[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Sure enough, as the saying goes, there are only zero and countless times for women's clothing.

Unlike last time when it was only my beautiful (crossed out) women's clothing, this time Dazai couldn't help joining.Of course it was the makeup I put on with my ingenuity. Look at the two Chinese cabbages that are juicy in the mirror.

"You're quite cute." The first time I saw Dazai without a bandage on his face, I was a little surprised, and took advantage of the trend to praise his beauty sealed by the bandage.

"Well... I've known Shirase for so long and this is the first time I've been praised by Shirase..." Then Dazai changed the subject, "Xiaozhi is super cute." By the way, he gave me a wink without a teacher.

It seems that I am not the only one who will let go of myself after dressing up as a woman.

I bent down and held Dazai's head down, "Don't move around. Put another lipstick on you and you're done." After Dazai simply put on lipstick, he actually took my lipstick away.

"It's convenient to touch up makeup." Dazai blinked and looked at me.Terrific Dazai, and awakened the soul of the delicate pig boy.

What he said was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it. I could only watch Dazai take away my only lipstick.I jio think I won't wear women's clothing next time. (Don't allow Zhenxiang to warn.)

At the same time I straightened up, Dazai's evil hands lifted my short skirt. ? ? ?

"What are you doing?" Don't think that I dare not hit you because you are weak, sick and beautiful after makeup.

Dazai looked at me innocently and explained, "I'm just curious about the secrets under the skirt."

I poked/pushed his hand away expressionlessly, "Then you can take a look at yourself."

"We're not the same." Listen to what it says.

I smoothed the corners of my skirt and said without changing my face, "I have everything you have. What's different."

"Mine is bigger..."

It was already half an hour after beating Dazai and going out.

We came to the Beauty Club again, and we were delayed on the road for a long time. There were many people who came to strike up a conversation, and one of them asked if we, the sisters, could come together.My fist told him my answer.

"Miss Zhizi, you are here..." Kohaku looked at me with anticipation and excited eyes, Dazai forcibly interrupted his words.

"I'm Zhizi too, I'm Zhizi Nakahara. Don't mess with my sister-in-law."

Combining the two words "sister-in-law" and "Zhongyuan", Amber's expression is as colorful as if the palette has been overturned.

Amber asked with difficulty, "Miss Nakahara, are you Chuya Nakahara's younger sister?"

What did I hear?It turned out that it wasn't just Chuya's surname that Dazai harmed.This is simply like wanting to hit someone after hearing it.

"Yes." Dazai nodded with a little devil's smile on his face, but fortunately he had such a sick and beautiful face that I felt pity for him, so Kohaku didn't say anything more.

Then I watched Kohaku's quilt routine and the whole process of Dazai maxing out his former colleague's favorability.This time I actually gave a fruit plate.I, the people who really eat melons.

"I really envy Mr. Zhongyuan. Not only is he a beautiful wife in his arms, but he also has a sweet younger sister."

I don't think the real Mr. Nakahara in your mouth wants this kind of envy.

Dazai, who has already pieced together the information he wants to get, has successfully carried it out - just like your mother's attitude of changing face without needing a reason for beating you.From everyone's beloved Britney to a beauty with a poisonous tongue.

Unexpectedly, they are all a group of shaking/m.

When I returned to the Ganghei Building, the security personnel at the door blurted out Shirase-sama and Dazai-sama, which shocked me. Who on earth leaked the news and revealed my identity.

I thought Dazai and I's women's clothing is not bad either.Surprisingly, this can also be found.

Ever since, in the chief's office.

The leader watched me and Dazai's performance with some convulsions.

"We are a combination of beauty and wisdom."

"I'm Osamu Dazai."

"I'm Haruko Nakahara."

"We are invincible young and beautiful girls."

The leader tried to take out Zhuangbao Pill (Dawu) and Suxin First Aid Pill from his pocket with trembling hands. He couldn't help but support his forehead, "Fortunately, I went with you if I was not sent. Otherwise..."

Being smart, I naturally answered the leader's unfinished words, "Otherwise the three of us can dance to the bliss/pure land in front of you." I'm such a clever little ghost.

"I'm old. I can't stand this kind of..." Shocked, the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters admitted that he was old and couldn't stand the stimulation.

I express my regret with a little regret.

"In fact, jumping to Xinbaodao is also fine." From the smiling Dazai.

But dancing to Xinbaodao in women's clothing doesn't seem to be very good.I'm lost in thought...

The leader changed the subject very stiffly.

It doesn't matter, I still respect the leader's opinion.You can dance for his birthday. (Strike out.)

In addition, Dazai and I handed out the reimbursement form at the same time today, and this guy actually said that he wanted to save money.I curiously asked him what he wanted to buy, and what I got was, "Buy a bomb." I don't know whether I should feel that Dazai can't make a bomb by himself, or wonder what should he buy to bomb?

Could it be that he's going to blow up my kitchen?

stare--

Hong Kong Black Forum——

Post: Take a bet on when the eldest lady will dress up as a woman.

Contents:

Floor 1: Ever since the slogan "If you love him, wear women's clothes for him" has spread throughout Hong Kong and Hong Kong, of course my colleagues didn't start wearing women's clothes, but instead began to peep/screen more and more.I have witnessed more than one time that the screensaver photos of my colleagues have been replaced by big wives in women's clothing.

Of course there are more new wallpapers today.

For example, the lily/he relationship between my boss and his eldest wife has to be said.

2nd floor: I am a man who doesn't eat dogs and a big wife, and I am really fragrant today.

Seeing them holding hands, my aunt's smile unconsciously appeared on my face.

hey-hey……

3rd Floor: Think about it, if you are a young lady, you can also wear women's clothing. The three of them are simply the three beauties of Hong Kong and black, although I am sorry for the goddess of red leaves in my heart.But I love them... I can't help but climb the wall.

4th Floor: There is no conflict between the Red Leaf Goddess and the three newly promoted beauties from Hong Kong and Black. You can love all four at the same time.Love as much as your heart has.Dare to chase after love.

Floor 5: I have inside information.

It is said that the eldest wife decided to dance in women's clothing.The time is undetermined.

Floor 6: Is it an annual meeting?Don't stop me, I want a video.

7th floor: Nosebleed unconsciously.

8th floor: Do you need to use the Zhuangbao Wan that you agreed on on the 7th floor? (I seem to hear that a certain lolicon is also useful.)

Floor 9: Off-topic, who are the leading beauties of the three beauties of Hong Kong and black?

Floor 10: The questions on floor 9 are too difficult.The eldest wife is gentle and the eldest lady is cute, so I choose a dog man.

11th floor: dog man.

12th floor: dog man.

Floor 13: If you are kidnapped, please blink.

Floor 14: No, no, we are telling the truth.WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooDon't ask again, ask suicide/suicide again.

——This post is closed.

God's perspective:

At the same time, Dazai's subordinates carefully put down their phones, not daring to face Dazai's expression.Dazai showed a satisfied smile and encouraged them to continue their efforts.

Shirase couldn't help but sneezed, "It always feels like the wind review has been victimized again."

Only Chuya is still carrying out the mission seriously.

The author has something to say:

There will be a three-day long vacation starting tomorrow, so should I have a vacation (suddenly guilty).Of course, if you leave more comments, I won't have a holiday, right? (Finger to finger.) As expected of me, I am a good pigeon. Others are on vacation and I am applying for a vacation.