[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I had a dream, a very strange dream.

In the dream, it was Dazai the bandage monster wearing only a red scarf.The way he looked at me made me feel unreasonably predatory, like the way a poisonous snake gazes at its prey before eating.

He said he has been looking for me.But it's not me.

The words that are awkward and make me scratch my head.

Thankfully it was a dream.When I woke up in a bad mood, I chose to jump to Dazai's house on the balcony next to him, and asked him if he had insomnia and sneaked into my dream.

As a result, Dazai slept unexpectedly peacefully.

Very well, I shook him alive with all my might.

Dazai rubbed his eyes sleepily, and asked me uncertainly, "It's Shirase." "It's really strange that Shirase came to my house early in the morning to spy on me."

"What a world in decline."? ? ?

Listen to what the Bandage Monster has to say.

I simply narrated the story in my dream in a calm tone, and then beat up Dazai.It really made me sleep bad. Whose fault is it?fall.

Dazai lay on the bed like a dying salted fish that couldn't turn over, "Aji is wronged, Aji doesn't say anything."

"Besides, I don't have insomnia." Then Dazai happily relieved me of the sleeping pill he was taking, "It really worked unexpectedly, although it only made me sleepy for a long time."

"Obviously I am happily committing suicide, and the pot fell from the sky." Dazai looked at me complainingly, which caused me to suddenly feel guilty.jpg.

"Please have breakfast, how about crab roe buns?" I reluctantly said the above words with a little pain in my remaining conscience.

"Are you sure you have something to eat at five o'clock in the morning?" Dazai yawned slowly and asked me lazily.

I seem to be more guilty.

"You can eat it by driving near Lihai University." Actually, I'm not sure, but I still said it confidently.

"...asking for leave to see your little green plum...it's really incredible." As a husband, why do I have the illusion that my wife caught me cheating secretly? It's all because of that Japanese drama with a strange brain circuit.

"You Xing is my son (cross out.) daughter... Isn't this something you can tell at a glance with your clever little brain?"

Dazai turned over like a turtle turning its shell, and turned his face to me, "Oh. Then you will still be a young father-in-law in the future."

My smile froze involuntarily.

What happened to the youngest father-in-law, did he provoke you?Anyway, I'm handsome, rich, and still able to fight, there's nothing wrong with me.

I couldn't help but blurted out with complicated eyes, "Dazai, have you been fooled by me?" You can see that his brain circuits are becoming more and more strange, and there is a subtle and indescribable familiarity in the strangeness.

"Yeah. So you have to be nice to me. It's better than that slug who has nothing but beauty." Dazai nodded of course, it seems that he was not broken by me, and his face has always maintained a good thickness. It is the so-called attitude that if you give some sunshine, he will go to heaven.

I just ignored his bad words and bad words. I always felt that Dazai was a big treasure after the second child and was full of sourness. Wait, why did I automatically bring in the role of the old father.Could it be that deep down in my heart I hope to have a son who is as alive and kicking as Dazai?Scared me into a panic.

Driving without a license, I don't panic at all. I am grateful for the experience of learning to drive in my previous life, which allows me to use what I have learned in this life.

"I'll drive when I get back." Dazai disliked my slow driving.

"There are tens of thousands of roads, and safety comes first." In fact, my driving speed was normal, but compared with Dazai's hearse, it was quite slow.

Unexpectedly, except for me, no one would like to ride in the car driven by Dazai.It's most likely the reason why I fell asleep as soon as I got in the car. Anyway, I didn't vomit and I slept really soundly.

I'm so sour, Dazai is blatantly skipping work, and the leader still doesn't deduct his salary, "You're so open and above board, isn't it good?"

"How could I be a skipper? Shirase is obviously holding me back." From Dazai who was contentedly eating crab roe buns.

"I'm not talking nonsense without you. You can just walk back to work." I offered my advice with all sincerity.

Dazai quietly looked away from the crab roe bun, stared at me and said, "If it was Chuya, you would invite him to the parent-teacher meeting."

Without even thinking about it, I retorted, "How is that possible." I paused, "I'll ask Zhongya to take a taxi and go back first."

Just kidding, do I despise my stable life?Let Zhongye participate in the parent meeting of Youxing who is not at odds with Zhongye. I am afraid that you will be scratched by Youxing. I don't want to have a beautiful scene between Youxing and Zhongye again.

Dazai said with bright eyes, "Then I'm going to attend Yuxing's parent meeting."

"Anyway, she has one more father than you, and she doesn't care about having a second one."

What Dazai said seems to have a little truth, wait, something is not quite right.

Persuaded, I took Dazai with my little tail and sneaked into the parents' meeting where most of them were more than one round older than me.I have to say that the two of us stand out from the crowd, and I mean age may also include appearance.

When registering on the parent register, Dazai managed to get candy from the teary-eyed teacher in charge by relying on the character of the three brothers and sisters being lonely and living a life worse than the yellowing cabbage in the vegetable field.I even saw the pity in the eyes of the teacher in charge.

"Dazai, don't you feel bad about being a gardener who takes care of the flowers in your motherland?" I asked while eating candy.

"Ah, why not crab flavored candies." Apparently I got the wrong response.

"If there is, what kind of strange dark candy flavor would it be?" I couldn't bear to look directly at it, but Dazai was obsessed with crab meat and honey juice. Could it be that he was a crab essence in his previous life? (Suddenly realizes.)

Participating in a parent-teacher conference as a parent for the first time is a wonderful experience.On the contrary, Dazai actually adapted better than me, a genuine parent.

Excuseme?

However, Yuxing's report card can be regarded as very beautiful, but the Mandarin may follow me.

When the teacher invited me to share the learning stories of Youxing, it really caught me off guard.Before I could figure out what to praise, Dazai stood up for me and started making up nonsense.

I listened to his narration with complicated emotions, and met Yuxing who was also looking complicated outside the window.

To be honest, if I didn't know that Dazai made it up, I would have believed it.In particular, what he said was connected with the character set of his deceiving teacher as smoothly as Dove.

Amid the applause, the man sat down low-key and winked at me.

"You are such a clever little ghost." I lowered my voice and praised him sincerely.No wonder the leader didn't deduct Dazai's salary, and he said to him, I'm sure it should be deducted.

After the unremarkable parent-teacher meeting ended, Yuxing, I, and Dazai looked at each other silently.

Yuxing glanced at Dazai, pulled the corner of my clothes to signal me to lower my head, and then whispered in my ear, "Why is your colleague here?"

"Oh. He wants to feel the joy of going to school." I gave the answer without hesitation, "So I brought him to experience the strong learning atmosphere of Lihai University."

Youxing slowly put out a question mark.

When it was time for the three of us to eat, I went to the bathroom halfway and came back to find that Yuxing and Dazai had a good chat.At least the wariness in Youxing's eyes was gone.Tsk.

This guy Dazai really can't do without watching for a while, he fooled my little sheep (?).

With the intention of fulfilling Dazai's wish (actually, I want to sleep), Dazai drove the car on the way home.Before going to bed, I received a text message from Youxing.

——Although your colleague Mr. Dazai is not a good person, it's fine if he does have some good intentions for you.

Take care of yourself, you idiot.

From pomelo apricot.

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