

Excessive, do you think an ordinary kiss can dispel my questioning thoughts?Am I one of those goldfish species with a poor memory?Apparently I am not.This is simply contempt (?)

Wait, by the way, what was I angry about just now?I can't help but fall into deep thought.

His thoughts were interrupted by the unstoppable kiss.

The author has something to say:

Hahahaha hiccup, weeping with joy after the failed blind date, and decided to double watch, it is more likely to be late at night hahaha hiccup.

I think there is an explanation, ah, about the problem of the system, the system has a low sense of existence and is useless (?), in fact it is quite multi-functional, but Shirase doesn’t have to look at it, such as the favorability panel, Shirase just have not seen.As for the person to whisper to, in fact, the system has been prompting in the follow-up, but Shirase feels that those people are not interesting, so he will not carry out any more.For example, Yukimura and the old father at the beginning were because they were useful.Carubin is very simple, taking the cute pet route.

Probably Shirose, who was originally a player, turned himself into an NPC's (?)

Shirase has never had a raider, he is just you raiding him, and he will respond to you later.Shirase's initiative was manifested probably twice, one time in the second week of Valentine's Day, when he chose to change the world.The second is that in the branch line, he seduced Zhongye and concealed Dazai.

From this point of view, Shirase never asked what to do to the people around him, and Dazai chose to be gentle, that is, no matter what you are good, he will accept everything according to the order.Willing to accommodate everything about you.Like the song says, it's nice to have an evil sidekick(?)

I don't even know what I'm talking about, I'm in a state of extreme excitement.Anyway, escaping a catastrophe is a section, muddle along.